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“If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by pocohantas(f): 8:10pm On Jun 01, 2021
This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.

In his words;
If you as my wife meet my side chick in a mall and you choose disrespect me by making a show of it , the babe respects me and keeps her calm. I am upgrading her to wife, end of story...


A king I stan. grin

What do you think?

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by DontBullshitMe: 8:11pm On Jun 01, 2021
Polygamy over infidelity (having side chicks).

Only cowards have side-chicks. tongue

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by GboyegaD(m): 8:17pm On Jun 01, 2021
Hmmm...I feel this one just wants to trend.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Barbiturate(m): 8:20pm On Jun 01, 2021
Mr olushola, why would you have a gf when you have a wife at home?
You want her to respect you by not confronting your gf but you disrespected her first, by having an affair outside your marriage, throwing all your wedding vows to the gutters. You should be ashamed of putting this up at your age

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Kondomatic(m): 8:22pm On Jun 01, 2021
Says the man that disrespects his wife and dishonors his marriage.

Nonsense and UK medical trip.

If you like upgrade the side chick to "Town-Head" las las she will still catch you with another "just friend" that you upgraded to her former position and the circle continues.

I will still be here to type "pele" when a daughter of second Timothy finally bathes you with acid.


What do I even know?.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by olabrinks(f): 8:46pm On Jun 01, 2021
See this agbaya supposed to be preparing for grave he is talking about side chick this and that. Na wa

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Twoclans(f): 8:54pm On Jun 01, 2021
If I talk my own now ,they will say twoclans na ashawo and na side chic supporter angry


Let me respect my old age lipsrsealed

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 9:03pm On Jun 01, 2021
A fvcking Alpha malegrin

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by ChiefSosa(m): 9:04pm On Jun 01, 2021
Some people never grow up, they just grow old. His white hair would've fooled people into thinking he's sensible. If you respect yourself, your marriage, your wife and possibly kids, why would you go about having a side chick? This is not about being an "Alpha male", this is just about COMMON SENSE. If you met your wife with her Side guy in public, would you be quiet? She is human and emotions can make her do anything at the moment.
Life isn't as complicated as y'all make it seem. When I'm single, I can do as I like with anyone I please, as long as its consensual and of age.
When I'm in a relationship, I stick with one female. Nobody forced me into a relationship and nobody will force me to stay if I lose interest. If I want kids without sticking to one woman, then I have baby mamas.
If I'm married and I want more than one person, the I go for polygamous marriage or have an open relationship, that'll be done with the consent of my partner. Aye o le f'eni to ni gbagbo pe aye o le

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by NoToPile: 9:05pm On Jun 01, 2021
Nawa

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by NtiObaEneke(f): 9:54pm On Jun 01, 2021
See his nose like bellows. So this puffy cheeked baboon is threatening to upgrade side chick to wife? Upgrade kee you dia! Shameless adulterer

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Biglittlelois(f): 9:56pm On Jun 01, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
A fvcking Alpha malegrin


On top cheating abi? Never knew being an Alpha male means bragging with side chicks....

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Biglittlelois(f): 9:59pm On Jun 01, 2021
Some men aren't worth the confrontation at all, I mean look at him, just look at the specimen undecided some wives are trying sha.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Magnoliaa(f): 10:37pm On Jun 01, 2021
pocohantas:
This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan. grin

What do you think?

I'm speechless... fest hof hall. Lemme *collate* my thoughts. So I'm done thinking, calling on my eons-old muse to drop this inspired take.

I admire the man. I really, deeply admire him. I mean where are men like this? In this age? A man who doesn't take nonsense and can put women in their place?

This is obviously a man who can set his house in order, and and... In this age when husband is scarce is where some women are going to be fighting side chick? No, na she marry the man? undecided Her post for the house never set, she still dey compromise, omo, any woman wey get audacity reach that level go dey fight women wey dey help am take care of husband should better get ready to have herself replaced. Yeah, 'cos desperate chicks are out there, and if one of them manage to snag that position (because tbh men nowadays have become disillusioned with modern women filling their heads with equality crap and fake life on social media) and so, bye bye to her revered post oh. There is no shame greater than a woman leaving husband's house to now go back and... go where? Start from where?

Las las, he wee do and come back to you. E never finish? And you will now show the true, caring love he couldn't get from those girls in his old age. So I really am seeing a lot to pick from this tweet. Marry with the expectation that it rains everywhere, I mean even in hellfire, it does.

Some men won't even tell you what they'll do to you if you ever try to disgrace them like this, it'll be your beating waiting for you at home...

So just to conclude, this man is a very sensible, lenient and not to forget, African man to the core. When you know another woman can be promoted over you, tell me how you won't give yourself brain and not misbehave now. Tell me. This'll make every woman sit up.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 11:03pm On Jun 01, 2021
Biglittlelois:



On top cheating abi? Never knew being an Alpha male means bragging with side chicks....

I was being sarcastic grin grin

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Magnoliaa(f): 11:13pm On Jun 01, 2021
Twoclans:
If I talk my own now ,they will say twoclans na ashawo and na side chic supporter angry


Let me respect my old age lipsrsealed

Talk joor. grin cheesy Nobody can do you anything. I'm behind you.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by chatinent: 11:17pm On Jun 01, 2021
Finally, I agree that it's not all old men who are wise. Some very foolish young men grew old too.

Hire me for your assignments writing (simulation too).

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by 1Sharon(f): 11:20pm On Jun 01, 2021
This is old

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by cooooooks(m): 12:30am On Jun 02, 2021
Side wetin.

You want to die at your young old age?

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Twoclans(f): 12:51am On Jun 02, 2021
Magnoliaa:


Talk joor. grin cheesy Nobody can do you anything. I'm behind you.

With magnoliaa at all my sides I willl talk grin

When the era of attacking side chics was raining I said it countless times ,as a wife never attack a side chic physically or verbally in a public place.It never pays you as a wife to do that.

With the covid lockdown and movement restriction who else has noticed that attack on side chics is on an all time low. Madam has gotten enough dick thanks to lockdown and 95% are pregnant so oga can be with side chic in peace now.

I stand with him the only problem is that 95% of side chics do not want to be upgraded to a wife.Who wife help?.I will rather be a side chic to Dangote than be a wife to nwAmaikpe of nairaland.

Good side chics are important for a mans sanity,regardless of our disdain for side chics the truth is that side chics keeps a man sane.They will always have a place in the society.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vision101(m): 2:40am On Jun 02, 2021
@Biglittlelois
Some men aren't worth the confrontation at all, I mean look at him, just look at the specimen undecided some wives are trying sha.



@me
Hahahaha....... this one pain you well well

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vision101(m): 2:51am On Jun 02, 2021
@Twoclans

With magnoliaa at all my sides I willl talk grin

When the era of attacking side chics was raining I said it countless times ,as a wife never attack a side chic physically or verbally in a public place.It never pays you as a wife to do that.

With the covid lockdown and movement restriction who else has noticed that attack on side chics is on an all time low. Madam has gotten enough dick thanks to lockdown and 95% are pregnant so oga can be with side chic in peace now.

I stand with him the only problem is that 95% of side chics do not want to be upgraded to a wife.Who wife help?.I will rather be a side chic to Dangote than be a wife to nwAmaikpe of nairaland.

Good side chics are important for a mans sanity,regardless of our disdain for side chics the truth is that side chics keeps a man sane.They will always have a place in the society.


@me
Good..... with this your approval I will start looking for a side chic immediately. You people should pity them now. It's not easy out there. Help a sister. There is love in sharing. After all the future is female.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by cococandy(f): 4:32am On Jun 02, 2021
olabrinks:
See this agbaya supposed to be preparing for grave he is talking about side chick this and that. Na wa

How do they prepare for grave?
Nairalanders won’t kill me grin

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by cococandy(f): 4:36am On Jun 02, 2021
Now is he talking to his wife or is he talking to us? Because this does not concern us. He should calmly explain this to his wife at home and have them both come to agreement on the openness of their marriage.

Or..... is he still single , fantasizing about an imaginary wife that he hopes to mistreat when the time comes? We may never know.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Kondomatic(m): 7:05am On Jun 02, 2021
Twoclans:
If I talk my own now ,they will say twoclans na ashawo and na side chic supporter angry


Let me respect my old age lipsrsealed
Nothing from you will surprise us joor.


After all your name nah Two Clans so we already know that you're "a double double" person grin




Good morning

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by fati2001(m): 7:33am On Jun 02, 2021
pocohantas:
This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan. grin

What do you think?

WELL CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT!!!


I JUST PITY SOME WOMEN.

MANY GOD GIVE EVERY RESPONSIBLE PERSON A GOOD AND WONDERFUL PARTNER...

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by iamyemiakins(m): 7:48am On Jun 02, 2021
You o.
Ur wife o
Ur sidechick o.

Ori gbogbo yin ti daru

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Klass99(f): 7:51am On Jun 02, 2021
smiley

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by bukatyne(f): 8:16am On Jun 02, 2021
Twoclans:


With magnoliaa at all my sides I willl talk grin

When the era of attacking side chics was raining I said it countless times ,as a wife never attack a side chic physically or verbally in a public place.It never pays you as a wife to do that.

With the covid lockdown and movement restriction who else has noticed that attack on side chics is on an all time low. Madam has gotten enough dick thanks to lockdown and 95% are pregnant so oga can be with side chic in peace now.

I stand with him the only problem is that 95% of side chics do not want to be upgraded to a wife.Who wife help?.I will rather be a side chic to Dangote than be a wife to nwAmaikpe of nairaland.

Good side chics are important for a mans sanity,regardless of our disdain for side chics the truth is that side chics keeps a man sane.They will always have a place in the society.

@bold:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by bukatyne(f): 8:20am On Jun 02, 2021
@Fighting side chics: it is as stupid as treating the fever from Malaria without ensuring mosquitoes don't come into your house anymore.

After fighting Shade, prepare to fight Titi, Ngozi, Halima, Cynthia etc.

Or face your husband who is the source of your problems.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Liposure: 9:28am On Jun 02, 2021
Shame on all side chicks repellents. You will not confront your husbands who is the problem but you have the effontery and audacity to confront ms side chick who is only doing her job. Shame on you. Its like leaving goliath to face david.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by nautybride: 11:17am On Jun 02, 2021
Good for him. A woman should always find a way to be relevant than being somebody's woman. Don't limit yourself in life.

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