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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by etrange: 1:05pm On Jul 21, 2022
There's no difference between hookers and those those that pick them up. Y'all are in the same circle. So whatever you do to each other should be settled internally.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by devilmaycry1(m): 1:07pm On Jul 21, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


Any ATENTE or any group of ATENTE to disturb dis SWEET topic, Na to BLAST BLAST the PESIN left leg wit my old KALA!


make I SHINE Disco LITE 4 dis topic Sharp Sharp!



OP, E good make PESIN de awake wen u Carry ASHAWOO daybreak..


although me I NEVER invite ASHAWOO come my house to sleep OVER!


E better for me to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house and NACK short time den come BACK house jeje..

people way de Carry ASHAWOO daybreak, some of Dem, the matterz no de end WELL..


I don SETTLE dis kind matterz b4.. at ikeja, toyin STREET, na Las year E happen..


around 4am in d morning wen I de come back from ASHAWOO house bcus sometimes I de JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by dat time to NACK!


As I de come BACK, NaSo I see a guy and a girl, Dem de SHOUT 4 each other.. NaSo i JAZZ in der UNIT.. I ask d girl waiting happen, she talk sey she No Sabi dis guy ooo, d guy just see her dis early morning come de disturb her for FUVK.. me I no sey she de lie 4 me..


so I ask the guy, sey waiting really happen.. the guy sey em Carry dis girl daybreak Las week, as em wake up in d morning, em no SEE money wey de em wallet again..


to make d story short..


I SETTLE d matterz..


I tell d girl to carry d guy JAZZ in one tight CONNER and give d guy better FUVK bcus I no sey she no get money to pay d guy back..



NaSo Dem JAZZ in 1 CONNER..


U no d REST story NAA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Keep on jazzing
Jazz gee

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by GeneralPula: 1:09pm On Jul 21, 2022
LagBlogger:


This is one question I ask myself. A perfectly healthy person can die at anytime, how would you explain yourself.

[b]There’s something I draw out of one hypothesis I run..

I read diff news of people that died while sleeping. It’s usually he arrived back from office, ate and went to bed or he slept after watching a football match at 8pm..

But hardly will you see people die if they sleep after 12am. Try to reason this deeply - people who sleep at 1am, 2am, 3/4/am hardly die in the sleep..

Most of these hookers. People will carry them. They’ll enter bar to flex till 12/1/2am, some people even chill till 3am(Clubbing). They just have sex slept a while and babe will move..

Hardly will you hear a hooker dies in a clients place except maybe they used her or killed her.. It hardly happens..

Different thread about men not having sex with prostitutes anymore has been on front page. I believe it because more men are saying no to marriage.. Many men carries prostitutes/hookers. From Doctors to lawyers to business men to politicians to pastors to imams etc..

If not for all these hookers, majority of marriages for don crash scatter..

How do a married man with a wife that’s denying sex but don’t want to divorce his wife, goes about satisfying himself if there are no hookers? Can he rape wife? NO. Can he use force? NO. They only available solution is hooker/side chicks..

I don’t think women are prostitutes because they’re greedy or any other reasons, they’re just prostitutes because it’s natural in them. It has always been like that since the beginning of time..

I doubt if there’s any woman that comes to this world and die with just 1 diccck fuckedd.. [/b]

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by truthCoder: 1:11pm On Jul 21, 2022
MatrixCircle:
All the the 4 times I tried to knack olosho prick no gree wake up from sleep. Olosho tried all tricks she Sabi the guy refused to wake up from sleep.
I tried another olosho another day the boy no gree wake hmmmm na so I stop anything olosho.
I dey do non olosho well with peace of mind.

Erectile dysfunction

Your korope must carry passengers. If e no fit carry, no be passenger fault

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Connected1: 1:16pm On Jul 21, 2022
Westernequinox:
Proverbs 7
My son, keep my words and treasure up my commandments with you; keep my commandments and live; keep my teaching as the apple of your eye; bind them on your fingers; write them on the tablet of your heart. Say to wisdom, “You are my sister,” and call insight your intimate friend, to keep you from the forbidden woman, from the adulteress with her smooth words. For at the window of my house I have looked out through my lattice, and I have seen among the simple, I have perceived among the youths, a young man lacking sense, passing along the street near her corner, taking the road to her house in the twilight, in the evening, at the time of night and darkness. And behold, the woman meets him, dressed as a prostitute, wily of heart. She is loud and wayward; her feet do not stay at home; now in the street, now in the market, and at every corner she lies in wait. She seizes him and kisses him, and with bold face she says to him, “I had to offer sacrifices, and today I have paid my vows; so now I have come out to meet you, to seek you eagerly, and I have found you. I have spread my couch with coverings, colored linens from Egyptian linen; I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take our fill of love till morning; let us delight ourselves with love. For my husband is not at home; he has gone on a long journey; he took a bag of money with him; at full moon he will come home.”
Proverbs 7:1-20



Life is practical for the wise, Godly wisdom would give to length of days and peace.
This is about adultery, my dear brethren.

Not really Fornication.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by 190theclown: 1:32pm On Jul 21, 2022
FiremanX:
Clown

Your fada grin
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by plsdisvirginme: 1:39pm On Jul 21, 2022
Konjiboii:
I remember my friend back in PH elder brother that took her hooker all night and refuse to pay the complete money, this babe scooped water from a puddle and made some incantations and just left, couple of weeks later bro just died mysteriously.
.
Which area in ph did it happened

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Yankee101: 1:43pm On Jul 21, 2022
Why spend the night with her in the first place?
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by sonofElElyon: 2:07pm On Jul 21, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
In your own interest, do short time and let the babe go. You wan carry ashawo daybreak abii? You want her to come to your house and spend the night with you right?grin

The question is... do you know who she is
Some guys have learnt a bitter lesson paying hookers for a night.

4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin

The mod that put this on front page must also be a "customer"

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Sincinnati: 2:09pm On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.
Tales by daylight!

I earnestly pray most Nigerians get over their numerous dumb beliefs.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Deegeorge(m): 2:15pm On Jul 21, 2022
Sincinnati:
Tales by daylight!

I earnestly pray most Nigerians get over their numerous dumb beliefs.

Dumb beliefs you say? person way sumtn never happen for him kororo eyes no go talk wetin u Dy talk...Dre are things that even ur human reasoning can't comprehend

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Bamz(m): 2:19pm On Jul 21, 2022
jojothaiv:
All in the name of Instruments meet and greet, why not try out abstinence, asceticism or celibacy.

Life has gone beyond throwing bodies around...

Truly spoken.

No woman can hold any man that has mastered sexual discipline to ransom, no matter how beautiful she is.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Sincinnati: 2:24pm On Jul 21, 2022
Deegeorge:


Dumb beliefs you say? person way sumtn never happen for him kororo eyes no go talk wetin u Dy talk...Dre are things that even ur human reasoning can't comprehend
Dee Biko when you go village you tell your nephews and nieces this fairytale, please don't forget to start with "Ifo cha kpi."

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by moodyguy: 3:02pm On Jul 21, 2022
faceland:


Cuddling and doing two or three rounds (especially doing one round by 6am).

I don't subscribe to taking anyone home or even patronizing hookers, however, if you must do, do it at a cheap hotel.
Baddest guy.....u sabi am

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Konjiboii: 3:12pm On Jul 21, 2022
plsdisvirginme:
.
Which area in ph did it happened


That psychiatric hospital road side
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Countersam(m): 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
In your own interest, do short time and let the babe go. You wan carry ashawo daybreak abii? You want her to come to your house and spend the night with you right?grin

The question is... do you know who she is
Some guys have learnt a bitter lesson paying hookers for a night.

4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin
In your best interest, stop carrying olosho/ashawo.

Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by sharpwriter(m): 3:16pm On Jul 21, 2022
tobby94:
There is one that happened in my area the guy is married so the wife travelled or so sha,he now Invited hookup babe for overnight na so the girl sleep no wake up the next day,it’s a serious matter now since May.fresh couples of let’s say 2years wahala Dey Make God help us
Chai... Guy man enter trap!
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Slmgirldippussy: 3:21pm On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.



My Dad driver once had similar experience with a neutral lady he met at a function.
The lady told him that she is going to help him but she shouldn't be afraid of what she is going to show her...the lady turn to snake baba Raimi screen and ran out. Before he could get back to the hotel with people the lady has checked out.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Taku555(m): 3:22pm On Jul 21, 2022
Ximenez:
How many minutes to cum wey you go lusgard allow babe sleepover for your crib?
some of spend 2 - 3 hours before cumin
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by sharpwriter(m): 3:25pm On Jul 21, 2022
Konjiboii:
I remember my friend back in PH elder brother that took her hooker all night and refuse to pay the complete money, this babe scooped water from a puddle and made some incantations and just left, couple of weeks later bro just died mysteriously.

shocked shocked
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Slmgirldippussy: 3:29pm On Jul 21, 2022
For people that carry hook up babes...you must have been disappointed several times.
They will send pics..very beautiful
When they appear in person your morale will just go down. It has happened bro me on several occasions..I just told the girl to suck me make I pay 4k
She doesn't even know how to suck..I felt like a crap. I have to hook up with another babe. This one dey fair enough just that the body don suffer too much. Stretch mark everywhere...big big ones like NEPA pole .
One time I tried CR ..the lady came from Lagos .she fine yes but pussy too big.
I tell U she no need wet before U knack am. The gate is wide that leads there.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Tunagee(m): 3:34pm On Jul 21, 2022
ChemicalReaction:
What if she dies in your house?

How people invite strangers to their home and feel comfortable beats my imagination.

Na God dey save person sha.

Aside from stealing ones property, or probably destiny, what if she dies is another serious matter cos you dont know what she is battling with

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by jclassiq(m): 3:40pm On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.

C0ck and bull.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Tonnyray: 3:47pm On Jul 21, 2022
Lol. "Next time.."
Like you should even have any dealings with those jezebels in the first place.
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by makapella(m): 3:55pm On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.
You are still in touch?? I don't see you living beyond next year if you continue in gross stupidity and I ain't our host false prophet.
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by pocohantas(f): 4:04pm On Jul 21, 2022
tobby94:
There is one that happened in my area the guy is married so the wife travelled or so sha,he now Invited hookup babe for overnight na so the girl sleep no wake up the next day,it’s a serious matter now since May.fresh couples of let’s say 2years wahala Dey Make God help us

I guess the wife would be expected to stand by him virtuously. Poor woman…

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by amakanancy(f): 4:04pm On Jul 21, 2022
shilenji:
She fit be witch and steal your destiny.
Do you think it takes a whole night for a witch to destroy your destiny?
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by PapaFejiro: 4:12pm On Jul 21, 2022
Another point is that your good can kill you. Even if you feed her well, pay her extra sef, she might see you as a target and inform criminals that you have money.
They could plan to kidnap you.
Take to a hotel and not your house and it should be short time.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by SaiRuiMall: 4:14pm On Jul 21, 2022
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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Babastrong(m): 4:23pm On Jul 21, 2022
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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Orgasmgiver123(m): 4:38pm On Jul 21, 2022
Samuelnze:
Damn nigger, those army boots you gave me on sunday night to use kick some assess dey stink oh, Damn, i hope say no be oga bubu wear am during his military days?
They stink die
Hehehe
Yo bruv

Na yakubu gowan and obasanjo share am wear grin


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by roseIyn(f): 4:43pm On Jul 21, 2022
FiremanX:
Some guys dey try Sha,,,,me I can never let a prostitute sleep in my house,,,,never!
which house wey you get?
Criminal like you, no be your secondary school mate slum you dey follow squat?

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