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Celebrities / Re: "It Is Better To Date Nigerian Girls Abroad Than Those At Home" – Timini Egbuson by Nonexisting: 8:54pm On Feb 15
Those ones living abroad have chased their dreams of dating white men and failed so they now have limited options which is why they tend to be better than the ones here. If you check really well, you will see there's no difference.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Tungan Madaki, Donates N2m For Healthcare - Aisha Yesufu by Nonexisting: 8:49pm On Feb 15
He donated in his state and region, they said he never donated to anybody else but his people. Now he donates to people outside his region, they are saying he is faking it and trying to buy their votes even election is not anywhere close by. God will heal their foolishness.

Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Mish Is Dead (Photo) by Nonexisting: 8:42pm On Feb 15
I remember this nigga and his song that year. RIP to him.

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Family / Re: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by Nonexisting: 8:39pm On Feb 15
tochez24:



Nobody needs your approval oga⚠️

And he's a very foolish simp for bringing private matter online.

If he thinks he has a good wife, then he should keep it to himself or probably show her love or whatever offline!!!!
So your definition of a simp is one who brings private matters online?

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Family / Re: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by Nonexisting: 6:57pm On Feb 15
tochez24:


An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡
Everything you said is okay except calling him a simp. Inside peace shows on the outside and sometimes can be expressed. I am always careful to call a married man simp because he may have a daughter and a good wife. There's nothing wrong in simping for your daughter and your wife especially if she is a good wife and gives you peace. In this case, the man is saying the wife takes care of his home with little resources he provides her and that she also makes everybody happy in the home. What else can a gentleman ask for? A good wife should be honored and if giving her some authority especially in the areas you're clueless on is simping, I approve it.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: 500 detained suspects released in Borno by Nonexisting: 6:10pm On Feb 15
'The Borno State government said, on Wednesday, that the 160,000 repentant Boko Haram insurgents can’t return to killings because they swore to an oath with the Quran.'

Look at that.

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Politics / Re: GANI ADAMS - Authorise Me To Go After Yoruba Monarchs’ Killers by Nonexisting: 10:16am On Feb 14
Redhot111:
Empty talks. You don't need permission to go after your brother's killers. After all the killers didn't get permission to kill ur monarch
Na money and logistics the werey need from the governors but he no wan use im full chest own am. Cowards full that side sha so he no be the first.

Politics / Re: IMF Confirms Return Of Petrol Subsidy Under Tinubu - Daily Trust by Nonexisting: 9:57am On Feb 14
Tinubu online cretins have always said there's no more fuel subsidy, who is IMF? Are they more knowledgeable than Freestuffs and his comrades here? Mtchew

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Politics / Re: Round Tripping Fraudulent Bank Chiefs Are Not Geniuses But Rogues??? by Nonexisting: 9:53am On Feb 14
I saw that video and the old man said the truth. Eventhough he is not too different from them, I follow the message, not the messenger. In his words; they are rich, what's the source of their money? Where are their factories?

Romance / Re: Today Is Valentine!! What Will You Surprise Your Partner With by Nonexisting: 9:27am On Feb 14
Nigerian's population is about 200 million. Youths are about 120 million. Male youths are 50million and female youths are 70million yet all of them vaginarians claim they are in serious relationships. It's alright.

Romance / Re: Man Catches His Girlfriend Cheating On Him During A Video Call by Nonexisting: 9:21am On Feb 14
It is what it is, gentlemen. Never try to tame a street dog. It will always end in tears. Learn to live for the moment, fucck your turn and leave the pussy for the next nigga to fucck his turn.

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Romance / Re: Dreams Do Come True... by Nonexisting: 10:50pm On Feb 13
Her version of the story. We never hear the other version from the gentleman that she called ex. Until I do, no comment.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visits To Families Of Herbert Wigwe And Ogunbajo by Nonexisting: 10:46pm On Feb 13
CilicMarin:
I know the useless daft will go with his camera man.

Useless IPOB President.
Maybe Dangote that is on every picture of whoever that has visited the family went with several cameramen too. Your hate on people who don't know you and don't give fuccks about your existence will be your own undoing. Cretin

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Romance / Re: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by Nonexisting: 8:45pm On Feb 13
G and I all the way. I don't joke with them big and soft pillows on their chests.

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Romance / Re: Man Caught Lady He Trained In School For 7 Years In A Church With Another Man by Nonexisting: 8:36pm On Feb 13
Simps and their tearful tales. He should look for another and train her for 7 years again then.

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Food / Re: Union Protests Ban On Sachet Alcohol In Abuja, Gives NAFDAC 14 Days by Nonexisting: 8:07pm On Feb 13
Mynd44:
Those selling these items should go buy shot glasses.

Buy the big bottles and sell shots to your customers.

Learn the blend with things
Learn to blend with suffereness your mean? Everyone has suddenly remembered the words "patience" and "understanding" under Tinubu regime. The same words they never believed in under Goodluck Jonathan.

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Romance / Re: Woman Declares "Men Who Care About A Woman's Past Are Weak" (photo) by Nonexisting: 7:51pm On Feb 13
labake1:
Yes, they are weak and insecure. Only men that lacks ambition that cares about the past.

Think about tomorrow, leave the past behind.
Let tomorrow think about itself, even bible talk am. Me, I'm only interested in the past. Thank you and God bless you for your wonderful advice, even though I've already put it in the trash.

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Business / Re: Herbert Wigwe's House (Mansion) In Ikoyi, Lagos (Video) by Nonexisting: 7:41pm On Feb 13
Pootle:
money he should have given to the poor, may his soul rest in peace
Where were the poor when he was hustling to make money? Don't ever use that statement again in a public space. Let everyone go and hustle. No be for the poor I dey sweat dey hustle in a jungle full of lions called Nigeria. The said poor may even be drinking beer or fuccking while I slave away for my hustle and they will be expecting me to give them free money. Mtchew

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Phones / Re: I Lost My Huawei Y9 Prime In Tricycle This Afternoon by Nonexisting: 7:27pm On Feb 13
Find small money give to one of these boys that parade themselves as traditionalists. Whoever has your phone will call you in a few minutes to return it. I never believed in that until it worked when someone I know did it.

Business / Re: Herbert Wigwe's House (Mansion) In Ikoyi, Lagos (Video) by Nonexisting: 7:22pm On Feb 13
What did he need all that space for? To me, this is waste of resources whether dead or alive.

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Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by Nonexisting: 5:43pm On Feb 13
KingintheNorth:



Isn't this too harsh??
No measure will be too harsh to stop your mother with limited future from destroying you with unlimited future.

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Politics / Re: B.wala's Tweet: Then and Now. by Nonexisting: 5:38pm On Feb 13
The same cretins that used to criticize him here are the ones singing his praises now, just like they now sing that of the monkey, Reno. Once you attack Peter Obi, you're a new creature and old things will pass away.

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Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by Nonexisting: 5:31pm On Feb 13
Put a scammer alert on her phone number, report her BVN and NIN for identity theft, no agency will lend her money ever again. Problem solved.

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Romance / Re: Kanye West's Wife Bianca Censori Goes Nearly NAKED In VERY Risque Outfit by Nonexisting: 5:24pm On Feb 13
The breast is very okay and natural unlike the silicon hanging down Kim's chest. Ye is a real nigga, he knows how to treat them street dogs.

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Romance / Re: Is it possible? by Nonexisting: 5:21pm On Feb 13
Yes you can. Send her 25k out of your 30k salary every month and if it won't be enough for her, borrow extra 25k and give her too. You can manage the remaining 5k in your salary. Be an understanding man.

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Romance / Re: Woman Declares "Men Who Care About A Woman's Past Are Weak" (photo) by Nonexisting: 5:10pm On Feb 13
A vaginarian will always say my past is my past. It doesn't affect or determine my present and my future. Meanwhile see the past.

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Romance / Re: Woman Declares "Men Who Care About A Woman's Past Are Weak" (photo) by Nonexisting: 5:01pm On Feb 13
Ladies Gentlemen and gentlemen, I hereby declare myself a weak man.

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Crime / Re: Four Nigerian Policemen Reject N8 Million Bribe From Arrested Criminals by Nonexisting: 10:10pm On Feb 12
This must be a skit, I don't believe it.

Sports / Re: I Want My Friend, José Peseiro To Win The AFCON - Jose Mourinho by Nonexisting: 6:20pm On Feb 11
The special one has spoken, the cup is coming home.

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Romance / Re: Lady Weds Her Physically Challenged Lover In Akwa Ibom by Nonexisting: 8:07pm On Dec 14, 2023
Our wife. If you know you know.

Romance / Re: Why Are Most Women Triggered At The Mention Of DNA by Nonexisting: 8:26pm On Sep 23, 2023
Rayban25:
They're too emotional which can cloud their little logical aspect. They dont know that in a case like this everyone is to be treated as a suspect until proven innocent
Nothing like being emotional, they know exactly what they are doing. Guilty conscience fears no accusation. If your wife panics at the mention of DNA testing, she is a cheater. Whether the DNA results turns out positive or negative, never trust her.

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