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Politics / Re: Eidul-Mawlid: FG Declares Thursday, October 29 Public Holiday by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 7:35pm On Oct 27, 2020

U dey mind pigs?
Politics / Re: Corporal Omoh Arrested For Jumping ATM Queue, Flogging Bank Customer by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:50am On Oct 27, 2020

Come quickly correct it
Effect of weed grin
Politics / Re: Corporal Omoh Arrested For Jumping ATM Queue, Flogging Bank Customer by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:41am On Oct 27, 2020
...will be great again!

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Politics / Re: Hoodlums Burn Abakaliki Central Police Station by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:39am On Oct 27, 2020
Hopeless pigs


Health / Re: Russia Built ₦42Billion Hospital For COVID-19 Patients In One Month(Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:13am On Apr 09, 2020
lalastclala mynd4 sēun
rule 2

i know nothing will be done because he has done worse since yesterday
Hahahaha cheesy

See joblessness and frustration grin
tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With My Employee by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:48am On Apr 09, 2020
I didn't bother to read all that u wrote but I know one thing for certain

It will always end in tears.

Pls guys, share this post incase of next time

He will come back to talk abt how a lady ruined his business..

Who has watched Money heist?

Professor mixed business with pleasure and things turned upside down...

The truth is whenever u mix business with pleasure, pleasure takes over... Emotion isn't a good thing for a good business man

Having said this,

Somone shud pls subscribe airtel for me

1500 for 6gb

0904 403 5200

God bless the cheerful giver.. God bless u
Beggy beggy grin

U nor dey shame?
Romance / Re: My Strange Observations After Quitting Masturbation by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 10:09pm On Apr 08, 2020
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.
Wetin happen?!

Your vaseline or soap don finish?
Travel / Re: Air Peace 14-Hour Flight To China, Breaks Nigerian Aviation's Record by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:56pm On Apr 08, 2020

That's MY OSU brother... grin
Of course.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions GTBank 110-Bed Space Isolation Centre (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 7:25pm On Apr 08, 2020
Hopeless yam leg
Travel / Re: Air Peace 14-Hour Flight To China, Breaks Nigerian Aviation's Record by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 7:15pm On Apr 08, 2020

Afonja see your brother below
Have you seen your father today?
Sports / Re: Bonfrere Jo: Westerhof Sold Nigeria's Game Against Italy At USA 94 by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 3:16pm On Apr 08, 2020

Deeper life things

There's nothing hidden under the sun


The truth is always bitter
So, you can kiss my ass hole!
Health / Re: British Citizen Dies Of Coronavirus In Lagos by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 1:12pm On Apr 08, 2020

You are already here licking Buhari butt again...

No one can defend Buhari without sounding stupid.... Fact
Without not.
Family / Re: Nigerians And Begging by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:29am On Apr 08, 2020

Not all culture.

That shameless act is perculiar to those






There's hunger in the land

Someone should please find me something in my akant grin

Sero wan Tu Tu wan for hate sis grin

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Romance / Re: Guys Please Stop Giving Your Money To Ladies. by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:45am On Apr 08, 2020
I don't have a pussy bro.... Don't let the picture decieve you.

I am Jason.
You're a liar!
Keep fooling yourself.
Romance / Re: Guys Please Stop Giving Your Money To Ladies. by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:44am On Apr 08, 2020
Dating a woman is like engaging her to yourself.....

If I have a woman today and she ask me for money..... i will give her.....

She's my woman.. I see it as my responsibility to make her happy as she sees it as her responsibility to keep me happy...

It's always mutual.....


Many of you guys with very minute self esteem CANNOT stand a working class girl that doesn't need a man to survive...

When you push a woman into fending for herself and she began to look for taste, class and standard in a man... You idiots will be the first to tag them as FEMINIST... If they depend on your little money, you call them GOLDDIGGERS...

Confused mofos...
You see why you never make am?
Keep it up brah

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Crime / Re: Mary Yakubu: Suspected Trafficker Intercepted With 27 Children In Taraba by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:56pm On Apr 07, 2020
Why covering face of a criminal
Hasn't been prosecuted
Celebrities / Re: Drake Confirms Collaboration With Rema (Video) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:54pm On Apr 07, 2020
All Thanks To DonJazzy.
The Boy is Talented but would rate Fireboy and Joeboy over him anytime anyday Congratulations to him!
I swear, he's not any talented.

Where is the sense and entertainment in his stupid song called beamer?

I hate nonsense

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: India Lifts Ban On Chloroquine Export After Trump's Threat by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:48pm On Apr 07, 2020
India is the Whites' version of Nigeria.Blessed country with too much corruption..

Mordi pls hoard the drugs.Dharavi need it more.
Is India white?
Is Nigeria black?
Do you suffer from color blindness?
Politics / Re: What Did You Receive As Stay-At-Home Relief Package In Your Area? by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:33pm On Apr 07, 2020
Pack of condoms
Keep and for me o
I go use am for you tonight wink
Celebrities / Re: Venita Akpofure Talks About Her Breast Augmentation Procedure In Turkey by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:21pm On Apr 07, 2020
Education / Re: Lagos Pegs Entry Age Into JSS1 At 12 Years by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:39am On Apr 07, 2020
So 8years old in primary 6 would have to wait for 4 years before entering secondary school shocked

They should start this from the new set entering KG 1.
It must start now .

The child should goan learn tailor, carpenter or Baber first till he/she turns 12


Education / Re: Lagos Pegs Entry Age Into JSS1 At 12 Years by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:35am On Apr 07, 2020
I swear!!!!!!!! This is the best policy in education sector in recent years. Was still discussing this very crucial issue with woman days ago!!!!

Imagine a scenario whereby some new generation 'sophisticated' parents wants their wards in JSS 1 at the age of 7, 8, 9 or 10 and by the time the kid is 16 or 17, would already be done with university! And then by 19 would be done with nysc and then start working. And for those in majority, may not get a good job at that stage and so, life problems start hitting them with so much frustration which they were not fully prepared or grounded to face and then they resort to drugs, prostitution and other dangerous vices just to keep face or survive!

And there is where the challenge starts. Because they are still teenagers with the enormous mantle of grown adult's headaches, they become so directionless in life especially because most Nigerian men don't intend to settle down maritally or even take life very serious till they are 30 years and above. FACT!

Come to clubs on the island and you would weep for the new generations our so called enlightened and cosmopolitan parents are now raising. You would see young girls of 15, 16 from mostly Christian and Religious higher institutions of learning like Covenant, Babcock (the Babcock lady giving head last year in the viral video comes to mind here), Redeemers, Mountain Top, Caleb, Unilag, Leads, Alkhima, Afe Babalola, etc, flooding some of the most exquisite, expensive and classy night clubs on the island, in Owerri, Benin, PH, Abuja every and every weekend!

Or why do you think new exquisite clubs are opening up every other day in Lagos and those cities mentioned? High rate of slay queens everywhere? Or astronomical numbers of mamalawos on IG? Or the fact that weed, codeine, and other 'get high' drugs are recording the craziest sales ever? Its beyond just the fact there are big boys ready to spend but simply because the young and willing underage girls from the higher institutions of learning abounds massively like the sands in the ocean. You see young girls at age 17, 18, 19 among them already having flapping and seriously sagged breasts**.

And you begin to wonder if they are not young girls from so called prestigious and religious universities where security was very tight, where morals were preached and impacted on all fronts, where their parents spend fortunes on them to be in so called best schools?

If you were one brought up in a strict home and responsible background and happen to see things as they are in those cities mentioned, you would weep bitterly.

Don't get get this submission wrong as this is not to generalise that all underaged kids in universities are bad or irresponsible. Far from it. Still a lot are well raised and doing remarkably well even after graduation. Because age at times doesn't translated to maturity. But the danger lies in having kids who are not raised well to fully absorb the crude shocks of life in the majority!

How can you explain so many 16 years olds in 400 level in universities but are already deeply enmeshed in drug abuse? Or the girls that have committed several abortions that they have lost counts? Or those who have been to 100's of exquisite clubs in and out of the country at age 16/17? Thats why you see so many childish comments on social media posts and forum especially on Nairaland in recent years and you begin to wonder, who are these so called young adults with terribly childish mentality? How can you then explain the highest numbers of young boys and girls committing suicides in recent years when we all know Nigerian rarely commit suicide? By time the damage has been seriously done on those boys and girls, you now see their mother's en masse in churches and other religious gatherings seriously praying and fasting for God to touch the soul of those already destroyed children.

We play and pray too much in this country!

You talk too much

Health / Re: Chikwe Ihekweazu: I Don't Wear Face-Masks Because No Policy On That Yet by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:31am On Apr 07, 2020
probably because you got the virus, SL you got nothing to loose


I won't say a word
Senseless post
It'd have been better you didn't actually say anything than to say rubbish

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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde: I Used Carrots, Vitamin C, Blackseed Oil, Honey To Fight COVID-19 by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:44am On Apr 07, 2020
Turmeric did the work for me...

Taken with hot tea...3x a day!

Pink onions did it for me. I take it with bread, 5 times a day. cool

Health / Re: 600-Bed Sani Abacha Stadium Isolation Center In Kano (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:28am On Apr 07, 2020
It's 1 of 4 isolation centres.
These people are very foolish.

It'll not be well with them.

600 beds, where are the ventilators?

Corona virus disease is a breathing disease primarily.

Ventilators are basic and necessity.
Politics / Re: 4000 Mtn Airtime For Sale At 3500 Naira Only by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 7:10am On Apr 07, 2020
Iku paẹ
Adanu ọmọ

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