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Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by curvysola(f): 5:38pm On Jul 11, 2016
myfantasies:
Lwkmd grin grin

Where r u running to

Na u insult na u run

Hold on let me check my ass.. ..

Yeah d ass is right dere, just d way u wish ur woman own is wink

I ain't bragging

He has GIRLFRIENDS

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Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jul 11, 2016
curvysola:


whats my business with you? saw someone i care abt doing something wrong and i advised him, your mates are going after young women, ure going after old women

na you sabi that one oooo, i can't be ashamed about who i am! na person dey chop bat meat inside soup!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:43pm On Jul 11, 2016
fuckYouSeun:
guy your head dey there... do fast modify make I learn
guy him done update am ooo remaining the last part, abeg come make we disturb am!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by 1231awa(m): 5:55pm On Jul 11, 2016
foolinlove:
...

You want to literally be a mothafukka.

Congrats.

Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:


bros i bow to you! honestly eh, you too much, but remain, bedding her na? u don try for me just help me abeg thanks
i greet you again

you should be able to do the rest!
its pretty forward from there on!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


you should be able to do the rest!
its pretty forward from there on!

baba as per after that! wetin i go do you know say no be small girl na! i no go fit use smallie method for her na!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Mcowubaba: 6:07pm On Jul 11, 2016
curvysola:


whats my business with you? saw someone i care abt doing something wrong and i advised him, your mates are going after young women, ure going after old women
Is it a crime to go after older SINGLE women undecided undecided undecided
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:


baba as per after that! wetin i go do you know say no be small girl na! i no go fit use smallie method for her na!

alright
let me put it this way!
naturally when a guy is making out with a girl (the first time)
the moment he tries to take off her clothes a tot kicks into her head saying (he is about to sleep with you) thats when she stops you
now normally guys mess up and allow that tot to kick in then they start begging her to allow him
meanwhile what you should do is to make sure that her hormones are really on the edge [%$#@@*&@] and have fully taken over her so that when the tot kicks in she will say(fu*k it) and allow him

now her daughter is a girls tot!
and you are the guys banana

basically all i am saying is:
DONT ALLOW HER TO TALK ABOUT HER DAUGHTER TILL YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH HER

i cant say certain things here
hope you understand

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Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


alright
let me put it this way!
naturally when a guy is making out with a girl (the first time)
the moment he tries to take off her clothes a tot kicks into her head saying (he is about to sleep with you) thats when she stops you
now normally guys mess up and allow that tot to kick in then they start begging her to allow him
meanwhile what you should do is to make sure that her hormones are really on the edge [%$#@@*&@] and have fully taken over her so that when the tot kicks in she will say(fu*k it) and allow him

now her daughter is a girls tot!
and you are the guys banana

basically all i am saying is:
DONT ALLOW HER TO TALK ABOUT HER DAUGHTER TILL YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH HER

i cant say certain things here
hope you understand


i understand bros na man you be! i regard you thank you, you done try for me! when i succeed i must come praise you
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by HopeAtHand: 7:05pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:


oh common!
its a forum!
maybe he wants to marry her! who knows

How dafuq did she know ur name is David?? undecided
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jul 11, 2016
HopeAtHand:


How dafuq did she know ur name is David?? undecided

How do people know peoples name?
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 7:26pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:


i understand bros na man you be! i regard you thank you, you done try for me! when i succeed i must come praise you

No p
If you fail still update me lol grin
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jul 11, 2016
curvysola:

David am really disappointed! for you to understand him and even try to guide him, am sure that u have done that before!!!
honestly its even irritating to think off! what is wrong with you men?

Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by AnusOdourInhaler: 7:30pm On Jul 11, 2016
This is interesting
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jul 11, 2016
Guys are busy changing the world we live while OP and his advisers are here thinking how to sleep with someone's mom. This shows the level of guys on here really.
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by freshcvvs: 7:46pm On Jul 11, 2016
her dad did the job, you sef do your job on her asss
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by hoebamaa(m): 8:15pm On Jul 11, 2016
JixNation:
if you continue this way your momma will regret given birth to you.
seconded
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jul 11, 2016
hoebamaa:
seconded
thirded
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by fuckYouSeun(m): 8:28pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:

guy him done update am ooo remaining the last part, abeg come make we disturb am!
Badt guy... you wan f*ck pesin mama abi
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by mzhorlah(f): 8:55pm On Jul 11, 2016
I smell lies....hian undecided
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by abbeyology88(m): 9:01pm On Jul 11, 2016
annoyingman:
went to see my boo yesterday, her mum and dad are no longer together for years now! i dey palor dey chill thats how her mum entered, oboy she make sense! This was the first time i was going to my gf house so i have never seen her mum before, but i just bone! later na the woman come wear leggings come outside with polo top SEE YANSH, na so i lose interest for my gf body oo, now eh i don collect the woman number! i dey reason to run matters, wetin una think BAD GUYS SHOW ME ROAD, cause i no fit remove the tot of the woman BIG YANSH FROM MY MIND



Don't forget to tell the house that u were joking before they ignore this thread.
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Jay542(m): 9:04pm On Jul 11, 2016
mzhorlah:
I smell lies....hian undecided
Where please?
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Jay542(m): 9:08pm On Jul 11, 2016
foolinlove:
...

You want to literally be a mothafukka.

Congrats.

I always admire your posts smiley.
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by olatunjithomas(m): 9:18pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this

now you need to put the tot in her head and allow her to get comfortable with it. matured women are very mindful of shame, so when you take her out dont hide or act ashamed make her feel as if she is ur woman! allow her to question your intentions and correct them herself (noo he is my daughters bf) in her mind and gradually get comfortable with the idea of you and her being together
now you need an awkward moment with her to trigger ur target, lets me just take it that she doesn't drink( will have be easier if she does)
when she is in ur car tell her to please change the the track of the cd playing, now since ure close to her that request shouldn't be weird
when she places her hand on the radio to change it quickly place ur hands on hers form teasing her that she doesn't know how to do it! place ur hand on hers on the radio and allow it to linger for some seconds!
if you dont have a car, you guys are friends take her for a walk at the beach then hold her hand! if she relaxes and doesn't take away her hand
congratulation you have won her!






you're teachings OP how to live a currupt life abi, God is soaking your cane in kerosene....

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Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by myfantasies(f): 9:49pm On Jul 11, 2016
Dab2mydick:
ok dear mi...


I like ur moniker... See there are many fantasies u would wanna explore right

I could do some help grin
Help in which aspect cheesy
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jul 11, 2016
myfantasies:
Help in which aspect cheesy
those aspects u think am thinking... wink grin
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jul 11, 2016
And these are the youths that someone said will lead a revolution in this country.

Issorite. I'm watching...
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jul 11, 2016
olatunjithomas:







you're teachings OP how to live a currupt life abi, God is soaking your cane in kerosene....

its his life!
its better than him going after a man!
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by sleekyonyx(f): 10:32pm On Jul 11, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this

now you need to put the tot in her head and allow her to get comfortable with it. matured women are very mindful of shame, so when you take her out dont hide or act ashamed make her feel as if she is ur woman! allow her to question your intentions and correct them herself (noo he is my daughters bf) in her mind and gradually get comfortable with the idea of you and her being together
now you need an awkward moment with her to trigger ur target, lets me just take it that she doesn't drink( will have be easier if she does)
when she is in ur car tell her to please change the the track of the cd playing, now since ure close to her that request shouldn't be weird
when she places her hand on the radio to change it quickly place ur hands on hers form teasing her that she doesn't know how to do it! place ur hand on hers on the radio and allow it to linger for some seconds!
if you dont have a car, you guys are friends take her for a walk at the beach then hold her hand! if she relaxes and doesn't take away her hand
congratulation you have won her!
so u had to type all this for that senseless post....smh
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jul 11, 2016
sleekyonyx:
so u had to type all this for that senseless post....smh

was trying to help out!
and i understood where he was coming from, not saying that i support him
but i understand beside even if no one said anything!
dude seemed pretty determined
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by satowind(m): 10:58pm On Jul 11, 2016
curvysola:

something is clearly wrong with you! even if you should have such dirty tots, is it right to be polluting peoples mind with that mindset
i feel really sorry for you! i blame and also feel sorry for ur gf!!
Leave long talk and swear u never Bleep old man
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by curvysola(f): 11:13pm On Jul 11, 2016
satowind:

Leave long talk and swear u never Bleep old man

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