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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by naniawini(f): 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2016

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by tosyne2much(m): 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2016

bitingcool:

Says who? If you like, gather all the professional degrees in the world. If they no do promotion or your Oga dey beef you, you're going nowhere. Unless the favor of God is @ work in your life. Your advice works for consulting firms, kpmg, pwc and co. I know some bankers that have spent 5-6 years on a level despite good appraisal. the trick is moving from one bank to another and not getting stuck in any.

Bro, I used to think one cannot be on a spot for two years without being promoted ?

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Freiburger(m): 5:40pm On Jul 07, 2016

You can only relate to these kind pictures when you live in an environment where animals are learning banking.

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by skywalker001(m): 5:43pm On Jul 07, 2016

KINGinVAHALA:
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space booker spotted

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by johnpaulemeka: 5:44pm On Jul 07, 2016

Bolustic:
If you want to work in a bank and enjoy your work, get chartered, ACCA and at least ICAN + a lot of professional qualifications will help, else, you may not have anything to show for it at the end of the day. Only the executives enjoy wella.

Forget the good looks and dressing, many bankers are groaning under the bondage of loans aside working in weekends, coming home late, job insecurity. It's not that really fun unless you are in the top echelon.

If you doubt me, ask that lady or guy at the counter.

you are damn correct! Bank job no be am especially if u are a contract staff

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 5:45pm On Jul 07, 2016

tosyne2much:
Bwhahahahaha roflwkmd nice one bros

You made my day

Oga Tosyne!
I'm so glad I made your day!

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Kakamorufu(m): 5:45pm On Jul 07, 2016

lol. Its well, buh man must chop naw

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 5:47pm On Jul 07, 2016

Breadfruit:

Omg!! I can soooooo relate with ALL!
But this Zenith pic is just the killer.
What about the one for when you are exited? Or the day you resign?

lol. I duff hat oh

@bolded. . . This ones above are okay nah

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 5:48pm On Jul 07, 2016

hope4nigeria:
Op u wan kill me with laff with this ur No 16. Lolzzzz

you never die?

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 5:50pm On Jul 07, 2016

Rebekkah:
in other news you're a banker....
hmm noted.
NL ladies, oya to the kill!

lol dear!. . . I'm not a banker though!

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 5:51pm On Jul 07, 2016

DDeliverer:

funnily, I was posted to Borno.

good for you! tongue

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 5:54pm On Jul 07, 2016

Winneygirl:

I can relate. Balance sheet ti baje.
You will start calling your Line Managers Line Manager to come so you guys can go beg the customer.

lol. . . . . Hi winney!. Please check my siggy

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by funkymatics(f): 5:57pm On Jul 07, 2016

bankers dey suffer o. forget the suits and shoes, cars and estate they live in.all na wash because they hardly invest. only the senior managers truly get to enjoy their earnings.

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by pamcode(m): 6:00pm On Jul 07, 2016

Man the fp today has been really awesome. Kudos to teejaypee for putting tears of laughter in my eyes. To all bankers out there e pele o.

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 6:03pm On Jul 07, 2016

STARSHYNE:
I can't relate

If i catch you ehh

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Tinyemeka(m): 6:07pm On Jul 07, 2016

Rebekkah:
in other news you're a banker....
hmm noted.
NL ladies, oya to the kill!

LOL. Na today?

The Investment banking and PE dudes (who I view as the main the main bankers sef) hardly display any online presence. Those are the ones you should be calling bankers. Not all these kpako civil servants in suits. cheesy

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 6:07pm On Jul 07, 2016

chimoskyg:
bruh you don kill me wit laff so Tay my friend conclude say I don madt

Maybe He's right! btw pls check my siggy

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Ay04z(m): 6:08pm On Jul 07, 2016

no 13 got me rolling on the floor.....but I will rather work in a bank than to be jobless.....

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Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by tosyne2much(m): 6:08pm On Jul 07, 2016

teejaypee:

Oga Tosyne!
I'm so glad I made your day!

So do you still work in the bank?

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Adesiji77: 6:09pm On Jul 07, 2016

Very hilarious but creative collection. Thumbs up @teejaypee

The OP succeeded in capturing parts of the "life cycle" of a bank worker

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Idrhas(m): 6:09pm On Jul 07, 2016

Vote FALCONEY 4 MR NAIRALAND!!!

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 6:12pm On Jul 07, 2016

funkymatics:
bankers dey suffer o. forget the suits and shoes, cars and estate they live in.all na wash because they hardly invest. only the senior managers truly get to enjoy their earnings.

you're Damn right! cheesy

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 6:13pm On Jul 07, 2016

pamcode:
Man the fp today has been really awesome. Kudos to teejaypee for putting tears of laughter in my eyes. To all bankers out there e pele o.

It's my pleasure bro!

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by wengerman: 6:15pm On Jul 07, 2016

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come and learn the art of entrepreneurship and have job security

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 6:15pm On Jul 07, 2016

tosyne2much:
So do you still work in the bank?

i aint no banker bro! . . .

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by teejaypee: 6:17pm On Jul 07, 2016

Adesiji77:

Very hilarious but creative collection. Thumbs up @teejaypee

The OP succeeded in capturing parts of the "life cycle" of a bank worker

thanks man!

please check my siggy

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by Mekzyzeus(m): 6:22pm On Jul 07, 2016

STARSHYNE:
I can't relate

Then imagine it.. grin

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by LegatusGlaber(m): 6:26pm On Jul 07, 2016

funkymatics:
bankers dey suffer o. forget the suits and shoes, cars and estate they live in.all na wash because they hardly invest. only the senior managers truly get to enjoy their earnings.

Who is deceiving you?

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by felixxy(m): 6:26pm On Jul 07, 2016

dis is exactly some of of d tin am going 2ru.

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by hotspec(m): 6:34pm On Jul 07, 2016

Bolustic:
If you want to work in a bank and enjoy your work, get chartered, ACCA and at least ICAN + a lot of professional qualifications will help, else, you may not have anything to show for it at the end of the day. Only the executives enjoy wella.

Forget the good looks and dressing, many bankers are groaning under the bondage of loans aside working in weekends, coming home late, job insecurity. It's not that really fun unless you are in the top echelon.

If you doubt me, ask that lady or guy at the counter.

What exactly are u trying to say

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by woodfrank(m): 6:36pm On Jul 07, 2016

My God.

I found this very very hilarious. Best I have seen on NL. And the last one? grin

Please sah, epp. Seriously?

Fantastic!

Re: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by chuchuo: 6:36pm On Jul 07, 2016

When they are upgrading finacle/flexcube and you have to come to work on Saturday and Sunday for over two months.

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