kilokeys:

we r circumcised Men.. no nook for smegma to hide.

and u are one rude little girl

no copy us o.. if u like no baff, no wash up o.. u hear

, me rude? anyway! take the advice to avoid smelly balls

Misogynist2014:
Funny thread! An ambitious op wants to compare divinely inspired manliness with püssy.

Since a woman was made out of man Don't you fink that's why the VJ has an offensive odour? Cos am sure if God had made us seperately,this wnt be an issue @ all! This goes to prove men stink on the inside more than outside lol

Hello?! Please what is a joystick? Is it the one used for playing video games?

MrHardOn:
Thanks to Rod specialist like Op, Ishilove, Nneka123 and CytochromeC just to mention few.
Ladies say no to smelly rods.
If it ain't clean don't fuucck it or succk it.
If you fucck it....don't suck it.
If you suck it....don't swallow cum.
Clean rod for clean pusssy.
Dirty rod for Clean Bum.
Stand for your rights....You deserve clean and well shaven rods and balls.

, lwkm! your username says it all!

Nneka123:
, me rude? anyway! take the advice to avoid smelly balls

if not for d abuse of media files.. i would have snapped and shared the finest combination brown and baby pink. the best u would ever see

anyways its way neater than ur pink and purples.

Olaooni88:
Guy, speak only for yah self oh! (if truly u're clean down there) because 90% of guys are nt concious of taking care of their 'under' properly cos their negligence. Some men under stinks like pig den.. #Talkin frm experience tho

yehh!! mama experience

Afrok:
Nice one op, but before some guys can think about how clean their joysticks are, some girls would've put it inside their mouth and have it cleaned and washed up in another way using their tongues and saliva before guiding it towards the zero path .

If a man doesn't take care of his joystick, some girls will?

MrHardOn:
Thanks to Rod specialist like Op, Ishilove, Nneka123 and CytochromeC just to mention few.
Ladies say no to smelly rods.
If it ain't clean don't fuucck it or succk it.
If you fucck it....don't suck it.
If you suck it....don't swallow cum.
Clean rod for clean pusssy.
Dirty rod for Clean Bum.
Stand for your rights....You deserve clean and well shaven rods and balls.

Clown of life!

Op stop following men with smelly rods.
Nneka123. I didn't ask you for bloow job. If I need one...will definitely get on Nairaland. Ladies are willing...and its free.You definitely not a pro..I deal with Pros. Wouldn't even allow you to touch my rod...not to talk of having your lips on it.

kilokeys:


if not for d abuse of media files.. i would have snapped and shared the finest combination brown and baby pink. the best u would ever see

anyways its way neater than ur pink and purples.

you still got an option, sexuality section dey! go and upload it there

MrHardOn:
Op stop following men with smelly rods.
Nneka123. I didn't ask you for bloow job. If I need one...will definitely get on Nairaland. Ladies are willing...and its free.You definitely not a pro..I deal with Pros. Wouldn't even allow you to touch my rod...not to talk of having your lips on it.

Better for you! go for your type!

SirShymex:
Lol. I'm glad I inspired someone today - elated as fvck. Like 2pac said, "if you can't change the world, the least you can do is to inspire someone to change the world" (paraphrasing).

Regardless, any guy walking around with a smelly django ought to be stripped naked, and whopped with a switch. Gotta stay clean at all times!

Nice thread!

Sorry sir but ur post was anything but inspirational! Save the sarcasm for you and ur guys,prolly need it more than I do! Btw u lack a good sense of humour!

That is an advice from a lady (I guess) to you guyzzz, see your life inside outside,lollllllllll Rextayne if u like clean am,if u like dnt clean am.......na u dey carry una "joystick"all around.mtchewwwwww.

It's babes like you who will still suucck it. Instead of you to plead with him to keep his rod clean.

Nneka123:
you still got an option, sexuality section dey! go and upload it there

and send u the link shey?. cos u are d hygiene joystick doctor.. i dont do public health issues.. i am a private man..
if u wanna examine me further.. send a pm. shikena.

flowjoe:
Washing the joystick with soap will cause lather this can lead to up & down movement
Which can further lead to

Mas_turbation!

Rawani:
The fact is that ladies have to pay extra-extra attention to their veejay, otherwise they risk making the bedroom smell like a fish market. Most of the measures in that article are for uncircumcised males which does not apply to most Nigerian men. A bath is just enough to keep chairman fresh and ready for the next job.

Exaleey

the joystick is naturally as clean as clinton

Nneka123:
yeah! preach! pass the lovely message to these stupid men!!

did u just say "stupid men" are the men in your life that stupid eg ur boyfrd,broda n the only man that gave u existence. Are they really stupid?

kilokeys:

and send u the link shey?. cos u are d hygiene joystick doctor.. i dont do public health issues.. i am a private man..
if u wanna examine me further.. send a pm. shikena.

haha , bye!

Nneka123. Yeah will go for my type. Before nko. I only go for pink lips. You don't have that. Do you?.
When people like Dechandel, Folabayo1, Preciousbeauty,Softysparky, Ishilove, Farano, Kath5kouture, CytochromeC, Voodoo85 are there. Just to name few....even Tundeayo2020 and Bisixclusive.

Nneka123:
haha , bye!

better run away..

or else i wii teey ur mummy for u.

the sun is not up yet and u r perusing explicit matters

THE MALE JOYSTICK

Afrok:
Nice one op, but before some guys can think about how clean their joysticks are, some girls would've put it inside their mouth and have it cleaned and washed up in another way using their tongues and saliva before guiding it towards the zero path .

If a man doesn't take care of his joystick, some girls will?

dis man ....u b bad fella...chai abeg no spoil me oooo

Pictures OR idonbelivit

himkers:
Some boys are in the politics section shouting Change, when they haven't even changed their boxers in years.

well said ooo. LOL...sm guys dirty sha...sm no go bath everyday sef.

Misogynist2014:
You're actually right! Due to the fact that god was rushing to create Eve so that Adam(the original image of god) won't die in his dream, he forgot to shave face of the püssy like he did for the inspired manliness, that's why a lot of men can't see the püssy when fücking a girl due to the thick, damp, marshy rainforest that produces methane, a deadly greenhouse gas that warms our atmosphere (2billion tons of methane emanate from the püssy every year, warming the precious manosphere). To cap it all, some girls' püssy hair traps a lot of dirt, which oozes out when you put a little water on it, some have even turned to white, that's why men don't lick that stuff. Little do I wonder why men call it 'püssy'. (I intentionally used 'g' so as not to bring God into this.)

www.nairaland.com/attachments/229503_ROFLMAODog_gif3fa44b12f55ba64fc785c3a5794ba92e

*dies* Some people are "wuckid!!" Buwahahahahaha.

Kath5kouture:

Since a woman was made out of man Don't you fink that's why the VJ has an offensive odour? Cos am sure if God had made us seperately,this wnt be an issue @ all! This goes to prove men stink on the inside more than outside lol

Women are the only beasts(animals) that gush out blood due to the mighty curse god gave to her when she made his image sin against him.

my girl will say " if I don't take care of him ( my django) who will?

Misogynist2014:
You're actually right! Due to the fact that god was rushing to create Eve so that Adam(the original image of god) won't die in his dream, he forgot to shave face of the püssy like he did for the inspired manliness, that's why a lot of men can't see the püssy when fücking a girl due to the thick, damp, marshy rainforest that produces methane, a deadly greenhouse gas that warms our atmosphere (2billion tons of methane emanate from the püssy every year, warming the precious manosphere). To cap it all, some girls' püssy hair traps a lot of dirt, which oozes out when you put a little water on it, some have even turned to white, that's why men don't lick that stuff. Little do I wonder why men call it 'püssy'. (I intentionally used 'g' so as not to bring God into this.)

girls have suffered oh! Dies

Dicks don't normally smell but balls do.

Nihilist:


Only God knows the kind of dirty men that the OP has been having sex with cos we all know that most foul smells encountered during intercourse usually emanates from the vagina.

Anyway thanks for the advice sha. I hope you sent a copy to your obviously dirty boyfriend

2litres of 5 alive for you

Gynacologist:
dis man ....u b bad fella...chai abeg no spoil me oooo

sir! Looking at ur moniker, I don't think there is anything new to U again .