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Celebrities / Re: Why I Don’t Tell People Mohbad Is My Son – Singer’s Mother Narrates Ordeals by Nonexisting: 7:07pm On Sep 23, 2023 |
He became your son when he made it but you abandoned him and your husband to sample dicks when he was a child and needed you most. Now breast done fall and nyash done bend, you come remember you have a son and have the guts to dictate what you want. Expired wicked evil vaginarian. 5 Likes 1 Share
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Health / Re: Lifeless Body Of A New Baby Found Abandoned In Edo State ( Graphic Photos) by Nonexisting: 2:36pm On Sep 23, 2023 |
I wish the pussy leaking gender people can be relocated to another planet so we can have peace in this our precious earth. Look at what them evil souls did to an incocent child. Wicked gender.
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Romance / Re: Benefits Of Being Single by Nonexisting: 2:32pm On Sep 23, 2023 |
They are too numerous to mention but the most important one is that no one counters my decisions. I make the rules. 11 Likes
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Family / Re: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by Nonexisting: 11:16pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Only a simp will act the way your brother acted. He continued paying and didn't even consider DNA until a friend alerted him. Who does that? I wish I can slap him now. Tell him to see all he spent on them as money wey enter masquerade bag because e no go ever come out again. He has been played like the fool he is so let him gather the remaining part of his simpish life and move on to the next vaginarian that will show him another shege. Tueh on his face
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Uncovers Illegal Kaduna Gun Factory, Recovers Weapons (pics) by Nonexisting: 9:45pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
In saner climes, they will arrest that man, charge and sentence him to be producing guns for the military, police or even the useless uncivil indefence corps. No be every small thing, we run abroad to buy gun. The mugu can be put to work. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: How Do We Deal With Someone Who Slept With A Minor? by Nonexisting: 9:39pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
I condemn sex with minor but if it's not rape, I suggest you tread with caution. As Nigeria is now, you can't tell who took advantage of the other between the he-goat married man and the 16yr old vaginarian. Some of us strict gentlemen know what we see in the hands of the so called minors. 3 Likes
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Romance / Re: I Know Of A Man Who Married A Single Mom With 3 Kids They Now Beat Him by Nonexisting: 9:33pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
obinna58:Simping can be very overwhelming. If I hire a simp, I will be paying him salary and ask him to stay home because he is already busy 24hrs each day impressing and thinking about how to impress vaginarians the more. How can he work with all that in his hands. Pity simps wherever you see them. It's not easy. 8 Likes 2 Shares
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Romance / Re: I Know Of A Man Who Married A Single Mom With 3 Kids They Now Beat Him by Nonexisting: 9:26pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Any man willing to be vessel used in teaching simps a lesson, I'll simply appreciate him. @OP, I hope you thanked him for his service? I'm sure his story will save many simps around that area. 5 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: I’m Willing To Become Unpopular To Reform Nigeria, Says Tinubu by Nonexisting: 9:23pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Just show us your certificate, stop all these bullshit talks.
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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Lawyer Tells US Court He Will Suffer If Chicago Records Are Released by Nonexisting: 9:21pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
How can a vaginarian who claims to be virgin refuse to show us her pussy to verify the authenticity of her claim? Tinubu stay one place make we do the needful, why all these shelaye? 3 Likes
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Food / Re: Come and eat this Delicious Suya Meat by Nonexisting: 9:16pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
What's your location, I am asking because I've heard so many stories about suya recently which is why I've stopped eating it for a while. I heard some people use human remains and dead animals to make suya now. Human remains are more accessible than animal meat in some parts of this country, we know that. No be tomorrow if they ask me have you eaten human flesh before and I go come dey confused whether or whetheran't. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Simon Ikpa Boys Captured Igbo Road Safety Officer And Spared His Life by Nonexisting: 9:09pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Sensational headline just to fan the fire of tribalism in this place. They would have killed him like they killed all Nigerian officers whether Igbo or not. They don't spare anyone that's why they are criminal elements. This place and tribal wars shaa. Because he was armless, she preached love to him and showered him with love, peace & freed him... ...But if you carry arm in Biafra land and you are not Biafra force, na story for another day 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Religion / Re: Jimmy Odukoya Defends His Decision For Dreading His Hair & Wearing Earrings(vid by Nonexisting: 8:19pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
thinkmoney:Paul wrote to specific people and their specific challenges, nothing harmonious about his so called letters. If Paul is to write to Nigeria today, I'm sure he will not write about hellfire since we are already in one. 6 Likes 1 Share
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Religion / Re: Jimmy Odukoya Defends His Decision For Dreading His Hair & Wearing Earrings(vid by Nonexisting: 8:13pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
tollyboy5:Your opening statement got me rolling on the floor. Hehehe. Even the bible writers contradict themselves sometimes yet we read and assimilate everything. Imagine the nonsense Solomon wrote about sucking breast of maidens and people call it "the word of the Lord." 6 Likes
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Romance / Re: Dating A Woman Who Doesn't Really Love You. by Nonexisting: 7:53pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Zonefree:The "I love you" is just coming from her lips just like "I care about you" is coming from the lips of a politician. The vagina gender is incapable of loving someone. Even God never asked Eve to love Adam because He knows she couldn't. Vaginarians love for a reason and once that reason is no more, the love dies. Only men and animals love unconditionally that's why God asked Adam to please love the snake he created out of his ribs, a terrible mistake that we gentlemen are still paying for till date. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Dating A Woman Who Doesn't Really Love You. by Nonexisting: 7:46pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Vaginarians that use the phrase my friends say, my sisters say are ticking time bombs both in marriage and during dating. They give men hell and their pussies are few inches away from outside dicks because they will always want to live other people's lives. You did good research brotherly. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: We Hope Whatever Tinubu Is Hiding Won't Cause us some Heart Attack - Ibe by Nonexisting: 7:37pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
PHIPEX:The hypocrisy of people from that side of the country is second to none. They condemned Mmesoma but are now defending Mmesoma promax. Fear an aphonjapitekus. 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: Oba saga: You want 2 create 3rd World War because Obi didn't win - Taiwo to OBJ by Nonexisting: 7:25pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Malroux:That's how empty their skulls are. I don't call them confused gender for nothing. 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Help Me, My Mother Does Not Think Pos Is A Job. by Nonexisting: 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
The answer to the issue is simple. Double your hustle and prove her wrong. My father once cried that I wasn't able to secure a job after training me in school. My elder brother was not doing so well in business too. When I told him I wanted to start a building contractor firm, he advised that I kept searching for good job that one day God would bless me. Today, he is happy I didn't listen to his advice. Prove them wrong brother and see them sing a new song. You see that your POS business, package am well and diversify as well. If not that I know myself well, I would be thinking I did money ritual in my dreams but whenever I remember the degree of my hustle, I get rest of mind. This life is not too hard, just stay your lane and hustle without minding where your mates currently are or what people are saying. The only time you unlock your ears is when someone is talking business. Cheers brother. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: People Who Came Back To Marry Their Ex's Please Advice Me . by Nonexisting: 4:38pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
She has not agreed to come back to you and all your efforts to bring her back have failed yet you are here fantasizing how your kiss and your fucck will be. This is like a hunter fantasizing how to eat bush meat even before going into the bush to attempt to catch one. Pray that the spirit of foolishness will stop stop dwelling in you. 5 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by Nonexisting: 4:12pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
madjune:The bolded is not true. Biggie fits into the narrative more than Tupac. Just two albums and he had all the fame. Biggie got introduced to the game, got a ounce and fuccking blew up. Forget long talk, Biggie remains the king of hip hop. Tupac was good though. His best tracks to me are baby don't cry and shorty wanna be a thug. 1 Like 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by Nonexisting: 4:05pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
NFBI:Drugs, weed, alcohol. That's why. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: When A Woman Finally Brings Something To The Table (pictures) by Nonexisting: 9:32pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
That breast on the table looks really good and handle-able. Who is she and how much does she cost? It's all transaction to me. 2 Likes
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Crime / Re: Police Alert On ‘sextortion’ Via Dating Platforms, Urge Fun Seeker To Be Careful by Nonexisting: 9:00pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
GOFRONT:That time we saw his bare nyash on the internet. 10 Likes 1 Share
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Food / Re: Which Of These Nigerian Delicacies Is Your Most Preferred? (picture) by Nonexisting: 8:36pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
Arthurity1:My brother my brother. 4 Likes
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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend's Mum Prevented Us From Doing Abortion by Nonexisting: 7:58pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
What's the moral of your story? You fuccknicated without condom for that matter and are proud to announce it to the whole country. Mtchew
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Celebrities / Re: Moment Police Took Away Mohbad's Body After It Was Exhumed From His Grave (vid) by Nonexisting: 7:35pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
gerrardomendes:Go to Twitter and see for yourself. They have started saying that opposition has hijacked the protest. Any nwanna that joins that protest is a fool.
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Bags Over 8years Imprisonment For Dealing Drugs In UK (pics/video) by Nonexisting: 7:15pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
Dayvidblue:I am into skulling business, import and export, I do internet fraud, I do petty money ritual, not like the one done by Kanayo Kanayo that fetch millions, I'm talking about the rituals done by Baba Femi in Ijebu that give me daily 2k to drink my agbo in peace. Agbero work, I dey gallant for there. Cultism, haa you dey ask that one. You never hear wetin we do for Sagamu? Armed robbery, haa you dey ask? You done forget offa bank robbery? Na we be baba for armed robbery. My friend, I hope you have skull insurance as you dey ask me these questions so because anything fit happen now. Who am I? I am a proud aphonja. 6 Likes 2 Shares
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Bags Over 8years Imprisonment For Dealing Drugs In UK (pics/video) by Nonexisting: 7:06pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
It's like skull mining is for the unsophisticated aphonjas. The sophisticated ones are now diversifying and I don't blame them. Imagine 25k for one skull, what can it buy in this present economy if not agbo. 9 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: Share The Happiest Moment Of Your Life by Nonexisting: 5:37pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
The day I got mobilized for my first building g contract. I was like, ala Owerri, come and see your boy now. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: September 22nd Is Rapture by Nonexisting: 5:34pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
tonicyril: 5 Likes
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