₦airaland Forum

SILENTandSMART2:
Tell her dat you will do anything for her ,

Tell her you will go extra mile for her,


Tell her you're going to make her happy always,


Tell her dat you're going to satisfy her always

Tell her dat you're going to serve her with everything god gave you


Dats what we girls love hearing, trust me she gonna fall instantly

gunners160:
are you kidding me? So because a disease has not been witnessed in the past, that has made it a misery. Countries that tackle unknown diseases that has happened in ages are dumb or stupid? Have you forgotten so soon on how countries dealt with Ebola and the current Corona and Hanta virus? So because a disease is new there is no need for proactive actions. Now, I knw why we are backwards. imagine having you as a minister of health, we are doomed

dukeprince50:
That's the good thing about America, they don't go ahead calling their country names and spoiling it in every goddamn opportunity, they know the country is theirs and they must fix it, while Nigerians will destroy their country, break prisons, break police stations and steal guns, threaten to go to Aso rock to bring presidents head and we will clap for that fool. Those same people will call the country a zoo and a shithole

I'm sure some people just noticed US election is not and cannot be 100% transparent but im yet to hear Americans insulting its country or Russians insulting Russia, rather they vent anger on politicians, why would someone open his stupid stinking disgusting mouth and call his country a shithole and threaten to bring it down, u deh mad?

Nigeria hasn't done anything bad to us, in fact it gave us so many opportunity and natural resources than most developed country but we destroyed it and still threatening to do worse, after destroying it ona wan leave, nobody is going nowhere, we will fix this country. It doesn't belong to any politician or terrorist group, na our own.
Its my country, any day, anytime I will rise to defend it, I no compare am to any other country. I'll be lying if I say i am not angry about the condition of this country but instead of complaining about the country others find themselves, I just wanna learn how to build the one that is handed to me. the world won't allow me become a kid forever so I can't sit all day and cry cos of my situation, I just wan do something about it, no matter how insignificant my input may look

EMXTAN1:
But why? As a matter of fact, whoever wins would be fine. Not like it concerns or affects me in anyway?

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be having sex with the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

Openbusiness:
They should license guns for all citizens, up to caliber 45 automatic machine guns. There must be an even playing field. Why should criminals have guns and responsible citizens don't? Rubbish!

Blue3k:
Lol too many casted pussies on this thread. Its funny how people cry day and night buhari and the governor isn't protecting you but wont defend yourselves. It's your right a to defend yourself if you hard others you'll naturally be arrested and prodescured.

We already have ability to buy guns. What's needed is ability to buy semi automatic weapons. Responsible citizens are simply law abiding citizens without a criminal record.

SAMBARRY:
lmaooooo please if you have comprehension problems,Na your problem be that o.i will not take responsibility for it

SAMBARRY:
I'm not saying he should be disrespectful to his Mom but he should be able to MANAGE THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HIS MOM AND HIS WIFE.men rarely care about that part of their relationship.everything must always revolve around ME,MY NEEDS,MY EGO, WHAT I WANT, WHAT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT.me,me,me.thats their only central focus.If men can manage the relationship between both parties all this unnecessary mil vs Dil fight will not even arise because everyone knows Their place but carrying mummy on top of the head can be very annoying




Nobody is disputing the fact that mummy didn't eat so that you will Go to school, mummy sold her jewelry so that you will eat and all those tales but you too turn the situation around if you have a lady that is always my mummy this,my mummy that,won't you be irritated?

Meanwhile this is the kind of behaviour that will be making some women pray or wish their MIL dies before they get married because of your statement :MY MOTHER TAKES THE 1ST PLACE IN MY HEART AND MY WIFE TAKES THE 2ND POSITION.HOWEVER AFTER SHE DIES SHE CAN TAKE THE 1ST POSITION.so her brain will be like ok so until her MIL before he can place greater value on her.ok.let her pray for her MIL TO DIE

Kizzygentle:
Well the wife rightfully owns d front seat, there shouldn't be a debate on that. The moment a man marries, his wife becomes his first priority. You all that try to use mum to blackmail guys about how your mum should be over your wife are all unserious people. Don't you know your wife is also a mother to him and the children? What a wfie does to d husband, the mum can never do that. The mums role finishes d moment her son gets married though the mum still has her place as the biological mother which is normal.
But the lady should d have just allowed d mother be in d front seat since she was already there. Its just courtesy.

Grandmeister:
You open an account on a social media platform and still get irritated that people want to socialize with you?? This is why many Nigerian men think Nigerian girls are mentally not up to par with other women from abroad...their level of self entitlement is just baffling.

chatinent:
Come off it. Is 'Mhizz JennyBliks' a name? While I don't add or stalk anyone on social media or in reality, it is irrational for a girl to be incivil when she's asked her name. If you get angry or irritated when asked your name, it makes you look timid and aback in life (not a swag). If sb believed the name above was yours, they wouldn't ask. Stop feeling important. If you hate people, you should not have joined a 'social' media platform.


I don't do this. But you can always say 'no.' Most girls also ask guys out. I'm speaking out of experience and because I respect people's view, I didn't get irritated. I responded as to my interest.



Complaining and nagging for trivial issues is crazy. And a person trying to start a conversation means no harm. Inasmuch as I don't do most of these things, if you add me and I ask who you are and I sense a pompous respond, deleted you are if you are a girl. We must learn to be mature; it's not everything you feel fly because you think girls should. I am good looking, comfortable and cultured; I respect women. I also have many reality ladies who want to be my friends. I don't accept them doesn't mean they are cheap. How much more will I overlook a social media font who'll misunderstand a nice person as foolery!


I don't do that, it's not my business how you look. However, learn to be positive.


Rubbish. I don't do that, and guys/ladies who do should be blocked instantly, not laying complaint.


Loving an online figure is like driving blindly. About airtime, I let my no mean no. Reason? I don't demand anything from any female friends. I also appreciate everyone worked. I love self-respect.


Nobody cares. Well, I don't have time for this.


I don't do this. But be positive, it's no big deal if everyone should have a common sense.


I don't do this. Well, also moderate what you post.
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Conclusion. Before you accept sb on social media, always verify it's sb you know or can handle. The 'pride' stuff online is really garbage. Not because some minors are flocking your inbox does it mean you are reaching celebdom. Remember that cheap things attract more customers. Also, dress properly and be MATURE. Let your words be seasoned with salt.

olusola200:
Obaseki travel to meet wike in Rivers State
No noise, but why naira Marley,

Sacchi1162:
Airplane no b car wey go just move and u go talk say u no know... That means them fit attack 9ja for air and nobody go know what's up since dem no fit know d amount of people wey deh inside plane??

astonished:
what is wrong with this government, we are tired of this SCAMdemic, open the dam economic, let everyone go back to normal activities.

and those that are scared and believe in this SCAMdemic can lock theirself & family in their room and throw away the key - they won't die again.

Useless government always make useless law fo the poor citizens alone, governors have being travel to one state to the other, the same people that make the interstate lockdown law - who will now punish those governors

Sacchi1162:
Wait so the airlines are open for special purposes such as concerts abi??

This country don tire me sef

Sacchi1162:
Spewing rubbish is dis our government's hobby

Wait point number 19, is it that the people writing the speech can't do calculations?? How is 146 to 131 even close to 25 places??

IJOBA2:
DO YOU LIVE HERE IN NIGERIA

IJOBA2:
KORO IS DOING A GOOD JOB

timekeeper1:
K. Location pls
Moreover this ain't an antelope, it's a jaguar.


Forest green jaguar