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Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by LadyAnn(f):
ernesty20:
ladies, when you know you won't give him what he wants, stop accepting his offer

i met a thief(lady) at Akure shopping mall. A very pretty, busty, nyashy lady.

I have always dreamt of humping a busty beech.

I didnt waste time in making a move. She had already selected what she wanted to buy.

As a gentle man, i told her to shop more that i would pay. After one hour of shopping, she had already selected 500k worth of goods.

I went to the nearest first bank and withdrew the money and paid for her goods. (money is not my problem)

After the payment, i still offered to drive her home which i later collected her digits..

Things were going normal between us until one day i invited her to my gingantic mansion..

When she finally came to my mansion, we gisted, one thing led to another, we started smooching.

Half way into the journy, she stopped me from removing her pants. She started telling me cork and bull story, how she is in her period, bla bla bla.

I let her go that day.. We didnt mess. Now i have been calling her number like forever now yet she doesnt pick. She just sent me a message this morning to my iphone6.

She wrote how i wud cheat on her if we finally start dating because i am too handsome, how her ex wants her back, how she doesnt trust the source of my money because of the gingantic mansion i built, bla bla bla..

It occured to me that this idiot has scammed me.

Please ladies, if you know u dnt have a chance with that guy u are eating his money, stop it and let her go. Thank u
Liar liar pants on fire.. shocked. OP!!!! embarassed
Stop telling giant tales and learn to spell properly. gingantichuh Is that even a word?? Ohh!! You meant "Gigantic". But wasn't this the same dude that was grumbling about house rent increase? OP, didn't you say you spent 150K on house rent? Let me quote you. "I Rented a three bedroom apartment in Akesan, along Lasu/isherri rd in alimosho LGA of Lagos just barely three yrs ago at 150k per annum". huhhuh huh huh? OP!! I'm confused! You can afford to spend 500k on a stranger but you grumble about paying 150K for your yearly rent? I don't know how much that is in ££ but I'm sure it's more than three times the amount you spent on a stranger in one day. Furthermore, aren't you the same poster who was asking advice about starting a snail business? Selling snails?? It's bewildering!..

Now here's my advice/info. RICH folks don't sweat the small stuff. "Gingantic" mansions and vehicles are part of their everyday lives and thus, there is no need to brag about it. It's not even worth mentioning especially on NL. Rich people don't brag about their riches to strangers on a forum or heck, at all. So please go and pay Mama Sade for the money you truss for the garri Palmoil and kerosine... You don't want her to disgrace you.

I don't blame you. I blame the naive and small girls who look at posts like these and get impressed...
Now go to the corner, hide your face and confess your sins to God. You don't want thunder to fire that your co%#nut head.
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by davidif: 2:32am On Nov 25, 2016
LadyAnn:
Liar liar pants on fire.. shocked. OP!!!! embarassed
Stop telling giant tales and learn to spell properly. gingantichuh Is that even a word?? Ohh!! You meant "Gigantic". But wasn't this the same dude that was grumbling about house rent increase? OP, didn't you say you spent 150K on house rent? Let me quote you. "I Rented a three bedroom apartment in Akesan, along Lasu/isherri rd in alimosho LGA of Lagos just barely three yrs ago at 150k per annum". huhhuh huh huh? OP!! I'm confused! You can afford to spend 500k on a stranger but you grumble about paying 150K for your yearly rent? I don't know how much that is in ££ but I'm sure it's more than three times the amount you spent on a stranger in one day. Furthermore, aren't you the same poster who was asking advice about starting a snail business? Selling snails?? It's bewildering!..

https://www.nairaland.com/157964/how-profit-snail-business

https://www.nairaland.com/538159/there-law-lagos-regulating-house

Now here's my advice/info. RICH folks don't sweat the small stuff. "Gingantic" mansions and vehicles are part of their everyday lives and thus, there is no need to brag about it. It's not even worth mentioning especially on NL. Rich people don't brag about their riches to strangers on a forum or heck, at all. So please go and pay Mama Sade for the money you truss for the garri Palmoil and kerosine... You don't want her to disgrace you.

I don't blame you. I blame the naive and small girls who look at posts like these and get impressed...
Now go to the corner, hide your face and confess your sins to God. You don't want thunder to fire that your co%#nut head.
YAY!!!

Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by Frankraj: 9:31am On Nov 25, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
undecided only the stingy guy's would complain tongue. If we don't chop ur money who willhuh
You are a lazy beech go and work hard to mark your own money .men are not atm machine
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by olatunjithomas(m): 9:09pm On Nov 28, 2016
LadyAnn:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin you nailed it.... The lies some people tell.
The guy eemm ........ I still don't know why someone would come up with such a lie.
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by LadyAnn(f): 10:25pm On Nov 28, 2016
olatunjithomas:
The guy eemm ........ I still don't know why someone would come up with such a lie.
I'm telling ya..... Even the devil was impressed.... grin cheesy
Re: Ladies And Chop And Clean Mouth. by trish(f): 4:20am On Nov 29, 2016
Which 500k for this recession
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