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Celebrities / Re: Meek Mill Gets His Stolen Phone Back by ominilongest(m): 1:29pm On Jan 01, 2023
FiremanX:
B*stard! I done enter Ghana many times and I tell my Ghanaian friends but them no do anything, even them know say Burna and wizzy big pass shattered Wale, outside Ghana Shattered wake na nobody.
E pain am. cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Meek Mill Gets His Stolen Phone Back by ominilongest(m): 12:24pm On Jan 01, 2023
FiremanX:
Whose favorite? shattered wake is only know in Ghana, outside Ghana he's a nobody.
if Dem born ur papa well go Accra tlk say Davido/wizzy big pass WALE walahi O ni dele( u no go reach house)Aje.
Celebrities / Re: Meek Mill Gets His Stolen Phone Back by ominilongest(m): 7:04am On Jan 01, 2023
I Said it.

GHANIANS DON'T JOKE WITH A S.M.
HE'S BIGGER THAN YOUR FAV ARTIST COMBINED FYI HE HAS A GRAMMY TOO AND HE ALSO FT IN BEYONCE ALBUM.

SHATTA WALE NO B SMALL BOY.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 31st December 2022 by ominilongest(m): 11:00pm On Dec 31, 2022
bhella10:
grin
Lol see as haaland dey taunt Salah grin
Are you playing?? grin
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Who Smokes Weed? by ominilongest(m): 7:49pm On Dec 31, 2022
I will killCare for a lady who roll my weed.

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Romance / Re: What's Your New Year Resolution With Respect To Love Relationship? by ominilongest(m): 7:48pm On Dec 31, 2022
My new year resolution regarding relationship is to stay off relationship as much as I can.
And if you force me do wetin I wan do I go chop u serve u breakfast.
A word is enough for the wise.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Did You Have A Defining Moment Or Experience In 2022? by ominilongest(m): 7:47pm On Dec 31, 2022
Jerry potter...First payment...$1200
Since then my account balance no come down again.
God is Wonderful.

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Food / Re: Easy Steps On How I Made Ewa Agoyin (Beans And Sauce) With Bread (Photos, Video) by ominilongest(m): 10:09am On Dec 31, 2022
Perfect combo.
Best in the history.
Better than HALAAND ND KELVIN DE BRUYNE

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Leicester City (2 - 1) On 30th December 2022 by ominilongest(m): 10:31pm On Dec 30, 2022
I see 1-0 on LiveScore na so I go Carry leceister 5k straight to win 27k.
I no know say 1x bet get special agent in leceister.. imagine 2 own goals if this one no be village people I no know who else fit run this kind thing .
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Most Important Lessons You Have Learnt In 2022? by ominilongest(m): 5:48pm On Dec 30, 2022
Co better pass loud
Crime / Re: Bolanle Raheem: Officer Drambi Vandi in Court As He Is Charged For Murder by ominilongest(m): 1:27pm On Dec 30, 2022
The system failed him.
The system failed the victim.
I wish we can lock the system up.

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Food / Re: Animals You Can Never Eat No Matter The Price by ominilongest(m): 9:40am On Dec 30, 2022
MONKEY
SNAKES
Omo- during the lockdown I follow people chase DOG for street make hunger no twist my kidney.e no funny at all.

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Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking For As 2022 Is Coming To An End? by ominilongest(m): 9:06am On Dec 30, 2022
New paying client on December 11'
(Na my fellow warriors go understand tha kinda feeling )
I'm not insane-I use to think I might run mad with tha kinda C0s I put on my head alive.
I survive the storm - What more can I say?? God is fxxxxxxg Great.

Regret.
I turn to God late when i was going through everything but still, he never forsake me.

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Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Begs Ghanaians To Return Meek Mill's Stolen Phone by ominilongest(m): 9:01am On Dec 30, 2022
They respect him alot in Ghanians will return the phone.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Try How Good Your Phone Is by ominilongest(m): 5:53am On Dec 28, 2022
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Health / Re: Have You Ever Overdosed On Colorado?? by ominilongest(m): 8:19am On Dec 27, 2022
uchman:


Baba you be low key, na matches you still dey use?
As Long as e light my kpoli ma nigha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by ominilongest(m): 10:50pm On Dec 26, 2022
Dybala11:

Woman U wey don give una doggie this season?? grin
Woman u grin
Romance / Re: Stop Inviting Hookup Babes Or Girlfriends To Your House, Here's Why by ominilongest(m): 10:24pm On Dec 26, 2022
UnusualEmissary:


Chai! All these wisdom and lessons over fornication??
Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by ominilongest(m): 9:44pm On Dec 26, 2022
weljewel:
Thanks be to God Most High El Shaddai I am His. He knows me and His own has no problem.

Can you believe the spirit of the living God was like a cloak on me today? He was. Allelujah somebody!
Gbemidebe.
Enlighten us.

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Sports / Re: Transfer: C. Ronaldo To Undergo Medicals Ahead Of $75Million-A-Year Move (Photo) by ominilongest(m): 9:20pm On Dec 26, 2022
Thank you GOAT let's make this happen. smiley
It's not about money yen yen yen yen but you guys never wanted him on your Tv screen
At least una go shift attention towards the 75million flop in Reds.
Siuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 26th December 2022 by ominilongest(m): 8:43pm On Dec 26, 2022
Klopp get it wrong this time Nunez is not got PL walahi he should have gone for haaland.
Health / Re: Have You Ever Overdosed On Colorado?? by ominilongest(m): 3:22pm On Dec 26, 2022
CO na For CEOs...if ur brain no fit carry m even a Puff go make u loose it in a sec
But as me dey like this I don dey on 1 stick.
And I don dey roll another 1 like this like this.

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Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Celebrates Christmas With Fiance, She Cook And They Had Funny Nose Wax by ominilongest(m): 7:41am On Dec 26, 2022
This one don chop plenty breakfast sotey she don fat. Why be say na only she fat even her sibling get slim body.
Men are scum!

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Shines In Her Christmas Photos by ominilongest(m): 1:18pm On Dec 25, 2022
garriAndsugar:

Na just money be the issue. She dey available now self
How?
u wan give m sky skrapper?
Ogbeni ekpon ati kponro gidi ni problem

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TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Best Christmas Movies? by ominilongest(m): 12:28pm On Dec 25, 2022
Jeepers creepers
The conjuring
Scream
Day shift...

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye's Lover, Ivy Brags About Him (Photos) by ominilongest(m): 12:24pm On Dec 25, 2022
This man
If na one random nig use the prefix on him he go don tear everywhere on Twitter c as e dey smile. Totooooooooo smiley

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Family / Re: Issue Between My Mom And My Wife by ominilongest(m): 11:47am On Dec 25, 2022
Stick with your mom
The right woman will surely come along
Your mom prayers enough can make Rihanna come ur way.Trust me.If you loose your Mom long d way u will never forgive yourself I mean you won't b d same again cos you will be filled up with REGRET.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Do You Plan To Spend Your Christmas Day? by ominilongest(m): 8:05am On Dec 25, 2022
5k loud
5k Colorado
2 monster energy drink make my eye dirty enter church
I get some things to reason with baba God

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Career / Re: Now I Know Salary Is For Bills Only. by ominilongest(m): 5:09pm On Dec 24, 2022
tiswell:
hand go soon touch you
Musu.

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Career / Re: Now I Know Salary Is For Bills Only. by ominilongest(m): 5:06pm On Dec 24, 2022
I spend roughly 30k weekly if I wan manage
I no add loud expenses too o and data.
I no even near Island sef talkess of those wey dey live on high bills
Funniest part na internet warrior I be

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Celebrities / Re: You Don't Call Out Kim, Rihanna For Posing Naked – Sandra Iheuwa Blasts Advisers by ominilongest(m): 2:56pm On Dec 23, 2022
BECAUSE ITS SOMPTOUS TO THE EYES
kiss WHILE YOURS IS POISONOUS lipsrsealed

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