I'm finished' is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a bouncer in a Club...and ends up saying..."My boyfriend ain't scared of you"....That moment my brother it's either you become John Cena or you become Usain Bolt.

SCHOOL EXAM ...... u will copy ASSIGNMENT..... u copy COMMON ENTRANCE..... u copy WAEC.... u copy JAMB..... u copy LIFESTYLE.... u copy DRESSING.... u copy Facebook...... u copy WHATSAPP..... u will still copy and paste I know you're still thinking of copying this post *WHAT'S YOUR AIM IN LIFE*

Heart break is not when your love leaves you.......
Heart break: is when your newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask
"honey how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??"

Have been feeling headache since one slay queen told me she score 1st in jamb... 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐abeg shift let me faint well..

One slay#QUEEN# asked me which POLY can accept 100 as cutoff mark?? I replied:POLYBAG and she #BLOCKED#me Have I said anything #BAD

Forget about electric shock ⚡,

nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.... 💯

A girl sends her BoyFriend a letter reading, "i am sorry but am in luv with a young, handsome and intelligent guy so i no longer love u. pliz send my photoz back" The guy sent her back a reply in a stamped envelope containing 50 photos of differrent photos of girls. The reply read " i dont still remember ur face so select your photo and return the rest.

Guy you are on point..... Continue jare

Forget about electric shock ⚡,
nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone....

Your destiny is in your hands and you're using that hand to press girl breast...🙄🙄🙄🙄
#issorite
😂😂😂

My mum asked my brother's girlfriend if she can cook.., she smiled and replied *i cooked the tea we drank at home this morning*... Till now my mum is still looking for where to faint because i fainted where she was supposed to faint.

Dating a short girl is cute until she's pregnant and start looking like a spoiled nokia battery

Yoruba people will say "iya kosera loja" abeg help me how much dem dey sell baba for market?

Yawa dey oo....
A man divorced his wife & after one week her father died & she inherited N150 billion. The man called
her & told her he's pregnant for her

You want your relationship to be like that of Romeo and Juliet... Did Juliet ask for recharge card, Gucci bag and iphone7...

Sharwama = 1000 Pizza = 3700 Ice cream = 2500 Cab = 4000 And some guys will still be double dating.. .#issokay

I told one slay queen to download IMO for video calls She said she prefers anambra
Pls where should I faint?

She said she is studying at Harvard University UK but came home because of the ASUU strike BABY YO!!!
#issorite

*She posted: What God has given me, no one can take it away from me.*
*I COMMENTED: Where's your virginity?*
*She blocked me! ...

yusuph001:
I'm finished' is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a bouncer in a Club...and ends up saying..."My boyfriend ain't scared of you"....That moment my brother it's either you become John Cena or you become Usain Bolt.

usain bolt + gareth bale level

yusuph001:
Heart break is not when your love leaves you.......
Heart break: is when your newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask
"honey how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??"

No Be Lie

bros i no sure say u go make heaven

TEACHER: Give an example of business failure due to careless management STUDENT: A prostitute getting pregnant. TEACHER: get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A thousand of insult from a teacher is more better than a silence from a friend in examination hall.......
#Ogbeni......your tears will full 33,000litres tanker......

The most painful thing in this life is when a girl accept ur proposal today n tomorrow is her birthday

Where is ellahzy?

Thisboysef:
Where is ellahzy?

I dey o but on a low key like level

ellahzy:

I dey o but on a low key like level

big gurl, insurance cover u

She was my Crush, Until the day she said the opposite of "Minimum was Minidad"😭😂 😂 😂 😂
Eleyi deep. 👆*pls shift i want to faint*

Relationship stress can make you iron all your cloths and when you are done you realize you didn't even plug in the iron ;DRelationship stress can make you iron all your cloths and when you are done you realize you didn't even plug in the iron

*She posted: What God has given me, no one can take it away from me.* *I COMMENTED: Where's your virginity?* *She blocked me! ..

14 years imprisonment for Gay in Nigeriaí ¼í·³í ¼í·¬...They will still put them in the same cell with other guysí ½í¸¬ Is that not *Honeymoon*í ½í¸�í ½í