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Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 1:09pm On Apr 30, 2022
A couple of videos have surfaced showing Mad Vlad Putin afflicted with a very serious tremor that causes his hands to shake and quake uncontrollably. The lunatic tyrant does his desperate best to try and conceal the violent shaking of his hands by holding on to his jacket or to his infamous 50-foot long table where he welcomes guests are seated at the far end of the ridiculously long table.

In this first video clip, the demented tyrant Putin is welcoming fellow Lithuanian dictator Luthechenko. Watch the first few seconds of the 30-second clip, and note how Putin's right hand flutters in the air like the wingbeats of a headless chicken, before he hurriedly grips his jacket to conceal the prominent tremor. Notice also the way Putin walks with a very uncoordinated gait that reminds one of the way stroke sufferers walk. These are both telltale signs of a man who is SERIOUSLY ill, and therefore EXTREMELY dangerous in that he has little to lose if he takes the insane option of ending the world in a series of nuclear blasts so as to preempt his own impending death.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg3HgN11nG0

In the second video clip evidently filmed during the same meeting with fellow tyrant Luthechenko, note how Putin's legs dance about uncontrollably as he sits in his chair. Contrast that unnatural fidgety look with the steady and still posture of Putin's visitor in his chair, and it doe not take a neurologist to see clearly that Putin is suffering from some sort of degenerative disease, or possibly even from a neurotoxic poison that has been administered to him in a bid to assist him on the journey to join his ancestors before he gets a chance to start WW3.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvaMhXaZXB0

So then, pellow kwantirimans, what is your opinion? Does Putin have Parkinson's Disease or Alzheimer's Disease, or has the man been poisoned by those close to him who have become worried about Putin's escalating insanity as evidenced by his senseless genocide in Ukraine?

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Bluntguy: 1:15pm On Apr 30, 2022
E be like say the man don dey mud small small o.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 1:18pm On Apr 30, 2022
Bluntguy:
E be like say the man don dey mud small small o.

Make Putin do quick o, in Jeeeesus name, and die before dat madness push am sotay he fiti go touch wrong button.

Pesin when don know say hin time don reach to die nogo pity anybody.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Nobody: 1:21pm On Apr 30, 2022
lols, so What are we going to talk about the demented fellow who is suffering from DEMENTIA and yet is the president of the United state of America, busy mocking another man's country president as if the current president of your country hasn't been sick and visiting other countries abroad for medical checkup ever since he came into power undecided

Below are pictures of Joe biden, president of arguably the greatest nation on earth the united states of america displaying sick symptoms of DEMENTIA,

*Trembling and Falling miserably while attempting to climb the stairs.
*Shaking of an imagery ghost (or whatever) that is best known to him after presenting a speech..... Isn't that sick enough? Nah Putin own you take carry eye the see undecided

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by chronique(m): 1:22pm On Apr 30, 2022
Imagine how silly you look and sound when you say Lithuanian dictator, lukashenko. Gitanas Nauseda is the president of Lithuania and lukashenko is the president of Belarus. You obviously don't even know the people you are talking about.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 1:26pm On Apr 30, 2022
chronique:
Imagine how silly you look and sound when you say Lithuanian dictator, lukashenko. Gitanas Nauseda is the president of Lithuania and lukashenko is the president of Belarus. You obviously don't even know the people you are talking about.

Apologies professor. Please at least let me have a D-minus for effort, and don't forget to check Putin's dying tremors, which is the main point here.

Sank you and Got breast Argentina.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Sirlancelort(m): 1:35pm On Apr 30, 2022
chronique:
Imagine how silly you look and sound when you say Lithuanian dictator, lukashenko. Gitanas Nauseda is the president of Lithuania and lukashenko is the president of Belarus. You obviously don't even know the people you are talking about.

Thanks to CNN & BBC everybody now don become reporter.

Jakumo:


Apologies professor. Please at least let me have a D-minus for effort, and don't forget to check Putin's dying tremors, which is the main point here.

Sank you and Got breast Argentina.

Last last everybody go die

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 1:41pm On Apr 30, 2022
Sirlancelort:


Thanks to CNN & BBC everybody now don become reporter.

Last last everybody go die

Na so. But no be ebiribody get pawa to throway bomb when fit end dis world one-time gbosaaaaa !

Make dem do quick kill am o, before dat craze make am start WW3. Putin na certified mad man. Lie no good.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by longetivity(m): 1:42pm On Apr 30, 2022
Continue the propaganda OP

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 1:46pm On Apr 30, 2022
longetivity:
Continue the propaganda OP

Pinshure no dey lie na. Take ya korro-korro eye look am. See as how hin hand dey shake like say di man don dey shak Sapele wata tey-tey.

See how hin leg no gree wakka, like say stroke don nak am left hook.

Na die dat craze man Putin dey die so o. Go write am down. Dem don poison am.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by chronique(m): 1:55pm On Apr 30, 2022
Sirlancelort:


Thanks to CNN & BBC everybody now don become reporter.


I tire. Even the ones who don't know anything about what they are saying.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 2:00pm On Apr 30, 2022
chronique:


I tire. Even the ones who don't know anything about what they are saying.

Chai ! Na only Oga Chronique wakka come?

My fellow widows, make una check the video na, and tell me weda na lie I dey lie say Putin don dey die by installment.

See how hin hand dey shake. See how hin right leg dey dance Congo music, wey hin left leg dey drag for ground like dog when trap hol am.

Haba. Abi na history we come do lesson here?

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 2:02pm On Apr 30, 2022
Johnnycastro18:
lols, so What are we going to talk about the demented fellow who is suffering from DEMENTIA and yet is the president of the United state of America, busy mocking another man's country president as if the current president of your country hasn't been sick and visiting other countries abroad for medical checkup ever since he came into power undecided

Below are pictures of Joe biden, president of arguably the greatest nation on earth the united states of america displaying sick symptoms of DEMENTIA,

*Trembling and Falling miserably while attempting to climb the stairs.
*Shaking of an imagery ghost (or whatever) that is best known to him after presenting a speech..... Isn't that sick enough undecided

Make we face Putin own first, Oga. Small time you go show me my grandmama pinshure to take am divert awa 'tory go anoda place.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by seunny4lif(m): 2:21pm On Apr 30, 2022
So Alexander Lukashenko is no more the president of Belarus, he has moved to Lithuania grin grin grin grin
Yet Seun allow this kind of thread on his Blog angry angry angry angry
No need to say anything,

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 2:25pm On Apr 30, 2022
seunny4lif:
So Alexander Lukashenko is no more the president of Belarus, he has moved to Lithuania grin grin grin grin
Yet Seun allow this kind of thread on his Blog angry angry angry angry
No need to say anything,

Oya, come go meet me under Oshodi bridge by 3pm today, make we fight Gonfu-style to see who get sense pass.

If you wake up for emergency ward and still sabi ya name, na him be say Papa God pity you today.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Nobody: 2:28pm On Apr 30, 2022
A Nigerian having headache over Putin...wonders shall never cease.

I will just mention people you should be truly worried about.

Buhari

Tinubu

Atiku

Ngige

Wike

Etc etc


Focus on bringing great and (mentally+physically ) fit leaders at home rather than agonise over someone who has done and is doing exceedingly well for his country.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 2:32pm On Apr 30, 2022
topcatking:
A Nigerian having headache over Putin...wonders shall never cease.

I will just mention people you should be truly worried about.

Buhari

Tinubu

Atiku

Ngige

Wike

Etc etc


Focus on bringing great and (mentally+physically ) fit leaders at home rather than agonise over someone who has done and is doing exceedingly well for his country.

You have actually made a valid point. However, as the exalted Baale of Belarus and Ashipa of Peckham-London, my primary concern is that lunatic Putin does not pour san-sand for inside my garri by ending the world in a nuclear blast.

None of the other Nigerian celebrities that you have listed have that capacity to end the world before my cocoyam crop is ripe enough for harvest. This is my concern. Please, help us kill Putin in time.

Got breast Armenia.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by hayzed19(m): 2:35pm On Apr 30, 2022
So Alexander Lukashenko is a tyrant because he refused to accept the West's agendas and did not sanction Russia.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 2:40pm On Apr 30, 2022
hayzed19:
So Alexander Lukashenko is a tyrant because he refused to accept the West's agendas and did not sanction Russia.

My humble prediction is that both Lukashenko and Mad Vlad Putin will be stoned to death by baying mobs, in preparation for displaying their battered cadavers suspended from industrial cranes in the heart of their long-suffering nation's respective capitals, just as was the fate of Mussolini when his tyrannical regime imploded.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by chronique(m): 3:32pm On Apr 30, 2022
seunny4lif:
So Alexander Lukashenko is no more the president of Belarus, he has moved to Lithuania grin grin grin grin
Yet Seun allow this kind of thread on his Blog angry angry angry angry
No need to say anything,
. Dude doesn't even know that Lithuania and Russia are enemies...lol.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by seunny4lif(m): 3:35pm On Apr 30, 2022
chronique:

. Dude doesn't even know that Lithuania and Russia are enemies...lol.
I swear grin grin

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by VictorUSA(m): 3:45pm On Apr 30, 2022
Depression will send putin to grave.He's a nuisance and a disgrace to the international comunity.He'll die by sucide like Hitler.Like Hitler like Putin.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by hayzed19(m): 6:35pm On Apr 30, 2022
grin grin grin grin
Which episode be this?
Jakumo:


My humble prediction is that both Lukashenko and Mad Vlad Putin will be stoned to death by baying mobs, in preparation for displaying their battered cadavers suspended from industrial cranes in the heart of their long-suffering nation's respective capitals, just as was the fate of Mussolini when his tyrannical regime imploded.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 6:59pm On Apr 30, 2022
hayzed19:
grin grin grin grin
Which episode be this?

A more likely scenario than my wishful hopes would be for Mad Vlad Putin to suffer a massive stroke so debilitating that he is put on life support fully conscious but totally paralyzed for months before finally kicking the bucket to the profound relief of the civilized world. And so it shalt come to pass in Jeeesus name, amen.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 7:04pm On Apr 30, 2022
VictorUSA:
Depression will send putin to grave.He's a nuisance and a disgrace to the international comunity.He'll die by sucide like Hitler.Like Hitler like Putin.

Putin is indeed clinically insane yet also extremely evil and sadistic in character. Hopefully when Putin dies Russia will enter a new era of non-belligerence and international cooperation under the leadership of compassionate and constructive replacements elected after that satanic figure called Putin is consigned to the dustbin of history or slam-dunked in jail after a fair trial in The Hague as his just reward for these horrendous acts of genocide currently unfolding.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by hayzed19(m): 11:13pm On Apr 30, 2022
May God help us all.
In as much the UNSC big 5 is of Allies and Axis, there is no relief in this world.
Jakumo:


A more likely scenario than my wishful hopes would be for Mad Vlad Putin to suffer a massive stroke so debilitating that he is put on life support fully conscious but totally paralyzed for months before finally kicking the bucket to the profound relief of the civilized world. And so it shalt come to pass in Jeeesus name, amen.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 2:20am On May 01, 2022
hayzed19:
May God help us all.
In as much the UNSC big 5 is of Allies and Axis, there is no relief in this world.

One would imagine that quite a few Kremlin officials are just as alarmed as NATO about Mad Vlad Putin's almost daily threats to use nuclear weapons. Here's hoping that one of the reported 57 doctors who attend to Putin will find the courage to prevent WW3 by stealthily poisoning the demon Putin. and sending him off to unite with his colleagues in the deepest recesses of hell.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 7:45am On May 01, 2022
Well, well, well. What a difference a day makes. Now we know that mad Vlad Putin is in fact about to join his ancestors via a horrible prolonged death from Stage 4 pancreatic cancer compounded with Alzheimer's Disease.

https://www.nairaland.com/7104405/putin-undergo-cancer-operation-hand

To the scholars in the house who got so upset and distraught over my earlier misidentification of Luthechenko as the Baale of Burkina Faso, please accept my due apologies, and then kindly check the link I have provided for your perusal above.

Got breast Antarctica.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by BrickDevo: 11:52am On May 01, 2022
Johnnycastro18:
lols, so What are we going to talk about the demented fellow who is suffering from DEMENTIA and yet is the president of the United state of America, busy mocking another man's country president as if the current president of your country hasn't been sick and visiting other countries abroad for medical checkup ever since he came into power undecided

Below are pictures of Joe biden, president of arguably the greatest nation on earth the united states of america displaying sick symptoms of DEMENTIA,

*Trembling and Falling miserably while attempting to climb the stairs.
*Shaking of an imagery ghost (or whatever) that is best known to him after presenting a speech..... Isn't that sick enough? Nah Putin own you take carry eye the see undecided
You dey mind the op, he must have been brainwashed with Western propaganda

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Jakumo(m): 12:13pm On May 01, 2022
BrickDevo:

You dey mind the op, he must have been brainwashed with Western propaganda

Fellas, fellas, fellas. There is simply no need for this hysteria and hyperventilation. If Joe Biden dies in office Kamala Harris will step into his shoes as the President and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, in keeping with pre-existing mechanisms of succession in the event of the unexpected. Let us not consume precious time here agreeing that the sky is blue or that the tight snapper of younger women is preferable, all else being equal.

For the avoidance of doubt, this topic was created not to debate the state of US President Joe Biden's physical health, but to highlight the simple fact that war criminal and genocide instigator Mad Vlad Putin of Russia is a dying man who is becoming more reckless as his health deteriorates along his highway to hell and his date with Satan.

Anyway, thanks for your input gentlemen. As the old saying goes, all publicity is GOOD publicity, meaning that every response whether supportive or antagonistic to the view expressed in this forum topic, bounces the topic back to the top of page 1 of Nairaland's political discussion forum, which in turn assures that more eyes will read my humble offerings here. For this I am always appreciative.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by AlphaTaikun: 2:40pm On May 01, 2022
Jakumo:
Well, well, well. What a difference a day makes. Now we know that mad Vlad Putin is in fact about to join his ancestors via a horrible prolonged death from Stage 4 pancreatic cancer compounded with Alzheimer's Disease.

https://www.nairaland.com/7104405/putin-undergo-cancer-operation-hand

To the scholars in the house who got so upset and distraught over my earlier misidentification of Luthechenko as the Baale of Burkina Faso, please accept my due apologies, and then kindly check the link I have provided for your perusal above.

Got breast Antarctica.
@Jakumo, thanks for the feedback
you gave to my NL post over an hour ago. A great thread you have
here.

I have a close family member too who has tremors and that leg shuffling, but thanks to advanced medical tech, there's a final cure for Parkinson's in the U.S., Canada and a few Western nations. Alzheimer's too will regress due to recent trends in stem cell medicine.


This leaves us with the strange stage 4 cancer that "Vladolf" Putin allegedly has. This is a double
whammy and has NO cure at
stage 4!

I always knew that Putin's actions over Ukraine were not normal and logical and just like you, I share your concerns about this dude using the nuclear bombs before
he passes on. My fam is spread all over North America, England and
Nigeria, so getting hit by nukes would be the ultimate Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD).

The "nuclear winter" fallout would
also affect countries not directly hit by nuclear bombs. Cancer cases would rise and folks would painfully beg to die due to the intense pain.

I just hope Putin and his close goons get taken out soon to save the global economy from hyper-inflation and imminent social unrests.

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Re: Mad Vlad Putin Is Dying. Is It Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Or Poison by Obrigardo: 3:16pm On May 01, 2022
It's Parkinson's disease.

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