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Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by gflames89(m): 11:24pm On Oct 31, 2015
This is specially for wives and intending or hopeful wives; as it may save you having a stroke and high BP.

1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.

2. Men are created with varied sexual appetite ,some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week.

3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'.

4. Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of sexual tensions, especially during mid-life crises.

5. If your man is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or babe, DO NOT WORRY. But, if your man starts making midnight calls and exchanging text messages with another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED.

6. Before you choose your man, ensure he believes in AIDs, STDs and protected sex. That way, chances are that he will not bring HIV and other STDs into your life.

7. Most chronic wife beaters are the once who grew up beating thier sisters and females around, they are hardly romantic.

8. Most 'extra' loving husbands have concubines, these concubines keep the man abreast on new ways of making women happy.

9. Your man's mistress or concubine is most times not interested in you or your home. She has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your hubby’s phone. She and your hubby just have a sexual understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues.

10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to catch your husband red-handed cheating, you WILL succeed. Then what next? If u listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussions, u will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen?

11. Judge your man by his responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who he's giving 'doggie style' to in the office.

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Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by thebestonearth(m): 11:26pm On Oct 31, 2015
gflames89:
This is specially for wives and intending or hopeful wives; as it may save you having a stroke and high BP.

1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.

2. Men are created with varied sexual appetite ,some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week.

3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'.

4. Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of sexual tensions, especially during mid-life crises.

5. If your man is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or babe, DO NOT WORRY. But, if your man starts making midnight calls and exchanging text messages with another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED.

6. Before you choose your man, ensure he believes in AIDs, STDs and protected sex. That way, chances are that he will not bring HIV and other STDs into your life.

7. Most chronic wife beaters are the once who grew up beating thier sisters and females around, they are hardly romantic.

8. Most 'extra' loving husbands have concubines, these concubines keep the man abreast on new ways of making women happy.

9. Your man's mistress or concubine is most times not interested in you or your home. She has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your hubby’s phone. She and your hubby just have a sexual understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues.

10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to catch your husband red-handed cheating, you WILL succeed. Then what next? If u listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussions, u will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen?

11. Judge your man by his responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who he's giving 'doggie style' to in the office.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Mskrisx(f): 11:29pm On Oct 31, 2015
Kontinu
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:34pm On Oct 31, 2015
That's all good just as long as he won't mind me having a side entertainment of my own. Two can play that game.

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Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:34pm On Oct 31, 2015
The whole wtiteup is centered on a man and concubines,smh.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:35pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:
That's all good just as long as he won't mind me having a side entertainment of my own. Two can play that game.
and the children will berefree i suppose.

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Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:39pm On Oct 31, 2015
Jollyjoy:
and the children will berefree i suppose.

Now why would I even make children with someone like that? The less attachment, the better if he's like that. No ties that bind.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:40pm On Oct 31, 2015
If you are a player then welcome to the team
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:43pm On Oct 31, 2015
@OP

to add to ur number 8.

most *extra* loving husbands dnt only hv concubines to keep them abreast on how better to care for a woman bt also takes their personal upkeep serious. e.g always on neat cloths, high level of dress sense and rub expensive creams nd also makeup/rub powder and uses expensive perfumes, etc.

Nice tread anyway.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by frankcris(m): 11:44pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:
That's all good just as long as he won't mind me having a side entertainment of my own. Two can play that game.
I won't
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:45pm On Oct 31, 2015
frankcris:

I won't

Why?

Btw, sounds like a groovy arrangement. We can each go out & meet at the door with few questions asked.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by frankcris(m): 11:46pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Why?

cos it will be unfair to you...
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:46pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:
That's all good just as long as he won't mind me having a side entertainment of my own. Two can play that game.
You wud hv to go to western countries to do dat nd nt here in africa. lolz

Here in africa, men's words are law.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:47pm On Oct 31, 2015
gflames89:
This is specially for wives and intending or hopeful wives; as it may save you having a stroke and high BP.

1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.

2. Men are created with varied sexual appetite ,some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week.

3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'.

4. Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of sexual tensions, especially during mid-life crises.

5. If your man is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or babe, DO NOT WORRY. But, if your man starts making midnight calls and exchanging text messages with another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED.

6. Before you choose your man, ensure he believes in AIDs, STDs and protected sex. That way, chances are that he will not bring HIV and other STDs into your life.

7. Most chronic wife beaters are the once who grew up beating thier sisters and females around, they are hardly romantic.

8. Most 'extra' loving husbands have concubines, these concubines keep the man abreast on new ways of making women happy.

9. Your man's mistress or concubine is most times not interested in you or your home. She has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your hubby’s phone. She and your hubby just have a sexual understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues.

10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to catch your husband red-handed cheating, you WILL succeed. Then what next? If u listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussions, u will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen?

11. Judge your man by his responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who he's giving 'doggie style' to in the office.
Bla bla bla
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:49pm On Oct 31, 2015
Lynette2cute:
If you are a player then welcome to the team
Are u a player?
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:49pm On Oct 31, 2015
frankcris:


cos it will be unfair to you...

FAIRNESS, my favourite word. You're a correct chap.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:51pm On Oct 31, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

You wud hv to go to western countries to do dat nd nt here in africa. lolz

Here in africa, men's words are law.

Wake up from your slumber
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by frankcris(m): 11:52pm On Oct 31, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Why?

Btw, sounds like a groovy arrangement. We can each go out & meet at the door with few questions asked.
yea...cos those flirting don't mean a thing & when we come back, we will still be US.

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Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by libertyfather(m): 11:53pm On Oct 31, 2015
True talk, see all the posters above, will never accept the fact... anyway that is woman since Eve join Adam in that garden.... that's year 0001
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:55pm On Oct 31, 2015
daretodiffer:


Wake up from your slumber
Slumber? the last time i checked, slumber is synonimous wit sleeping. so hw come am currently nt just online bt also posting comments when am sleeping according to u? use another word in place of "SLUMBER" sweetheart.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by kcid(m): 11:56pm On Oct 31, 2015
Jollyjoy:
and the children will berefree i suppose.
Jollyjoy u are very ugly
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 11:56pm On Oct 31, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

You wud hv to go to western countries to do dat nd nt here in africa. lolz

Here in africa, men's words are law.

No way! We'll just have to westernise our home if he feels being a man gives him the license to go out & do whatever. Or we're simply going to have a problem. If I'm not allowed, why should he? I mean, my two eyes work too. I see sexy people grin
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 12:00am On Nov 01, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

Slumber? the last time i checked, slumber is synonimous wit sleeping. so hw come am currently nt just online bt also posting comments when am sleeping according to u? use another word in place of "SLUMBER" sweetheart.

Literally!

*sighs*
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 12:02am On Nov 01, 2015
frankcris:

yea...cos those flirting don't mean a thing & when we come back, we will still be US.

Just as long as there won't be any hurt feelings, I don't see how it wouldn't work. An open marriage. The perfect solution.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by frankcris(m): 12:03am On Nov 01, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

Slumber? the last time i checked, slumber is synonimous wit sleeping. so hw come am currently nt just online bt also posting comments when am sleeping according to u? use another word in place of "SLUMBER" sweetheart.
dude "slumber" in that post doesn't really means sleep...
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by frankcris(m): 12:04am On Nov 01, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Just as long as there won't be any hurt feelings, I don't see how it wouldn't work. An open marriage. The perfect solution.

yea...you're my kind of girl
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 12:07am On Nov 01, 2015
PunkyVeer:


No way! We'll just have to westernise our home if he feels being a man gives him the license to go out & do whatever. Or we're simply going to have a problem. If I'm not allowed, why should he? I mean, my two eyes work too. I see sexy people grin
U arent getting my point sweetie. the bible say God created "MAN" in his own image nd likeness nd nt *MAN AND WOMAN OR HUMANS*. dat scriptures means at first God didnt recognise women and it also means trying to compete wit we "MEN" means u re also trying to compete wit God bcus if God created we *MEN* in his own image nd likeness then it means we "MEN" dnt only luk like God bt we re also God. so trying to compete wit us means u re tryin to compete wit God. and tryin to compete wit God(Men) is a sin.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 12:09am On Nov 01, 2015
frankcris:


yea...you're my kind of girl

No, not really, I'm not. I'm just being sarcastic. I don't see myself in a marriage with a guy that thinks he's entitled to "extras" while being married to me. I'd rather let him live lavida loca all by himself.
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by frankcris(m): 12:11am On Nov 01, 2015
PunkyVeer:


No, not really, I'm not. I'm just being sarcastic. I don't see myself in a marriage with a guy that thinks he's entitled to "extras" while being married to me. I'd rather let him live lavida loca all by himself.

well I love the sarcastic side of you...
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 12:16am On Nov 01, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

U arent getting my point sweetie. the bible say God created "MAN" in his own image nd likeness nd nt *MAN AND WOMAN OR HUMANS*. dat scriptures means at first God didnt recognise women and it also means trying to compete wit we "MEN" means u re also trying to compete wit God bcus if God created we *MEN* in his own image nd likeness then it means we "MEN" dnt only luk like God bt we re also God. so trying to compete wit us means u re tryin to compete wit God. and tryin to compete wit God(Men) is a sin.

No offence to all super religious people, but I DO NOT live by the Bible. It doesn't dictate how I should live my life. I'm not some electronic gadget with a user's manual. I live strictly by my rules. Whatever the Bible says is speaking to those that live by it, not me. I excuse myself. So since such a rule doesn't apply to me, then we gonna need an attitude adjustment or. .
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 12:19am On Nov 01, 2015
PunkyVeer:


No offence to all super religious people, but I DO NOT live by the Bible. It doesn't dictate how I should live my life. I'm not some electronic gadget with a user's manual. I live strictly by my rules. Whatever the Bible says is speaking to those that live by it, not me. I excuse myself. So since such a rule doesn't apply to me, then we gonna need an attitude adjustment or. .
Re: Public Notice To The Over Jealous And Zealous Ladies by Nobody: 12:20am On Nov 01, 2015
frankcris:


well I love the sarcastic side of you...

Yeah, I'm sure many do truly feel like my "sarcastic side" out there. So you're in luck I guess.

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