₦airaland Forum

kraftsta:
Lwkmd...I don laugh sotee dem wan go find chain tie me

michaeltosu:
So if am getting you correctly, make we dey fear them since dem be god. For a very long I believed that the problem of this country is d govt but nw I c there is a far more bigger coward nigerians

bustabo:
Probably because u re a criminal......what u wish for others shall befall u IJN.

TruthHurts1:
As for the money thing, there is no "legally". EVERYTIME a policeman forces you to part with your money, it is an act of extortion and IT IS THEREFORE ILLEGAL!

poshpappy:
stupid hungry mophos.... thank God my uncle is SARZ

Opoki:
I just hate the men in black!

sheubaba2013:
My story with a police officer. It was a Sunday morning and I am driving towards slaughter in ph, so I saw a guy on the road and gave him a lift to slaughter. As soon as I park for d guy to alight, a police officer dragged my key from the ignition and he entered slaughter market I followed him and I told him that I didn't commit any offence and that my papers are intact and that I parked well. Before u know it he said I am speaking English abi? I told him that am a graduate he said ok we shall see. He said I must give him 3k. This officer delayed me for 3 hrs. I now remember a friend that we served together which is now an ASP, I called him and told him what happen. He said I should give the phone to the officer which happens to be a lower ranked officer. I Didn't know what my friend told him on phone he was just saying yes sir! Yes sir!! Yes sir!!! Before ending d call. The officer now told me that u get luck say we they always respect our superior. Collect ur key and get out...Na so I collect my key o jejeli without paying 1 naira. This story should heat fp.

mikidolla:
generation of vipers...

luckyboss:
Thank God i rejected the offer of been a policeman by my uncle.

logicman:
Anytime I hear about the death of a police officer I celebrate, I don't care if na person papaa or granpaa, all I think is one less baad egg, don't mention or else you go encounter drunk police with loÀded gun b4 d year runs out, naaa me know wetin I don pass tru 4 police hand dis year alone

sexaddict08:
I hate them 10 times more than u...

megabyte2:
I hate Nigeria police most of them are animal

themayor4542:
I hate police with passion.

tunapa2009:
Wow!!! This is how you think as a civilian when you find yourself in a frustrated society like Nigeria.

Op, don't allow the frustration of the society change your reasoning of "ideal" reality.

After all these precautionary measures, would that give hope to the common man or coming generation?



Let us stop being myopic.. No offence please

sketcherJ:
Police is our friend at least that is what they say, but we have come to question this statement now and often due to the nefarious and unwholesome activities of some bad eggs in the police force, these are some good tips for you to make sure you don't encounter or be a victim of these bad activities



1. Never run away from a policeman : Never run from a Nigerian policeman, whether you are innocent or guilty or you are automatically signing your death warrant, in many European countries, their police force are equipped with tasers and stun guns to use on running criminals or offenders, but the case is not so in Nigeria, where the policemen only have loaded guns with no safety catch,.
some policemen are too lazy to chase criminals, they just let the velocity of their bullets do the running business.


2. Give them their dues : whenever you meet police men at checkpoints , and they ask you for money whether legally or illegally. Please give them, don't try to be the know it all or try to be one who is current in law matters, this might sound stupid but remember you are doing this for your life and the passengers you have in your care, we have heard and seen cases of drivers refusing to give policemen their dues and their passengers suffered dearly for it.


3. Don't joke or argue with a drunk policeman ; whenever you are at a bar and you see drunk policemen with guns. It is better for you to leave the bar club or joint discreetly ,but if you must stay, avoid the policemen like fleas and don't draw too much attention to yourself, drunk policemen are just like time bombs waiting to explode. Don't joke with them, because in their drunken state, they might not able to get the meaning of your jokes well , a drunk civilian can cause havoc not to talk of a drunk policeman with a loaded gun.


4. Watch the signs ; whenever you find yourself around a policeman with a gun whether drunken or sober, always watch for any hostility signs in them , especially when a policeman start talking about killing.e.g I feel like killing somebody today, I will shoot you, if you try me, I will show you pepper etc.. Don't wait to see if the policeman is actually bluffing, take to your heels .


5. Be cautious or avoid areas where a policeman had recently been injured or beaten : when you hear or you actually see a policeman being beaten in an area, please avoid going to the area for some time, because the policemen will come for their revenge and they either they do it directly or indirectly.. Directly ( by shooting at or battering some marked men at the area) indirectly ( by arresting the residents of the area and charging them with numerous framed offences)



6. Avoid confrontations with policemen during protest : avoid daring confrontations with policemen during protests whether peaceful or not, even if you are doing it for a just cause, don't throw stones, pure water etc at them, even if you are in the company of your friends , in a crowd or public gathering, remember a bullet has no person's name on it , in a crowd...it could hit you , or anybody close to you.

See more at: http://dandywriter..com.ng/2015/12/safety-tips-to-use-around-nigerian.html?m=1#sthash.uclTdhaI.dpuf-

SUPOL:
Clap 4ur selves

SUPOL:
As if dey cared?

SUPOL:
must u comment?

logicman:
seems your father is one of dos assholes in blacks, accept my pre condolence message on his impending death, like father like child, jumping to conclusions, I no blame you,naa NL I blame, I wonder if u and ur fada can spew this trash in my presence

SUPOL:
As if dey cared?

SUPOL:
And wat are u now?

bustabo:
Pls give me ur address......I ll say it in ur presence and still land u a slap. Ur mum didn't train u well. U re better being aborted. Wasted child. Smh

tunapa2009:
Wow!!! This is how you think as a civilian when you find yourself in a frustrated society like Nigeria.

Op, don't allow the frustration of the society change your reasoning of "ideal" reality.

After all these precautionary measures, would that give hope to the common man or coming generation?



Let us stop being myopic.. No offence please