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Family / Re: Mother Wants Her Daughter To Quit Marriage Because Of This by Nonywendy(m): 11:21am On Aug 08, 2023
jmoore:
She is 26 years plus, has 4 kids already.

Her husband has been working and providing for the family until he had an accident which affected his waist. The company stopped him from working because it affected his mobility and productivity.

She reached out to her mother for capital so she can start a business. The mother refused to help her. She gave him a condition that she should leave the marriage and she will sponsor her to travel abroad.

The mother told her that she is too young to suffer in that marriage, that she can easily remarry.
Wicked mother. When they were exchanging vows for better for worst, in sickness and in health she no knw
Romance / Re: One Way To Outsmart A Rapist.ladies Only by Nonywendy(m): 10:07pm On Aug 06, 2023
JesusisLordfore:
Good evening Landers.
I had wanted to share this piece for a while.

Ladies if you find yourself in a scene where you want to be raped do this and you will be glad you did.

Anywhere you find yourself about to be raped... outsmart the rapist(s) by turning the tables in a 007 or desperado way by changing the scene that is about to play out.

The idea is simple to execute but requires confidence.what to do? very simple.

Start like this.Fine boi(s) i like you scatter dats why as you collect my tinz i still no care( dat's if the rapist(s) took anything from you)
If not, immediately they initiate a rape move just simply say fine boy(s) I love u(na) too.Where we go dey do am ? I no say your (una) tin go big.Before they try to say anything just approach him (them) and begin kissing passionately(dats why it is good to be clean always ,a rapist might avoid your kiss if your mouth smells badly) and afta a while just begin to shout softly to their hearing alone that your waist is paining you that you are seeing your period but dey can give you dia address or give Dem a fake address and promise him(dem) you will not fail to keep your promise of seeing him (them) but for now you need to go home and rest to break the camel's back tell him (them) that you are a hookup girl and would like to get protection from them, then stylishly tell him (them) that hope you (una) no go fall my hand when i call una say I don catch one mugu or when one client no one pay afta him don chop me finish.Even if it is in a house outsmart the person(s) by doing the advice above but in the case of house tell him (them) you will visit later afta seeing your period or they can come and visit you after your period ends or you will call or text(him)them when it is over.
Lastly, don't forget to tell the rapist (s) to bring or keep hot drinks ,mention any cheap (gins) it will make the rapist(s) see buy your story cheaply.
This option is the safest option when running or calling for help is impossible(if you are a virgin your virginity will still be intact and the trauma you will undergo would be less compared to penetration rape).Nevertheless if you go chop guy money and want to try dis when he wants to take his money back in kind by force i dedicate Story for the gods by olamide to you (e fit still work oo but.... )

Feel free to add your suggestions.

Sorry for the long write up.

Modified
Remember to pray(silent prayer at least) before any action you take in such situations.

Theoretical talk. When it happens u knw dose rapist reason with their hard dock not their brain.
Family / Re: I Can't Forgive My Late Mummy And My Daddy by Nonywendy(m): 9:44pm On Aug 06, 2023
Zonefree:
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So, you started tapping palm wine at the age of five

And his name is not in the Guinness book of record
Travel / Re: Why Is This Road Designed Like This? (Pictured) by Nonywendy(m): 9:36pm On Aug 06, 2023
Chimarto:
That's bus stop.
Bus stop in the middle of the bush??
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To Girlfriend Mid-air On Air Peace Flight (PHOTOS) by Nonywendy(m): 9:34pm On Aug 06, 2023
All dese won't matter in heaven.
Food / Re: The CHEAP breakfast I prepared this morning by Nonywendy(m): 1:49am On Aug 05, 2023
How is this breakfast cheap
Health / Re: I Find It Difficult To Sleep by Nonywendy(m): 1:07am On Aug 05, 2023
DECENTBWOY:
Good morning nairalanders, I know its too early to post this but this issue has been troubling me for a while now.
I can't sleep, even if i eventually do, i can't stay asleep, for example if i sleep by 2am, i will wake up by 4am and thats it for that night.
It has been going on for months now, and i hardly sleep in the afternoon too..
If you observe when i made this post, I slept around 3am because today is my birthday, i was answering calls and chats from well wishers, now i am up again around 5, thats why i made this post, i am fed up...

Please can you guys suggest a very strong sleeping tablet for me? I really need to sleep and stay asleep, i mean lock everywhere up, eat, take the tablet and sleep a very deep sleep, a kind of sleep that i will not know what is happening around...

Please help a brother, i don even begin de slim like who them de squeeze blood commut for body....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUMBLE SELF BTW...
Don't take sleeping pills bfore u sleep else wen u don't take it u won't sleep at all
Romance / Re: Please Recommend Good Condom That Don't Burst And Make Someone Last by Nonywendy(m): 11:12am On Aug 03, 2023
plsdisvirginme:
Please any one
Kiss. The peppermint flavour. It comes in green satchet

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Travel / Re: Helicopter Crashes Into A Building In Ikeja, Lagos by Nonywendy(m): 11:10pm On Aug 01, 2023
politicoNG:


https://dailytrust.com/breaking-helicopter-crashes-into-residential-area-in-lagos/
Fake information, old pix. The helicopter crashed on the main road. This pix happened years back
Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Is Perfect For Your Current Mood? by Nonywendy(m): 5:18pm On Jul 31, 2023
labake1:
Which song is perfect for your current mood?

mine is Lonely at the top by Asake
Sapa sapa no fit catch me....

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Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Nonywendy(m): 10:21pm On Jul 30, 2023
Brownshoe:
but why the kid will runaway?
Some of those kids are manipulated. U no dey watch movie ni?

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Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Nonywendy(m): 10:16pm On Jul 30, 2023
UnfairLife7:
how possible can someone be awake throughout the night without feeling sleepy?
Are u kidding me? People are doing it in Nigeria sef with very poor pay. U don work for production company before?
Romance / Re: Men Why Do You Lose Interest Once A Lady Accepts You by Nonywendy(m): 11:05pm On Jul 29, 2023
immortalcrown:
Maybe guys lose interest because she shows her real character immediately after saying yes. This is why it is important for people to be real. When you are real, someone who gets attracted to you will not leave when you accept the person. Bad character pushes away good people who are attracted by fake life.
A bottle of chilled beer for u
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Gifts Zimbabwe President Mnangagwa A New Helicopter (Photos) by Nonywendy(m): 8:55pm On Jul 27, 2023
WriterNig:


🇷🇺 Russia's President Vladimir Putin has gifted his Zimbabwe counterpart a Mil-38 presidential helicopter, according to 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe's ministry of information.

The gift will be delivered soon, the statement posted on social media said.

President Emmerson Mnangagwa is attending the Russia-Africa Summit in St Petersburg along with other African leaders.

Russia also pledged to provide free grain to Zimbabwe and five other African countries.

Zimbabwe has long-standing ties to Russia dating back to the war of liberation against white-minority rule.

It is among the African countries that has maintained a neutral stance in the war in Ukraine, refusing to condemn Russia for the invasion.

How they exploit Africa
Romance / Re: I Am Stupid by Nonywendy(m): 12:17am On Jul 27, 2023
ebijimi7:
Good day guys
I made the worst mistake of my life and I think it's affecting me now
I have a girlfriend I dated for 4 years before we had issue she was 22 years and I was 25 so she doesn't listen to me she kept communicating with her ex although it got me angry and I broke up with her while her friend got married to that her ex she begged me to come back I refused until 2 years after I decided to listen to her then I found out she had dated many guys close to 10 guys why I was with just 1 girl until I started having issues with her so I decided to question her because I disvirgined her and she doesn't like a protected sex after interrogation I discovered she had 1 abortion and I try to man up and accept the fact that it cannot be changed so once in awhile it gets into my head but the one that got into my head recently I collected her phone to help her repair it then that was how I came across the chat with one of her ex that got her pregnant all the nude they shared how they zucked each other and how she went ahead to abort the baby and she was still asking the guy if he wanted the baby and how the baby would have been a year old although she said she no longer communicate with the ex and I discovered she has blocked him and was telling the guy to stay clear that she is married now.
This got me angry and furious although she told me she had abortion but not full information of what happened then I called her to challenge her then she said I'm always using her past to hurt her because I kept saying it and the mother was there and she heard everything and the mother got angry that I disappointed her because she wasn't expecting such from me the mother never knew she did abortion until the convo I had with her then the mother was mad at me that she never expected such from me and the mother is a churchy type of person so she got angry ad said if not for my mother that died she would have blocked me from calling she and her daughter I felt bad that I messed up everything and tht ishoud not have said what I said and she said I should return her daughter's phone and everything belonging to her daughter including her things in my place and since that yesterday I've been begging the mother and it's now looking like she doesn't want me to talk to her daughter any more and I plan to marry her very soon I'm 29 and I don't know where to start from I have been down because I love the girl she made a statement that I felt bad for she said why does nobody loves me I felt broken it's been 24 hours now I've not heard from my gf im sticker in between moving on or wait if anything can be done......
You are really stewpid. Someone did all dose things and u r there begging her and d mother. Simp

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Politics / Re: APC Sues Osun Governor Adeleke For Appointing Self As Commissioner by Nonywendy(m): 12:12am On Jul 27, 2023
Thunder fire APC
Romance / Re: Should I Block This Girl? by Nonywendy(m): 4:28pm On Jul 22, 2023
kals4luv990:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this man eeh,but e fit dey possible sha.if Adam can simp who are we kwanu🤷🏾‍♂️
Na Adam mistake we dey try to correct. Take the bull by the horns and avoid anything dat will make u simp over a girl. U won't get value agaib

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Crime / Re: Chinyere Awuda Beaten To Death In Anambra Club (Photo) by Nonywendy(m): 3:54pm On Jul 21, 2023
Jennyclay:
so because she is a club girl she deserves to be beaten to death undecided. Bunch of sickos!!

The police should do thorough investigation, this is not what transpired. I’m very sure those useless men tried to molest and rape her at the club but she refused, then they have no choice than to beat her to death. Nigerian men are beast!!!

Is she the first person to pick money in the club Why can’t the bouncers just collect the money she picked and send her out of the club There is more to this story.

The court should please sentence those useless men to death by beating.

I hate men!!!

Including ur father dat deposited his sperm in ur mother's vagina
Romance / Re: Should I Block This Girl? by Nonywendy(m): 3:52pm On Jul 21, 2023
kals4luv990:
wer is the SIMPing now this dull dude
From the story can't yu see dey had a disagreement?
Yes dey had disagreement and he is about to simp.

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me Judge This Case Between Me And My Girlfriend!! by Nonywendy(m): 10:39am On Jul 21, 2023
Collins4u1:
Bro Jee chuba ego.
no be ego matter. He shld cease being a simp
Romance / Re: Please Help Me Judge This Case Between Me And My Girlfriend!! by Nonywendy(m): 10:38am On Jul 21, 2023
Bradford111:
Is been long me and my girlfriend saw in our 8 months relationship we haven’t seen for 5 months despite staying the same state due to issues always coming up


Last week I sent her tp to come but due to network issues she wasn’t credited and the day was running out so I told her to go to a POs so I will send again so she can come she told me she doesn’t have that strength




Minutes later she called and told me her bestie is around that I can send to her besties OPay account so she withdraw it and come her bestie even took the phone and talk to me for some minutes and later sent her bank details for me to send to


After sending the money I discovered her bestie blocked me on WhatsApp I tried calling my girl she wasn’t responding I thought they were playing with Me


After some time my girl called back I exploded in anger and said a lot of things insulting her and stuffs


After some time I got my self and apologized for how I reacted now she is giving me attitude not picking my calls replying my texts on WhatsApp


Please I’m stuck what should I do?
U HV gotten the treatment u deserve as a Simp
Romance / Re: Which Group Of People Do You Dislike On This Forum? by Nonywendy(m): 10:36am On Jul 21, 2023
A and C
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by Nonywendy(m): 10:32am On Jul 21, 2023
Agozskey:
Hi guys, I know u guys will banter me... I accept any form of insult tnx...
My girlfriend and I have been together for a year now and the relationship has been great, so we usually have unprotected sex buh I make sure I don't release inside her buh as God may have it, we found out she was pregnant and I wanted to keep the bby buh she didn't want to keep the pregnancy, so we decided to abort it, which we did with the help of one of our friends (girl). The first week wasn't okay, because she was experiencing pains everyday, due to the abortion, the second week seemed perfect no issues, she wasn't feeling anything at all.
This week now all of a sudden she's exhibiting symptoms again... And she has not seen her period, meanwhile we've not had sex since... I don't understand again, I'm not really ready financially yet, buh I'm a bit okay buh the problem is her family, She's just 19 and I'm 22, pls any advice... Thank you
U are 22 and already having having unprotected sex. Do u hv the financial ability to chest the outcome? Did u guys do necessary test to check compatibility? Wat if ur Rh factor is + and hers - do u knw u hv breached a compatibility settings in her life. If she eventually marries one that his Rh is + the tendency of her having miscarriages is there. Nawa for una o
Romance / Re: Should I Block This Girl? by Nonywendy(m): 10:27am On Jul 21, 2023
SPAMBOX7:
We being dating like 7 months now and she been all good, zero red flags till recently.
So what happened is she had a fight with her sister and she called to hear my opinion. I told her it's a family issue let them settle it amicably.

Omo na so this girl sent me a message on whatsapp that she doesn't blame me.
I was like how? What did I do?. She didn't answer. After like 30min I called and she didn't pick. She stopped picking my call.

We was to meet that day so I told her I don't understand her behavior so there is no need for us to see again.
Na so the girl just replied with "wow nice, have a nice day"
"good bye".

Note that she's never displayed this type of behavior before. Maybe she was only pretending all this while.
But since then we haven't spoken to anyone it's been over a week now. So recently she changed her dp to one guy.

This na person wey never put my pic on her dp before. I'm thinking she's just trying to get on my nerves or play games but since I am not the type that play their games I'm thinking it's best I just block her and move on.

Anyways guys what do you think about this?
In all ur doings, pls don't simp over a girl

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Romance / Re: Why Are Slim or short Girls Always Aggressive by Nonywendy(m): 10:24am On Jul 21, 2023
endsarrrs:


Not all are aggressors
But majority
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Brought His Side Chick To My House by Nonywendy(m): 10:23am On Jul 21, 2023
Karen2024:
I have been housing my boyfriend for months now... meaning he's squatting with me. This useless good for nothing guy brought in another useless lady to sleep with her on our matrimonial bed, he had the guts to cheat while I tame my desires to have taste of other men. Should I send him packing? I'm still contemplating...
Matrimonial bed? I don't understand this story. Girl friend talk about matrimonial bed. Nawa o
Food / Re: Can You Kill This Animal If You Are The Hunter ? by Nonywendy(m): 10:37pm On Jul 20, 2023
EnemyofGod2:
can you kill this animal if you are the hunter ?

If you are in the hunter's shoes will you still go ahead and kill this animal ?
I wil try to catch it alive, take it home and put it In a cage to deliver. When she delivers I give her some time to nurture the babies, when they are okay, I can then kill d animal and eat. Den rear the babies till they grow for me to consume them too
Pets / Why Dogs Always Pee On Poles Or Car Tyres by Nonywendy(m): 9:53pm On Jul 20, 2023
Dogs mark their territory by urinating on a pole or tire.
There are so many things in our daily life we often see but do not try to know the reason behind them. We notice these things almost every day at home or even outside. We see them so often that now our eyes are used to them. One such thing is dogs urinating on tires or poles. Have you ever wondered why dogs use these two spots to urinate?

Dog experts have done a very thorough study on this behaviour of the animal, and they gave three reasons.

1. Dogs mark their territory by urinating on a pole or tire. This is their way of contacting their other companions. When a dog urinates on a pole or tire, they pass information, which is then available to other dogs who will smell that pole or tire. Following this, the new dog also leaves his mark there.
2. Dogs prefer to urinate on vertical surfaces rather than horizontal surfaces. The lower part of the tire and pole is within the reach of the dog’s nose. Hence, they leave their mark at the level of the nose of other dogs. The smell of dog urine will remain in the rubber tire for a long time. On the other hand, if dogs urinate on the ground, their smell ends in a short period.
3. There is another reason why dogs urinate on rubber tires. They like the smell of rubber. Therefore, they get attracted by the smell of the tire and go near it and return after peeing.


Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news18.com/amp/news/buzz/why-dogs-always-pee-on-poles-or-car-tires-5241265.html
Business / Re: Local Liquor Sellers Embark On Two-Week Strike In Taraba State by Nonywendy(m): 10:48pm On Jul 17, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:

DAILY POST[/font]
I thought liquor is forbidden in the north?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Tells Obidients How To Celebrate His 62nd Birthday by Nonywendy(m): 10:46pm On Jul 17, 2023
EBMedia:
Labour Party's presidential candidate, Peter Obi has told his supporters how to celebrate his 62nd birthday, IGBERETV reports.

He wrote on his Twitter page;



https://twitter.com/PeterObi/status/1680883733136564224?t=axgp5QdGkPet6cZeZ3Q2dQ&s=19
If u don't like this man u are a witch
Education / Re: Arthur Eze Donates N200m To Azman University, Kano by Nonywendy(m): 10:43pm On Jul 17, 2023

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