Bon Appétit

Lala

I still don't know how some ppl consume these poisoned creatures like dem r a delicacy.

AlhajiNatty:
I remember when Izuchukwu, my lodge mate in Hilltop during our school days at UNN ate this same kind of crawling beauty.
Izu after killing and cleaning up the crawling beauty, he used some of the meat to prepare a sumptuous meal of Egusi and the ones he smoked over a fire for three days before he used them for stew.
I no go lie. I have never been more tempted to join in a snake meal. But what saved me (and other lodgemates) from the impeding doom was that Izu was known for his akagum. And so that was how my guy within one week devoured his Snake food, alone.
We woke up one morning to see a swollen Izu face. His mouth was so badly twisted.
Ever since then, I have had this strong resolve never to go near lalasticlala's favorite meal.

It's an abomination for one person only to consume a whole snake.. ask anywhere they gon tell you.

I smell revenge from the mum y'all better relocate

clockwisereport:


Ka gini mezie?

Lol..ike gwuru

Thank God

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ObeyPaul:
Today is my girlfriend's birthday

she is been fvcked by her bestie as we speak after collecting 2k from her magas in her dm

tillaman:

Let’s hear what righteousness89 has to say about this

Behold if not the his mom sighted the sick and raised the alarm,it would have been a different story this I have seen

AlhajiNatty:
I remember when Izuchukwu, my lodge mate in Hilltop during our school days at UNN ate this same kind of crawling beauty.
Izu after killing and cleaning up the crawling beauty, he used some of the meat to prepare a sumptuous meal of Egusi and the ones he smoked over a fire for three days before he used them for stew.
I no go lie. I have never been more tempted to join in a snake meal. But what saved me (and other lodgemates) from the impeding doom was that Izu was known for his akagum. And so that was how my guy within one week devoured his Snake food, alone.
We woke up one morning to see a swollen Izu face. His mouth was so badly twisted.
Ever since then, I have had this strong resolve never to go near lalasticlala's favorite meal.

Nairaland Einsteins without laboratory will debunk this your story and call it African mentality. Some will abuse you for believing in such superstitious nonsense in this 2021. They will never leave the comfort of their mommy's breast to make research but will debunk anything the white man hasn't proven scientifically. Slavery is still in existence whether we deny it or not. Mental slavery.

ValCon888:
You guys just won the lottery. Go and thank your mum for her eagle eyes spotting this extremely fast creature before it went into hiding.
That's a juvenile black mamba.
By the size you can tell it hasn't grown into full adulthood. But the bite is just as deadly.

Check your environment carefully because I don't know why the deadliest snake in Africa wants to use your house as its home.

Not black mamba. We don't have mambas in this territories. They are in the southern parts of Africa.
That thing looks like an African bush cobra

If that's it, then that shit right there is death personified.

OlayemiAshraf:
Where's the inside pot view ....

I can relate bro..

But this kind of snake is too venomous,
I don't think it's eatable

Bmaster:
I can relate bro..

But this kind of snake is too venomous,
I don't think it's eatable

It is. Though I don't subscribe to it.
Firstly, remove the venom gland.
Ordinarily, if you drink venom, it won't harm you except you have a sore in your mouth. Venom is protein/enzyme( sounds funny right),
It can be destroyed by the gastric juice ( hydrochloric acid) in the stomach that digest food.
In Asia (china) people drink venom with hot drinks

plant a tree ...plant a tree...
i can never leave a single tree standing in my house, if i own a house ,i will make sure everywhere is free of grass plants, trees and poultry , thats where those snakes go to, i no want wahala for my self

Olam09:

It's an abomination for one person only to consume a whole snake.. ask anywhere they gon tell you.

when I said it was bad omen for someone to witness snake swallowing it's prey without running away for safety,so many morons were quoting and abusing their lineage. One in particular was asking who made it bad omen, maybe you can help me tell the dummy too that it's a taboo for one person to finish a whole snake because he will still ask you who made it taboo. So many kids on this forum claiming to be intelligent.

GorillaApp:

It is. Though I don't subscribe to it.
Firstly, remove the venom gland.
Ordinarily, if you drink venom, it won't harm you except you have a sore in your mouth. Venom is protein/enzyme( sounds funny right),
It can be destroyed by the gastric juice ( hydrochloric acid) in the stomach that digest food.
In Asia (china) people drink venom with hot drinks

AlhajiNatty:
I remember when Izuchukwu, my lodge mate in Hilltop during our school days at UNN ate this same kind of crawling beauty.
Izu after killing and cleaning up the crawling beauty, he used some of the meat to prepare a sumptuous meal of Egusi and the ones he smoked over a fire for three days before he used them for stew.
I no go lie. I have never been more tempted to join in a snake meal. But what saved me (and other lodgemates) from the impeding doom was that Izu was known for his akagum. And so that was how my guy within one week devoured his Snake food, alone.
We woke up one morning to see a swollen Izu face. His mouth was so badly twisted.
Ever since then, I have had this strong resolve never to go near lalasticlala's favorite meal.

Hope he survived?

Aw much ?
I get like 2

Chatflick:
I'm buying Ebay accounts registered from 2018 below. WhatsApp me, check my signature

You dey live with bamboo for your compound and you dey surprised to see snake.. get used to it already.

Unfortunately bamboo is not easily uprooted.

moriss33:
Aw much ?
I get like 2

Kindly send me a WhatsApp message. My number is on my signature

Olam09:

It's an abomination for one person only to consume a whole snake.. ask anywhere they gon tell you.

lexy2014 come still ask ur stupid questions.

Demmyking103:
That's a Yobe Spitting Viper. You're very lucky.

no be only yobe na damaturu

Spending123:


Why do you guys like celebrating rubbish? We wey the chop FTC like food back to back we done die?

Lol I weak

ValCon888:
You guys just won the lottery. Go and thank your mum for her eagle eyes spotting this extremely fast creature before it went into hiding.
That's a juvenile black mamba.
By the size you can tell it hasn't grown into full adulthood. But the bite is just as deadly.

Check your environment carefully because I don't know why the deadliest snake in Africa wants to use your house as its home.

That's not a mamba

That snake is deadly
Thank God for ur life
Pls always watch for funny movements in the house

JenniferEkubo:
no be only yobe na damaturu

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Henuell:
It was Tuesday morning

Thankfully there was still light but the bulbs were turned off then my mom was clocking in the kitchen. When she came out she turned on the lobby light as she'd noticed something black move as she had the chance to identify it as a snake before it went into hiding.

Raised alarm as all the family marched to the living room leaving my dad and elder bro in the lobby searching for it.

I didn't care about the size cause If we couldn't get it then
...but to cut the long story short when I went outside to pee cause I was too scared to use the bathroom that was when my dad saw it.
I missed the fight tho but still am happy its gone.

Question: Abeg shebi the mama fit dey around cause pile of bamboo dey behind our house, behind my room window to be precised.

Make there's no open spaces in your door and windows when everywhere is locked. Also move the bamboos far away from the house.

And finally, make sure you eradicate as many rats and other little animals as possible from your home because rats and lizards (even wall geckos) can attract snakes to any home.

ekene101:
lexy2014 come still ask ur stupid questions.

Which still begs d simple question which u have failed to answer: who made it a bad omen?