DrFunmisticGlow:
ignore small minded cowards like him.

I dare him to post his picture holding a paper with his monicker and today's date on his profile

Let's see if he doesn't deserve to be castrated.

Mogadishuu:
See I don't have anything against you or your new found love/ bae but I am glad you chose to change bae.

You and your former dude (jalodo or whatever his moniker was) that found each other earlier on nairaland are fcukingUGLY. Yes the truth is bitter ... Two Ugly people should never make babies.

No jokes, y'all both ugly and I am glad you both went your ways. There are enough monsters in the world already than for the two of you to make baby monsters.

sirjamesjnr:
. I am HER FIRST. Well, Let me stoop low to your level, I am the Jabudu you are referring to as ugly. Post a picture of your babe with you. I post mine let check something. I need you to grow up. The beauty of a man is in his devotion to his God( beliefs), his respect, loyalty and love for his woman, his ability to take up financial responsibility as man( provider), your ability to pursue your dream and stand out, his love for humanity, animal and nature. Next time know when to use your useless tongue. You pick a fight with a wrong person. Calling my girl ugly is the height of it.I believe your useless, good for nothing, low brain of swine you call a girlfriend can unbutton my baby's shoe.. Get a life and learn to be happy for others.

wumi2017:
I can't wait

Mogadishuu:
if there is anything to applauded funmi on, it's about her weight. She has worked on her weight so much.
By the time she births her first baby like this, she'll still have a Selena Gomez body

sirjamesjnr:
. I am HER FIRST. Well, Let me stoop low to your level, I am the Jabudu you are referring to as ugly. Post a picture of your babe with you. I post mine let check something. I need you to grow up. The beauty of a man is in his devotion to his God( beliefs), his respect, loyalty and love for his woman, his ability to take up financial responsibility as man( provider), your ability to pursue your dream and stand out, his love for humanity, animal and nature. Next time know when to use your useless tongue. You pick a fight with a wrong person. Calling my girl ugly is the height of it.I believe your useless, good for nothing, low brain of swine you call a girlfriend can unbutton my baby's shoe.. Get a life and learn to be happy for others.

DrFunmisticGlow:
babe
Don't be angry!!

Just ignore him

Mogadishuu:
See I don't have anything against you or your new found love/ bae but I am glad you chose to change bae.

You and your former dude (jalodo or whatever his moniker was) that found each other earlier on nairaland are fcukingUGLY. Yes the truth is bitter ... Two Ugly people should never make babies.

No jokes, y'all both ugly and I am glad you both went your ways. There are enough monsters in the world already than for the two of you to make baby monsters.

AloneTK:


Cruel thing to do bro!
Body shaming a fellow human isn’t right.
You could have just read through and move on.
Making toxic comments is unhealthy.

My apologies if you feel offended. My piece was born out of concern and the need to draw your attention to what you wrote up there.

sirjamesjnr:
. You will enjoy it. The seawater can work magic.

wumi2017:
I can't wait

wumi2017:


Thank you

sirjamesjnr:



To be honest, I was amazed when I saw that Beach. I will never believe they is a clean Beach in Lagos known how Lagos environment is. Apart from the Island( VI, Koyi and lekki) one will notice Lagos is a glorified slum. Hello,Ife mi,I am glad you came into my life. There are still beautiful soul ( ladies) in Nigeria but My love you have to understand, with all the negative impact Lagosan has contribute to the image of this country I am already been advised that when you are in Lagos:

Wake up early to beat traffic. Go home late /early to beat traffic. If not, you can never be productive in Lagos. You might end up spending all your day in Lagos traffic.
Always tell at least one person where you are. Lagos is not a place to play coded games. Average person in Lagos will always try to take advantage of you, have a backup plan should you be in a funny place or in a funny situation.

If you are taking public transport, always shout the name of your bus stop before you get there. Lagos bus drivers are not nice. They always drunk and dirty.

When taken public transport, always make sure you have smaller currency when going out. You might end up being cheated by Lagos bus conductors. Twice uber driver has steal from me.Transport system in Lagos is has a long way to go.

The worst thing that can happen to you is to buy 1 gala in traffic and the seller run away with your 450 naira change. So always make sure you collect your gala and balance before paying.

When you want to cross the road look left,look right, look left again and right again, left again, right again. You can be killed by a reckless drunk driver.

Being gentle sometimes can be seen as weakness in Lagos. Learn to act like an “agbero"too. So called friends will cash out on you.( making you spend amount you never budget. Imagine arranging a sex worker for you when you not even in the mode just to rip you off) Average man in Lagos whether rich or poor is a cheat. So annoying they always seem so sophisticated (I too know).So many unpleasant experience swhich makes me always uncomfortable coming into Lagos

Always add traffic time to any appointment you're making.I have had to cancel flight last minute because of heavy traffic. Till I learned the hard way.

Be friendly. Acting to porsh and Behind wont help you. Though this can get you into trouble but you can have a lot of knowledge and fun when you act like you from the street.
With all these experiences and stories about Lagos, I was amazed at how the beach was so organise, the food, the cleanliness and orderliness.
In all our outing, landmark experience was the best. I will always cherish the memory. Still doing my research on how I can give you an amazing experience when next we plan out vacation.
I have this to say to those who believe in love, be in love with someone who believe in you, has more than average IQ, was raise from a decent home, and above all has some prospect in life.
Yes Lagos is improving.

DarlingtonC:
Be a man and marry her if she's the best thing that happened to you

sirjamesjnr:
. Sure at the set time.

DarlingtonC:
start the process today lest she marry another man

Mogadishuu:
See I don't have anything against you or your new found love/ bae but I am glad you chose to change bae.

You and your former dude (jalodo or whatever his moniker was) that found each other earlier on nairaland are fcukingUGLY. Yes the truth is bitter ... Two Ugly people should never make babies.

No jokes, y'all both ugly and I am glad you both went your ways. There are enough monsters in the world already than for the two of you to make baby monsters.

AloneTK:


Cruel thing to do bro!
Body shaming a fellow human isn’t right.
You could have just read through and move on.
Making toxic comments is unhealthy.

My apologies if you feel offended. My piece was born out of concern and the need to draw your attention to what you wrote up there.

DrFunmisticGlow:
ignore small minded cowards like him.

I dare him to post his picture holding a paper with his monicker and today's date on his profile

Let's see if he doesn't deserve to be castrated.

AntiAPC2023:
the truth still remains that you're not good looking.
Just learn to accept it

AntiAPC2023:
seen her once at LASU mehn the girl isn't good looking, not even one bit

@ Mogadishuu

pozehnani:



You don't even know who you're defending. That woman there has the baddest mouth and character.

I remember when I newly joined this forum, I always see her abusing guys and discouraging girls from having anything to do with men. Then she was using her funmiyastic moniker. In fact, she was a popular feminist. I never knew it's because she didn't have a man in her life.

Women... Hm!

Aksnoopy:
Damn! You ugly Asf.

DrFunmisticGlow:
And so what?

DrFunmisticGlow:
wear sunscreen o.

It saved his skin somewhat from reacting.