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Politics / Re: Nigerian Fighter Jets Bombard ISWAP Terrorists Converging For Meeting In 11 Boat by Paulpaulpaul(m): 8:37pm On Oct 22, 2021
Audio bombardment, yeye de smell
Pets / Re: Kind-hearted Vet Gives Pets Parting Gift Before They ‘go To Heaven’ ( Pics) by Paulpaulpaul(m): 5:05pm On Oct 22, 2021
If human beings are about to die in Nigerian hospitals; nurses will even be cracking jokes about his wrinkled balls

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Girlfriend Feels Threatened By My Chats. by Paulpaulpaul(m): 5:56pm On Oct 21, 2021
Collins1507:

We were not intimate at all

Let your latest lady know the truth and desist from this despicable behaviour. Real men don't sëxchat random girls. It shows you don't respect your girlfriend.
Religion / Re: How Pastor Korede Kumaya Bought me 12 Cars In 12 Months By Bishop David Ibiyome by Paulpaulpaul(m): 5:51pm On Oct 21, 2021
That day when Jesus was celebrating His birthday, Peter, Judas, John and others had to sleep at the bank of river Jordan to fish they could sell and buy Him gifts.

Thomas that did not give Him anything became a cat. He is the Thomas in Tom and Jerry.

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Sports / Re: BREAKING: Édouard Mendy Now Has 11 Clean Sheets In The Champions League by Paulpaulpaul(m): 5:40pm On Oct 21, 2021
When opportunity comes calling, you had better be prepared. This guy was ready to take the opportunity with both hands. He would have been wasting away in French League 1 now.



Thank you Petr Cech!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Girlfriend Feels Threatened By My Chats. by Paulpaulpaul(m): 5:33pm On Oct 21, 2021
Why must you hide the chat if there's nothing special about it? Besides, the lady in question wasn't intimate with you before she left. Get your house in order by giving your lady reasons to believe you or leave her alone.
Education / Re: A Mistake I Made In Jamb Is About Affecting Me In Final Year - Advice Needed by Paulpaulpaul(m): 5:32pm On Oct 18, 2021
You can do JAMB regularisation and correct everything. It's possible but what's wrong with Jos?
Politics / Re: 34 Years After: Justice For Thomas Sankara. Killers Arraigned In Court! by Paulpaulpaul(m): 8:32pm On Oct 11, 2021
Fahdiga:
Justice delayed is not justice denied

Justice delayed is injustice. Of what benefit is this Justice to those that really felt the pain of the murder?

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Romance / Re: If only Tiwa Savage Knew This Before Her Sex Tape Was Leaked (photo) by Paulpaulpaul(m): 8:53pm On Oct 09, 2021
Nonsense tip, can't the person planning the blackmail do voice over? Disney ko, destiny ni

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Travel / Re: Anybody With Information On Poultry And Trailer Drivers On UK Visa Form by Paulpaulpaul(m): 8:37pm On Oct 05, 2021
The job is just for three months ooo.


https://newsmediang.com/uk-launches-special-visas-for-truck-drivers-from-nigeria-and-other-nationalities/
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Man? by Paulpaulpaul(m): 8:33pm On Oct 04, 2021
Lemme talk my own too. I didn't beg though. I've grown beyond that but I cried. Met this lady that just got jilted and we vibe. One lady that knew me well was even doing PR without my knowledge. She told the lady how romantic I am. The little info I had about the lady was that she was in a relationship. My bestie was already working the lady. When. I finally walked to her, she was already expectant.

Omo, I was happy, the lady is 10/10. One Bible verse just enter my mind, "Every good gift and every perfect gift comes from the Father of light...." The LOVE shark me oooo

You see this Sapa things, e de shok grin , daughter of Eve just push me enter bush for no reason. I guess, cos I couldn't come with the demands. I cried ooooo. I de crie still de shame, make my bestie no catch me gringringrin.


Two bottles of Heineken settled everything sha.

Love is not for me grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Applications Open For UPG Sustainability Leadership Program 2022 (fully-funded) by Paulpaulpaul(m): 8:07pm On Oct 04, 2021
I don't know Jack about this but I've registered. The Champion community is asking for money, enu gbe oo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Paulpaulpaul(m): 1:02pm On Oct 04, 2021
Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

Me, I don't know oo somebody told me you said we should come.

2. Why Should we Hire You?

I need a job, you get vacancy, matter don settle na.

3. Tell us about yourself?

I no de brag, just ask about me.

4. What is your expected salary?

Sey you no get salary scale ni? Abeg, ask serious question jare.

5. How soon will u start work?

Next year, this year don nearly end but show me my office make I lock am


DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY grin

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Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Okereke Linus Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by Paulpaulpaul(m): 9:03am On Oct 02, 2021
The story of this lady is pure example of growth and maturity. The scandal of the first marriage, dissolved after 5years in court has taught her a lesson. Chikeluo Iloanusi, really lost a gem

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UK Truck Driver Application by Paulpaulpaul(m): 2:39pm On Oct 01, 2021
This UK truck drivers and poultry workers' Visa is just for three months ooo. Imagine say you travel go drive truck just for three months (October to December). It's not enticing enough jare

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkish Man Reported 'Missing' Joins Search Party Looking For Himself (Pix) by Paulpaulpaul(m): 8:44pm On Sep 30, 2021
Totilopussylick:
you know in oyibo kuntry

They always look alike undecided

Hence why they have to call his name cheesy.

Nose masks caused the rubbish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa Carabao Cup (1 - 1) - Live by Paulpaulpaul(m): 9:07pm On Sep 22, 2021
sexdogz2018:
Who scored.
Timo

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Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill & Wife, Rosy Meurer Show Off Their Son's Face (Pictures) by Paulpaulpaul(m): 3:58pm On Sep 20, 2021
Iyaebe:
Churchill is far from been innocent, he's a silent killer

I beg to differ, Churchill needed a lady he could show as a trophy. After all, he is rich; he then went for Tonto an already popular lady and she dump him. He is just being himself

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Education / Re: Take A Look At The Biggest Library In West Africa by Paulpaulpaul(m): 9:28pm On Sep 19, 2021
Haboseyday:
Please I only posted this for you guys to watch my videos. Please stop the fight

The fight is sweet, we are enjoying it gringringrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: September Born.....let Meets Here by Paulpaulpaul(m): 10:06pm On Sep 18, 2021
opsylee:
Princess by name, Sept 19th, living in Abuja

We share the same birthday, happy birthday in advance

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Phones / Re: Suggest A Phone Of 55k To 65k For Me by Paulpaulpaul(m): 9:43pm On Sep 18, 2021
DailyRollover:
but sorry how is the camera of the phone? And how good the phone is?

The camera is good enough "for me", I'm not a photo person. The battery is good and lasts long. The phone is good for its money.
Phones / Re: Suggest A Phone Of 55k To 65k For Me by Paulpaulpaul(m): 9:27pm On Sep 18, 2021
DailyRollover:
i just checked the phone on jumia now but the price am seeing is from 70k upward

It's cheaper in shops, I got mine for 63 last week while jumia priced it as high as 77k
Business / Re: How To Build Enviable Income As An Email Copywriter In 2020.,, by Paulpaulpaul(m): 4:06pm On Sep 11, 2021
I thank God for the op for giving it all out without reservation. I really want to be part of the telegram group and the link on the op's profile is not working.

Somebody should help me out, please.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused Me See Her Breast by Paulpaulpaul(m): 3:45pm On Aug 15, 2021
BonPatrick:
Good morning guys, please my girlfriend is acting strange whenever I am with her, I will see the downside touch it and even finger it but when I want to suck the breast and see it she says no. Even when I remove her clothes and wanted to remove her bra she will tell me to go out before she remove her bra please can someone tell me what is wrong?

The breast is her weak point, if you touch it lasan, she is down

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Adverts / Re: 2hours video Course On How To Make Up To $100 Daily With Clickbank In Nigeria by Paulpaulpaul(m): 9:00am On Jul 31, 2021
How much are we paying after the video?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: September Born.....let Meets Here by Paulpaulpaul(m): 6:32pm On Jul 27, 2021
EnnaG:
September 18


Ooh, that's so close.
Education / Re: Meet China’s First AI-Powered Virtual University Student (Photos) by Paulpaulpaul(m): 11:03am On Jun 17, 2021
tehilah92:


What! Asin how, she dey breath
Yes na
Education / Re: Meet China’s First AI-Powered Virtual University Student (Photos) by Paulpaulpaul(m): 11:02am On Jun 17, 2021
Telegram234:
Come abeg make dem stop this thing.
So u mean i go waka con see robot, toast am finsh, na con iron kpekus i go see
She go get iron kpekus na. Something that will grow like every human being
Education / Re: Meet China’s First AI-Powered Virtual University Student (Photos) by Paulpaulpaul(m): 6:16am On Jun 17, 2021
tehilah92:
Please someone should explain in plain terms to me, I no understand wetin I read

China just created a computer human being and sent her to school

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