chicoMX:
Op, I think you look familiar

ClassCaptain:
Now that una sabi sey na lie, wetin con happen

e mean say make una no still fall for the lies

curvysola:
We’ve all heard the famed Yoruba demon stories.

This Yoruba demon behaviour is not limited to just the Yoruba tribe. Nigerian guys have gotten “the player” title. Just ask any non-Nigerian babe.

Our Naija guys have very sweet mouths. They know how to “whine” you so you show them where your mumu button is.

Here are some common lies Naija guys have been known to utter when they’re hitting on you:

1. You look familiar

My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim.


2. I just wanna be friends

Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?

PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me.



3. I’m single

*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.



4. It’s complicated

This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.




5. I’m not like other guys

Oshey Mr different.

Differential equation.

We hail thee!




6. I’ve never met anyone like you before

Don’t feel special he says this to all the girls.

Ebuka2016:

miss curvy curvy....i jst came to see ur ass.

m6tem:
OP I swear I've seen your face somewhere, I just can't remember. wait! have you ever lived in Abuja before?

2BB4CB3E:
hello beautiful

You didn't get all and besides we evolve each day!

curvysola:

where at abuja did you see me

curvysola:
We’ve all heard the famed Yoruba demon stories.

This Yoruba demon behaviour is not limited to just the Yoruba tribe. Nigerian guys have gotten “the player” title. Just ask any non-Nigerian babe.

Our Naija guys have very sweet mouths. They know how to “whine” you so you show them where your mumu button is.

Here are some common lies Naija guys have been known to utter when they’re hitting on you:

1. You look familiar

My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim.


2. I just wanna be friends

Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?

PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me.



3. I’m single

*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.



4. It’s complicated

This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.




5. I’m not like other guys

Oshey Mr different.

Differential equation.

We hail thee!




6. I’ve never met anyone like you before

Don’t feel special he says this to all the girls.

thesuave10:


Holla Sola, how's it going? Guess you did lots of crazy fun stuff on your birthday

m6tem:




that place na, you no remember? you even told me your name is SimiSola and that you're a student self .....

MissHatey:
Curvysola

curvysola:

didnt do much

curvysola:

didnt do much