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FoodRe: 22 Persons Dead In Rivers After Drinking Local Gin, Eating Dog Meat by Norajones(f): 8:28am On Jun 04, 2015
Rounakid:
Nawa ooo... Doq aqain...
But why cant dis akwaibom peeps desist from doq meat...?
Cc: lalasticlala
call Akwa ibom again and watch thunder strike ur hand. Did d post said akwa ibom or rivers? Why r u short sighted becareful not to trouble for urself.
PoliticsRe: I Conceded Defeat To Prevent Crisis – Jonathan (punch) by Norajones(f): 12:14pm On May 21, 2015
Most of u ranting up APC dis up GMB dat, will surely regret voting out GEJ in d next years. Go and write this date down somewhere u all will miss GEJ and myt be too ashamed to cum up here and say how much u missed him. Nigerians will ask him to cum back and he will not cos he's a man of integrity. I wish my country well buh let's hope dey voted wisely which I doubt. D westerners played a smart move on all not dat dey really support GMB its cos of the western VP. Nigerians always too blind since the era of NEPA.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Looking Dapper In Fresh No Make-up Selfie by Norajones(f): 6:33pm On May 09, 2015
Bluetooth2:
Are you high ?
yea I'm high on sensibility n responsibility. I'm responsible with what I say. Buh are you? Dnt bother to answer I knw it already.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Looking Dapper In Fresh No Make-up Selfie by Norajones(f): 3:13pm On May 09, 2015
kaima1984:
very beautiful, jealousy kills faster than a flying bullet
tell them dear. You see all these guys dat hate n say a gal is ugly,if u see their gf n sisters u go fear fear. Dem resemble wetin devil take clean hand. Ugliness touch dem wella.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Looking Dapper In Fresh No Make-up Selfie by Norajones(f): 3:10pm On May 09, 2015
Bluetooth2:
After 6 years of a fruitless marriage and series of adulterous scandals, better make good use of your life.

I pity the people that look up to these reetards as role models.
and you are so perfect that you haven't done something despicable before?. What if that story was not true? Buh sha its such comments of urs dat makes God to sit up and do something positively in ppl's life. She fit feed u n ur entire generation. Smh
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Strips For Ladies At Calabar #starmusictrek (Photos) by Norajones(f): 12:30pm On May 06, 2015
hatux:
Nothing new, he once did at felabration when he stripped to pants cheesy...
and that made UK banned him for 15yrs from entering. Heard he's 23
FashionRe: How To Make Different Types Of Foot Wears... [Pictures Included] by Norajones(f): 2:29pm On Apr 14, 2015
Goodnuel:
Staring with the first pix, we would be needing

* White and Red landing(any color of ur choice)
* Stripped Nora
* Shinny Nora
* White Maco(depends on the colors you are working on, there re various colors).
* A hill fr ur sole
* Gum

>>
daddy come ooo dis ppl are using my name here n der. Dey say I'm shinny and I'm a stripper. Daddy see dem spoilin my name oo dey r lies oo. God go judge una
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Norajones(f): 8:33pm On Mar 13, 2015
Dose questions na make person dey sure naw. Cos the person wey dey ask no even trust himself talk more of. Trusting u. TYPICAL NIGERIAN.
PoliticsRe: BOKO HARAM: Battle-field Account Of A Military Deserter by Norajones(f): 8:00am On Feb 21, 2015
God help d soldiers. My dad is a soldier too n was sent to yobe for the war bt the injury sustained in 1994 in liberia peace keep dat was not treated well by d military hospital came up again affecting his whole legs n he was sent back to d barracks to treat himself and report back there for d war. The job is a tiring n corrupt one now. God protect my dad n every oda soldier out der. I n my 2 kids brothers don't knw wat wud happen to us if we lost our dad n we dnt av a mother either.
RomanceRe: Sweet Extras A Loving Wife Gives To Her Husband. by Norajones(f): 7:33pm On Jan 09, 2015
@ number 7 what if there is no suit to take from when he come back, what if its just a bottle of liquor? Go close to him and get a black eye.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why An Average Lady Is Most Likely To Lie About Being A Virgin by Norajones(f): 6:58pm On Jan 09, 2015
englishmart:
it still doesn't change the fact that they are non virgins
and it doesn't change the fact that they didn't deflower themselves...be your own judge
EducationRe: Cultist Clash: 9 Students Shot Dead In Abia State University (ABSU) by Norajones(f): 7:02am On Nov 12, 2014
it happened opposite my lodge,i live in ike road n opposite my lodge ders a lodge called buckhinham na cultists full der,,my dear wen it happend i run enta enugu oo,,,police came two days after even to my lodge carried guys to d station..ABSU di rough bt its a nice schl dou,if only u r ready to learn cos stress full am..
EducationRe: Toughest Universities To Enter In Nigeria by Norajones(f): 2:46pm On Nov 02, 2014
after una equarell and efight finish about which uni tought or no tough una go still graduate from dose tough schls cum wait,struggle to get job,,den una go realize say schl toughness no matter,,na wetin u carry for head n sometimes ur hand na im matter...and BTW i represent ABSU,,,my schl tough ooo,,to enter,,to stay n to commot....infact ABSU dey tough and rough..
EducationRe: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by Norajones(f): 10:13am On Oct 21, 2014
its a corrupt nation where the laws are not heeded,,why won't there be Failure..where those who steal maggi will b jailed or sentenced to life in prisonment with hard labour,while those who steal the nation as a whole with pen korokoro will b covered up and go scot free,,,so all dis ppl studyin n readin law are doin it in a lawless nation,,d law students r confused cos it cant b practised in such country...
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Ignore Their Male Friends On Social Networks? by Norajones(f): 5:29pm On Oct 14, 2014
But i don't
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Norajones(f): 7:27pm On Sep 30, 2014
olorunthobby: which barracks?
103 motorized infantary battalion enugu,,,,n also 72 special forces battalion makurdi..
EducationRe: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by Norajones(f): 12:28pm On Sep 22, 2014
I PIN:means you dey gallant .
Eg;Dan hw far na?
Me:my guy i pin.
I NO GREE KNOW:mean u don't undastand.
Eg:chi,y dis tin b lyk dis?
Me:babes,i no gree know oo.
ABEG DECK:means sit/relax.
Eg:tony,i dey ur house oo.
Me:my guy abeg deck i dey cum.
I REP ARMY BARRACKS
BusinessRe: Non-Ghanaian Retailers Ordered To Leave Ghana Markets In 30 Days by Norajones(f): 12:40pm On Sep 20, 2014
You can't shoot a ghanian in d dark cos d bullet will come back to u asking 4 torch lit,,,black minded ppl..but i love africa even ghana
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Change So Drastically When They Gain Admission? (calls For Concern) by Norajones(f): 4:37pm On Sep 15, 2014
Op i quote u wrong,maybe dose dat change r dose dat just finished secondary schl n was fortunate enuf to gain admission into tertiary institution immediate not dose of us dat waited 4 years b4 gainin admission,nt because we r dummies bt because dats d way it came...iv nt changed one bit ,,i only grew up n dropped some childish habits..
EducationRe: Respect First Class Students In Public Universities by Norajones(f): 1:44pm On Sep 06, 2014
Standard007: I've (we've) gotta learn from u by not balancing d equation, dats by taking a little time from our leisure to get dat remaining 0.3 to complete our first class. undecided grin


SHOUT OUT TO ALL FIRST YEARS IN D HOUSE!!!

PROUDLY A FIRST YEAR MEDICINE AND SURGERY STUDENT (ABSU)


(We don't do first class tho!) grin undecided
i see u ,,greatest ikenga,,tellem say first class no easy for absu oo,,,im also a fisrt year in management..mehn deir fees no b here
FamilyRe: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by Norajones(f): 2:02pm On Sep 05, 2014
A woman cannot b wife material to u if for example u @ OP won't, don't n can't apply ur tenses and punctuations correctly...pls go tru wat u posted.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Babcock Student Shot Dead By Drunk Security Guard In Lagos by Norajones(f): 9:03pm On Sep 04, 2014
SHOCK7: @Norajones]i'm gud n u?
Pretty good,i tried 2 send u a fb request but 'ldn't find 'ur page pls do help me out!
Nora ntuk jones dats mi on fb
BusinessRe: Ibaka Seaport: Akwa Ibom Buys 15,000 Hectares Of Land by Norajones(f): 9:01pm On Sep 04, 2014
nigerianvenom: atang akpaniko.lol,its really ok.have u bin there b4?
ami ndo ayin akwa ibom
BusinessRe: Ibaka Seaport: Akwa Ibom Buys 15,000 Hectares Of Land by Norajones(f): 8:56pm On Sep 04, 2014
akpanbaba: Another grand deception in September2014.People make comments as if they have not been hearing about Ibaka seaport in the last 6 years.I wont be surprise if the the land has also been cleared for Amakpe refinery in Eket.Again by December 2014,the foundation laying ceremonies for the promised one industry per local government will take place in all the local governments.One thing that baffles me is that a lot of Akwa ibomites find it difficult to identify fraud.Very sad that a governor puts the state in this kind of debt and steals mercilessly but an Akwaibomite says Akwa Ibom ayaya.SMH.
jealousy go kill some ppl
BusinessRe: Ibaka Seaport: Akwa Ibom Buys 15,000 Hectares Of Land by Norajones(f): 8:54pm On Sep 04, 2014
DonaldGenes: Wetin you dey shout for woman? I qo slap you oo o..
Front page my foot
jealousy
BusinessRe: Ibaka Seaport: Akwa Ibom Buys 15,000 Hectares Of Land by Norajones(f): 8:06am On Sep 02, 2014
Jesus for d first tym i made it to FP,,haleluijah...IYAMMI..ABASI AYAYA
BusinessRe: Ibaka Seaport: Akwa Ibom Buys 15,000 Hectares Of Land by Norajones(f): 8:04am On Sep 02, 2014
Akwa ibom ado ok
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been "Catfished"? [pics] by Norajones(f): 5:03pm On Aug 31, 2014
Why only women?Abi na only dem waka cum?
FashionRe: How Will You React When You See Someone Wearing The Same Clothes As Yours? by Norajones(f): 4:47pm On Aug 31, 2014
I wud say,,''wow dats my twin for d day''..p.s which kind question b dis? Nawa ooh
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Soldiers Mutiny, Demand Better Equipment by Norajones(f): 12:45pm On Aug 20, 2014
ocelot2006: Our brave soldiers are not incompetent. But he has a point: moral is actually very low NOT because of the lack of will to fight (believe me, the boys are eager to fight), but the lack of the much needed tools to execute this war. Minus air cover, the troops are outgunned by BH.
exactly my point
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Soldiers Mutiny, Demand Better Equipment by Norajones(f): 5:21pm On Aug 19, 2014
HAH: Honestly the government are not helping this men that volunteered themselves to fight for the nation.

My nephew came from Borno last three weeks, he said of the 14 passengers in the bus 12 are soldiers disguised as civilians deserting the army, some said they rather go and do okada in onitsha than used as sacrificial lamb in Borno, one said his mother told him to leave and come back home, generally moral is low for the army in Borno for the soldiers.

Sadly this Boko Haram crisis has open the inefficiency of the Nigerian army, the last time Nigeria was involved in an offensive war was in Biafra, until now that is why they are helpless, all the generals in Nigeria have never been to war, $ind peace keeping is never offensive.

My honest solution to this crisis is for the government to swallow it pride and contract the war on BH to the chadian army the way the french did. In Mal-, chad has the most rugged army in the region owing to the long civil war they had before stability came under idris deby. Boko Haram for the first time encroached on chadian soil last week I guess you all heard what happened to them, they were all captured and the entire 85 people they kidnapped in doron-baga were rescued, they BH know that the chadian army are ruthless hence they hardly encroach on them .

Most people that say Nigerian army are good don't really know them, the military in nigeria is one of the most corrupt institution, most of the officer if not all got to NDA through man know man, some are governors and ministers and perm sect children, is it this Ajebutters that you want them to go and fight war for you, most of soldiers joined because they want to brutalize civilians and be local champion, they never thought that aserious war like this will crop up, remember 99% of BH are bloody civilian that turn militant with little or no training, I wonder if this army can handle a full blwn civil war in Nigeria.

Before now the army use to tell us that BH are hiding among civilian that is why they are hard to be caught , now that BH have moved to the Bush is another story.

This government should do something.
,if you can't say something better,,pls just shut up,,who told u our soldiers r incompetent?,,,im sure u r nt a Nigerian,,,,or mayb u r one of d so called boko haram...its like u never c dis soldier fightin n defendin d country n oda countries in real life,,u only listen to news n watch war films,,,,too much television is wat its affectin u...
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Commissions Goodluck Boulevard In Uyo by Norajones(f): 8:06pm On Aug 17, 2014
Im proudly an akwa ibomite,,Akwa ibom ado ok..

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