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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by DannyG8(m): 7:57pm On Jun 02, 2021
Lolz
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Rimsd(m): 8:53pm On Jun 02, 2021
Started from the bottom now we here...

Started from the bottom now we here...

Nice story

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 12:48am On Jun 03, 2021
Hi guys, its been awhile, the lack of comments sef weak me...

And I fell sick... Anyway I'm getting better...

I wrote a long story for the other thread I'm following, e don tey wey I drop something for them....

Make una no worry, make I drop the PG version for una... If you know where to find the rest, good for y'all...

We muveee....

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 12:50am On Jun 03, 2021
Somewhere in Nasarawa...

31-5-2021

This is a date I'll never forget in a hurry. First it started as every normal day, while at work, everything was going smooth but I had this I'll feeling that everything wasn't alright. I couldn't tell but I could feel it. By 12pm my body system changed. I began feeling feverish. Shit, I knew that malaria has finally lay it's filthy hands on me. I been think say na just normal thing but before 1pm I had threw up trice. Each time I became more weaker, I was barely standing so I called one of my colleague and handed over responsibility to him and rushed home to get my hospital card. After test, na malaria/typhoid nai dey worry me, naso them nack me enough drugs to last two life times.

I declined being admitted in the hospital that afternoon, I just took my drugs and left the hospital then went straight to a guest house cause I wasn't sure if light would be at home.

I slept till 5pm when a call woke me up, I was feeling much better already when I realize say na my guy from Abuja wey just turn up, baba brought back lots of AZ. Mehn I forget sickness, go track am. I just collected my own share of the AZ and pocketed it, na MJ nai I just dey blow jejely cause my temperature still dey do anyhow. And I needed the cruise to regain appetite because I never chop since when I puked my lungs tire.

Second piece of badnews come land. I hear say one babe wey I been dey chyke don marry. Say she carry belly for one boy, naso her parents dash the boy. Girl of just 17... Omor I weak o. See babe wey I be wan straff but paper chase too hot. She come find me for house good 6 times but I no dey ever dey house and she no get phone, and the only time we met, she promise to kill me with sex but she emphasized on No Rubbers. I tell her till them nah... See my luck, another brother don collect the gbese. Make she no reason am oo, make she born that pikin first, I still dey line.

Naso I reach house by 7pm, shit, light still no dey, I branch go Mai Shayi (tea seller) shop, go chaw better tea with bread and eggs. I asked for second round, I come reason say customers too much for the man head, I waited 15 minutes before he served me the first time, I no fit stress myself again na, untop my money oo. I waka go house go take my drugs. Still no light...

I climb bike enter mini mart, charter enough junks cause na wetin my belly want that moment. Shey na the too much hustle make me succumb to Malaria(walahi my last week for wickedly frustrating, hustle no just gree pay, everybody dey prospone payment till months end(May). I top am up with yourghurt and added more cigs.

Still no light at home, kukuma kill me na. I vex carry chair go sit for opposite my compound, shops in front done close, I just hide for one vintage corner, spread out my goodies, wrap two blunts and started doing my thing. (Guys try smoking dope and eating cookies...) grin grin

After about 30 minutes I enter house. Direct to bed. My phone was about 4% when I came home earlier, na why I been just dey frustrated cause I needed to go to work the next morning as early as 6am. My boss knew I was sick but that Igbo man no get vacation for him calendar, I knew he'll call me, so I set my phone to schedule on by 5:59am.. I no bother set alarm make e no kill my battery before calls come in.

Naso I crash... I never enter level 1 for dream world when person chop liver bang for my door. I ignored it at first but the person get craze pass me. Naso the person begin shout my name. It took me just two seconds to recognize the voice and jumped out of bed.

As I open the door, she baby MO dressed in a mini black gown, she plait this big braids wey dey reach waist, na even green weaves she use sef. Na she be the last person wey I expect to see that night.

A little back story..... After I broke up with that my chick of four years, I promised myself that I was gonna fuvk atleast 5 of her friends... This girl at my door na number 3. She's the most petite babe i'ved ever dated. She's totally not my specs but since na revenge mission, I didn't care. Mehn, the babe don turn bone for my neck sef, I don try dismiss her tire but no matter how much I yarn her bullshit, she dey always return. Well the dick is too good joor.

Before I go talk, she embraced me and walked in o. Naso sleep clear my eyes, I begin wrap AZ for her, wrapped two sticks of MJ for myself, next thing babe dey complain of hunger, as I no want noise, I just wear cloth, put small money for pocket, grab my useless power bank wey dey good for torchlight only, if I plug phone, e go die within 5 minutes. Imagine I wasted 7k to buy an upgraded touch with 20000mah capacity. Ahhh, thunder would fire that abøkī seller.

The mai shayi wey I visit earlier don run out of everything and no shop was open by then, heavy rain been fall earlier so everywhere cool die. The mama say if she no chop, she no fit sleep. Naso we trek tire till we see bike. Babe wey say she dey hungry, come dey direct the bike man to one popular 24hours suya joint in town, I no talk, I just climb bike.

As we land, I tell her to wait untop bike make I buy the suya and drinks, as I dey talk to the suya man, I heard her voice laughing. I turned, damn, like fours guys cover her, one of them held the back of her neck and dragged her off the bike. She stylishly embraced the guy that held her earlier. Me I just pretend like say I no see anything.

I settle the suya man and went to get drinks. As I come back, I no see the babe, bike man was smiling sheepishly, I knew that shit had hit the fan. I ask am where the girl, he pointed a dark corner to me, say she go there. Shit, I just pay the man make him waka.

I stroll go there, kai, see my babe with five guys, I immediately code wetin dey sup, na strong men full there. The girl na Bella.

I waka reach the one wey hold her hand, I come greet am, give am handshake, baba bounce my hand. He was like, who you be? Get tout. Like seriously? See small boys wey dey chance me, e pain me eh cause on a normal day, na sir them for dey call me.

As I dey try talk again, the werey say him no sabi speak English, say make I talk to am with Hausa language. Kai, I just close mouth dey look am. Two more guys reached our side, come dey ask wetin sup. Bros begin explain with Hausa language thinking I don't understand. He said the babe na him own, he saw her with me, and he's taking her home with him. Them begin ask the babe, if na true or not, babe just dey stammer, she know say if she fuvkup, she go collect. Naso she dey beat around the bush, dey try explain to them say she no like the guy again, omor the guy say na there him own love start, say if na love I dey give her, he would give her better, if na money, him go drop all him life savings for her. The only thing be say the babe must follow am go house.

The babe just dey ask am to free her but the dude no gree. Me I just stand dey watch the foolish drama. I even put stick of rothmans switch for mouth, light am dey blow for them, make them know say I no get joy too. As the matter wan dey too long, boys don surround me already, turned out that most of them knew both of them together, so I was more of an intruder.

I begin weigh my options. One. Dude na Muslim, I dey their area, na him boys full there, even the folks wey gather, nobody even bother chuck mouth, they were waiting for a classic beat down.
Two. I no even well. So let's say I even wan reason para, I no get strength for this kind rubbish.

Three. Even though I have a black belt in kung Fu, I won't be able to take on all of them, while protecting the damsel in distress and my precious suya and drinks. And those boys are always armed. Oh please, I trowey the idea even before I think am finish.

I just walked up to the girl and asked for my power bank cause she was holding it. She shock eh, wan come dey yarn me some nonsense. Naso another guy grab the power bank, come say make I give am cable make him charge him phone or else him no go give me back. I was like, are you fuvking kidding me?

That other guy quickly collect am and give me, say na him babe be him problem not my power bank. Naso I turn waka dey go, babe start to cry dey beg the guy to free her. I go where light dey, dey reason wetin to do next, las las nothing I fit do, the babe had it coming since... I stop the first bike I saw and went home.

Pour the meat inside bowl, open my drink dey enjoy myself dey go. The girl phone and keys dey my room. I thought of her, I begin wan regret leaving her there, mehn it was either me or her na. I check time from her phone, it was already past midnight.

Naso I remain small meat and kept it for morning top up. I go crash again. For my dream, I dey hear sound of approaching bike. My subconsciousness tell me say that one no be dream, say that bike is coming to house. Like play I open eye, I still dey hear bike sounds, not even one, I dashed out immediately with my wallet and went to peep from gate, walahi the bike stop for my gate, two bikes, the girl was on one, two police men was on the second. She told them that she'll go call her boyfriend to come settle them, my mind calm down. Before she knock, I open gate, pass her my wallet and went back in, I no want make the men sight me. She came back few minutes later, found our that she removed 2k.

First thing wey comot from my mouth was, "damn babe, I think you've got nine lives. How did you do it?"

Naso her mouth open waaaaaaaa like tap, she begin change am for me oo, say I'm not a caring boyfriend, say those guys na her men them, say them wan know if I truly like her, say when I leave her, she been dey drag with them. Till police wey dey patrol show up, say na there the guy begin say na play him been dey play.

Say popo been dey say why I no wait to find out what would happen to her. She claim say naso the boy dey do, say him don toast her she no gree so him dey always behave like that if he jam her with guy. Say I for defend her.

I change am for her, tell her say if she be me, she for fight? When I no well. Even if I well, I still no for try am. I para for her back o. She dey crase wey she go come my house dey shout for me, had it been she get mouth like that, why she no para for the guy. She GATS press after I clear her say I no dey wear pampers wey she go dey chuck me useless lamba.

When she asked for her meat and I showed her what was left, she start para part 2. grin grin I just free her, begin wrap joints for us.

As I smoke finish, I say make I go crash, it was already 2:30am. Babe say na lie, say she no go through all that stress to come sleep. Say she come check me for house earlier, then went to my working place, tried to call me, my line was off, then she still came back to check on me, that was that first time she woke me.

I reason where all this talk dey go, so I rush go carry two CDs, knack her for bed begin kiss.

Babe don comot pant shaperly, she was Hot as Bleep, no long pre-intimacy, I just strap on and dive in. Kai as I no too strong, I no know where energy comot from, I fuvk this babe like mad man, I just dey turn her like Eba. I had to make sure that she was exhausted before I cum because I needed to sleep, time ba money.

She passed out almost immediately, I just remove CD, cleaned us both with wipes, dispose them and dashed back to bed.

Like what were the odds that I'll be sleeping with the same person I left hours earlier at the mercy of over 10 guys. Karma is my love.... grin





Still I Rock

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Footballtroll19: 7:13am On Jun 03, 2021
LA hot cool
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Vallyb(m): 10:14am On Jun 03, 2021
Gee...i no understand this parto
D pigin u de speak sef.....een 2 much

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Ayomide119: 7:16pm On Jun 03, 2021
Hahaha...I dey enjoy you bro
You na my gee confam, shey you no wan finish your normal story abi you wan start another one
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by MeghaneMorgane(f): 12:12am On Jun 04, 2021
I am in thread number 5. The way guys lie for each other is just making me scared.
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:02pm On Jun 04, 2021
How far guys.... Its been awhile, sorry I never meant this story to take this long....

But una sef contribute oo, make I no lie, una no dey encourage person at all, the thread just dry, e dey kill my moral....

Anyway I've pledged to myself, I must finish this story before the end of next week. God no go shame us...


Update dropping in seconds....

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:03pm On Jun 04, 2021
C. Weed Saga

Now I never fancied mixing weed with my food because the effects always last longer and it badly distabilizes me, so I've picked my poison.

Far back even before I started the cruise lifestyle. I was in my second year then. I went to visit a course mate of mine, the boy na walking exhibit of cruise but since I no dey game for his lifestyle, he rarey smoked around me. In his house was a steamy pot of student styled jollof rice with lots of vegetables. Brethren, I chop two plates before I'll have the time to decide if I should eat or not.

I had more lectures in the evening, and I wasn't going to turn down a free me from a colleague. Few minutes later, I was drowsy, I checked my time, my next lectures was in an hour. I thought about resting alittle, my course mate had left me and was behind his house doing the needful. I set my alarm and with the hopes that he'll come wake me when he's leaving, I fell asleep... Uh uh, scratch that... I passed out!!!

I woke with a jerk, I was wet as Bleep, initially I thought I had bed wet, everything was weird for a minute before I heard a strange laughter... Before I could piece my brain together, and knew where I was, it was shocking.

My course mate was doubled over in laughter... I heard him say something as I sprang up and opened the door, everywhere was dark. Are you kidding me? Abi Eclipse happen? I turned back and looked at the guy.

"So naso your brain soft?" He was still laughing... A small bucket with water was by his side, half empty.

"Sorry, what do you mean?" I was still confused.

"Dude, I use weed cook rice, you chop, pass out. I don dey try wake you since afternoon. Chai, I gats baff you before you spring up."

"Guy, you dey mad? Why didn't you tell me? Hope we no write test today?" I wasn't finding any of this funny.

"Omor them write test ooo, two sef."

My liver cut. Who send me this senseless waka? Why I no just manage snacks till I got back home?

"Bros no reason am, I copy your matric number as I been dey go for lectures. I write them for you."

In his mind, he thought he had tried for me, when I know say na rubbish nai him go write, person wey I be him life support during exams.









Still I Rock

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:06pm On Jun 04, 2021
Guys that's it for today... I didn't proofread the update so please don't mind my typos.... I tired....


Goodnight...

Still I Rock....

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2021
Vallyb:
Gee...i no understand this parto
D pigin u de speak sef.....een 2 much

That means you no go like my next story if I ever decide to write again..

Anyway that was a current story, you no see the date? I just shared it because I never drop update for una for days... It was meant for another thread but I reason say make I show una love small...

Anyway I'm back to the main story..

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:15pm On Jun 04, 2021
Ayomide119:
Hahaha...I dey enjoy you bro
You na my gee confam, shey you no wan finish your normal story abi you wan start another one


I've continued sir.. ..
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2021
MeghaneMorgane:
I am in thread number 5. The way guys lie for each other is just making me scared.


Ma'am do catch up, you're welcomed...
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by annayawchee: 8:29pm On Jun 04, 2021
Mad update right there cheesy
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Jokesnice(m): 12:00am On Jun 05, 2021
Watching a wet paint dry lol. This line got me. It still amazes me how despite numerous naggings from our amiable grace has never for once forced u to have a come to Jesus moment but instead seems not to deter u at all.

The prank.. When something seems too good to be true, it often usually is.. I mean what's the odds of having such a heaven sent model caller if not the abokis we all know too well..
I have always thought of u as enigmatic, as sage even, but never thought u were this gullible to fall for that prank lol. : grin
Ur eagerness to meet this model and if by mistake had been caught by this trap set out for u by grace would have been the beginning of a nightmare u never knew u had. U would have seen nagging 2.0 lol.. Glad u dodged that one. Keep rocking!!!

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Rumpleslitskin: 7:07am On Jun 06, 2021
*I forgive her jare, God said we should always forgive..*[b][/b]

Like say you get choice yimmu.

Na only death fit separate una. I go like know wetin finally separate una.

But wait of if no be ment ungun known woman call you say na wrong number but for some weird reason she dey your state, infact she dey stone throw from your location your mumu mind no suspect anything. Be like say akamu dey your head, thank God for francis you for just go fall hand again .
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 7:26am On Jun 06, 2021
Jokesnice:
Watching a wet paint dry lol. This line got me. It still amazes me how despite numerous naggings from our amiable grace has never for once forced u to have a come to Jesus moment but instead seems not to deter u at all.

The prank.. When something seems too good to be true, it often usually is.. I mean what's the odds of having such a heaven sent model caller if not the abokis we all know too well..
I have always thought of u as enigmatic, as sage even, but never thought u were this gullible to fall for that prank lol. : grin
Ur eagerness to meet this model and if by mistake had been caught by this trap set out for u by grace would have been the beginning of a nightmare u never knew u had. U would have seen nagging 2.0 lol.. Glad u dodged that one. Keep rocking!!!


Bros when I was younger, my dad nearly ran me insane with long hours of talk. Very soon for my sanity, I had to learn how to listen to someone without actually listening.

I go dey look you dey nod head but my mind dey kano... So Grace nagging still dey learn work for my folks side....

And BTW I'm a man of peace... Shebi....


Your comment is refreshing man, you're so intelligent

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 7:32am On Jun 06, 2021
Rumpleslitskin:

*I forgive her jare, God said we should always forgive..*[b][/b]

Like say you get choice yimmu.

Na only death fit separate una. I go like know wetin finally separate una.

But wait of if no be ment ungun known woman call you say na wrong number but for some weird reason she dey your state, infact she dey stone throw from your location your mumu mind no suspect anything. Be like say akamu dey your head, thank God for francis you for just go fall hand again .


Even if na you, you for fall jare... The babe sounded really legit man... And BTW Grace was supposed to be out of town, so she was the last person I believed go wan run me this stunt.


Anyway the girl was truly a model, thing is Grace met her when she traveled and came back days earlier with the girl, so she use the girl run the prank cause I knew almost all her friends voices...

Hmm, my luck shine sha..

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 7:35am On Jun 06, 2021
Happy Sunday guys.... Chapter 6 drops later in the day....

Did I forget to say, this would be my favorite chapter... Better grab una reading glasses o cause the chapter go long die...

I wanted to divide it into three but make I chop liver type am once... I don't wanna waste any more time again...


Still I Rock...

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by EAhumble(m): 8:23am On Jun 06, 2021
Therock5555:
Happy Sunday guys.... Chapter 6 drops later in the day....

Did I forget to say, this would be my favorite chapter... Better grab una reading glasses o cause the chapter go long die...

I wanted to divide it into three but make I chop liver type am once... I don't wanna waste any more time again...


Still I Rock...
we are waiting oo
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by lilachiever(m): 9:28am On Jun 06, 2021
Therock5555:
Happy Sunday guys.... Chapter 6 drops later in the day....

Did I forget to say, this would be my favorite chapter... Better grab una reading glasses o cause the chapter go long die...

I wanted to divide it into three but make I chop liver type am once... I don't wanna waste any more time again...


Still I Rock...

Patiently waiting
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by SexySapphire(f): 10:44am On Jun 06, 2021
Drsnives:

Your lie get grade..you that has been commenting back to back on different threads ABI you think say I no know??
Continue

Who are you again? You've been noticed, now move along. Thanks.
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by SexySapphire(f): 10:49am On Jun 06, 2021
Therock5555:


My maaaaaaaammmmmmmaaaaaaaaaa, oh i love yooooooouuuu in J'Cole's voice

Seriously I'm glad you're back, atleast I don do one achievement for Seun, I deserves some accolades...


Achievement indeed...lmao grin
I will be using one leg in on here and the other leg on Twitter, before your mama is arrested
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Drsnives(m): 11:56am On Jun 06, 2021
SexySapphire:


Who are you again? You've been noticed, now move along. Thanks.
See this one, you should be happy I detected your lies.

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jun 06, 2021
Therock5555:
Guys that's it for today... I didn't proofread the update so please don't mind my typos.... I tired....


Goodnight...

Still I Rock....

Hello �. I'm a proofreader and editor and I'm available for hire.
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Dahreformer2666: 3:18pm On Jun 06, 2021
TimiOkeyinka:


Hello �. I'm a proofreader and editor and I'm available for hire0.


So, he will pay for proof read for the content he's giving out for free ?
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Twoclans(f): 4:14pm On Jun 06, 2021
Therock5555:
Happy Sunday guys.... Chapter 6 drops later in the day....

Did I forget to say, this would be my favorite chapter... Better grab una reading glasses o cause the chapter go long die...

I wanted to divide it into three but make I chop liver type am once... I don't wanna waste any more time again...


Still I Rock...

Seating my beautiful self here and waiting patiently grin

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by chelseaboi(m): 4:30pm On Jun 06, 2021
...hw far baba
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by SexySapphire(f): 5:59pm On Jun 06, 2021
Drsnives:

See this one, you should be happy I detected your lies.

Detected whose lies? You must have me confused for another person, if not show me a proof of the lies or you otherwise shut your mouth.

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Drsnives(m): 8:38pm On Jun 06, 2021
SexySapphire:


Detected whose lies? You must have me confused for another person, if not show me a proof of the lies or you otherwise shut your mouth.

Weldone ma
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by SexySapphire(f): 9:02pm On Jun 06, 2021
Drsnives:


Weldone ma
undecided

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