Today was a female friend's birthday and after devouring a full chicken, drinks, cakes, rice, etc., she has refused to go to the room to sleep.

She's nàked and covering herself with a blanket on the floor and she wants to watch a movie, but I want to watch football replays.

As a woman novice, a nice guy, and a virgin, what am I supposed to do to her? If you remove that blanket she's covering, you're going to see one of the biggest asses of all time. What should I really do?

Note: I'm gay and a virgin. Urgent advice needed.

Only mad people are allowed to comment.

Na this kind apartment Girls dey like...dey go just relax and feel free

Enjoy urself bro...Romance her...touch everywhere, if u like insert or just feel the moment

iLegendd:
Only mad people are allowed to comment.

the mad people (aka you) have already replied...what else is needed?!

But the first picture that u took has nttin to do with the 2nd one na?

EmekaBlue:
Na this kind apartment Girls dey like...dey go just relax and feel free
Enjoy urself bro...Romance her...touch everywhere, if u like insert or just feel the moment

but the dude say him be gay...how will he even get it up, let alone fukc her?! he wants his nyansh to be bleeped, not the other way around.

Phat fugly chunk of fat

May the good Lord assist you in your endeavors

In the first place... I am not mad, just wanted to tell you to enjoy your free kpetus while you can.

MrBrownJay1:


but the dude say him be gay...how will he even get it up, let alone fukc her?! he wants his nyansh to be bleeped, not the other way around.

He is not gay..

Is like you dont know illegend

I changed the station from football to movie and boom, the first person I saw is Chris Brown acting as a player.

Do you guys know the book below? They're showing the movie version. This author is revealing my secrets and this girl is so glued to it.

Someone has totally repositioned herself to devour the movie.

I don't know why I hate movies.

iLegendd:
I changed the station from football to movie and boom, the first person I saw is Chris Brown acting as a player.

Do you guys know the book below? They're showing the movie version. This author is revealing my secrets and this girl is so glued to it.

I've seen the movie version and it's interesting.

Froshloaded:

I've seen the movie version and it's interesting.

Yeah, I ended up being hooked. I shouldn't have started it in the first place.

Too many A-list celebrities showing face in the movie for fun.

Steven Harvey truly made a killing from this book.

Angel GAYbriel The Man wey Sabi

wumi2017:
Angel GAYbriel The Man wey Sabi

She turned off all the lights in the house, brought a massage oil, and told me to massage her. I don't know what to do. What do you think she's up to and what should I do?

Promiseibritam:
But the first picture that u took has nttin to do with the 2nd one na?

My apologies, Sir. It's just that some Nigerians don't pay attention — all they do is look for fault. Even when they pay attention, they don't do it to comprehend, but to react.

Also, there is a difference between reading and comprehension.

In my post, I talked about a woman with a big ass lying on the floor and the first picture is exactly that.

I talked about watching football and the second picture is exactly that. I don't know what else you're confused about. Maybe, you just wanted to talk for the fun of it and I commend you for that.

iLegendd:
Someone has totally repositioned herself to devour the movie.

I don't know why I hate movies.

Oga iLegend, this your parlour lights make sense.
Na this Kain sweet life girls dey like to relax .

Think like a Man is a very interesting movie.

iLegendd:


She turned off all the lights in the house, brought a massage oil, and told me to massage her. I don't know what to do. What do you think she's up to and what should I do?

Chai ;Dsantarabarobo Eli kai (speaking in tongue) I trust you d legend himself on a weather for 2 level

wumi2017:



Chai ;Dsantarabarobo Eli kai (speaking in tongue) I trust you d legend himself on a weather for 2 level

Trust me? Why trust me when I don't trust myself in this regard. I'm a total noob and a virgin. I'm clueless. I just need tips from you.

I'll pay for the tips. If I can't afford your service, my uncle in cash, Cubana, will pay.

folake4u:


Oga iLegend, this your parlour lights make sense.
Na this Kain sweet life girls dey like to relax .

Think like a Man is a very interesting movie.

Sure, I enjoyed the movie. Kevin Hart made it crazy for me. I only know Kevin as a comedian — I didn't know he has lots of movies.

Bros op this your crib na self con or 1 bedroom flat? Cos I'm loving the decor

This brainless militant ( iLegendd ) as shown up again ! .

OGWILLS123:
This brainless militant ( iLegendd ) as shown up again ! .

Try harder. Words of the Devil himself couldn't penetrate me let alone an apprentice Devil like you.

iLegendd:


Try harder. Words of the Devil himself couldn't penetrate me let alone an apprentice Devil like you.

Thought am the first mad man that comment
.

iLegendd:


Sure, I enjoyed the movie. Kevin Heart made it crazy for me. I only know Kevin as a comedian — I didn't know he has lots of movies.

Nice one.

Ah I love all Kevin Hart movies. You should try watching some of them. He's a vibe and more.

Lee99:
Bros op this your crib na self con or 1 bedroom flat? Cos I'm loving the decor

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folake4u:


Nice one.

Ah I love all Kevin Hart movies. You should try watching some of them. He's a vibe and more.

You're right. I wish Trevor Noah will start acting too.

iLegendd:


You're right. I wish Trevor Noah will start acting too.

Try reading Trevor Noah's book.
Very entertaining.

iLegendd:


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Really nice decor, I think I'll follow your pattern with my living room

Lee99:

Really nice decor, I think I'll follow your pattern with my living room

My pattern is quite simple. I love a house that is pure white — in and outside.

In fact, I want a white zinc self, white footmatch, all white plates, white everything; including slippers.

Now, when it comes to light, I love it colorful inside as seen below.

I once watched this video titled Living In the Smartest House In Lagos, Nigeria and loved the decor, light, and evergthing about it. Check the video out if you have MB.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHs18o9yDUU

folake4u:


Try reading Trevor Noah's book.
Very entertaining.

I haven't read the book, but his title inspired the title of one of my books.

In all ur doings, avoid the urge to say "Feel at home".....

That being said. If truly u're gay, her being naked shouldn't be a problem for u.

Or u're Bi-