KanwuliaJara:


Because it is a fact!
We celebrate FREEDOM when we get divorced!
I live in a PRISON. . . called marriage.
I can't wait for a divorce!

See what 2 of my co-workers celebrated this week?

I thought they just graduated from one graduate school o . . . Come to find out say na DIVORCE we dey go celebrate!!!
MUCHECHECHECHEHECHE!!!!

Champele:
You are totally right,my sister is stuck with one illiterate man who use her as punching bag just to please her father. A graduate for that matter.

KanwuliaJara:
It is more BORRRRRRRRING than being locked up in GUANTANAMO!
Your SOUL-MATE is always outside the marriage!

KanwuliaJara:


Because it is a fact!
We celebrate FREEDOM when we get divorced!
I live in a PRISON. . . called marriage.
I can't wait for a divorce!

See what 2 of my co-workers celebrated this week?

I thought they just graduated from one graduate school o . . . Come to find out say na DIVORCE we dey go celebrate!!!
MUCHECHECHECHEHECHE!!!!

Dahjhi:

Hmmm.. Can the marriage scale ever be balanced? Well in rare cases I think. Some marriages are scams to either the husby or wife.. Since none is perfect then marriage will never be perfect..

bukatyne:


Lol @ slave and Government

Who wouldn't rather be the 'Government '

[size=14pt]Do we have a choice Except rare cases the table is turned around. And the husby won't find it so funny. But some women can be wonderful sha you rarely knew she was the one doing the stunts..
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Dahjhi:

[size=14pt]Do we have a choice Except rare cases the table is turned around. And the husby won't find it so funny. But some women can be wonderful sha you rarely knew she was the one doing the stunts..
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bukatyne:


You mean wife is slave & government at once?

That is some serious stunt

IDEApro:
Marriage can be very sweet and interesting if you'd use your wisdom and can be very frustrating if you're insensitive and immature

Let me share...

I and wify(sic) came back from a church programme 8pm on Tuesday. She asked If I will join her in the indomie noodle she was preparing for dinner and I said No that I desired swallow. Something to fill the stomach properly cos there is this delicious oha soup she prepared the previous day. Honestly, I wish and scheme to finish all the liver,towel and other orishirishi used to prepare it. They were so fresh...

Few minutes later, my EBA and oha soup were served and my expectations grew into anger...this woman don serve me water soup... I look across to her doing justice to her well prepared garnished indomie...(oh men, that indomie tight...green pea, carrot, egg, lettuce) and shouted in frustration: ''Why is this soup watery, am I a prisoner?

Being angry that she is having a better dinner, I raised my displeasure to the power of X5. She explained that the soup I have is the amount she could scoop from the blocked quantity and that she complimented it with water. See me see more anger...I abandoned the food and hit the bed in annoyance. This time it was a mind game. The more she beg to prepare another one the more I cunningly form ''James bond'' and slept off afterwards without eating.

Next morning, after preparing to go out I ask for fried plantain and pap, she said whatever I need I should go get it myself (hangover from lastnight) and I replied; ''since you have decided to starve me, don't shout harder to me any other night again cos I don't wanna faint'' and smiled. I guess she stole a smile, went into the room, got dressed and came out requesting I assist her with money to go see a friend. Women! I quickly dip hand into pocket and handed her a thousand naira bill and she left with just saying thank you.


I was at a lost whether to get angry again or smile off our foolishness when she came right back in with bunch of plantain then I knew my breakfast is guaranteed.
Afterwards she ask me to apologize for rejecting her food the previous night which I did and she became happy.

Umunwayi....God perfect gift.

obongproff:
Marriage scares d hell out of me?

I often ask maself dis questions:

'What if I marry d wrong person?'

'What if she gets worse or becomes a monster afta marriage?'

'Wot if I get bored before one year?'

'Wot if I stop loving her or find out wot I had was not love but infatuation?'

I wish I had some answers:/

IHate9ja1:

I find myself in the same shoes,its my biggest fear infact its so bad that i av a phobia,yes a phobia for women.anyone i admire doesnt goes beyond flirting.so many questions that needs answers.av been off dating going to 3years now.the question are always what if this and that.....?

RedEboe:
Years before i got married, I thought sleeping with same woman over & over again would get boring. Well, i've come to realise that this is not the case ESPECIALLY when a man endeavours to marry a woman he is $exually attracted to.

It was a Pleasant surprise for me to realize that a good wife is more than willing to satisfy ALL her husbands' $exual urges and desires if only he's bold enough to tell her what he wants (lots of hubbys are pussyz).

It gets better when the husband reciprocates this by making his wife comfortable enough to also share her inner-most $exual desires, and makes real effort to fulfil them.

Yes, $ex is the most important subject in marriage especially for young couples.

The AWFUL part about marriage (from the male perspective & in my own opinion) is that, Yes, you could love your wife more than anything on earth BUT for some strange reason(s), you can't get your eyes off other beautiful women that come your way. You DON'T want to keep them as second wives or mistresses, you just want a piece of the pie, for the road. (Yes I know, it's evil)

A number of married men have the capacity to bump into a hot $exy babe, appreciate 'God's creation' and move on. While for some other married men, possessed with the spirit of 'marksmanship' in their DNA, as hard as they may try, will end up going for the 'adultrous' chase...with a 90% success rate.

Well, you can guess which category I belong to. LOL!

bukatyne:


So sad
What are you doing about it?

wasmilebags:
Your ability to say am sorry wen ever u are wrong and don't allow any disagrement carry on to d next day

pwerrymansion:
I used to be the egocentric type until I met marriage and it robbed me off t and left me being selfless. Never knew also I could sleep with a man that snores like a pig and still sleep peacefully. .

obongproff:


Omo, e be like say na to open 'Marriage-Phobia' Club be dat oh, since we don plenty

bawz012:


we r different in nature... as long as d wife doesn't complain... bt if she does den d husband should adjust... I knw some ladies who actually takes responsibility of all house chores without hesitating... saying dat dey enjoy it while some don't...

IDEApro:
Marriage can be very sweet and interesting if you'd use your wisdom and can be very frustrating if you're insensitive and immature

Let me share...

I and wify(sic) came back from a church programme 8pm on Tuesday. She asked If I will join her in the indomie noodle she was preparing for dinner and I said No that I desired swallow. Something to fill the stomach properly cos there is this delicious oha soup she prepared the previous day. Honestly, I wish and scheme to finish all the liver,towel and other orishirishi used to prepare it. They were so fresh...

Few minutes later, my EBA and oha soup were served and my expectations grew into anger...this woman don serve me water soup... I look across to her doing justice to her well prepared garnished indomie...(oh men, that indomie tight...green pea, carrot, egg, lettuce) and shouted in frustration: ''Why is this soup watery, am I a prisoner?

Being angry that she is having a better dinner, I raised my displeasure to the power of X5. She explained that the soup I have is the amount she could scoop from the blocked quantity and that she complimented it with water. See me see more anger...I abandoned the food and hit the bed in annoyance. This time it was a mind game. The more she beg to prepare another one the more I cunningly form ''James bond'' and slept off afterwards without eating.

Next morning, after preparing to go out I ask for fried plantain and pap, she said whatever I need I should go get it myself (hangover from lastnight) and I replied; ''since you have decided to starve me, don't shout harder to me any other night again cos I don't wanna faint'' and smiled. I guess she stole a smile, went into the room, got dressed and came out requesting I assist her with money to go see a friend. Women! I quickly dip hand into pocket and handed her a thousand naira bill and she left with just saying thank you.


I was at a lost whether to get angry again or smile off our foolishness when she came right back in with bunch of plantain then I knew my breakfast is guaranteed.
Afterwards she ask me to apologize for rejecting her food the previous night which I did and she became happy.

Umunwayi....God perfect gift.

kmcutez:


Did you read the story?? Let me paraphrase it for you.

Wife: Dear, I am tired. I will rather prepare a simple meal of Indomie Noodles. Can you help me with dinner?
Husband: No, just go and prepare my dinner. Oh, and by the way, I want you to prepare me a more elaborate meal of eba and soup instead. I do not care if you are tired.
Wife manages to prepare his meal despite her tiredness and husband gets angry because it is not up to his standard.

Anyway a lot of women called wives in Nigeria are just glorified maids and prostitutes in their homes, so not surprised at the husband's selfishness. Once she becomes old and tired from the husband's selfishness, the husband will exchange her for a fresher and younger version.

Imagine, she is not even financially independent, and she has such a selfish husband. I pity her.

Tyresce:


Honestly! I love your writeup.
Well,my wife is a very caring n lovely wife. I so much appreciates her,even though from the inception of our marriage I didn't really love her despite the fact that she is pretty. However, she married me when I was down financially;although already a landlord with two properties.
Our problem started when I noticed she does not like my mum n I don't joke with my mum. Not like my mum lives with us. Knowing my mum to be a very free n lovely mother,also the person that encouraged me to marry her brought a lot of discrepancy btw us. However, we both have two kids together and for that reason I am trying to make the marriage works even though I can't tell the end thereof.
I know she knows I am attached to my mum that is why she is not comfortable for us being around with my mum but the truth is:she has a son...she too is attached too.

pDude:


Divorce nah.

On one hand, you boast of going home to meet your husband, while criticizing single women.

On the other hand you criticize mgbeke widows of absent husband (divorcees).

On still another hand, you talk about why can't black people stay married.

On the last hand, you criticize akata single hoodrats who are unmarried but have kids outside marriage.

On still the least hand, you boast about your adulterous escapades.

You still haven't seen the psychologist for you bipolar disorder, have you?

Mtschewww. You nor know say you Don old finish

Biko, after your divorce feel free to fix yourself into one of the above categories

cococandy:
When did you get married?

Congrats o

scribble:


we r married in d spiritual

zonax:


Ooch that's bad!
Guess you and your co-wirkers made the wrong choice of partners.

Tyresce:
@Onegai,thank you for your advice. I appreciate.

Maybe if I had really loved my wife before we got into the marriage; the issue of my mum would not have come into play.
You see!!!I was very much in loved with my ex,and because of that I had a huge challenge loving my wife. However, for the fact that she married me in my darkest time and for the love of my kids,I shall see the marriage succeeds.

One again, thanks

pDude:


Divorce nah.

On one hand, you boast of going home to meet your husband, while criticizing single women.

On the other hand you criticize mgbeke widows of absent husband (divorcees).

On still another hand, you talk about why can't black people stay married.

On the last hand, you criticize akata single hoodrats who are unmarried but have kids outside marriage.

On still the least hand, you boast about your adulterous escapades.

You still haven't seen the psychologist for you bipolar disorder, have you?

Mtschewww. You nor know say you Don old finish

Biko, after your divorce feel free to fix yourself into one of the above categories