oscoxa214:
Nice one boss, ur story is so interesting...but baba that ur Grace dangerous gan oh, na d breakup story i dey wait for, because from what i could tell,u getting fed up of her annoying attitude..

Grab seat sir, be patient, story still long

Ayomide119:
you no wan continue? issokay

Bro I'm back
Cylovee happy sunday...

Ok

Therock5555:


Bro I'm back

Cylovee happy sunday...

Where have you been bruv, ive been checking this post for the past two days but nothing came up.
Btw how have you been

Therock5555:


Grab seat sir, be patient, story still long

No qualms bro,we gather dey here..

Toto sweet but wetin dey sweet dey kill o

Chai,,, Uduak don over spoil

Omo your story is so exciting and captivating. Do sharp update abeg

Ayomide119:

Where have you been bruv, ive been checking this post for the past two days but nothing came up.
Btw how have you been

Bro I've been good o, let me confess, I intended taking one week off but your last comment bothered my conscience. This update is dedicated to you. You're a true fan.

Na steady booze, dope and gaming sections I been dey on since. I took a break from work small.

oscoxa214:

No qualms bro,we gather dey here..

Oya na new update don drop sir

Rumpleslitskin:
Toto sweet but wetin dey sweet dey kill o

E better make toto kill me than poverty

Chapter 2...
Ike Vs Victor.... vs Collins....

"Mr sucidial girlfriend." Ike hailed me as I went to his shop one afternoon.

"Your father!!!" I countered back as we shook hands.

Ike and I have been friends for a couple of years, we knew each other more than five years back but nothing apart from greetings joined us. Then he was serving his boss so his schedule was tight and always monitored. We finally became buddies when I helped him to score his first lay. Yeah!!! The people wey I don spoil for this life eh..... The list long die.

After he was settled, his freedom hit peak level and that was when our buddie-ship grew stronger. Just like Francis, I gave him his first alcoholic drink, he usually runs package in my room and compensates me heavily, who was I to complain? He was the dude I was with it when Grace attempted suicide over our first break up, ever since he had been teasing me whenever we met. As normal with guys, our first greetings were always insults.

He had been disturbing me to take him to Grace's house ever since that incident but our schedule never aligned enough to take him there. That day was different, I was there to take him to see my woman in person.

Ike was putting on bathroom slippers when we dropped in front of Grace's compound. I was dumbfounded, I didn't notice on time, else I'll have aborted mission. When I pointed out his dressing, he claimed that dressing doesn't matter, na pocket nai be the 'koko'. Certainly that was true but every one knows that people are mostly judged by their dressing at first glance. It would take a second invitation for someone to actually know your true personality.

Ada and Grace were seated outside when we entered the compound. Ada quickly rushed and embraced me. I raised her up like a baby and walked towards Grace who was visibly jealous.

I made introductions before sitting next to Grace so that Ike could code who my 'suicidal girlfriend' was. After a while we left. Ike was soo excited meeting the two shawties that he immediately asked me to work on Ada for him. I tried to discourage him but dude was adamant. So I gave him Ada's number after consulting her.

I was surprised that Ada consented to giving Ike her number. I didn't ask why, I knew why; Ike was a potential money bag. I was sure the 1k that he gave her before leaving that afternoon was a motivating factor. I just wanted to see how far they'll go before I addressed the Elephant in the room.

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"Baba, she don gree for me o." Ike's voice almost tore through my ear drums when I picked his call.

"What?!?" I screamed back. I was in a mixture of shock and disbelieve.

Like what exactly was happening? Now look at this scenario; Ada just agreed to date Ike. She was also dating Victor. Ike and I were buddies. Victor and I were friends. Victor and Ike knew each other well enough to chat time to time, and we usually chill together whenever Ike meets Victor and I together. If it wasn't problem enough that they knew each, they were also dating the same chick and had a common friend-buddy in me. Now if this one no be entanglement, wetin una go call am?

I immediately called Ada to ascertain the news. She easily confirmed the story. I had to come out clean with her and informed her that Ike and Victor knew each other. How was she going to cope? She simply told me that she had things under control already. Therefore we made a pact that I should always call her when me and Ike were coming so that if she's with Victor, she could take him out of the equation or simply change venue. I was the biggest loser, so I simply kept my mouth shut, by the way, none of them were dating my girl.

So while Victor performed the role of live in boyfriend and steady pussy destroyer, Ike was the money bag and in charge of taking her for outings and shoppings. While I was the main beneficiary, I was tapping from all corners like the sadistic opportunist that I was.

Who was I to complain?

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Collins Birthday

I wasn't planning to add this sub-chapter to the whole plot but since it concerned Grace. And y'all asked for it. Here it is.

Collins called me one evening, asking for contributions for his upcoming birthday party.
"Baba, when you become woman abi babe sef wey them go dey contribute for your own birthday. Like what the fuvk"
Those were the first words that came out of my mouth, like how can a normal human being with two legs and hands be tasking his fellow human for contribution for something as useless as a birthday celebration. I was breathing flames out of my nostrils. This was someone that I haven't eaten his one kobo before. The dude was so famous in begging that we nicknamed him Task collector. No offense, Collins could do almost anything you want from him but his begging attitude was too severe.

Okay look at this scenario, you'll ask him to find babe for you. You'll send him airtime to arrange the babe, he'll flash you back. You'll call him to know what's up. Bro would give you good news and make sure that you foot the transport fees. He'll turn up with two babes instead, one for himself obviously. He'll make you feed all of them(he'll cook if you need him to), then he might quickly take over your room for a quick romp before collecting thanks for coming from you. Leaving your own chick behind. Normally it's a win-win situation for him and a bitter sweet one for you. Just to get one babe, you'll have to feed and sponsor two others.

Finally, after much pleadings, I sent 3k to his account. Two days later, he met Grace and invited her to his birthday party, he also asked her to invite all her friends. He bragged that his birthday was going to be the talk of the town. I simply kept my mouth shut when she told me. I didn't want to play the party pooper.

On the D-day, I asked Victor to go pick Ada and Grace to the birthday venue which was Collins house. I went ten minutes earlier to ascertain things on ground. I had about 5k in my wallet, incase there was need for a back up expenditure.

Lo and behold, when I got down from the bike, I noticed more than 30 folks already around. Most of them were his area folks. I feigned a call to avoid hailing or shaking anybody while walking into his compound.

"What the fuvk!!!" That's all I could say.

Four benches were arranged in the compound, save for the DJ slamming music, the setting looked more like a village meeting between four families dragging for land. Young girls and dudes hang around various corners. Yeah, you could say; Peter are you not also of small statue? Why you go dey call people small? The small I meant was that; though there were nice shawties around, none of them was gonna compare themselves with Ada, let's not even get into Grace beauty level yet. And the guys, even though most of them dressed flashy and colorful. I was dressed in just jean, sneakers and polo but I doubt the entire boys combined there could contribute enough to bring out half of the money in my wallet that moment. I just weak.

Grace and Ada had been invited to that kind of birthday. Did I recall hearing that he asked her to bring friends along? FRIENDS? SHIT!!!

I immediately buzzed Victor. He informed me that, they we're already on their way.
"They? You and who?" I had to be sure that I wasn't being too paranoid about the number of friends Grace and Ada were to bring.

"Grace, Ada and five of their friends dey come oo." Victor wailed.

My head burst, I weak. Piss catch me. I intensified my search for that stupid mutherfucker to know what was in place. Turned out niqqa was doing birthday doggy in his parents bedroom. I stood by the slightly opened door watching them for a minute before he cummed and pull out.... No rubbers.... Woah.

{Side note---- Collins parents are late. His dad was an L.G.A chairman, so Collins had a three bedroom duplex with boy's quarters to himself, he banished his brothers to his Uncle's house while he had fun in the house alone.

That's the reason why he never worked, just looking for chicks for niqqas and ripping them off was his speciality. That name task collector wasn't just an insult.

His major interest was music, he carry music for head like gala seller, I've adviced him to change his focus because music wasn't for him but bros was too far gone to care. His motto is 'never give up'. I rest my case.}


"Baba, wetin dey sup?" He shook me excitedly like I was the father of the day.

I quickly grabbed him outside after he put on his trousers and shoes, he struggled to wear his shirt as we went to one corner outside the gate.

"Bro, first of all, happy birthday. Now how far with the preps and refreshment." I said, breathlessly.

"Hahahaha." He laughed nervously. "Eh, na you I dey wait for sef."

"You say? Wait for me? How? Why?" I asked so many questions.

"Eh, bros no reason am, all the money wey you and others contribute give me don finish. But no reason am, I manage buy one bottle of wine and one girl promise me cake, I never see her yet sha. But anyhow sha, I know say I get better guys like you wey go fit sponsor drinks and meat. So as I dey wait, i say make I chop one of my chick firs......"

"Wait, you say na only one bottle of wine you buy. After telling me say drinks and small chops go dey. So lemme say I no bring money, how we go run am?" I cut him short, my eyes were already crisom red. I was embarrassed for the 'werey'.

"Eh, nothing spoil na, we go share the wine small-small, I get like ten small disposable cups. We go share am, dance and everybody go go house."

"Over 50 people go share one bottle of wine? Bros are you okay? You be Jesus? You know the kind of people you invite so?" I was screaming at him like a demon, I could remove shirt and fought him that moment if he had granted me the wish. His demeanor peppered me pass, dude was all calm and cheerfree. Casually replying passer bys who kept streaming into the compound in groups of twos and threes.

"Bros, na you dey jonze, calm down, this birthday go be the talk of this area, you no see as folks dey troop in."

I wanted to immediately punch him multiple times that moment but I was restrained by the sound of bikes, we both stared in horror as seven bikes landed in front of us. Seven girls and Victor dropped from the various bikes. My legs were shaking as I stared at Grace, Ada and the five mamas they brought along. Each of them were dressed to kill. Like name it; Brazilian weaves, freshly painted fingers and toe nails, lips painted in various shades of bright, wicked six inches heels, trousers that could fit a nine year old loosely. Shirts and mini gowns that accented that curves. In summary, Fuel finish for generator.

Okay, okay, okay, I wasn't joking about my last statement, the DJ's generator ran out of fuel that moment that moment as Grace and her friends in tow like models walked towards Collins and I. Niqqa was staring like a lost puppy, he didn't know what to attend to first; the failed generator with host of folks calling him out or attend to his new guests which he specially invited. Before we could discuss a truce, Collins had dashed in, leaving me to fate.... and Grace's sqaud.

"How, why, sorry, welcome ladies." I stammered as I tried to greet them while hugging Grace and assembling my thoughts at the same time.

I was alittle taken aback as Grace introduced me to the infamous five, joint members in their group of notorious seven.
(I'm tempted to talk about each of this ladies now. But lemme hold the shalaye for various chapters or not )

"Ladies, please there's alittle problem, can you give me some minutes before we go in" I addressed them. Before they'll question my authority, I dragged Victor to one side and quickly explained things on ground to him.

"Fuvk!!!" I said. I was about asking him why that was the only word that can come out of his mouth but before I could express my mind, Collins touched me from behind. I turned to notice that he was holding an empty gallon of fuel with a pitiful look on his face. That moment I understood why Victor said 'fuvk'.

"What?" I asked Collins.

"Omor, baba, fuel done finish o, I been think say the birthday go don start and finish since, but people come late. And I no get one naira for body now. Abeg you fit help me with 5hundred there?" He cheerfully replied.

I was red with rage, like I wasn't concerned that the birthday wasn't mine, I was ashamed that I could be introduced to Grace's squad on a day that things were falling apart. It was a slap to my reputation. I angrily Gave Collins the money for fuel, he still had audacity to ask for bike fare also. Seriously!!!!!!!!

After 15 long, miserable, slow minutes, the gen was brought back to life like Lazarus, then another problem started. The gen started tripping off when ever the DJ plays the music too loud. They had to settle for a compromise whereby the music was set for a volume fit for a burial ceremony. Tears filled my eyes.

I couldn't withhold Grace or her squad again as I let them into the compound, that moment, Collins friends began to pour him water, not even pure water. I had enough of the shenanigans so I turned and walked away, gathering the squad with me.

I informed them that I had an after party planned for them. They didn't complain or ask me any questions, they simply followed me like lambs to the slaughter. We got to the road before Grace bursted out laughing, soon everyone joined her in laughter, we didn't need a soothsayer to tell us that we just witnessed the most useless birthday party ever.

We branched to a nearby bar, where it is said, that first Impressions matter. Mehn, we ball till everyone went home staggering. That night, for the first time, Grace out bleeped me, eh, I did the fucking but she was literally insatiable. I ran out of steam and passed out jare. Man shall not leave on sex alone.

As for that jonzing niqqa called Collins, hmm. His reward is in heaven......

Still I Rock!!!!!!

lanreabbey:
Chai,,, Uduak don over spoil

shiiii, no too loud am

Dammyseyon:
Omo your story is so exciting and captivating. Do sharp update abeg

I don drop update sire

{Side note: this is not the end of this chapter, there's one more birthday story which I'll share as the concluding part of this chapter. I'm so high right now, my brain is going into over drive. Concluding chapter drops by 10.pm. Please don't ask why I'm stoned by 3pm on a Monday afternoon.... Long story}


I'm literally tired of typing... Hahahahaha, make I play FIFA small biko...

and where are the 'likes' crew members na. I could easily get 40 likes if I share a sexcapede in the sexuality section. And it's a hidden thread o. Make una give me small motivation as una no wan comment na

no be say we no want to comment but we don't want to derail the thread.... still you Rock

This update too funny abeg ....

Na greeting passerbys casually like say nothing happen for make me give am headbutt

Concluding Chapter



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Victor's birthday

Victor's birthday was ten days after Collins. Ofcourse nobody gave that motherfucker an invitation. Even if we did, shame wouldn't have allowed him show face because Grace vehemently tongue lashed him on phone two days after his botch birthday party. Victor was still in the dark in the relationship between Ada and Ike, so Ike's was the first name on the list. Ada went bonkers when she discovered but there was little to nothing that she could do without blowing the lid off the cooking pot.

Since I was acting the part of joker, I told Grace, my Harley Quinn what was on ground, she was pissed at me for betraying my supposed friend. She kept her mouth shut to watch the unfolding drama.
Luckily for Ada, Victor stupidly felt that inviting his side chicks, Exs, crushes, e.t.c was a good idea. When I later ask him. He said, he wanted the girls to come see his new hot chick. Like seriously!!!

Folks were already trooping into the birthday venue. We had rented a hotel's bar, so we had the services of DJ and three waiters assigned to us. As usual, Ada and co took their time to make a stunning entrance. All eyes were on them as they walked in. I was pressing my phone when Ike began dashing me hot slaps in excitement. I looked up and smiled. He was seated with me while Victor was at the opposite side of the table.

I was keenly watching the unfolding drama. While Grace walked up to me. Ada just stood at the center of the table trying to decide who to go for first. After seconds, she choosed her money bag over lover boy. Victor's mouth went wide with shock, I raised my glass up to him in mock toast as Ada embraced Ike and kissed his forehead. Then she whispered something to Ike and walked towards Victor.

She embraced Victor, perked his cheek. Wisphered something to him too and walked back towards Ike and I, she sat in between Ike and I, Grace sat by my other side.

Victor was burning angry flames out of his nostrils but he kept calm and continued with his big day. Fortunately for him, he had lots of pawns to play with cause in minutes he was rocking one girl with big yansh pass Ada own. Ada was fuming near me but there was nothing she could do that moment.

What do you all think? Victor would win? Nah!!! So after the niqqa had rocked every available ass on the dance floor. He still was gonna pass the night in Ada's place. And dude was expecting birthday sex. Now, Ada got back at him by hoarding pussy that night. He countered by bringing up Ike's issue, she countered back by reminding him of the various girls he was rocking earlier. They kept arguing for hours while Grace and I bleeped like rabbits.

By morning, Ada and Victor had broken up. Victor was forming Van Damme at first, but after sitting at home for two days and she hadn't call or texted, he covered Shame and started bombing her phone with apology and love text messages. Ike and I were having a double date with Ada and Grace when Victor's texts began pouring in. She bursted out laughing, Grace joined in the laughter after reading the text, they codedly passed the phone under the table to me, I simply grunted and passed the phone back.

Will y'all believe it when I say, after kissing and romancing Ike before taking bike home with a bag full of cash, Ada called Victor over, they settled in minutes and boy did he fuvk shit outta Ada's pussy.

The next morning, they had reached a compromise. Ada was to continue dating Ike, while any financial gain would be shared between them.

As for me the traitor, Victor couldn't attempt confronting me about being left in the dark. I had so much dirt to bury his relationship with Ada. Atleast he was glad that he was still the main niqqa.


Hmm, all I have to say is "fear woman", and to all the brothers that think because they are well loaded, they don't need street sense to handle babes, na their blokos go clap.....

Still I Rock....

End of Chapter 2

Cylovee:
no be say we no want to comment but we don't want to derail the thread.... still you Rock

Ma'am, lemme be the one to draw the line on when comments become derailling. As long as it concerns the story. I don't mind at all.


Just as I said to Ayomide, I intended taking a week off before starting book 2 but his comment pricked my heart so I cut short my holiday and continued.

Hope you grab, seeing comments shows that folks like what they are reading.

swiz123:
This update too funny abeg ....

Na greeting passerbys casually like say nothing happen for make me give am headbutt

I've developed a torture room in my heart where I always imagine the nastiest things I want to do to people. So as I stared at Collins, I was already mercilessly caning his balls while he hangs upside by the legs....

Baba make we no go too far before Pantami track my IP address

That's it folks. See una tomorrow....

I dey fear who no fear woman because wetin them use my eyes see..mouth no fit talk am
Atm i dey drag games with most of em sha
But you're really trying bruv

Therock5555:
That's it folks. See una tomorrow....

the way women play with men feelings. Thanks for the update... Till tomorrow.

Ada is a typical example of a Nigerian babe, Grace on the other hand get white mentality. They won't cheat buy would sniff life out of you. Grace was a maniac in her own way but if you were to pick between she or Ada who would it be? I enjoy your write up man, big ups!

Ayomide119:
I dey fear who no fear woman because wetin them use my eyes see..mouth no fit talk am
Atm i dey drag games with most of em sha
But you're really trying bruv

There was a reason the devil first approached a woman in the garden. The right woman is the greatest weapon a man could possess but been with a wrong one could send you to your untimely grave. Either way, fear women

But how person go wan do birthday party when him no get money Birthday party no be by force if you no get leave am, but no because people dey do you self wan do now see disgrace.

Na why if person invite me for birthday i no dey carry person follow body. If the party make sense my luck, if the celebrant dey Jones i can't easily cut out. No be say i go carry you person come now party no go come make sense, omo shame fit kill me.

For ike mind now him don arrive based on say funds dey e go shock am for every relationship money is important but common sense is importanter.

Dammyseyon:


There was a reason the devil first approached a woman in the garden. The right woman is the greatest weapon a man could possess but been with a wrong one could send you to your untimely grave. Either way, fear women

You're right Dammyseyon. Even with the right woman you need to be uptight with your games because anytime you looseguard then you're in a big trouble.
The only time advisable you could get relaxed with them is when both of you are old aged

TheRock thanks for these posts eh. Have missed real stories/experiences on NL.

Those of us wey no sabi write, make we just dey read and hail those who do

Thank you Bruff!!!

Ayomide119:

You're right Dammyseyon. Even with the right woman you need to be uptight with your games because anytime you looseguard then you're in a big trouble.
The only time advisable you could get relaxed with them is when both of you are old aged

bros woman matter no get loose time. even in old age prove that your upstairs is intact simple as abc

ashatoda:


bros woman matter no get loose time. even in old age prove that your upstairs is intact simple as abc

Omo I was about to type this too, guess you outpaced me. You absolutely right. Irrespective of the age, fear women

chai , shalaya oooo therock555 ,we are interested to know about the infamous five.
more intense to your memory and grease to your pen .