Afonja's been trading human skull since 18bc

afonjabreed:
thought he was selling human skul

The owner of the curves doesn't have a face ni.? I smell dead rat, the Ipo in charge have chop inside the kpomo or 5m

Yes Us hear you.. You have sense gan

Dontquit:

We must destroy English language the way Oyinbo destroy our mother tongues. Is hear me?

WONDERFUL.....

I know you must be a DRIVER....Fish head

Caustics:
she should have bought a hiace bus for them

Oboy u don mad oooo,I remember the day wey okigwe police raid that gariki joint My friend obinna dey with one olosho na so police carry him with only boxer go that station for saint mary church.Come see the look em mama dey give,I miss O

Holywizard:
Hope they didn't touch Amarachi wey dey give me discount of 100 that year?
Those years doing my I.T I dey enter there on Sundays scatter.
That place has two names namely Senegal and Garigi.
Nawao.
Those years wey Amarachi's toto tight pass my girl's toto.
Dick sucker.
Amarachi wey fit hang one leg for window say make u hammer her well.
Oh Amarachi, I remember those years u dey suck my Nîpples, dey play wit my balls.
After every every u go collect Less than 1k even after spending hours with me.
Amarachi! Oh my Amarachi! I missed ur tight toto

I remember this thing SHIMI.Kai if mama Rilwan wear this thing waka pass you my brother you go FAT.She made me hate the underwear Gan

We know you Aunty PATA GIGAN,

MhizzAJ:
He's talking rubbish

Me i can't kill myself for anything,If you hear another man story u go know your current situation na play.

Ncanpresident:
: contact me 09064816590

Thank You sir,God Bless you.

Please i'm a student of kogi state university and i want to use this medium to seek for assistance on behalf of my room mate,Who is yet to complete payment for his fee and he is currently in his final year.He lost his sponsor last year and all hope to raise his fee has proved abortive,please am begging he wouldn't be allowed to write exams if he doesn't complete payments before wednesday.Please help before he does something crazy he has been crying all day.I just want to use this medium to seek assistance.God Bless

Please i'm a student of kogi state university and i want to use this medium to seek for assistance on behalf of my room mate,Who is yet to complete payment for his fee and he is currently in his final year.He lost his sponsor last year and all hope to raise his fee has proved abortive,please am begging he wouldn't be allowed to write exams if he doesn't complete payments before wednesday.Please help before he does something crazy he has been crying all day.I just want to use this medium to seek assistance.God Bless

Please i'm a student of kogi state university and i want to use this medium to seek for assistance on behalf of my room mate,Who is yet to complete payment for his fee and he is currently in his final year.He lost his sponsor last year and all hope to raise his fee has proved abortive,please am begging he wouldn't be allowed to write exams if he doesn't complete payments before wednesday.Please help before he does something crazy he has been crying all day.I just want to use this medium to seek assistance.God Bless

MY CHEST,YOU ARE A WICKED SOMBORI,,,,,,

sanchezJ:
Them resemble apc broom

An idiot found $300 on the floor, he gave it to the police officer. However, the officer thought it was a prank and didn't accept it. Then the idiot bought himself a phone, what followed next was hilarious, the idiot kept tapping on.... See more

nony43:
Bros na your fellow man u de yab like this? Yomi is so black that he leaves finger prints on charcoal LMAO

That statement almost choked me..

Luizkid:
At last you made sense b4 2017 ends

Savagery.

when i call her to tell her she is changing she said that the work is stressful that she travel ( to sokoto/ to sukoto/ to warri/ to benin /to enugu / to up and down).....I can relate to that,just be careful

steady steady... we like it clean and fresh.

BBW ALL THE WAY.....OH I MISS JESSY

agbonkamen:
My husband must not know how to cook the day I will see him in the kitchen no more doggy style

WONDERFUL

kelish:
got d bigest embarrassmnt of life yestaday,
i happen to met a guy in my friend's lodge last friday afta beggin i desided 2 gv him my phn no he started callin evryday to woo me he comes 2 my hostel evtyday 2 see me we againd dat he s goin 2 tak me out on thursdy by 4 ,d day came i woke up vry weak i til manage 2 go wit my frnd wen we got dere he orderd a bottle of beer for himself nd 2 bottles of soft for me nd my frnd we didnt evn chat well he leta got fish. wen we finishd he said we should go 2 his house nd dat my frnd should go i told him i wsnt going anywere ,dats were d trouble startd he said he was not goin 2 let me go evn wit d intervention of ppl we refuse 2 let me go. he disgraced me bcus of #700 he spent on me it took d intervention of his frndz to resuce me GOD forbid dat i will go bk 2 him.some guys r stupid.





1 year later we meet within the confines of my school after writing my last paper. we hanged out, spoke at length. he became a better person and apologise as well, his now a military man, we couldn't get anything going, i can't afford to. life goes ON.

chaii

Chai Crack ee yaff finish dis one head...i know what she meant by mr stick sorry mr Love Machine

NO WHERE COOL BROTHER.

NwaAmaikpe:



After 9years and all the water that must have gone under the bridge?
He still came back for her...
Is her kpekus made of gold?

I suspect the groom was charmed or he is just plain foolish.

In those 9 years he was making money, all the men in the neighborhood would have used his wife to play coupon.

pele,LIFE IS A BITCH

chai just negodu,because of ordinary 10k download you short live your destiny...RIP bro

you dont havff sense,single sense no dey ur head

Pappyto:
The guy was like;

See, Oga warn your Oga ooo (Buhari), he told me to arrange four oloshos for him last week which I did, to my surprise, those girls called me that upon all the bjs they gave baba, the thing no gree stand.

Osibanjo; Eh enn.

Guy; If baba cannot rule a nation, is he failing in the other room too ni?

Osinbajo;You sef Bleep up, Na me you suppose arrange them for. you know say Na extra life remain for baba.

it would also serve as a good example to people with low self esteem,being disable or handicapped doesn't mean you cant achieve your Dream and Purpose in life.

Evablizin:


This is wonderful and encouraging to all disabled people out there,this shows that they are also important and needed in our society.

God bless the house of representatives,they will never be weary in well doing.

fuckerstard:
If a police man asks to see my phone, I don't see any reason why I would refuse to give him.

I give them my phone to check anytime cos I've got nothing to hide, if you refuse to obey them you just gave them authorization to apply force.

It took me a while to understand the police, before you leave your house search yourself 3 times.

very valid idea