I don't do snakes.
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AlhajiNatty:
I remember when Izuchukwu, my lodge mate in Hilltop during our school days at UNN ate this same kind of crawling beauty.
Izu after killing and cleaning up the crawling beauty, he used some of the meat to prepare a sumptuous meal of Egusi and the ones he smoked over a fire for three days before he used them for stew.
I no go lie. I have never been more tempted to join in a snake meal. But what saved me (and other lodgemates) from the impeding doom was that Izu was known for his akagum. And so that was how my guy within one week devoured his Snake food, alone.
We woke up one morning to see a swollen Izu face. His mouth was so badly twisted.
Ever since then, I have had this strong resolve never to go near lalasticlala's favorite meal.

AlhajiNatty:
I remember when Izuchukwu, my lodge mate in Hilltop during our school days at UNN ate this same kind of crawling beauty.
Izu after killing and cleaning up the crawling beauty, he used some of the meat to prepare a sumptuous meal of Egusi and the ones he smoked over a fire for three days before he used them for stew.
I no go lie. I have never been more tempted to join in a snake meal. But what saved me (and other lodgemates) from the impeding doom was that Izu was known for his akagum. And so that was how my guy within one week devoured his Snake food, alone.
We woke up one morning to see a swollen Izu face. His mouth was so badly twisted.
Ever since then, I have had this strong resolve never to go near lalasticlala's favorite meal.

how did the snake cause it?

chukwuibuipob:
Hope Ur mama nor pray Holy Ghost Fireeeeeeeeee/call it village pipu

Not reallu

lexy2014:


Which still begs d simple question which u have failed to answer: who made it a bad omen?

Ask your grandfather if ur brain doesn't comprehend that it's spiritual stuff.

ekene101:
Ask your grandfather if ur brain doesn't comprehend that it's spiritual stuff.

U have yet again failed to answer d question: who made it a bad omen?

lexy2014:


U have yet again failed to answer d question: who made it a bad omen?

how did sense escape your head?

ekene101:
how did sense escape your head?

Mr. Sense, u have yet again failed to answer d question: who made it a bad omen?

lexy2014:


Mr. Sense, u have yet again failed to answer d question: who made it a bad omen?

ask your grandfather if English dey hard ur small skull to comprehend.

ekene101:
ask your grandfather if English dey hard ur small skull to comprehend.

Since u can comprehend, y have u failed to answer d simple question: who made it a bad omen?

lexy2014:


All u have said have failed to answer d simple question: WHO made it a bad omen?

ask the witch doctors in ur village,u will get the answer u seek..jog along boy

ekene101:
ask the witch doctors in ur village,u will get the answer u seek..jog along boy

Man, u have failed yet ag6 to answer d simple question: WHO made it a bad omen?

lexy2014:


Man, u have failed yet ag6 to answer d simple question: WHO made it a bad omen?

ask your father

ekene101:
ask your father

u have failed yet again to answer d simple question: WHO made it a bad omen?

lexy2014:


u have failed yet again to answer d simple question: WHO made it a bad omen?

ask your father

ekene101:
ask your father

Did u ask ur father before u claimed that it is a bad omen? Meanwhile, WHO made it a bad omen?

Really

So what should I do with the snake you killed in your house??

Henuell:
It was Tuesday morning

Thankfully there was still light but the bulbs were turned off then my mom was clocking in the kitchen. When she came out she turned on the lobby light as she'd noticed something black move as she had the chance to identify it as a snake before it went into hiding.

Raised alarm as all the family marched to the living room leaving my dad and elder bro in the lobby searching for it.

I didn't care about the size cause If we couldn't get it then
...but to cut the long story short when I went outside to pee cause I was too scared to use the bathroom that was when my dad saw it.
I missed the fight tho but still am happy its gone.

Question: Abeg shebi the mama fit dey around cause pile of bamboo dey behind our house, behind my room window to be precised.

Gone are the days on nairaland when we could easily identify snakes and how harmful they were to we humans..most brilliant minds are no longer here

ekene101:
your father did and if you aren't satisfied,ask your mother.. ozuor

U haven't answered d question: Did u ask ur father before u claimed that it is a bad omen? WHO made it a bad omen?

ekene101:
yes I did ask ur cheapskate dad and he told me his cheapestskatest father told him his ancestors told him because he also told me your lineage is encrypted with daftedness and stupidity. Sakaswine..

Which doesn't in anyway answer this question: WHO made it a bad omen?

ekene101:
your SIMP grandfather,you are SIMP-ly stewphid

Still doesn't in anyway answer this question: WHO made it a bad omen?

KingMack:



Gone are the days on nairaland when we could easily identify snakes and how harmful they were to we humans..most brilliant minds are no longer here

Actually some are still lingering
Tho some gave me names which I search and were accurate but not absolute