I remember visiting a coffee shop in LA

I checked the menu to pick a choice
.the cheapest is $75

I got it anyway
But since then... I walk past without looking at entrance

Chinnems:
I reject poverty, in Jesus' name...

na by mouth...

I hope you are manifesting it with serious hustle

Luckytechtv:
Provided a plate of food there is not more than N1million for now I won't complain.

Here is our menu sir

24k Pizza

Golden Opulence Sundae

FleurBurger


Note:
As commentary will shall even pay for ur urber if u order the above

In 2010 I carry 10k dey look for suit for my graduation in Unilag then,Omo na so I enter one shop for Opebi Allen ,naso 3 of their staff come meet me say suit don cheap ,asked how much? they say 50k,omo.na style I take japa from the shop,I later found out all the bigger Boyz in Ikeja and Allen buy from them including dem big time pastors

This is the kind of restaurant i like to wine and dine. Take a little bite here and there. Which one of these Nairaland ''I AM NOT A SIMP'' will take me on a date this weekend?.

When dem no get money, you go dey hear ...If you can't eat in Domino please gooo joor because i am not a YAHOO BOY AND I AM NOT A SIMP...Oh boyyy ooo go and make MULA

And there are people who eat their meal twice a day every day in such place,this life self

emmanuelbrown26:
Let me add mine
If they selling ewedu and amala, my brother u don't need to ask d price, just eat
If they selling white soup, oha soup, ofe nsala, my brother abeg better ask d price before u eat, to avoid had I known

Bro ofe nsala is the same as white soup. White soup is just the English name.

wiseone28:
I can't laugh..


Why worry yourself when iyabasira is around the corner

Typical of one of my yoruba friend, we went to a posh restaurant to eat in Ilorin, baba comot say him dey go one Iya something around there..


I no blame him, Na IB guy.

elonmuskbaby:
most of these fancy restaurant places, their food always taste thrash meanwhile they focus all their attention on the interiors and exteriors of the environment, of which they pay their staff poorly.omo I'll choose a buka anyday to fancy restaurant


Reminds me of a day I was around Eko hotel and suites,I was thirsty and hungry so i walked into the restaurant Side of the hotel.i asked them How much is bottled water, they were hesitant in answering me.they just said I should go and sit down and relax that the waiter will bring the water and food.fortunately for me I told him to bring the water first.he asked can I open it sir? I said hold on,I glanced at the menu.1 bottle of water wey them dey sell for ₦100 inside hold up or in small retail shops,them call am ₦1k! I exclaimed ₦1 thousand ?

I had to ask do you mean the entire carton of water or just this bottled water? He said the bottle water.omo,I told him to excuse me,I talked to my legs immediately.i left the vicinity completely.at that point I wasn't interested in the food any longer

You escaped from scammers. Nonsense.

Munzy14:

na by mouth...

I hope you are manifesting it with serious hustle

Nothing serious,

But I'm confident that I will get there,

If you can give me some directions, I'll appreciate it,

I can't enter a restaurant, and be looking for signs of wealth to convince me that I don't deserve to be in there,

I reject it in Jesus' name...

[quote author=RoyalBlu post=110311899]The OP is a comedian o.
Just had a good laugh

The highlighted 'Signs' are so on point.

Just made me remember one restaurant we went to in Abuja. Chai

*Las las, na to cut your coat according to your material be the real deal to avoid many matters
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Formings

Munzy14:



Typical of one of my yoruba friend, we went to a posh restaurant to eat in Ilorin, baba comot say him dey go one Iya something around there..


I no blame him, Na IB guy.

Lol, guess it's Iya Yusuf Restaurant. Heard it's an household name in Ilorin(affordable and good quality)

This one na for people wey no dey check price. Mumu people.

I dey check price o. Even if I last visited the place 2 hours ago.

I no just trust people with prices. 1k fit change to 10k within 2 hours

elonmuskbaby:
most of these fancy restaurant places, their food always taste thrash meanwhile they focus all their attention on the interiors and exteriors of the environment, of which they pay their staff poorly.omo I'll choose a buka anyday to fancy restaurant


Reminds me of a day I was around Eko hotel and suites,I was thirsty and hungry so i walked into the restaurant Side of the hotel.i asked them How much is bottled water, they were hesitant in answering me.they just said I should go and sit down and relax that the waiter will bring the water and food.fortunately for me I told him to bring the water first.he asked can I open it sir? I said hold on,I glanced at the menu.1 bottle of water wey them dey sell for ₦100 inside hold up or in small retail shops,them call am ₦1k! I exclaimed ₦1 thousand ?

I had to ask do you mean the entire carton of water or just this bottled water? He said the bottle water.omo,I told him to excuse me,I talked to my legs immediately.i left the vicinity completely.at that point I wasn't interested in the food any longer

Did you really ask them if it was for the entire carton.. Lol..
Is good to know anyways to avoid embarrassment..

There was a time I worked at a well known hotel in Lekki where they sell 50cl voltic water for ₦750 (75cl bottled water was still ₦50 then o) and I use to wonder how some people will take more than one and some won't even finish it..

Somebody will even pay ₦20000 for beans and plantain and will not still finish it..

This money must be made sha...

WriterNig:
@Lord_Of_Saarl tweeted;



1. Waiter:



2. Menu:



3. Music:



4. Temperature:



5. Lighting:



6. Customers:



7. Car Park:



8. Mode of Payment:



9. Location:



10. Food Portion:


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12. The Ceiling:



13. The Toilet:



14. Excellent Customer Service:




Feel free to add yours ❤️❤️

Looking for better restaurants than the ones you described.

The OP don see shege…I just imagine how many hotels he must have washed plate before coming up with this list. Hilarious tho,I had some laugh

WriterNig:
@Lord_Of_Saarl tweeted;



1. Waiter:



2. Menu:



3. Music:



4. Temperature:



5. Lighting:



6. Customers:



7. Car Park:



8. Mode of Payment:



9. Location:



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candidladyTemp:


Whenever iam in karu... Melvino is where ipass time...

Melvino in Karu? Okay oh

I no Dey go pass normal eatery like foodco, bitemore .. with 3500, I’m satisfied to the fullest

OlujobaSamuel:

Lol, guess it's Iya Yusuf Restaurant. Heard it's an household name in Ilorin(affordable and good quality)

Ilorin is a chill town with cool night activities..

I enjoyed my few days stay there...

All thanks to my colleagues and also dimeji my brother from another mother...

emmanuelbrown26:
Let me add mine
If they selling ewedu and amala, my brother u don't need to ask d price, just eat
If they selling white soup, oha soup, ofe nsala, my brother abeg better ask d price before u eat, to avoid had I known

My brother some ewedu and amala place cost pass calabar restaurants, one goat meat na 1. 5k amala 200 wey you need to buy at least 5 to .

Chinnems:


Nothing serious,

But I'm confident that I will get there,

If you can give me some directions, I'll appreciate it,

I can't enter a restaurant, and be looking for signs of wealth to convince me that I don't deserve to be in there,

I reject it in Jesus' name...

If you can't secure a job, find something needed within your environment, source for it and resell to those with job and make a living from it... Thats all

Team Buka and Mama Put Geng left the group

You got it wrong there lady, it's "orange market" Not orange village.

candidladyTemp:



The mama Cass part made me laugh so mad...


Whenever iam in karu... Melvino is where ipass time... After enough marigold we head straight to mama Cass around orange village maraba to place crazy orders...



Modified:; FTC I dedicate this to all those going through whatever heartbreak...

Just take a chill pill and lit some marigold!!!

Op...you are doing good. Pls more of this. Laugh laughing jackas here.

Sanmel:
Lol..
A nairalander took me to one around NNPC, not an expensive place though, ordered for 2 plates of poundo yam, egusi soup and turkey.. I decided to ask how much per plate and the waiter said ₦5,500.. My appetite just run immediately and then I told him to bring just one plate.. I ate little out of that one..
I just pity the guy sha because to me he had already spent enough before he ordered that meal.

I like your signature, currently going through information overload.

Munzy14:

If you can't secure a job, find something needed within your environment, source for it and resell to those with job and make a living from it... Thats all

Thank you,

I'll try,

Dem no dey use last card enter all dis restaurant.

I don't have to bother about any of those, because I got enough cash to cover up my bills

EXOUSIAng:
Shiro at Land mark.
La Tarvena in V I
Those two have given me bills that shocked me.
Avoid Raddison Blu VI.


These places I mentioned are worth it if you have the money.
The ambience at Shiro is something else.

But they both have nice food and great ambience nah. Beside they calm and cosy, not many people go there, so u can enjoy your company nicely

Loool. It's just our poor standard of living in Naija that is causing this. Besides those restaurants on the Island are cleaning out on a regular. The funny thing be say upon the huge amount you go pay, you will see the tiny scoops of rice they will put in your plate. Food wey no go belle full person.

BabbanBura:


But they both have nice food and great ambience nah. Beside they calm and cosy, not many people go there, so u can enjoy your company nicely

Exactly.
That's why I said it's worth it.
Tho expensive.
I used to relax at Utopia before but after chef Addi left the place became something else.
Walid made a huge mistake letting one of the best chefs in Lagos go