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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Go For A Job Of 150k In Epe L.G.A by Oluwapresley(m): 1:29pm On Nov 16, 2021
Do you have a choice? The way you asked this question, you make it appear like you have other options.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Pays Condolence Visit To Pastor Odukoya Over Wife's Death (Pix) by Oluwapresley(m): 5:23pm On Nov 10, 2021
Marpol2021:
you will preach the gospel of Christ one day

Been preaching it. It's quite different from this clowning you call a religion.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Pays Condolence Visit To Pastor Odukoya Over Wife's Death (Pix) by Oluwapresley(m): 1:33pm On Nov 10, 2021
philus66:

Do you know that sometimes you don't really have to air you view whether you are correct or not, just let peace reign or are you not tired of the state of the world today??..

So you can address me for airing my opinion but won't address the religion for causing so many havocs?

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Pays Condolence Visit To Pastor Odukoya Over Wife's Death (Pix) by Oluwapresley(m): 1:27pm On Nov 10, 2021
Joke of a religion!

RIP to the dead.

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Properties / Re: Ikoyi Building: Wife, Relations Fight Over Femi Osibina's Cash, Luxury Vehicle by Oluwapresley(m): 7:08am On Nov 07, 2021
Nigerians will never change! Nigerians have made Nigeria a terrible place! Tufiakwa!

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Celebrities / Re: Joke Silva: Why I Was Chased By Market Women In Lagos by Oluwapresley(m): 10:06am On Oct 16, 2021
Gandollar:
You and spidermon should look for your mates. Fvckboys.


HahaHaha. I find you interesting. You wanna hook up outside of here?
Celebrities / Re: Joke Silva: Why I Was Chased By Market Women In Lagos by Oluwapresley(m): 8:15am On Oct 16, 2021
Spidermon:
I 'ld hit that....no cap

I would hit that too!

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Celebrities / Re: Joke Silva: Why I Was Chased By Market Women In Lagos by Oluwapresley(m): 8:15am On Oct 16, 2021
Iyaebe:
God knows I love this woman
I love her tooo!

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: I Don’t Know Who Queen Is - Boma Says In An Interview by Oluwapresley(m): 10:18pm On Sep 30, 2021
I came to yawn here. With his fake accent. Tufiakwa.

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Family / Re: Is This Chemistry Or Is It Bound To Happen In Marriage/relationship? by Oluwapresley(m): 3:52pm On Sep 17, 2021
mariahAngel:


It is what love does.

And a great penis.

I don run comot before they come for me. Lol

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan: Women To Study In Gender-Segregated Universities - Taliban by Oluwapresley(m): 11:54am On Sep 12, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:

Honestly grin grin grin grin.
That's why I invest my money on trips.
This LIFE is worthless. Just meant to be enjoyed and finally kissed GoodBye.
Everyone will eventually be put to permanent sleep, with complete loss of memories.
No one leaves with Anything.

See, bruv, enjoy. I got a job some 2 years plus ago. I saved aggressively like say tomorrow no dey! I used to see my colleagues go to fancy eateries, buy mad ass gadgets and all and I was looking at them as though they were not planning for the future. Lol

Fast forward, I invested in forex to grow the money instead of just leaving it in the bank with inflation and daily currency devaluation. Forex crashed! Starting all over again. I come dey ask myself, why I no just flex the money enjoy my life like my other colleagues? Did not change my old phone on top savings. Lol Kai. Problem no dey finish. Just enjoy while you can and touch lives.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan: Women To Study In Gender-Segregated Universities - Taliban by Oluwapresley(m): 11:20am On Sep 12, 2021
Whatever works for them abeg! This world don even tire person. One problem or the other. Problem no just wan dey finish.

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Career / Re: What Are The Things You've Learned The Hard Way? by Oluwapresley(m): 2:01pm On Sep 10, 2021
If I start to talk, when I go finish?

People are not what they seem. The worst are the ones that claim spiritual! Let me repeat myself; the worst of them are the ones that claim spiritual - any small thing, God told me this, God told me that.

Long story short, lost close to 2m in an investment with a Christian friend. Then the story changed. Started to see unchristian attitudes from the person.

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Education / Re: What Is Your Worst Exam Experience? by Oluwapresley(m): 10:28pm On Sep 01, 2021
hakeem4:
Funniest experience I had was in back in secondary. We were doing biology examination. You all know this experience when you’re in the exam hall you forget how to spell basic things maybe due to pressure or something.

That was how I asked one of my friend sitting right beside me to spell mitochondrial for me, the next thing he replied hakeem4 this one wey you know sabi spell mitochondrial like this you sure say you go pass this exam? after that statement, my friend spelt that same mitochondrial for me.

Not more than 2 minutes later he asked me to spell the same thing he just spelt for me.

It’ was actually funny after all the insult

OAU?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Help Someone And You Landed Into Trouble?? ... Share by Oluwapresley(m): 9:36pm On Aug 29, 2021
Yewandequeen:
shift for me please

Wawu. You carry o. Come make I shift for you.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Help Someone And You Landed Into Trouble?? ... Share by Oluwapresley(m): 9:08pm On Aug 29, 2021
Came here to read comments. May God not let us see evil.

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Politics / Re: Five "Supercops" Who Went From Hero To Villain Before Abba Kyari by Oluwapresley(m): 11:15am On Aug 21, 2021
Crayymaan:
B
Hook me up with this woman.
Politics / Re: Five "Supercops" Who Went From Hero To Villain Before Abba Kyari by Oluwapresley(m): 11:15am On Aug 21, 2021
Only Nuhu Ribadu went down for fighting against corruption. The rest, corruption personified! Especially Tafa Balogun.

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Crime / Re: Access Bank Has The Worst Banking Security - Notorious Fraudster by Oluwapresley(m): 7:44pm On Aug 17, 2021
Habayomie:
I agree with him.
That was how my account was wiped when pickpockets stole my phone and even use my SIM to borrow money join.
Those guys used all to buy recharge card and transferred to different SIMs.
Access Bank needs to step up their tech security.
Polaris Bank is better (you will need a password before you can recharge your bank linked SIM)


The exact same thing happened to me. And someone will come here to defend them. Tah! They are the stupidest bank ever.

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Crime / Re: Access Bank Has The Worst Banking Security - Notorious Fraudster by Oluwapresley(m): 7:42pm On Aug 17, 2021
Skyfornia:
Still the best bank for online transactions...their mobile app is second to none. Simple and efficient...
If a client transfer money to you, whether you received alert or not, you can easily confirm by checking the mobile app.

Modified:
All these guys quoting me and cussing...wetin happen nah? Are you depressed?? Channel the energy somewhere else that's profitable.

I have accounts in 3 different banks and I can tell you Access is the best among the three. Choose your bank and allow me choose mine. No be fight...

Ewu. This is obviously a staff of a failed institution. Fix your shit and stop selling nonsense.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Lady For Selling Her Photos, Facebook Account To Fraudsters by Oluwapresley(m): 8:03am On Aug 12, 2021
Omo! Me wey be dey reason make I sell my Facebook account as everywhere tight.

Only but a few trustworthy people in Nigeria. A large chunk are fraudsters. It will get to a time everybody go dey look front cox if you turn left or right you might be talking to a criminal.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Emmanuel May Voluntarily Leave The Show - Niyi Claims by Oluwapresley(m): 1:43pm On Jul 30, 2021
UnimkeAk:

Hardly watch
But you have fave housemate

Ever heard of like at first sight? Ever heard of gut feeling?

You don't have to watch the show to have a favorite housemate same way I don't have to watch all football matches to have a favorite football club or player.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Emmanuel May Voluntarily Leave The Show - Niyi Claims by Oluwapresley(m): 10:27am On Jul 30, 2021
I hardly watch the show but Emmanuel is my favorite male housemate.

So what brought him to the house in the first place? If it is not the money, he should leave. But if it's the money and he can't find away to get his head straight, then he is not okay.

I am out.

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Sports / Re: Tokyo2020 Female Basketball: Nigeria Loses 62 -87 To France by Oluwapresley(m): 10:04am On Jul 30, 2021
Link to watch please
Crime / Re: Man Faking Madness Caught With N250,000, Three Iphones, Women Underwear In Ogun by Oluwapresley(m): 10:02am On Jul 30, 2021
A rich mad man that runs a pant boutique.
Sports / Re: Tokyo2020 Female Basketball: Nigeria Loses 62 -87 To France by Oluwapresley(m): 2:16am On Jul 30, 2021
Seems I am the only one not following this Olympics.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fundquest Online Test For Graduate Trainees And Analysts Programme by Oluwapresley(m): 12:53pm On Jul 28, 2021
Hi guys,

Any update please?

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Politics / Re: Low Turnout Of Voters Mar LG Election In Lagos by Oluwapresley(m): 6:22pm On Jul 24, 2021
Ayomi90:

Those they av been voting for since nkor? What do u av to say about their performance, are they not inactive, so y stress urself go vote?


You apply for a job and get one of 20k. Do you stop applying?
Politics / Re: Low Turnout Of Voters Mar LG Election In Lagos by Oluwapresley(m): 4:27pm On Jul 24, 2021
People don comot hand from Nigeria matter.

But they should also know they can't complain when whoever gets there due to their inactivity misbehaves.

My people say... You no talk anything when he dey put maggi. Na when food don finish you dey talk say maggi too much.

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Celebrities / Re: Chukwuma Ugwumba Kabarachi On Sickbed For 20 Years, Cries For Help by Oluwapresley(m): 4:16pm On Jul 24, 2021
Hmmmm... Sigh.

I saved page to say something before but... Smh. God dey.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Nigeria Internship 2021 /2022 by Oluwapresley(m): 7:43am On Jul 23, 2021
Chijeep:

No it's not wisdom. I guess you're also working why not share your position with someone who don't have job. African mentality (condemning quickly but der hrt is full of flaws)


Wicked soul!!!!! Wuuuuuuuuuuu.... You will die known as a wicked man unless you change... Sadly I don't see you as changing. In short... No need to be nice saying unless you change. I will send a letter to you in hell. Wicked soul!

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Politics / Re: 2023: Buhari Has No Third Term Ambition – APC by Oluwapresley(m): 7:36am On Jul 23, 2021
En ennn... Is that his final answer? If he wants he should say it o. No need to be forming.

Tueh. Someone that is not even sure of lasting till 2023 na him dey reason another term. Tsew. Let's sha be looking.

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