Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment?



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school This one common for my school die.


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures. me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come
Most schools are guilty of this.



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more.



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.

CplusJason:
Nice one. I totally agree with that number 11.

But i don't expect a beautiful and busty lady like yourself to be tight-fisted with the FTC position.

jericco1:
The most painful has to do with that HOD signature... And sometimes they'll be around but they'l telll you to come back in the next 5mins and when you eventually come back you won't find them in their office... Damn!

Iny3:
#i rep Unique Uniport

Final Year Tins

Omotayor123:
Nice one. May God see us through.

Culin:
nice one. but i find no 10 offensive. sickle cell carriers look healthy, u don't have to use that to describe something bad.

Dreamscometrue:
Na polytechnic students even full NL....Mtcheww

Peterpanny:
sweet and succulent lips you gat there baby,so so sumptious.

Omotayor123:
You well so

Dreamscometrue:
Na so e pain you reach

Omotayor123:
I had to quote you because you talk like a dullard.

AlwaysUltraPad:
is omotayor busty ?

Temmywalex:
It's so interesting to remember memories like these.

Greetings to all UNADITES/EKSUITES. That is my ALMA MATTER.

Dreamscometrue:
Na polytechnic students even full NL....Mtcheww

CplusJason:
I guess you're not blind.

Omotayor123:
No offence intended my dear. My Apologies.

adebayor1490:
Baba, this ya signature get as e be o

adebayor1490:
I never enter am..... maa put em in mind sha

emotions1:

is this post worth it.....

Omotayor123:
Lol.. You will surely get your Admission.

grayht:
That moment when u minimize ur computer screen during Ethical Hacking and countermeasure exam... "U be Hayy God"!!!

danosky91:
lets talk in binary

kinzation:
I can boast of two guys during my ND days that had a low g.p in polytechnic but got to AAUA &UNIABUJA and dey are top in their respective departments ..I would say tho,it depends on the kind of student.I.e their ability
..In TPI (THE POLYTECHNIC IBADAN) is the only poly to use 5:00 as their CGPA...

BTW
You're a student of which school ?
As for me PROUDLY TPI