My terms are simple, there you go

The car headlight must looked like bmw but made by W motors with diamond encrusted, tail light must have a look of Volkswagen jetta or passat latest model, the earodymics must have a look like Lamborghini side mirror must have a look like Ferrari, interior seat like lycan hypercar with gold stitching, cluster must have holographic display,

Engine must be 16 cylinders supercharged handcrafted, engine must not smoke ganja, weeds or crack, physically or spiritually, in person, by accident mistake occasionally or randomly, engine must be metal & financially stable, must be a mechanic, a doctor, a lawyer a fisherman, a joker, must have sense pf humor, must be loving and caring, not never overheat even without coolant inside, perfomance must be insane with details of previous services using mobile 1, Castrol GTX 0w 20 or panzoil

Piston ring must be made of $2M dollars diamond with gold finished chrome double tapped

The owner must be a yahoo boy, a thief a rouge or belong to pepper dem geng... naira Maley or zlatan not welcome..

The manufacturer must be whitch from benin ekpoma will be welcome,

Engine must not be a trap music fans or lover, dancer singer or instrumental beats recital.. like a drummer & must not be stronger than me,

The owner must not not own dog or have friends or family, hang out with the boys, talk to anyone except me, No be juju be that?

Transmission must not be a catholic, Anglican, living faith, dunamisfire Muslim, Christian or goer or belong to any political, party f
Soccer team or player, but in just in good condition

Ac must not a be ac Milan fan, by mistake or intention or by accident, must not play games with me by joke or win an argument with me,
must be in a good top notch condition not cooling at it own convenient or feeling stress or not in the mood, & must not have emotional swing, where are my emoji?

It must be a four bangers, 6 bang bros are not allowed not for me though it's for customer, not like I am scared of 6 Bangladeshes

Millage must not be vehicle uae speed limit, for security reasons if you like adjust your own to zero, I will still buy it.

Tires be clean at all times, must not get strained even when driving off road or In the mud, must be good looking sexy, good in bed, curvy & not a slay queen, must not have social media jangle or wear legging no sweat pants, no fake eye lash, no make up no body filler, no lipstick no just natural fresh looking gorgeous.

Must be made in German or American, it must be a good year for me continental, pireli or mechanelin not China so young just young yet young still young

Steering wheel must look like Tesla car, must be made by rimac or Lamborghini not honda or kia

must be manufactured by Mercedes f1 team, not barabush

Electricals must be intact not Tampered like Davido Rolls Royce culion, not looking like Brazilian hair or must be bone & straight

Body must not be like a turtured turtle, forbiden mpape or eastern road, but Lagos mutala airport road or Ferrari finished,

Interior must be in fresh looking handsome, ganished like rolls Royce with 12 packs abs, it must not have more than 20 thousand stars, it must be always good looking clean condition not like nyanya, Lagos streets, Georgia or Colorado

I don't want to see any warning light on the dash board cluster gauge, if you want to remove the entire cluster fine..if it refused fine , just do it

It must not come with a seatbelts, do endeavour to cut off yours out before drawing my attention I don't want to get mad for nothing, so as it has to meet my terms & condition,

It must not be a push & start battery must be a day old

The ac must be cooling & chilling with the big boys, running kititi plus running kata kata it must not have a Mind of it's own,

The gear must not be changing at it own convenient or attemting to go to Texas when I am intending to drive to washing things off my feet, it must not work when it feels like. No complaints no I am tired, no I am having a bad day.. it must never complain, it must be always yes man & no man

The car must be neatly used not more than days of purchase, the lead must be made in German designed in California assembled in Nigeria by pan

Please if your car didn't meet up with this terms and conditions, I will help you to call the salvage yard authority for assistance..


If your EOD or Camry 2.2M have met with this

Okay let's transact Abuja only, my budget is $650k if the paint have a lovely smiling paint, shining teeth glaze or gold of 20 karat, I can make it $700k

Serious sellers only.. my signature is my control jags

Prosaic

This Yaba leftist don escape again

Kingdemu:
This Yaba leftist don escape again

Did your car finally meet my terms & wizzy? Hahahaha

sweetonugbu:
Prosaic

How can onugbu that's supposed to be bitter be sweet? No be juju be that?