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Family / Re: Is She Cheating On Me by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:27am On Sep 26, 2022
Knows12:
Good morning bosses,
I saw the message below on my fiancee Whatsapp and she claimed the text is not for her and the sender also apologize after she she confront the man. although I don't believe her but the man who sent the message also sent her money when she was sick last week...
Note: I have not caught her cheating or having affairs with any guy..
I need advice.
Modified: The apologies comes after I confronted her and she have to message the man in my presence.. the man was sorry but I'm thinking it's plan work cus my gf is finishing her night duty truly on Friday..
Lol grin grin grin
Even in front of God or when you catch her red-handed, an average girl would still lie and deny it:
... It's not what you think...
... I can explain...
... It was a mistake...
... You made me do it ...
Blablabla
I'm absolutely sure that the person that sent her that message is a big stakeholder of her PÙSSY, but she'll deny it with everything she has in this world.
Girls of this generation are very loose, very promiscuous and very dangerous.
That guy is definitely fuckîng her and they're doing it RAW, and that's why they're both studying her monthly cycle... This is not hard to decode for a smart niggà...


An average Nigerian girl within the age of 18-28 has between 5-10 bodycount, including with at least one married man.

You'll be dating a girl very "SERIOUSLY" within two years, you'll even be living under the same roof, and within that two years, her bodycount will still be at least 5. How come?

No matter how you think you know them,
No matter how innocent or godly she appears to be,
No matter how hard you try to satisfy them, an average Nigerian girl 95% WILL STILL CHEAT ON YOU!
THEY ALL CHEAT! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS ALWAYS THE LEVEL OF CHEATING AND WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE. KNOW THIS AND KNOW PEACE.

My advice to all my NIGGÀS that are in COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP is to always try as much as possible to hack their phone or track them. Let them call it insecure or whatever, JUST DO IT!
KNOW THE TRUTH AND IT SHALL SET YOU FREE.

It's not reasonable to be investing in a girl that's barely bringing anything to the table, apart from sex, and the SLÚT will still be going around giving other NIGGÀS that are barely giving her anything the same sex she's giving you.

Lastly,
NEVER FORGIVE A CHEAT NO MATTER WHAT.
CHEATING IS NEVER A MISTAKE
CHEATING IS ALWAYS A CHOICE.

To know the truth. Let's do a challenge!
Tell your girl to go náked and swear with a Bible
Or take her to a dreadful shrine to swear with her life and womb! THAT SINCE BOTH OF YOU HAVE BEEN DATING, SHE'S NOT SLEPT WITH ANY OTHER GUY....
99% of people reading this can not pass this challenge grin grin grin grin

NEVER FORGIVE THEM WHEN YOU CATCH THEM.

Make sure you seek vengeance before you throw her back to the street where she belongs.

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Education / Re: FG Orders VCs To Reopen Varsities, Commence Lectures by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 11:15am On Sep 26, 2022
Senseless boko-haram fool ani fool government.
Reopen school kill una there.

REOPEN AFTER SEVEN MONTHS OF STOPPING SALARIES AND NOT FULFILLING THE AGREEMENT THEY HAD WITH THEM SINCE 2009.


REOPEN FIRE


FOOLS

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Season 7 Finalists: ChiChi, Phyna, Daniella, Adekunle, Bella, Bryann by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:26am On Sep 26, 2022
USELESS show

I'm very happy the useless show has lost it's senseless attention and jobless audience.

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Romance / Re: Brazilian Female Pastor Called Out For Wearing A Sexy Dress While Preaching(18+) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:24am On Sep 26, 2022
KingLennon:

And u think Christianity religion needs dumb people like you? Try those who xpect 7 virgins when they kill someone
For you to think that it's true that some people will get 7 virgins when they die, you're definitely aret.ard.
You're worse than bein gdumb.
Romance / Re: Brazilian Female Pastor Called Out For Wearing A Sexy Dress While Preaching(18+) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:28am On Sep 26, 2022
Nosayer:


Yet its adherents are the most persecuted in the world.

Yet it has the largest followers across all the history of religion that you can ever think of.

Yet its principles laid the foundation for the modern concept of freedom and liberty.

Yet it doesn't kill anyone for leaving the religion, blaspheming against its teachers and prophets

You should ask yourself who is really more hypocritical.

Yourself without an iota of what Christianity is all about or Christianity that waits for people to modify their own behavior based on internal convictions rather than forcing people to wear a certain kind of clothes etc
Keep FOOLING YOURSELF and continue to follow the CROWD.

ARE YOU REFERING TO THE RELIGION OF SLAVERS?

THE RELIGION OF YOUR COLONIAL MASTERS

THE RELIGION THEY USED TO ENSLAVE YOUR PEOPLE FOR MORE THAN 350 YEARS

THE RELIGION OF THE CRUSADERS

THE RELIGION WITH INCOMPLETE STORYBOOK...

THE CULT RELIGION OF GAY REVEREND FATHERS...

THE RELIGION THAT HAS COMMITTED THE WORST AND MOST ATTROCITIES IN THIS WORLD...

Keep fooling yourselves grin
Romance / Re: Brazilian Female Pastor Called Out For Wearing A Sexy Dress While Preaching(18+) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:44am On Sep 26, 2022
I THOUGHT THEIR BIBLE SAID WOMEN SHOULD NOT PREACH IN CHURCH!?


They know how to sieve out some EVIL, ABSURD AND WICKED LAWS in their story-book of the old testament, but laws like this and that of tithe is impossible to sieve due to selfish interests...

XTAINITY is the most hypocritical religion in the world. The last religion I can't pretend to be or practice is XTAINITY.

Yeye people.

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Celebrities / Re: His Majesty Ooni Of Ife Ojaja Ii Steps Out Wit A Sacred Crown For The First Time by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:13pm On Sep 25, 2022
RoyalBlu:
Not even a single punctuation mark.

OP be calming down in writing your intro...


(-) dey na grin
Celebrities / Re: His Majesty Ooni Of Ife Ojaja Ii Steps Out Wit A Sacred Crown For The First Time by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:12pm On Sep 25, 2022
Nice
Celebrities / Re: Lady Calls Out Socialite Sophia Egbeuje, Accuses Her Of Being Her Husband’s Babe by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 3:36pm On Sep 25, 2022
Two
OLOSHOs

Karma is bitting back...

She once slept with people's husbands too lipsrsealed

Romance / Re: Trending Video Of Ghanaian Couple Kissing Passionately At Their Wedding Ceremony by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 3:27pm On Sep 25, 2022
When a
DOG
meet a
BÎTCH

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Romance / Re: Trending Video Of Ghanaian Couple Kissing Passionately At Their Wedding Ceremony by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 3:27pm On Sep 25, 2022
Senseless shameless dog and a WHORÈ!


I'm sure they're not virgins and the WHORÈ has more BODYCOUNT grin

Kissing nonsense

The mouths that has SERVICED so many other people's private parts grin
Yuck

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Autos / Re: A Year Used 2005 Toyota Sienna Available. Price: 2.9m (slightly Negotiable) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 1:41pm On Sep 25, 2022
EzeNwaanyiMmili:
I'm watching you
Ho low
Ree buu ruu kuu.
Go watch yananamumama
Autos / Re: A Year Used 2005 Toyota Sienna Available. Price: 2.9m (slightly Negotiable) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 1:10pm On Sep 25, 2022
Weyrey
How much be be TOKs?
Romance / Re: Beautiful Prewedding Pic As A Nairalander Takes His Beautiful Bride To The Altar by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:22pm On Sep 25, 2022
Kollins11:
The only thing that would make me tell you congratulations is if your wife to be is a virgin. Infact I'm ready to send you ₦30k right now to show my little support if only she is a virgin... I'm 100% serious! I have sent you PM already!

But if she's not a virgin, baba just pray she don't cheat on you with her Ex. And I would also advise you to run a DNA test if she eventually give birth so that you won't father a child that's not yours.
GOD BLESS YOU BRO

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Prewedding Pic As A Nairalander Takes His Beautiful Bride To The Altar by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:20pm On Sep 25, 2022
bonnyhope:


This is not right

What if na hm deflower her?
Why deflower her?

IS FORNICATION NOT A SIN?

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Prewedding Pic As A Nairalander Takes His Beautiful Bride To The Altar by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:18pm On Sep 25, 2022
churchkilo:
just 30k? Nah so sapa full ground for ur area. Bros use am take good care of urself first
Lol
Mu... mu
No be everybody like WHORÈS

ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A WHORÈ!

A WHORÈ DOESN'T DESERVE BRIDE PRICE

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Investment / Re: Please Help: I Got A Scholarship But No Laptop by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 9:07am On Sep 25, 2022
talkwithvictor:
Hello �

My name is Nzubechukwu,

I got a scholarship to study "Mobile App Development" for the second time and it starts in 5days. But I am yet to get a laptop. I would be needing a laptop of at least core i5 or core i7 processor.

I really don't want to miss this as I won't be granted the scholarship again.

Please help me with a laptop.
Scholarship without money?
Religion / Re: About The High Rate Of Randy Men And Women Today by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:54am On Sep 25, 2022
sad

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Religion / Re: About The High Rate Of Randy Men And Women Today by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 8:53am On Sep 25, 2022
Dating pool is really messed up especially with THESE WHORÈS of this generation 18- 28 years.
All they want is to be treated the way their father never treated them. They bring absolutely nothing valuable to the table except sex that's even shared.

You'll be dating a girl "seriously" for 2 two years and within that two years, HER BODYCOUNT WOULD BE AT LEAST 5...
This list usually also includes at least one married man

YOU WILL SLEEP WITH MARRIED MEN AND AFTER, YOU WANT TO ENJOY YOUR OWN MARRIAGE AND HUSBAND ALONE TO YOURSELF grin
IT WILL NOT WORK BY THE GRACE OF GOD.
Amen grin

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Shoots At A Man Wielding Machete At Him (Video) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 7:10am On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
Obi will stop all these nonsense.
Will you stop all these nonsense!?

Get sense na undecided

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Sports / Re: Bet9ja Ogas Dey Madt Gan! by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 10:12pm On Sep 24, 2022
Addictive nonsense
NYSC / Re: Done With NYSC, 500K On Hand. Advice Needed by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:09pm On Sep 24, 2022
You tried
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels' Son, Munir, Apologizes To Her (Video) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 6:06pm On Sep 24, 2022
Man102:
Just move Tinubu’s pictures to front page, let's insult him if you don't know what to push to front page again. This new mod is m@d.
wey rey
when last the did you insult your useless state's governor?
Family / Re: My Dad Died Because He Slept With A Married Woman by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 5:47pm On Sep 24, 2022
ObamaMessi:
My dad was promiscuous due to his high sex drive. He wasn't too handsome but could attract women. He once survived thunder that was planned against him in the shrine because of affairs with married women. He sleeps around with married women in the neighbourhoods. Portraying my dad as an unbridled libertine is an undisputed reality.



Shortly before he accepted Jesus Christ, he was inflicted with strange disease that MDs couldn't diagnose which led to his death many years later.


We were in the hospital and i was watching movie, something kept telling me to look at my dad, when i turned he was awake and was looking at me. He snapped at me to come, when i came he told me (his last words) about the mystry behind my birth. He told me about my political ambition and blessed me. He then warned me not to sleep with people's wives. "Don't sleep with a married woman or a widow", he said. My spirit began to feel my dad was going. I started shedding tears.

Typing...

I JUST HOPE THAT ALL THOSE MARRIED WOMEN HE SLEPT WITH TOO DIE MISERABLY AND PAINFULLY.
Amen.




MAY THEY ALL ALSO NOT ENJOY THE FRUITS OF THEIR LABOUR FOR COMMITING ADULTERY.
AFTERALL, YOUR DAD DID NOT RAPE OR FORCE THEM.

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Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Carries Daniel Etim Effiong On Her Back On Set (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:13pm On Sep 24, 2022
folake4u:


I am PROUD of my Body count.

Now get lost! grin grin grin
Lol
If you're proud of your bodycount, can you be honest with it with your parents or boyfriend or husband? grin grin grin


You're proud of it indeed and we men are just full of our dicks for nothing grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:08pm On Sep 24, 2022
Dating na scam

A GIRL WOULD BE DATING YOU SERIOUSLY FOR TWO YEARS, AND HER BODYCOUNT IN THAT TWO YEARS WOULD STILL BE MORE THAN 5...

HOW CUM?

HOW CUMS?
grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Carries Daniel Etim Effiong On Her Back On Set (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:07pm On Sep 24, 2022
jclassiq:

Get your head out of your fvcking ass.
Wey rey
Who opened your cage?
Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Carries Daniel Etim Effiong On Her Back On Set (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 4:06pm On Sep 24, 2022
folake4u:


The way you people place emphasis on una dick ehn, one would think the phallus is gold plated.

By the way, speak for yourself, not everyone's interested in being "serviced". wink
It is your gender rather that can't do without fokking.
So says a girl with double digits bodycount...

YOUR BODYCOUNT SAYS IT ALL...

ARE YOU PROUD OF YOUR BODYCOUNT?
grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime Carries Daniel Etim Effiong On Her Back On Set (Photos) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 1:14pm On Sep 24, 2022
No matter how a girl appears okay, rich, comfortable, beautiful etc, she can never be complete without a guy servicing her... Man must fhuck...

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Pets / Re: 77 Years Old Farmer Beaten To Death By His Kangaroo Pet In Australia (Pics) by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 1:10pm On Sep 24, 2022
Oyinbo too mumu
Always wanting to tame a wild animal.
Wild animals are like wayward girls (98% of girls in this generation), you can give them every in this world and would still cheat on you with people who barely gives them anything.

My friend bought iPhone 13 promax for one useless SLÚT he called a girlfriend... I warned him... In the end, the bîtch cheated on him with a guy who bought her the phone's case.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran’s All-female Police Squad Units Dragging Hijab Protestors To Death Row Pris by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 12:50pm On Sep 24, 2022
ambience:
See as dem ugly angry
Lol
You wish
Show us one beautiful female for your lineage cheesy
Crime / Re: See How Ukranian Soldier In Prisoner Swap After 4 Months In Russian Captivity by OSUigboFlatHead(f): 10:27am On Sep 24, 2022
Mirabella00:
Unfair oo
How?
You know how many people he has killed?
THERE'S NO FAIRNESS IN WARFARE.

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