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My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Goodmarlian: 9:26am On Feb 14, 2022
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If you know how happy I am right now because I have being vindicated,I don dey give my guy redpill since him no gree swallow say e too bitter now them don serve am Jedi jedi ,and also because my guy don spend like madd for this girl.the very first day I saw my guy with this babe I knew the relationship will not last up to 3 months it's written all over her that she is the Yahoo boys type,her dressing ,her phone her charisma it shows she is a former Yahoo boy babe,as guy we dey street I know.
I have not seeing my guy since this new year only to see him today he looks so lean and pale immediately I knew something was wrong somewhere,as we started gisting and all that then I asked him about his babe that was were he started explaining things he never told me from the beginning,he told me girl already has a boyfriend before the started dating,so she opened up to him that she can't continue with the relationship anymore and my guy don catch feelings like mad. I just can't stop laughing.
I get one big nyansh banny wey I dey kpansh like this I know guys are chasing her like mad but I don't care whenever my turn don pass I will gladly handover to another Nigga no regrets no hard feelings I dont love.

I am full time time disciple of the nairaland redpill cult for life ,love with ur head and not ur deek and heart God bless

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Torquena(f): 9:28am On Feb 14, 2022
Goodmarlian:
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If you know how happy I am right now because I have being vindicated,I don dey give my guy redpill since him no gree swallow say e too bitter now them don serve am Jedi jedi ,and also because my guy don spend like madd for this girl.the very first day I saw my guy with this babe I knew the relationship will not last up to 3 months it's written all over her that she is the Yahoo boys type,her dressing ,her phone her charisma it shows she is a former Yahoo boy babe,as guy we dey street I know.
I have not seeing my guy since this new year only to see him today he looks so lean and pale immediately I knew something was wrong somewhere,as we started gisting and all that then I asked him about his babe that was were he started explaining things he never told me from the beginning,he told me girl already has a boyfriend before the started dating,so she opened up to him that she can't continue with the relationship anymore and my guy don catch feelings like mad. I just can't stop laughing.
I get one big nyansh banny wey I dey kpansh like this I know guys are chasing her like mad but I don't care whenever my turn don pass I will gladly handover to another Nigga no regrets no hard feelings I dont love.

I am full time time disciple the nairaland redpill cult for life ,love with ur head and not ur deek and heart God bless
grin cheesy
Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by chris259(m): 9:31am On Feb 14, 2022
Goodmarlian:
grin grin

If you know how happy I am right now because I have being vindicated,I don dey give my guy redpill since him no gree swallow say e too bitter now them don serve am Jedi jedi ,and also because my guy don spend like madd for this girl.the very first day I saw my guy with this babe I knew the relationship will not last up to 3 months it's written all over her that she is the Yahoo boys type,her dressing ,her phone her charisma it shows she is a former Yahoo boy babe,as guy we dey street I know.
I have not seeing my guy since this new year only to see him today he looks so lean and pale immediately I knew something was wrong somewhere,as we started gisting and all that then I asked him about his babe that was were he started explaining things he never told me from the beginning,he told me girl already has a boyfriend before the started dating,so she opened up to him that she can't continue with the relationship anymore and my guy don catch feelings like mad. I just can't stop laughing.
I get one big nyansh banny wey I dey kpansh like this I know guys are chasing her like mad but I don't care whenever my turn don pass I will gladly handover to another Nigga no regrets no hard feelings I dont love.

I am full time time disciple of the nairaland redpill cult for life ,love with ur head and not ur deek and heart God bless
Dats the spirit bro!!! Ride on OG
Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Palazee(m): 9:33am On Feb 14, 2022
Goodmarlian:
grin grin

If you know how happy I am right now because I have being vindicated,I don dey give my guy redpill since him no gree swallow say e too bitter now them don serve am Jedi jedi ,and also because my guy don spend like madd for this girl.the very first day I saw my guy with this babe I knew the relationship will not last up to 3 months it's written all over her that she is the Yahoo boys type,her dressing ,her phone her charisma it shows she is a former Yahoo boy babe,as guy we dey street I know.
I have not seeing my guy since this new year only to see him today he looks so lean and pale immediately I knew something was wrong somewhere,as we started gisting and all that then I asked him about his babe that was were he started explaining things he never told me from the beginning,he told me girl already has a boyfriend before the started dating,so she opened up to him that she can't continue with the relationship anymore and my guy don catch feelings like mad. I just can't stop laughing.
I get one big nyansh banny wey I dey kpansh like this I know guys are chasing her like mad but I don't care whenever my turn don pass I will gladly handover to another Nigga no regrets no hard feelings I dont love.

I am full time time disciple of the nairaland redpill cult for life ,love with ur head and not ur deek and heart God bless
Lol

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Femi8586(m): 9:49am On Feb 14, 2022
You can never buy the love of a woman with money. Know this and know peace.

Stop trying to please any girl. Do things your own way, not her way. If she can't abide, let her leave. Stop trying to win any girl over by being overly nice.

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by MAGG0T(m): 9:49am On Feb 14, 2022
cheesy

Only lame Nighas thinks belonging to a useless redpill Org. Is a gateway for defense.

Person wey wise don wise, keep on deceiving yourselves with this redpill shít

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Nobody: 9:58am On Feb 14, 2022
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Red pillers for life bro!!

Long life to all Red pillers out there!

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Torosk1(m): 10:00am On Feb 14, 2022
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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Nobody: 10:05am On Feb 14, 2022
MAGG0T:
cheesy

Only lame Nighas thinks belonging to a useless redpill Org. Is a gateway for defense.

Person wey wise don wise, keep on deceiving yourselves with this redpill shít

Alaye, red pillers are guys who are now wise in the game. We only bang and move on, and obviously do not care who's going to bang her next after us. E no concern us!

Of course, I'm not expecting Simps like you who can do anything to please a girl... to understand what Red piller is all about.

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by BestDicker: 10:06am On Feb 14, 2022
You call them sex objects,they get mad, how will you say you love me and you have 7 boyfriend.

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by goshikid: 10:17am On Feb 14, 2022
cheesy One bottle of Gulder for you. Make all the Simp go chop shi t
Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Sammy101111(m): 10:20am On Feb 14, 2022
A man can sustain with a lady without getting tired
But a lady can never sustain with a man
Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Sammy101111(m): 10:20am On Feb 14, 2022
Likes for men

Share for woman


Let see the real men and woman here
Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by lalasticcala: 10:23am On Feb 14, 2022
MAGG0T:
cheesy

Only lame Nighas thinks belonging to a useless redpill Org. Is a gateway for defense.

Person wey wise don wise, keep on deceiving yourselves with this redpill shít
you just sounded like your name

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by MAGG0T(m): 11:06am On Feb 14, 2022
GoodHardDick:


Alaye, red pillers are guys who are now wise in the game. We only bang and move on, and obviously do not care who's going to bang her next after us. E no concern us!

Of course, I'm not expecting Simps like you who can do anything to please a girl... to understand what Red piller is all about.


The bolded sentence sums it all, you guys were foolish from onset but recently got wise after being tricked by hoes,no be today I start to the play games son! Welcome to adulthood
Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by vikgreen01(m): 1:01pm On Feb 14, 2022
The dem don serve him the jedi jedi part angry angry grin grin

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Nicepoker(m): 1:29pm On Feb 14, 2022
You will always warn them. They can never listen. When breakfast is served you see them coming home like the prodigal son.
Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by TechSkill: 2:36pm On Feb 14, 2022
Femi8586:
You can never buy the love of a woman with money. Know this and know peace.

Stop trying to please any girl. Do things your own way, not her way. If she can't abide, let her leave. Stop trying to win any girl over by being overly nice.

Let me explain this for context. You may have good intentions but never start a relationship with a Nigerian girl by spending money. It NEVER ends well.

Spending money sends the wrong message to an average Nigerian girl. I have been through that road before and I can tell you that it does not end well... I have also been in a relationship where I didn't spend much and I can tell you that I have a good relationship with them till today.

The problem with spending money on a Nigerian girl at the start of a relationship portrays you as weak and easily manipulated. It also set you up to being used such that when she has problem, she will most likely pick you as the person to use to achieve her aim, even though there may be 20 other guys on her contact.... why? you lack resistance.

Any women don't like such men. It is best to start your relationship with a lot of NO NO NO NO...than YES YES YES...

Whatever you decide, make sure you do not portray yourself as weak and spending money on a girl at the start is the quickest way to make urself look weak.

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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by sojisenai(m): 3:49pm On Feb 14, 2022
I don't support all these Redpillers. The reason is because I don't like the way they seem to bash women...but the truth is and this is from experience...take this in cos it is final..."A LADY WOULDN'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU UNTIL SHE SEES THAT YOU CAN DISPOSE/CHANGE/LEAVE HER WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT".

If you want 'most' GIRLS to stay with you and respect you... don't show them that they are the only one in your life and you are are willing to do anything for them...I tell you Bro, you would get the Opposite reaction from them.

Why? Na only God Sabi this weird reason.



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Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by talk2hb1(m): 7:25pm On Feb 14, 2022
Tooh, Hot Breakfast
Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by Jamesbiodun(m): 8:32pm On Feb 14, 2022
You are doing well comrade grin

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