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Brainmytool:
I don't fancy coming online to seek relationship advice, because I believe, I have learnt a lot from past relationships and have myself addicted to the REDPILL.

But this current situation has got me so confused that I need your advice to unwind me. I know I have called so many SIMPS for not knowing what I known a long time ago. But please use responsible words when addressing me. Please.

I got into a relationship after a lot of disturbance and serious entanglement from Victoria. She knew that I had other girls I play with but always makes out time to see me whenever I make such request. She plays the loyalty card very well that she got me confused at some point and I asked her out. She unhesistantly accepted and was overjoyed. She is so addictive that I am loving again. But omo, recently, like 9 weeks back, she started a new routine of leaving behind her pant and wears my shot home when leaving. This I ignored the first and second time she did it. But queried her after the third time. She said we are one thats why she can confidently leave her pant behind. But am unsettled with her response. Now she has 3 or 5 of her gowns in my house and 2 of my hoodie and more than 5 of my shirt in her custody. Last week I got new shirts and other clothing stuff to replenish the lost ones.

But that is not my concern. It troubles me that she has plans for me. Which might be getting more serious with me and am not interested in marriage, yet or calling anyone my FIANCEE.
Aside marriage what else do you think she has in box for me. I jokingly told her one day that I will use her pant for ritual and she said that means she may not be able to bear children for me. And secondly, that I cant go that extent to hurt her. She can cook, works as a secretary in a small tech company at my side. She is not demanding. Like i havent spent up to 10k on her but has spend more on me.

I want to end the relationship. Thats wat is largely on my mind now. But your advice will be appreciated. Thanks.

Ike agwu lam o. Am confused honestly.

First of all how old is she? She is eager and serious to be in a relationship, she did that to safeguard her territory. Then for u, if u r not ready to have only her as a gf then break up now. U r just a player

telkevog:
Please, I don't really understand the reason behind my landlady's action. She spreads her washed underwear outside as she goes out.
Meanwhile, I'm the only tenant in that compound and we've been very cordial. We've not had any issue at all. She is a widow. She has three boys and two among them are in school, while she stays with last one.
The first time this happened, I reluctantly packed her clothes together with the underwears(panties and inner tights), as well as her child's own to my room when it started raining. Since then, she has been doing it repeatedly. The last time I did morning shift, the clothes were drenched. So she jokingly said that it seems I worked morning today, and I said yes. She said no wonder their clothes were drenched, even mine.

Now, my question is; is she not worried that a young man will keep custody of her panties till she comes back from her business? Is she trying to pass a massage? Will it be wrong if I allow rain to beat the panties one day, as a way to tell her how uncomfortable I feel? Should I play along to see what is in her mind?

Please, I need your advice, no insults. I'm really bothered about it.

Na u dey get bad mindset. She doesn't have anything in mind.

Lyrics269:
Nigerians like to think that masturbating is bad and ungodly and it is much better to have casual sex than to take care of your needs by yourself.
But listen, it is better to masturbate than for you to be a sex addict or womaniser. Enjoy your body and let no one control your, explore your body and be free of STI and money sucking whores.

And who tells u dat masturbation is not sex?

Trustmea:


It seems you have never jam ladies that don't give damn about ur money, not everyone are money induced. I know few of them, classy ladies I'm talking here not 2k girls. By the way 1 week is enough for me to chase a lady and if u don't give me the needed vibe I Japa. Though no girl has ever given me stress before, I know this guy that used to complain about a particular girl he is interested in and the gal kept whining him for three months, I was like brother man why u no leave the gal abi she is the only gal on earth and funny thing is that the guy told me that na those kind of gals he like chasing, ladies that is not easy to get or that forms too hard that he despise easy to get ladies a lot I was stunned. Okay for the money aspect u talk about not all ladies u can use money to buy or hover all around you because of ur money, I'm dating one now and I know one very wealthy man in her town that the same gal rejected, well I'm not doing bad either but just to let u know that when u talk about make money this make money that u can only use that money to buy some cheap girls and not the classy ladies I mean in this context. Shalom!

Not a Nigerian lady

fyzaila:
I lied to my guy that we have the same birth day and month and he has been over the moon. Saying I'm his missing rib an all that. This happen during our talking stage which is a year ago.

Should i tell him the truth or just keep cool? Guys please how will you handle such situation?

Note: this is the only lie i have ever told him. I'm very loyal tbh.

When the foundation is built on lies u wil reap lies bountifully. He will never believe u again. Even ur greetings will seems like lies to him

Trustmea:


The way you guys advice others to go and make money even without knowing the financial status of the person baffles me shuu

Davido or any rich dude cannot be asking such stupid question. Wen u hv money everybody will be e one chasing u both male and female. So wen someone ask this question, the only reasonable advise to gv d persn is to go and make money

Trustmea:
Okay just like the topic depict, how long will you spend in chasing a girl inorder to get her acceptance and eat the forbidden fruit of her. For those that take 3 months to 2yrs chasing same girl I want to let u know that a lady knows what she wants in a guy the first time she sees him and 1 week is even enough for me. So tell me how long will you keep chasing a girl to get her attention, acceptance, eat her apple or marry her before giving up entirely?

This is the kind of question simps ask. Get a life bro, use that energy u wil use and chase a girl for months or years to hustle. Remember this saying...."chase girls money run, chase money girls come"

Anny69:
Who you help? Hope it's not me you're referring to sha? Cause I've never asked for help on NL.

why are u replying dat dude. He is indirectly begging here

Tekashi69:
See how everyone is just being mean and unkind to me just because i asked for help,even one moniker i helped last year is up there telling me to sell my phone..it’s well

this ur statement has made me confirmed u to be an online beggar. U wil collect loan from palmpay, run to nairaland to play victim and indirectly beg pple. U r even using iphone. Someone suggested u sell it and buy smaller fone and settle ur debt. There are sites u can as well work and get money to offset ur bill

PerfectStranger:
Dm me via WhatsApp number on my signature. I'll help you block them from accessing your contacts. Hold your 2k Sha.

stop supporting evil. U r a scammer and a bigger evil. If he has d 2k to pay u wats stopping him from paying bk palmpay their loan?He collected loan wen he needed it much to save his life, now u want him to block Dem? Dose it sound nice to u? God forbid what if anoda severe sickness comes as a lesson do u think his conscience will judge him aright? Palmpay or any companies giving this loan did not force u, dey helped u wen u needed d help most now to pay bk is difficult. This is he main reason I don't borrow money to people. Purge ursef from this criminal mindset. Palmpay is a business dat employ pple, pay Dem salaries as well. If dey fold because of pple like u d staff working there will also be jobless. Try to be thinking right

Osiki18:
Good morning fellow nairalanders
Please I need your help. I paid N5000 to a guy I met online yesterday for a ushering job (not name of the real business) after the payment I received a text to pay another N4500 for security and movement fee. I declined because that was not the agreement from the beginning and I asked him to refund my 5k since I was no longer interested in the business only for him to say I cannot withdraw my money since I have started the process.

I called my bank and they referred me to the police station. Plus does anyone have an idea as to how else I can go about this?

His account is a palmpay account

There is nothing u can do at this point except going to court to get court order for the bank to freeze the customer's account and refund you. But on top how much do u want to this, 5k? U will end up paying more than 5k to get the 5k. This is called negligence, u dint do proper due diligence before transacting with a scammer. Next time shine ur eyes well. The money don go.

nlfpmod:
Happie Boys are blasting OPM Pastor, Apostle Chinyere Chibuzor:





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whch stars Dem get sef

Lyrics269:
After he already cursed them.
There is every reason to believe this man is a destiny thief and fake prophet.

get the hell outta here.

Happy birthday to u. I advise u to love God, hustle, don't do evil to anyone. Be good and kind to humanity

akube34:
dont do it

u r advising someone that is already giving it a thought. Once u HV d thought already u hv cheated. Why giving another guy a chance wen u hvnt parted ways with ur current bf

Baronthecelebri:
She's beautiful, I love black women

another simp spotted

Prettygirl200:
What's pretty about what I just saw?

women bashing women

guobe:
Just snapped this pretty girl.she looks so beautiful and gorgeous and so angelical.what do you have to say about this model.

na so simping dey take start until u r friendzoned

fadilaMaikiriki:
Fruits! Fruits!! Fruits!!!

I'm so addicted to taking fruits! I'm a fruit junkie.

Yes, you read right.
I'm so addicted to them. There's hardly any day that passes without me taking fruits. I take different kinds of them. Ranging from watermelon, banana, pears, apple, pineapple, star fruit( not abgalumo oo. There's a fruit called star fruit) cucumber, mango, orange, etc.

Are there any side effects of taking fruits almost every day? Is there any body here like this? The first picture are the ones I just got this night.



Attached below are pictures of some of the fruits;

Show us ur skin let's confirm something first

Ebubu2:



https://punchng.com/court-orders-ig-aigs-arrest-for-contempt/

Na today? Has efcc boss obeyed court order?

Can someone tell me why Dangote will not be the richest man in Africa when Nigeria the giant of Africa keep enriching him.

frozen70:


You are welcome to Lagos
A land with many opportunities

A place that will seat you up if you are slow

A place that you can choose to be usefull or useless

Lagos is not bad and yes bad people are every where

Just be wise and smart because it's a place where they will steal your phone and the ear piece will still be singing on your ear

I can relate this scenario at CMS

Sxyhalima:
im in my late 20s my boyfriend is in his early 30s

he is a great guy, he earns a good amount, he has a good job, he is ambitious, he spoils me (buys me lavish gifts), he loves and supports his family, he cares for me when i am sick, he is intentional about me, he speaks multiple languages, he is educated, and more.. he is my perfect guy and he is so handsome too, i feel like i've hit the jackpot. he isn't perfect, but neither am i, but he has great potential.

i have 3 issues

1) his family

his mother, these are the issues that have happened

A. when he took me on our first trip abroad i sensed that his mother wasnt really in suport of it, which i understand. some mothers may not think it is wise to spend lavishly on a girl you have just started dating. Also, he started to use my picture as his display picture on imessage because he liked how I look, I also used his too. but then this happened.. his mother and his aunty held a family meeting with him and asked him why I am allowing him to control me and commented about the holiday and the display picture.
B. I kind of got the vibe that his mom wasn’t happy about the fact that he spent new years eve with me at a party as opposed to at home praying as usual with her
C. Valentine’s came and when the gift he delivered for me arrived, his mother (as a joke) asked “where are her gifts” and asked him why he doesn’t buy her gifts. And then she started enquiring on our valentines plans
D. She wanted her son (my boyfriend) to go to her with to a church to pray that the relationship is God’s will (she is very spiritual and goes to church every day) and when her son told me I thought it was weird. I have no issues with her going alone, or even him going alone, or us two going together, but the fact that she and him wanted to go I felt it was weird. So then I invited myself to come to the church with them and then as the day that I was able to come was a week day she said she had to go to work on that day. So that my boyfriend offered to pay her what she would earn in a day so she could come. She agreed. But then she said she would meet us at the church and make her own way home, instead of us going as a three. And then when I just felt that was weird too, I expressed my concerns to my man and said that I wouldn’t go to the church and then he said he wouldn’t go to the church with his mother and that was a huge issue, she sent him paragraphs upon paragraphs of messages and was very unhappy about it. They didn’t speak for months, because of the church issue and other arguments they have had
E. I noticed that they don’t talk to each other via message anymore, and im wondering whether it is because of the profile picture and he said they just prefer to talk via the phone
F. Since then everything has been fine, but that is because he has stopped talking to his mother about our relationship and has kind of distanced himself from her. Also other things surrounding his family have come to light, I have found out that his mother doesn’t talk to any of her siblings she has 3 of them (for over 20 years) and has fallen out with most of her friends. She also had a bad marriage herself that ended in divorce. My boyfriend doesn’t talk to his older brother and hated his dad because of how he treated his mother. To the extent that, my boyfriend is biracial (half white) but refuses to acknowledge that he is white because of how much he hates his dad. His younger sister also has bipolar disorder and I am wondering if these things are genetic. I don’t know how comfortable I feel marrying into this family, what if his mother and I have a misunderstanding – will she stop talking to me for years? Will his little sister have an episode that puts a strain on our marriage?
G. The family also really, really depend on him. And I am concerned, if we do progress in our relationship and move to the next stage – how will they cope when he is gone, because I don’t want to share my husband. I wouldn’t want to be in a situation where he is being a husband in 2 households. There is nothing wrong with having a son who is a main figure in the house, but he really does play the son/husband role in their household.

2) appearance
Like I said earlier, he is a handsome
He is handsome but he isn’t exactly my type in terms of appearance and how I’d like our future kids to look

3) job
It was always my dream to marry a doctor, or someone really rich. Im not a gold digger, but like I said earlier, he is a provider. But he still lives at home. Im interested to know how much of a provider he could be for me and our future family when he is living alone 100% paying his own bills and mortgage, because his disposable income will go down. I feel like I’d feel more confident marrying someone who was living independently and able to fend for themselves 100%

thats another thing, his mother diddnt even want him to move out because he supports the family she wanted him to stay at home and help pay off her mortgage



i get the vibe that she feels im taking her man away

God punish u

Jozilinn:
Can you help you out with a little token things haven't been really blissful this last 3 months,I made a post about it already would really appreciate anything 🙏 Access bank 1221869780.

I think you should try to check how and when you would be available pending your time at school, getting a little hairdressing salon if you have the skill, clothes,shoes from various shops and sell online if you have the cash and get good product both sex would patronize you, don't put all the 500k you can keep 100k just in case,but persistency in whatever you feel is good for you would make you earn more.

U put up account number without a corresponding name to confirm if the money is going to rightful account abi ur name dey shame u or u are now ashamed to beg

jaybenugo:


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SeaTrade:
So today i just dey bored,not doing anything.
Rain fall here,konji hold man.
Open phone contacts,see one smallie weh I don dey groom for some time and I decided to call her because wetin hungry me today na wild fùck and so the kind body type I need na wetin she get.
Slim,fair,portable, young and all that,
I need wetin I suppose fit hang am for wall like picture dey light am.
Some kind acrobatics Bleep dey weh you no fit try am with heavy duty weh go just lie down open toto like trailer weh spoil for lekki epe express.
Nna,
Because of this weyrey is spend wetin I no suppose oo.
First carry am go chop pizza,chicken wings and coke with cherry as appetiser and also dessert (choco based).
18k go for there,I no talk.
Make we go house she say no,say e far and she needs to attend bla bla bla...I say okay.
I scope am say I want swim and na only one hotel get pool weh I like for town,she say okay.
I say cool,
Reach hotel,I tell am say I suppose book say I no dey like change for dressing room and also where to keep our bags.
Omo we go one hotel like that,OG dey konjified so i use speed book 22k room unto say 12k room don finish
Enter room I order wine and small chops,blow another 18k for there,
Only to want launch preeq na em this pikin dey shout stop upandan
Any small thing seatrade stop,
Any small thing seatrade stop...
Stop ...stop ....stop...
I think I make like 100 attempts and she resist all with that her stop nonsense.
No be juju be that?
Nna I just tire the whole matter and tell her say make we roll out,
We dey inside motor we no dey talk to each other she dey ask me whether I dey vex.
No I no dey vex ooo,thunder kill you there!!!!
We reach her drop off na em weyrey come dey say e be like I no go call her again since e be like I dey vex.
Noo,I go call you ooo,infact I go dey call you pass as I dey call my mama,idiot!!!waka as I talk inside My mind.
Wetin vex me be say the one weh believe me die weh for give me I no call because I dey suspect say she go dey smell and I too dey fear that toto fish smell mehn.
funny enough as me and this weyrey dey drag launching of preeq na him the wig weh she wear fall off na so wetin I see under the sponge wig be like the hair weh lucky dube carry the day them shoot am for Southy,come dey smell like orangutan anus.
Na wetin make me waste all this cash come jam bastard traffic as I dey go house.
I just tire honestly

U simp cos of one smallie? Tufiakwa

RadioMOUTH:
Everyone join me and celebrate 🍾
I'm getting married this weekend... here are my pre wedding photos below

Cute. See natural nail no artificial. Happy married life dear

Why is calabar light different. Now to see the light for 5hrs na wahala

Riggs. Yellow variant

manoflove22:
we have been dating up to 2 months now, b4 she accepted she told me NO SEX in the relationship, i actually thought it all scheme girl use not to look cheap


I visit her house sometimes we kissed and i even sucked her breast but it reach sex she told me she is a virgin and she will keep it

it get to a time last 3 days, i told her no sex no money she sound disappointed and worried, i told her what else she have to offer than sex, but she assure me she will give me sex but not now


Please advise is 2 months too early or too late to ask sex from ur girlfriend, make i know before i spend and invest like a mumu

help a brother man

U are a mumu man. Under age don full nairaland

Pls where can I stream this match oo. None of the links uploaded are not working