obembet:


What can u do with the big one ?

Sizes don't matter. All that matters is that it have a good taste.

samonak:
I saw her single handedly consume 4 wraps of eba! It broke my heart

lmaoo...it's a huge turn off watching a lady eat like say the food go run...

luminouz:


How is he a fool?

Y'all up in your emotions tonight ain't ya?

He didn't deceive her or asked her to bleach. He refused to date her because he PREFERRED light skins girls, so what's his crime? Are all light skinned girls bleachers or a man should not have preference again?

On this same thread, some girls said they don't like short men, others slim men. Why didn't you attack those ones? The fact is, humans always will have a preference. It's who we are.

Yes he is a big fool.
Why did he then toast the dark skin girl. After sleeping with her and getting what he want, next thing is to dump her because she is dark.

He has a slavery mentality that dark is evil simping for the white. After that nincompoop hypocrite guy will be abusing ladies therefore for being fake in nairaland. It is men like you and him that cause it so you both should shut up.

Bribery101:
She's a gold miner

said by pussy miner.

99thEnemy:


This reason is not petty



IN SHORT, 90% OF THE REASONS HERE ARE NOT PETTY AT ALL

Lol........ she dey receive calls way I no like, so I tell her say I no do again na.

Buying weird snacks Everytime we went out together like a real bush girl.

Dodo ikire
Aadun
Wara



Gradually I withdrew

Christie06:


You can't be too sure. Thank you

You have a chance to make me doubt that...just one.

debbydams:
u b MTN ?

where I go wey you the ask me?

IAMPEDRO:
Lol........ she dey receive calls way I no like, so I tell her say I no do again na.

you get better reason na!

hosey:

Yes he is a big fool.
Why did he then toast the dark skin girl. After sleeping with her and getting what he want, next thing is to dump her because she is dark.

He has a slavery mentality that dark is evil simping for the white. After that nincompoop hypocrite guy will be abusing ladies therefore for being fake in nairaland. It is men like you and him that cause it so you both should shut up.

Lol....I can see you're still in your emotions.

Take it to easy bro. HBP is real

BLACKARABIAN:
You have a chance to make me doubt that...just one.

Yea.
Just a chance.. Right now, in my room.
I hope you make it

Not petty though..

He was very boastful, felt everything should revolve around him & quite disrespectful too.. Mbanu, oburokwa mu na gi.

SenecaTheYonger:


When I removed my penis, I got a quick glimpse of the cervix, not for too long. I was actually depressed because my mind was just thinking that a much better man (big dick) must have done this to her but it would have been such ruthless fvcking maybe a few days or hours before we met.

You irritate me with ur comments


Disgusting!

BigDan69:
First time knacking her, bent her for doggy only to find debris of poo. Omo!

Hahahahahahahah
Guy ur dick go just sleep immediately

WILLuKPquiet:
Buying weird snacks Everytime we went out together like a real bush girl.

Dodo ikire
Aadun
Wara



Gradually I withdrew

Hahahahahahah
Omor ehn this nairaland na comedy zone
Abeg make all of una no kee me with laugh

luminouz:

Damn!!! That vivid huh?

The only thing close to what you described was a video that went viral on NL some years ago about a guy who was fuqin a girl doggy style and brought the phone up close to her pussy. He shouted 'see toto'
The pussy was damn wide and I could literally see the cervix(round with a hole in the centre).
I never had the experience myself.

Could it be childbirth or huge dick stuffs that caused such cases?

She has a 4 year old kid. Could be masturbation or dick.

Cerebellum:


You irritate me with ur comments


Disgusting!

Then imagine how I felt when I saw it

99thEnemy:


Overheard one guy on a date ask the girl "What primary school did you attended?"

I almost died

I advice people not to try to hold laughter... it can kill

Chai nairaland na comedy zone
Seriously Nigerians are full of clowns
I don laugh tire

SenecaTheYonger:


She has a 4 year old kid. Could be masturbation or dick.

Masturbation with Dildos maybe...

Childbirth could be a cause too.

SenecaTheYonger:
When she bent over in doggy position, I could see her cervix. I felt nothing through out the whole time we spent together.

Ladies please practice Kegel. It’s the only vagina tightening method that cost zero naira but requires you to do actual work.

You can do it while watching TV, in the bus, before sleeping, while at work. Literally anytime and no one will know you’re doing it.

How do someone go about the kegel exercise

SenecaTheYonger:


Then imagine how I felt when I saw it

So how was the sex aspect with her?

YourVILAGEpeple:
After several encounter and frolicking with chubby, Thick and dark gals... I don't even give myself change to notice their kind. I understood I am only in love with Slim And Naturally fair Gals.... Fine ones oh...

So... I dated this gal for 5years... Chubby and short with a degree of Pot belle... and I know... If I eventually get married to her... Am in for a pot bellied wife after having 1 kid..... I had to cut communication, babe started Nagging.... I had to tell babe that she nags alot... Na so I end am. Babe dey curse her papa(me) till today.

Another Chubby and dark Huge Assed babe.... I noticed the smell of Shit each time I take the Doggy style.... Na so I quit plus she started bleaching her dark skin... Probably cos she got to know I like Fair Gals...

There is this other Fine gal... It was Obvious she loved me... But I am not in for that cheating shit... I collected my 10% and told her am in a relationship and I can't continue...LOL.

Collected my Percentage from another and told her I can't date her cos she kills me with Voice and video calls every minutes....If na like this her mama take Call her Papa, them for get house to sleep in?

I am happy I am with my Perfect Human now.... No probs again...

Premium Tears Loading for Mr Lover

TheEnygma:
She refused to give me punna but wants to collect me money.... I just japaa go begin dey knack her friend we been don dey give me green light before.

Baddosneh

She wasn't as exposed as I wanted.

Lankybaby:
How do someone go about the kegel exercise

Hope its not what am thinking
This one has.....Make I no talk am

But can't you Ask goggle, ha! To slap you dey hungry me oloun

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SenecaTheYonger:


When I removed my penis, I got a quick glimpse of the cervix, not for too long. I was actually depressed because my mind was just thinking that a much better man (big dick) must have done this to her but it would have been such ruthless fvcking maybe a few days or hours before we met.

I go just faint.

philanthropic:
We started dating, then one day we were talking together on phone and she said "where did you went?".... That stuff discouraged me...I later parted without saying breakup

chai,
u no get chill at all

99thEnemy:


I die here

And Nah Die ye shall die

hayfay:
That his not fine

women still after fine guys ?