a friend is posting this through my moniker...




I'm not what you would
call fat. I have muscles,
but also fat to back it up,
so I'm not exactly "fit"
either. My only problem
is that unlike a girl,i have lots of junk in my trunk which bothers me...
in my mother's
family there's a running
theme of having a big
butt and thighs, men and
women. Now, this is a
little annoying, because
no matter how thin or fit
I become, my butt seems
to be the same size, and
therefor i have a
very weird figure 8 shape. I have a
hard time finding boxers and jeans
that fit me, since the waist
size need to be so big to
get my pants past my huge and meaty
thighs.
I don't know what happened but it seems all the fat i gain goes down to my ass
because I've had it all my
life. so I'm
afraid that I'm never
going to get rid of it. Can
someone help me or give
me some tips to get my
butt and thighs to not
"stick out" so much?
Thanks..

You dey gather buttocks when some girls no get...

I think what you have to do is to embark on some buttock precise exercises.

Mehn, I would really like to see your sisters o

On a more serious note, there are lots of butt exercises yu can do. just try to Google it. They help by thickening the gluteal muscles found at the buttocks and shedding some fat found there
But since it runs in your family, I doubt if they would reduce

Don't let the likes of masonk, hezron lorraine get hold of you, them be booty lashers.

awon gay da?..... na dis kain thing dem dey like na

Do squats they will reduce it

Pishure or NA lie u dey lie

@Brosses ..nor be me get big ass oooo. Na my padi dey use my handle.... Ya dig??

funny but true......op tie wrapper if jean no gree u wear

lol you'd get countless pms cos of this. LMAO

Search for tips on YouTube.

Food_consumer: @Brosses ..nor be me get big ass oooo. Na my padi dey use my handle.... Ya dig??

they wa t to taste u

Food_consumer: @Brosses ..nor be me get big ass oooo. Na my padi dey use my handle.... Ya dig??

they want to taste u

Ivanovic own still pass am

mikael78: Ivanovic own still pass am

chai e b lyk say u dhy my mynd guy just be proud of ur 'asset' nd kip shakin it 4 momma. Lol

Let me know ur mother.. lool

i didnt say anything ooh..
#singing ukwu by timaya#

Mondisweets: they want to taste u

Mondi , l think its clear now that you enjoy doing doing Certain things to Man-butt.
Carry go , nothing do you .

@op , Similar thing here. I think its only a problem if you think it is.
A girl like Mondi would Kolo for you bad

Afam4eva: You dey gather buttocks when some girls no get...

I think what you have to do is to embark on some buttock precise exercises.

Like the delectable Mondisweets said, squats can help him.

@op, you should be proud of what GOD has given you.GOD gives who HE wishes.

guy we are in the same shoe, ,

Ask Ivanovic or Joe Cole...

Come on...
Pictures joor

Sahke waht ur mmaa gvae u!!

joromi: Come on...
Pictures joor

Gay alert!

Chei, never a dull moment on NL

[size=38pt]BTW, OP, are you a Chelsea fan? Hazard and Ivanovich butts[/size]

^You wan masturbate on him pics ni or wetin?

^^^ no way dude!

@OP, there is nothing you can do about it. If footballers like Hulk, Ivanovich, Hazard get protruding butts despite all their runnings; then you've got no hope.

Still wait for pics though.

Pics or it didn't happen

But I really don't think a straight guy should be concerned about the size of his butt, whether big or small. He said he isn't fat, so definitely the size of the bxutt shouldn't be that out of proportion..if anything, it may as well make you look good.

Just find the right size of trousers in the market, or better still, get a good tailor to make your trousers. Boxers/briefs come in different sizes too.



And I'm VERY sure it's not as big as Tyson Gay's butt.

pasqal09: Don't let the likes of masonk, hezron lorraine get hold of you, them be booty lashers.