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Science/Technology / Re: Terror Crocodiles With Banana-Sized Teeth Preyed On Dinosaurs 82 Million Yrs Ago by nurmanteasynoni: 6:37pm On Aug 14, 2020
Notatribalist:
82 million years ago,make una dey deceive una self.

Abi oooo grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Chadwick Boseman's Dramatic Weight Loss: Fans Worried by nurmanteasynoni: 2:39pm On Apr 16, 2020
""The strent of the bleck pentha has been strippeth awey""

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by nurmanteasynoni: 9:33am On Feb 09, 2020
Ok
.. so I'm a calm and we'll behaved guy, 27yrs old.. Lives in Lagos... Mainland-Ikorodu.. Highland-Lekki.. you find me anywhere... tall and dark,, handsome? You decide that.. and I'm a Muslim.. the practicing one.. so if I can get any calm lady with all the shapes and figures, skin and character to match.. Christian or Muslim dont matter.. let's do some Valentine thingy. Ya'll know how it is.. I'm about to give you the best date ever IF I like you.

Call me up or Whatsapp on 08164800735.. Tobi will be on the other side to respond to you
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by nurmanteasynoni: 9:31am On Feb 09, 2020
Ok
.. so I'm a calm and we'll behaved guy, 27yrs old.. Lives in Lagos... Mainland-Ikorodu.. Highland-Lekki.. you find me anywhere... tall and dark,, handsome? You decide that.. and I'm a Muslim.. the practicing one.. so if I can get any calm lady with all the shapes and figures, skin and character to match.. Christian or Muslim dont matter.. let's do some Valentine thingy. Ya'll know how it is.. I'm about to give you the best date ever IF I like you.

Call me up or Whatsapp on 08164800735.. Tobi will be on the other side to respond to you
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Number And Location, You Might Get A Date by nurmanteasynoni: 9:25am On Feb 09, 2020
Ok
.. so I'm a calm and we'll behaved guy, 27yrs old.. Lives in Lagos... Mainland-Ikorodu.. Highland-Lekki.. you find me anywhere... tall and dark,, handsome? You decide that.. and I'm a Muslim.. the practicing one.. so if I can get any calm lady with all the shapes and figures, skin and character to match.. Christian or Muslim dont matter.. let's do some Valentine thingy. Ya'll know how it is.. I'm about to give you the best date ever IF I like you.

Call me up or Whatsapp on 08164800735.. Tobi will be on the other side to respond to you
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by nurmanteasynoni: 12:22am On Oct 27, 2019
okay so im Tobi,, the real definition of tall dark and handsome - if that line still catches peoples' attention though, so I live i Lagos, looking for a girl for a friendship/love/serious relationship depending on things.. my digits are 08164800735
Romance / Re: She Hugged Me Tightly, I Am Clueless by nurmanteasynoni: 3:59pm On Mar 05, 2019
badadvice:
Thats a definite green light bro.
I'll advise you start doing small things financially for her so she'll see how much you love her.
You can buy her a car, land or even a house.
Dont let the opportuinity to date the love of your life pass you by!
Chai.. Your monicker says it all... Well done sir.. For the badadvice
Politics / Re: SERAP Gives NJC 5 Days To Take Over CJN Onnoghen’s Case by nurmanteasynoni: 12:56pm On Jan 27, 2019
jamace:
Do you know that the CCT Chairman is corrupt and has an over one year corruption case against him still pending? Why is Buhari silent over the corruption of the CCT Chairman but spitting fire on that of the CJN? If you know, you now.

Politics / Re: SERAP Gives NJC 5 Days To Take Over CJN Onnoghen’s Case by nurmanteasynoni: 12:26pm On Jan 27, 2019
SERAP did not say Tanko Muhammad should step aside as acting CJN,, if you read the paragraph again, they only adviced that he RECUSED himself from the process of interference with the NJC on the issue .. Since he is the acting CJN...that,, to avoid conflict of interest..

But I have a question, if Tanko Muhammad is the outright next in line to be CJN,, then should he automatically be the next inline to be chairman of the NJC ?
alizma:
Onnoghen thought he was smart by suspending NJC indefinitely but he forgot he was dealing with cat with seven-life, Buhari quickly switched over to the next life.
CJN now think of himself as Billgate such that he forgot billion in his accounts.
SERAP is confused by telling NJC to ask Onnoghen to step aside and at the same time tell Muhammed to relieve himself of that acting role. has SERAP like Onnoghen, forgot that Muhammad is next in line to Onnoghen and the right person to step in once Onnoghen step aside?

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Sports / Re: Giorgio Chiellini: Cristiano Ronaldo Broke My Dreams Many Times by nurmanteasynoni: 4:30pm On Jan 16, 2019
Cristiano is no doubt one of the best presently even at that age.. He's just a dedicated machine....



Meanwhile.. Contact me for your EXPERTLY designed logos.....
Reach out to me @nurm_lee on insta... Thanks ..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by nurmanteasynoni: 8:12am On Jan 13, 2019
I'm 26 yrs old... Need a lady of about 22-25 yrs for some serious relationship,, preferably with thick body i.e voluminous front, hip and back..lol... I stay at Ikorodu,, so if u around Ikorodu, Ketu etc ... It'll be enormous fun that could lead to something great... My numbers are WhatsApp: 07055257238, Mobile: 08164800735.. Catch ya later...
Phones / Re: How To Correct And Update Your BVN Details In Nigeria (2018) by nurmanteasynoni: 7:03pm On Oct 09, 2018
Jah bless bro

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NYSC / Re: Female Student's Love Letter To A Male Corper In Kaduna (Photo) by nurmanteasynoni: 5:45pm On Sep 25, 2018
Shelumiel:
He should reply her by telling her the truth : she is too young for this kind of rubbish.

You know how old she be??...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst&young Graduate Trainee 2018 by nurmanteasynoni: 10:28pm On Jul 16, 2018
Abeg oo my people make una share the logical reasoning pq with me abeg pls send to nurmant90@gmail.com thanks
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Whatsapp Group: Express Your Sexuality, Desires, Hook Up, Videos Etc. by nurmanteasynoni: 2:15pm On Jun 23, 2018
07055257238... Add me up
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Fresh 2018 naughty whatsapp Hookup Group, by nurmanteasynoni: 5:49pm On Jun 03, 2018
07055257238 add up wa
Islam for Muslims / Re: The First 10 Of Ramadan: Days Of Pure Mercy by nurmanteasynoni: 11:34am On May 25, 2018
Allah Akbar
Culture / Before You Make That Assumption, Read This by nurmanteasynoni: 3:02pm On Apr 13, 2018
A few days ago in the village, I went to an event, a house warming ceremony. When I entered the compound, I saw some village elders I knew sitting in one corner. I went up to them and started to greet them one after the other. I shook their hands, even with the ones I didn't know until I got to one man. I didn't know him and when I extended my hand, he ignored it. After a few seconds, I withdrew the hand.

I felt very embarrassed and angry. Embarrassed for myself and angry at the man. What was he feeling like, I thought. All those other men accepted my greeting, older men even. And to my knowledge, I hadn't done anything wrong. I gave him a very scornful look, greeted the remaining men and went to take a seat.

Now even after I sat down, I was still pissed. I kept stealing glances at the man to see how he would react to other people. Then I saw it.

He was blind.

His eyes were open, but he couldn't see at all! The other people who came to greet him had to touch him first, then take his hand if they wanted to shake hands with him. Now my embarrassment level tripled. In addition to that, I felt stupid, very stupid. I was still angry, just angry at myself. I felt like that till I left the occasion.

Assumption kills like poison. Any small thing, we assume. Someone doesn't pick our calls, we assume he or she is avoiding us or is up to something. Someone doesn't give us the money we asked for, we assume he or she is stingy and wicked. Once we are turned or rejected, we start assuming. We don't put into consideration what the other party might be going through. The guy that promised you money might get into a financial situation a day before he's supposed to give you the money. The person that didn't pick your call was probably in a meeting or too busy at that moment, or even sleeping. He might not be in the mood to take your call.

But we just assume instead because it’s easier and it tends to make us the good guys.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Goes Topless In New Ad by nurmanteasynoni: 4:55pm On Mar 31, 2018
concupiscent:
"I'm yet to understand the rationality behind exposing the breast but covering the nips"


-concupiscent


A reasonable thought
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Lolu Gives Ahneeka Body Massage by nurmanteasynoni: 12:36pm On Feb 23, 2018
Fake accent ,, even the fake accent self u no fit fake,, bomboclakt
davodyguy:


Na pimples full her face, with her fake accent
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Ajao Stuns In Curvy Birthday Photos by nurmanteasynoni: 6:09pm On Jan 22, 2018
BluntBoy:


Me too. I have seen her in many movies and she was never as curvy as the last picture.

ABI OOO, BUT HABA,,, WHY ALL THESE YEYEBRITIES DEY DO LIKE THIS,,, THESE PICTURES WERE CUT/TRIMMED TO MAKE HER LOOK HOURGLASS LIKE,, the person wey edit the pictures no come even sabi self,, mtcheew

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Her Beautiful Artwork by nurmanteasynoni: 11:11pm On Jul 26, 2017
See pics from her real IG page,, u can check the artist's page out (@samdee_ _) for more thrilling artworks, he's my bro..

Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Turns African Priest In UK Shoot [PICS] by nurmanteasynoni: 6:54pm On Jul 19, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Nigerians and their inferiority complex.
Why is he flaunting a British flag.

I've NEVER seen him with a Nigerian flag.


He is lucky he left that sinking ship YBNL.
But a part of me still sees him as a traitor for dumping Olamide's ass when the latter's music career nosedived.
Hahaha,, you don't mean it,, did u just say Olamides music career nosedived??,, u may want to listen to SUMMER BODY, the music puts OLAMIDE and YBNL on THE BILLBOARDS CHART for the first time ever,, rethink this man

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