Dear Men,

We have been reading your plenty plenty updates on women and their "smelly vaginas" plus your plenty plenty advice on how to keep the vagina clean and we kind of agree with you.

I mean to a large extent, you are the ones that get to dip your pens into the ink pot so perhaps it is only right and proper that you also have the rights to decide whose vagina is smelly and whose is not.

Of course we will not delve into the fact that most of you do NOT even know what smells to expect from the vagina, we'll talk about that another day.

I just thought I should let you know that in appreciation of the fact that the whole world is your toilet, so you have the exclusive male privilege of just zipping down and letting splat against any available wall, into the gutters, spraying the bushes... whatever catches your fancy.

But you see that last drop you always want to think you have shaken off before you tuck obele willy back in your boxers and go away? Well sometimes, you don't get all of it.

One or two mischievous drops still follow you back into your drawers and mingle with the pubic hair, the accumulated sweat in your crotch and the transferred bombom smell you brought over when you first scratched your bombom then also scratched your balls without washing your hand first.

So when you wave your obele willy in a woman's face, and she turns away, it is not because she doesn't know what to do with it, but because she already has a gag reflex to deal with without having to deal with a combination piss/sweat/hairy/bombom smell.

You have to keep that place neat, biko.

Please, every time you pull out your willy to take a pee in your worldwide latrine, please ensure you shake it to the last drop, then wash it with soap and water, leave it outside for a few minutes to air dry, sprinkle a little bit of talcum powder on it before tucking it back in.

You can also always carry a pack of baby wipes for instances when you do not have access to water and soap.

That way, it would be all nice and clean.
Please put a condom on it before you sit on the WC. Spare a thought for your woman, her organs are internal. You can't just leave your willy dangling over the WC, over the pit latrine, etc and then attempt to come and poke it in her?

Then when you have successfully transmitted an infection to her, you would run out on social media to come and regale us with "advice on how to keep the vagina smell free".

Also, it is men like you who use to shave their crotch.

Please clear the hair in your crotch, abeg.
Some of you, the hair there is tough like wire and has dandruff which also has dandruff that has its own dandruff ad nauseam.

You will leave that place unshaven and then wonder why madam lusts after clean shaven (down below) men? You better do the needful if not, if she sees a man whose crotch is nearly shaven, she might be attracted - you know how the devil used to capitalise on your uncleanliness to cause your woman to stray.

Beard gang is for the face and not for the local government headquarters junction.
You can also make that place attractive to us by applying relaxer to your pubic hairs once in a while, or barbing it into a Mohawk.

You know, just the way Tony from the gym barbs his (not that we know for sure o, we are just guessing).

And don't wear boxers, boxers all the time. At night, take your bath and wash your crotch very well with soap and water, then just take off the boxers and let your crotch have air.

Oh, and also brush your teeth.

And wash your boxers daily, then throw anyone you have used at least for a week away and buy a new pair.

You have to constantly be on your A Game okay?

Don't go and relax now because you think you are now married and chase your wife away with your dirtiness.


Thank you.

Post Credit: Linda Ikeji

Hahahhahaah...

too lengthy and have no fvcking time to read it.
A good Samaritan should summarize please.

op Oya take

how person wan take read dis tin now

Let me just epp your f...king time... shave, wash and maintain your prick before you start talking to girls. More importantly, stop putting your prick in every hole, you are not a f...king toilet.

EmperorTech:
too lengthy and have no fvcking time to read it.

A good Samaritan should summarize please.

succinctly penned down,some women have recurring infection courtesy of their men.

Well we ladies have to keep that place neat, we can't compare ours to men cos we're prone to get infections more than men.

I just can't stand a guy doing it at the roadside and most guys don't wash their hands afterwards. If you're guilty of that pls don't quote me.


Anyways I get your point op.

twizkerbliz:
Let me just epp your f...king time... shave, wash and maintain your prick before you start talking to girls. More importantly, stop putting your prick in every hole, you are not a f...king toilet.

You mean I should make sure I wash and maintain my prick so well before I insert it inside your hole?

EWAagoyin:
op Oya take

minexpo:
how person wan take read dis tin now

, and they will end up blaming us when they have made dickson and public charging space.

Abiagirl777:
succinctly penned down,some women have recurring infection courtesy of their men.

Hahahahahaha, you are very correct. Humans are expected to be neat always irrespective of your gender. The idea of a man peeing and returning the "third leg" without proper cleaning is appulling. Private parts are the most sensitive and should be cared for just the way we care for other parts of the body.

makydebbie:
Well we ladies have to keep that place neat, we can't compare ours to men cos we're prone to get infections more than men.

I just can't stand a guy doing it at the roadside and most guys don't wash their hands afterwards. If you're guilty of that pls don't quote me.


Anyways I get your point op.

No,

Before you keep "spreading". The world needs more neat men

EmperorTech:

You mean I should make sure I wash and maintain my prick so well before I insert it inside your hole?

Loool. This writer has a weird sense of humour. Truth is, most guys dnt know they smell down there. Ladies, if u are faithful, yet keep having recurring infection, look at ur partner

Lol this advice should be for dirty guys.There are some dudes who still believe that its abnormal for a young man to take a bath in the morning and in the evening b4 going to bed.

I have d balls of a new born bby smooth as phuck.... Anyways vuginas wld always v one funny smell or d oda,I guess dts just d way it was made...

twizkerbliz:
Let me just epp your f...king time... shave, wash and maintain your prick before you start talking to girls. More importantly, stop putting your prick in every hole, you are not a f...king toilet.

Nah toilet dey enter every hole abi nah the hole wey dey collect anyhow be toilet??

The guys that ask to be sucked get liver pass me sha. I don't trust any woman enough to allow my thing pass between her teeth.

interesting

twizkerbliz:

wetin happen

Please, every time you pull out your willy to take a pee in your worldwide latrine, please ensure you shake it to the last drop, then wash it with soap and water, leave it outside for a few minutes to air dry, sprinkle a little bit of talcum powder on it before tucking it back in.

You can also always carry a pack of baby wipes for instances when you do not have access to water and soap.

That way, it would be all nice and clean.
Please put a condom on it before you sit on the WC.

Na craze dey worry you.

Kondomatic:
The guys that ask to be sucked get liver pass me sha. I don't trust any woman enough to allow my thing pass between her teeth.

Kondo, fear fear.

no matter what u say or how u try to paint it the fact still remains: "an unclean kitty smells like fvck and it cant be compared to a pole no matter how dirty or clean dat pole is cos its smell is outta dis world"

ps: only the smell of a local uneducated hausa man's dick can beat that of a smelly pvssy


Oh and op take that @pic_below for ur advice

Op thanks for the piece of information but pls also advice ur fellows ladies to also wash down there with enough soap and water.smelly vaginas can be really nauseating... Abeg, make una too dey shave clean ....

Girls with smelly vaginas oya ur hands UP!!!

Who's responsible for ur situation at hand abi pussy

twizkerbliz:
No,
Before you keep "spreading". The world needs more neat men

We re neat already, can't say same about you though.

Op more Fragrance to ur pvssy

.... I can't fit laugh o

You're scared of doing boju boju.... who is in the garden

Kondomatic:
The guys that ask to be sucked get liver pass me sha. I don't trust any woman enough to allow my thing pass between her teeth.

Let me think about it

EmperorTech:

We re neat already, can't say same about you though.

Some fifu trynna talk hard... the smell of a p...sssy lures you to fucking give up valuables.... same smell molded and brought out your fat head and the same smelling p...ssy, you would dare not live without. What an awesome p...ssy.

The smell is your undaunted addiction.

samyfreshsmooth:
no matter what u say or how u try to paint it the fact still remains: "an unclean kitty smells like fvck and it cant be compared to a pole no matter how dirty or clean dat pole is cos its smell is outta dis world"

ps: only the smell of a local uneducated hausa man's dick can beat that of a smelly pvssy


Oh and op take that @pic_below for ur advice

I think a lot of ladies are already trying to keep up with maintaining and keeping their private parts neat. It has been rubbed on their faces too many times just that a woman decided to rub it on their(Men) faces this time which is also okay.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

mickool:
Op thanks for the piece of information but pls also advice ur fellows ladies to also wash down there with enough soap and water.smelly vaginas can be really nauseating... Abeg, make una too dey shave clean ....