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Krystalxxx:
Fill up the bony places on her face with good feeding, introduce the world's most expensive cream to her face and some minor face lifting surgery. Treat her to the most expensive spas on earth guaranteed to turn an elder into a toddler and coach her on character, accent, dress her in the most stylish clothes from the greatest designers in the world and take her to India for the most expensive hair treatment. All this done in private at the most secret places in the world. When they see her again, nobody will know who she was, but will definitely embrace who she now is , as the self centered world they make up. Nothing is impossible. Depending on circumstances, an ugly woman today may be the best tomorrow, but it will be very costly.

On the other hand she could sell her soul to the devil but that will have too high a price. I've once thought of it too but it was too gruesome to imagine. And the devil cheats. Not just any numbskull goes to the devil for deals. Remembering doctor faustus.

EnigmaticEnigma:
I find your epistles somewhat interestesting, yet dark and twisted

Hmmm... I wonder how the onion looks underneath all those layers

Krystalxxx:
Well......didn't someone say curiosity kills the cat ? And I'm no onion to be peeled away either. From previous observations, I have been made to understand that I am a human specie.

Krystalxxx:
Fill up the bony places on his face with good feeding, introduce the world's most expensive cream to his face and some minor face lifting surgery. Treat him to the most expensive spas on earth guaranteed to turn an elder into a toddler and coach him on character, accent, dress him in the most stylish clothes from the greatest designers in the world and take him to India for the most expensive hair treatment. All this done in private at the most secret places in the world. When they see him again, nobody will know who he was, but will definitely embrace who he now is , as the self centered world they make up. Nothing is impossible. Depending on circumstances, an ugly man today may be the best tomorrow, but it will be very costly.

kaboninc:

EnigmaticEnigma:

Just when I was looking forward to peeling your layers

pbs4real:
wat

tosyne2much:
Whats happening na?

nikkypearl:
Tosinnn! Se kin se wipe o fe ma somo?
Mi o ri e ko so mo ri o! Oya tell me.. Se u like her ni? I will help u talk to her!
Omo naa fine gan

tosyne2much:
Nikky gan gan ni mo nife, but kosi owo ni apo mi ooooo (broke guys things)

nikkypearl:
lol

Krystalxxx:
Lol why did you change it to 'him ' ?

kaboninc:
Because I don't know if a woman can do all these for a man though it happens all the time for a woman from a man.

Or you think otherwise?

amii131:
Manner from heaven




Btwn @op everything God created is beautiful

IamLEGEND1:
quiinnbee most likely

or mrs.phyno 15yrs from now...

MrsPhyno:
na u be the groom na
as long as the two of us na together forever, no problem

IamLEGEND1:
not like this...

I no want again..

MrsPhyno:
Chai see public disownment.
Don't worry karma is real I'm going to marry the other tenant.

IamLEGEND1:
the other tenant don vacate

abi him don come back ni?

MrsPhyno:
he comes and he goes y a f e e l m e

IamLEGEND1:
no I don't

I'm getting jelly.

Krystalxxx:
Well a woman does quite often. More women undergo surgeries and such for the sake of their partners .

kaboninc:
Will you do it for meee, puulleeasseee?

Krystalxxx:
Lol not a chance that I would.

tosyne2much:
Your smiley means im automatically disqualified abi?

nikkypearl:
Oya go and make money! Plenty of it o.

Mologi:
See her long mouth like ape......

Beuaty is actualy in the eye of beholder....

But this saying bride much favours

kaboninc:
What in earth would make that possible?
Brandy said she'd go and bring the moon.
What will I bring to make you treat me to that ecstatic experience?
Lol.

androidroot:
bet me your sister is not better than her

Mologi:
See her long mouth like ape......

Beuaty is actualy in the eye of beholder....

But this saying bride much favours