chatinent:


Lol. I had accidentally farted in the banking hall. Honestly, I didn't know how it came out. I was stamping sth off my clothes and it popped.

It was so smelly the useless girl behind me was so uncivil and outspoken to tag it was me.

Baba, I use English deny am to the last.

So far I don dey deny am, I was even getting angry saying it was an insult on my person.

Lol.

Na so security guy..God bless the chairman, call me one side as if he dey console me tell me say...na him dey watch the CCTV and na me mess. I no just argue. I agreed but told him the paroles and anti-embarrassment I deployed.

The mature man was like “I understand.”

Mehn, I return there bone o.

Enough respect.

chatinent:


Your legs were vibrating during the starvation, wrong?

chatinent:


Lol. I had accidentally farted in the banking hall. Honestly, I didn't know how it came out. I was stamping sth off my clothes and it popped.

It was so smelly the useless girl behind me was so uncivil and outspoken to tag it was me.

Baba, I use English deny am to the last.

So far I don dey deny am, I was even getting angry saying it was an insult on my person.

Lol.

Na so security guy..God bless the chairman, call me one side as if he dey console me tell me say...na him dey watch the CCTV and na me mess. I no just argue. I agreed but told him the paroles and anti-embarrassment I deployed.

The mature man was like “I understand.”

Mehn, I return there bone o.

Enough respect.

chatinent:


Lol. I had accidentally farted in the banking hall. Honestly, I didn't know how it came out. I was stamping sth off my clothes and it popped.

It was so smelly the useless girl behind me was so uncivil and outspoken to tag it was me.

Baba, I use English deny am to the last.

So far I don dey deny am, I was even getting angry saying it was an insult on my person.

Lol.

Na so security guy..God bless the chairman, call me one side as if he dey console me tell me say...na him dey watch the CCTV and na me mess. I no just argue. I agreed but told him the paroles and anti-embarrassment I deployed.

The mature man was like “I understand.”

Mehn, I return there bone o.

Enough respect.

placeofallure:


Depends...

If your motive is pure, no probs.

Bashnigga:
@ chatinent
Mehn if na me heavens know I'll never talk to them again...NEVER. haba mana, they took the joke too far

Lamanii22:


Like twas super extreme.... Those kind of friends can sell you.... I could sue them though

SavageBoy:


It is ma'am...that I can assure you of
Do you know how to use Nairaland's PM feature,pls send me a PM,I don't know how to use it.

placeofallure:

Done!

Benbisco:


Laff wan kill me this morning.

Sorry o.

So how you do?

We're you able to unconvince her about yourself and convince her for the uncle?

Me I dey like gist o.

chatinent:


Sorry, you mean the guy na green cap or na street?

SavageBoy:


Thanks
I've messaged you back

SavageBoy:


Thanks
I've messaged you back

Demigod22:


That uncle na street o.

Yusufisraelj:
The day I was cooking yam portage and was very hungry, ended up pouring kero instead of oil cos the bottle's were similar.

Na so I soak gari sleep.

Lamanii22:


Like twas super extreme.... Those kind of friends can sell you.... I could sue them though

Demigod22:


Hahaha, I was literally begging the girl to accept the uncle in order to save my life but my village people hold the girl tight, she said she will die without me and I told her that I will die with her. I started reporting to her friends and begging her friends and lecturers to help me tell the girl not to love me again for the sake of my life, but the girl won't listen, I nearly got kill at one point.

The5DME:
Op wait till next year when I enter school, then I'll come and drop mine.

placeofallure:
It was my final year in the university, and I was writing my project. There was an internal rancour then, in my school, University of Ilorin among the lecturers. I think it's ASUU related. There was a directive that if you still want to be a lecturer, you have to reapply. Most lecturers were averse to this. The stubborn ones especially, refused to reapply and they were given the marching orders. This development meant gross shortage of staff. In a whole department, there may be only 3 lecturers remaining.

I was in the middle of writing my project and I was unfortunate, one of the sacked lecturers was my supervisor.

Now, I was brilliant, daring (youthful exuberance) nonchalant and maybe stupid too. My project was a long essay kind of thing. I had written my first and second chapters off hand and my supervisor (one of the very best) had approved it, but I've not gone to collect my papers from him. He only told me in class to come for them. No rough notes anywhere, I would just sit and effortlessly, ideas would come. That was my undoing. By the time I met my supervisor to collect my manuscripts, so I can proceed with chapters 3 and 4, he was sacked already. He then told me he's not going to release the manuscripts to me, that they are now his intellectual property. After all, he'd made corrections on them. Oops! I couldn't believe it at first. I begged him for another week or so. Meanwhile, deadline for project submission was fast approaching.

The day it finally dawned on me that he wouldn't budge, was my most unforgettable day in the university. I went home crying. Thankfully, none of my friends cum roommates was around, so I could cry my cry uninterrupted. Till date, I've never cried as I did that day. It was a Friday, submission was on Monday.

New supervisors have been assigned to the affected students. I'm meeting mine on Monday, but I should meet him with at least my two chapters not with an empty hand. This means, between Friday and Monday morning, I should have rewritten my two chapters. Remember, I wasn't keeping any notes, I wrote from my head. What a stupid thing to do!

After crying for about 3 hours or so, I took a shower, put on my best dress for motivation, applied small make up and headed to the library. I got there around 4pm and was there till 10pm when they closed and sent us out. That same night, I entered class, was there till morning, went home to shower and eat, returned to class same morning and was there till the next morning, a Sunday. I went home to shower, eat and attend church ( I've always been churchy) from church, I didn't go home, I went straight to class and was there till Monday morning, Done! I left to freshen up and go see my new supervisor.

At his office...
After exchanging pleasantries and explaining who I am, he collected my work and studied it for a while. Then he said, "You seem to know what you are doing, approved! " He made a few corrections to the reference part and that was it I thought. He called me back as I was about leaving, "But where are you in this department all these while and I never noticed you? We should be going out"

Ehn! After all the hard work that I put into this? Devil is a liar! I immediately knelt down and told him, I'm like his daughter. He said, "You are not my daughter but I'm letting you off my hook because you know what you're doing." Touching my papers again, "You know what you are doing. Go!" I sped off with the speed of lightning.

This is one experience I'll never forget. I learnt from myself.

Osek:
Omo I remember the day wey my belle begin dey disturb me for class.. lecturer dey teach, my mind nor even dey there again. Immediately lectures was over, I checked all through basement for toilet I nor see omo d way I take enter road straight to ekosodin I can never forget that day... I was walking very fast like who Dem dey pursue, sometimes e go be like say e wan drop now now, sometimes e go be like say e don stop... Sweat wan finish me that day.. immediately I reach haux I just open door run enter toilet straight, I even forget to lock door... My guy after everything has subsided the kind cool breeze wey enter my body ehnn I felt alive ... That was those days when I was doing jupeb in uniben, now a staylite now Sha... Good times

Polynek:
Mehn my own experience na very bad one oo , as a part-time student in POLYNEK, we normally write our exam during weekends, so I normally sleep with my coursesmate Every weekend bcox am staying in FUTO,
On Dix fateful Friday, I hv Only 1k in my account to manage 4 d weekend, omo! As I enter school ATM machine to withdraw d 1k nal, immediately I put my ATM card, the ATM machine off entirely, I couldn't blv wat happened, students around me broke out in lafter but I wasn't happy bcox it is Friday I hv to wait till Monday.
I looked around to c if I can c any security to help me but no one, bcox is already evening, am not angry about d my lost ATM card oo but I was thinking how am going to feed throughout d weekend, bcox my coursesmate too is very broke,
Guys you pple won't blv me dat I only drank water from Friday evening to Monday morning plus d exam I was writing, I didn't tell my coursesmate bcox He can't do anything,
Omo immediately it was 6:30am on Monday morning, I was d 1st person to come to d Bank, wen they opened by 8am, I told Dem my problem, they told me to go to my bank and get it I nearly fainted wen I hear Dix, I told d customer care officer dat as I am now I don't hv 1kobo with me, pls they shud help me, He said he is done with me, I shud make space 4 oda customers,
omo I no gree stand up from my seat oo, wen He saw dat am not ready to leave He called d security man to check if dox ATM cards are still in d machine, d man came back and bring many ATM cards, and I took my own and thank Dem 4 considering me, immediately I left d bank, I enter d nearest restaurant oo order for 4 raps of fufu with my favorite Egusi soup D rest na story, but I couldn't blv dat I can starve for 3 day's only water

DonroxyII:
An hungry man kawaiiiiii is an angry man ....
I'm so happy u no stand up ... only if the CC knows how much hunger u Don endure e for let u be ... chuuuuuuu!

DonroxyII:
Chai, you tried ooo Better By Far ... pls which year did you finish ? .... It seems longtym during ASUU strike vs VC Oba Abdulraheem .... All those kinda useless lecturer would have gone by now .....

You really tried because the dejection alone wouldn't let a lazy mind continue .....

Accounting, 2010 here ... Better by Far !

Osek:
Omo lalasticlala come and do the needful. I remember the day wey my belle begin dey disturb me for class.. lecturer dey teach, my mind nor even dey there again. Immediately lectures was over, I checked all through basement for toilet I nor see omo d way I take enter road straight to ekosodin I can never forget that day... I was walking very fast like who Dem dey pursue, sometimes e go be like say e wan drop now now, sometimes e go be like say e don stop... Sweat wan finish me that day.. immediately I reach haux I just open door run enter toilet straight, I even forget to lock door... My guy after everything has subsided the kind cool breeze wey enter my body ehnn I felt alive ... That was those days when I was doing jupeb in uniben, now a staylite now Sha... Good times

Files:

SCAMMER SCAMMER
You want me to tell the whole nairaland about you

chatinent:


What's your year?

Lamanii22:


Lalasticlala o defending yourself when you are the culprit is anoda level of confidence

yetunsbay:
During final clearance. I remember that woman requesting for Thanksgiving token as a thing of joy. Unfortunately I was cash strapped...if you see the way that woman fling the form away. Chai
No wahala eyes go meets again

Bashnigga:
Lalasticlala, mukina2, Dominique please move to permanent side. I swear down, at least they should've stopped at a point during the chasing process & not go as far as pouring kerosene on him... What if miscreants that didn't know about his friends intentions had hijacked the whole thing after hearing people shouting ole