Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Her: What Boyfriend material.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

People call me Abbey, but you can call me tonight.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

"Hi, I heard you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my X without asking Y?"

You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

There are 9 planets in the universe, but only 8 after I destroy Ur.anus.


Now tell me your favorite among all.........

Best Pick Up Line:

My name is Piccolo. What's yours?

That last 1 go earn u better SLap, i swear

TITOBIGZ:
That last 1 go earn u better SLap, i swear

. So she no go smile... Ifah hear

I will give this 8/10. Its impressive.

Amarabae:
I will give this 8/10. Its impressive.

..fůcking works on you?

Amarabae:
I will give this 8/10. Its impressive.

Really? You'll be so easy to walk to the other room

Shït isn't impressive at all.

hmmm

Jacksparr0w127:
Really? You'll be so easy to walk to the other room

I tire!.

Benita27:
I tire!.

Even me wey be dude no fit fall for any of these lines

Benita27:
Shït isn't impressive at all.

Hehehehehehe mo fooooo

Jacksparr0w127:
Really? You'll be so easy to walk to the other room

I am appreciating the writer's constructive ability. I am not here for dirty minds jingoism pls.

Jacksparr0w127:
Even me wey be dude no fit fall for any of this lines

Lol, "wack lines for silly boys" should have been his subject. Who falls for such clichéd lines?, matured dudes come up original.

Amarabae:
I am appreciating the writer's constructive ability. I am not here for dirty minds jingoism pls.

Lame! Now I understand why you fell for 80% of those kindergarten BS

Bye

Why do some people argue over nothing? Whats wrong in appreciating the writers ability to construct? "pull him down"mentality is a huge setback in Nigeria

Jacksparr0w127:
Lame! Now I understand why you fell for 80% of those kindergarten BS

Bye

who is talking about falling for something here?

Benita27:
Lol, "wack lines for silly boys" should have been his subject. Who falls for such clichéd lines?, matured dudes come up original.

you and your mouth ehnnn Abeg I no dey o
Hahahaha

Amarabae:
who is talking about falling for something here?

K

Benita27:
Lol, "wack lines for silly boys" should have been his subject. Who falls for such clichéd lines?, matured dudes come up original.

so could u plz give us some dat has worked on u in d past.

Amarabae:
who is talking about falling for something here?

Babe please ignore...it happens mostly when a female comments on threads like this, waka pass biko

Pick up lines make a man appear a joke.

luscioustrish:


Babe please ignore...it happens mostly when a female comments on threads like this, waka pass biko

who be this 'Madam I no get yansh'?

luscioustrish:


Babe please ignore...it happens mostly when a female comments on threads like this, waka pass biko

sister, I just wanted to correct some people here.
When you see someone who can construct such a work,you have to give him/her a "keep it up" cheering up.
Some literary giants started like this.
Some of the critics here can't write a kintergarden novel yet they are always quick to criticize.

Jacksparr0w127:
you and your mouth ehnnn Abeg I no dey o
Hahahaha

I am being sincere here.

i've seen these lines before, anyways, kudos for the copy and paste sh1t

#positivevibes

Amarabae:
sister, I just wanted to correct some people here.
When you see someone who can construct such a work,you have to give him/her a "keep it up" cheering up.
Some literary giants started like this.
Some of the critics here can't write a kintergarden novel yet they are always quick to criticize.

I get but 'they' don't....silence is always the best answer for a fool.

Jacksparr0w127:
who be this 'Madam I no get yansh'?

thats rude and ungentlemanly.

Op that last line will earn you a slap oh