Please I am not an authority in English language and I think myself unschooled. I did not even finish secondary school. I dropped out at SS2, so bare with my errors. I am half lettered, so dont mind my construction, punctuation, spelling and paragraphs. Once again, forgive me.


Having thoroughly searched for fuel in my metropolis yesterday with no positive outcome, the sheer ecstasy that hit me suddenly when my neighour told me a station has started selling at N140 just two bus stops away from my house will be understandable if you were in my shoes.

**Okay, I dont want to turn this into an epistle, so I'll just rush it.**

I rushed to the gas station with the speed of sound and was shocked to see people in their hundreds already on a snake-like queue waiting for their turn to fill the Jerrican. Of course, there was no smiling face bar a well endowed, beautiful, very light skinned girl and her handsome, thick boyfriend(The guy looked like Usher Raymond, and the girl like Omotola), doing their PDA(Public display of affection)jejeli. My John Thomas noded to the glory of the gods when the guy was kissing her and grabbed her buttocks at the same time in one corner of the station. One guy had to jokingly say "Bros, abeg make nna reach house first na, small small pikin they here o" and everyone around them laughed.

They later came close to where I was standing, browsing the Nairaland Frontpage. So I overheard the guy say "Baby, mum said I should buy 20 litres, but I am buying 15, I will tell her they have short their nussle, and I will even tell her its N160 instead of N140, you know I need to give you 1k, you use N500 for transport and keep N500"....I was like "OMG! This fine dude is a broke asss, plus still lives with mummy". The girl just replied, "Okay, no p....Please go and check our Jerrican oo" So the guy left to hustle for fuel.

I came close to the babe while her BF was away. "I think you guys a great couple. Your boyfriend is handsome, and you look immaculately beautiful yourself" I said to her. "Awww, thanks so much" was her reply. I said, "Can I quickly tell you a story" she said "Sure", then my story: Once upon a time, there was a golden fish trapped in a pond but couldnt get out. Thats the end of part one, I will tell you part two later. She said, "Later, when? What happened to the golden fish" By now she was really smiling, and I saw her BF arguing with some guys on the other side. Seems his keg has been moved. I told her to lets forget about the fish for now that I want to give her N3k right there and then just because she was beautiful, before she could bathe an eyelid I counted N3k for her. She was dumbfounded, she didnt know whether to thank me or screem, she was just looking while holding the money in her hand.

I then told her I would like to meet her later and take her out. I also told her I would like to take care of her. Then I said, "Let me give you my card, so you can call me later" She retorted sharply, "That will be fine sir". I then slit my card down the back pocket of her Jeans, my hand feeling her heavy rear and my head swelling tremendously. As I was leaving her I said, "Please dont tell your BF about me, I dont want to cause troubles" and she said, "Sure I wont" Then I left to sit with some guys on a bench. My little time with her lasted just for about 7 minutes.

She called me around 10pm, we talked as if we have known for eons, we later chatted on whatsapp, I flirted with her a little, telling her how I felt while sliding my card down her jeans. I also promised to buy her a phone (Of course I am never gon' buy her). We agreed to meet today, and I started typing this 5 minutes after she left my abode. And today, she came to visit me, I had cooked rice, chicken stew and fried plantain, she ate and drank and couldnt stop talking about my beautiful apartment.

After she had finished eating, I asked if I could come sit beside her and she obliged. I asked if I could give her a kiss on her cheek, she was reluctant at first, so I I promised her it was just going to be a peck. I kissed her on the cheek, then licked her hear, then her neck, then kissed her. And you wont believe what happened, WE SMOOCHED HEAVILY while she was half naked, the only thing on her was her white pant. It took great control, we would have had sex. Surely our next tryst will end in thrusting in and out.

I am not as half good looking as her boyfriend, in fact I score below average when it comes aesthetics. If I was given just five Naira each time someone called me ugly, I would be rich enough to buy a house in Banana Island.

I pity that fine dude tho, but sorry I had to do it. My signature says it all.

cheatin gf, pix of ur beutiful apartment, or i don't biliv it

Lolzzzzz. Nice story. Can't wait to read d part 2.

make I carry my share sitdon.......another class captian in the making

fiction...

ok here we go

Bros u wish!!!

SkinnyDude:
fiction...

kogistar:
cheatin gf, pix of ur beutiful apartment, or i don't biliv it

sheunsheun:
Bros u wish!!!

One reason I didnt want to bring it to NL. The story may sound too cool to be real, but trust me it is very real. I dont know how better to convince you.

saasala:






One reason I didnt want to bring it to NL. The story may sound too cool to be real, but trust me it is very real. I dont know how better to convince you.

pishure o

Bro. i can totally connect with your story. I'm 5"8 with no exceptional look. Just average. But with an immense ability of connecting with people on the deepest level.



I could say just a phase that would make you chase me around for the complete story. Also, I don't spend much, but I spend right. Little amount at the perfect time.



Good choice of place for your first meeting too. That's something a mummy's boy doesn't have the liberty of doing. Cooking for her is an awesome move too.



Big ups to a player !

The most and educated part of that ua story is that WHITE PANT part

sweet lines...ur quite gud at what u do ....koletin 3k 4rm u is a no for mi,..anywais she must be a sec skul gal

joefredd006:
Bro. i can totally connect with your story. I'm 5"8 with no exceptional look. Just average. But with an immense ability of connecting with people on the deepest level.



I could say just a phase that would make you chase me around for the complete story. Also, I don't spend much, but I spend right. Little amount at the perfect time.



Good choice of place for your first meeting too. That's something a mummy's boy doesn't have the liberty of doing. Cooking for her is an awesome move too.



Big ups to a player !

if ur 5,"8 then u aint tall

joefredd006:
Bro. i can totally connect with your story. I'm 5"8 with no exceptional look. Just average. But with an immense ability of connecting with people on the deepest level.



I could say just a phase that would make you chase me around for the complete story. Also, I don't spend much, but I spend right. Little amount at the perfect time.



Good choice of place for your first meeting too. That's something a mummy's boy doesn't have the liberty of doing. Cooking for her is an awesome move too.



Big ups to a player !

Only a player can understand. I will mention you when I finally get my cap pass her oily vulva. I may not create another post for that but will surely find a way to let you know how it ended.

CindyeMerAld:
sweet lines...ur quite gud at what u do ....koletin 3k 4rm u is a no for mi,..anywais she must be a sec skul gal

She is in her penultimate year in LASU, studying philosophy. I didnt ask her age, but she looks nothing less than 22. Some of her age mates are married. If you were in her shoes you would most likely collect the 3k. Her boyfriend is broke, he could only "Steal" 1k from his mum to give her. And I gave her that money feigning sheer magnanimity with no sign of ulterior motive.

CindyeMerAld:
if ur 5,"8 then u aint tall

Yea, that's the point. I make them see beyond that.





Moreover, we're always of equal height on the bed. Lol

CindyeMerAld:
sweet lines...ur quite gud at what u do ....koletin 3k 4rm u is a no for mi,..anywais she must be a sec skul gal

Lol. Someone walks up to you in a friendly manner, and offers you $15 for being beautiful. And you say it's a NO for you.




Sister how much is your whole toiletry set ?

Nice one OP, but I see nothing spectacular in this. I've done something similar several times. Enjoy

My Niccur .chai

i concur @op

moral of the msg is this;
a girl can be in love with a broke guy but il stil want a rich guy as financial back up...the funny part is, she will spend the 3k wit her bf n d mumu go they form lover boy ;Dn brag about his babe..#WhoFineBoyDoneHelp ?

First time,
I read a post on nairaland from the beginning to the end

chimerase2:
The most and educated part of that ua story is that WHITE PANT part

I also noticed that, d next Pant go be black nd if dat happen Op don go be dat

Mr OP what is the whole hullabaloo about, what u paid for, the other guy gets for free. Your so called GF f**k another fine boy for free...

saasala:






One reason I didnt want to bring it to NL. The story may sound too cool to be real, but trust me it is very real. I dont know how better to convince you.

you are very correct boss.

I had a similar experience in january

saasala:


Only a player can understand. I will mention you when I finally get my cap pass her oily vulva. I may not create another post for that but will surely find a way to let you know how it ended.

bros how far 10k for dat syd.on top say me sef just fine, lol

saasala:


She is in her penultimate year in LASU, studying philosophy. I didnt ask her age, but she looks nothing less than 22. Some of her age mates are married. If you were in her shoes you would most likely collect the 3k. Her boyfriend is broke, he could only "Steal" 1k from his mum to give her. And I gave her that money feigning sheer magnanimity with no sign of ulterior motive .

Lolzz... yea right!! @bolded and yet you slid your contact card at her back pocket , caressing her..
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I can relate to your story though, girls aren't loyal...

If you are broke don't ever trust your woman. She'll make it out with anyone with money.

Women need money and if their parents, boyfriends or husbands don't have it they will do anything to get it from the nearest man who is willing to give it.

I believe the OP.

so na all dis tins u expect me 2 read finish.......

The babe is just a bitch and cheap ass, chai!!!!!!! Some girls and money. Den if u treat her bad nw, she will say all guys are wicked.

Broo I appreciate ur effort in writing Dis story, I enjoyed it and I am waiting 4 ur nxt episode

CindyeMerAld:

if ur 5,"8 then u aint tall

That was the idea.





Chinese

Op,you are a badass,u'll get to the promise land in d next episode