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Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Nobody: 9:16am On Jun 12, 2017
chalantmike:
personally how well a programmer knows the language his working with,other than the language syntax itself there other things about the said language one needs to know, that only a master would.

like this one time, a friend of main summarized a class that would have taken me about 50 lines with 3 to 4 methods at that time.

this guy summarized it in 10 lines, using chaining method.

Why didn't you implement the chain rule right from start, it doesn't cost a pint of blood you know.... it's a great design principle to make your code neat even though efficiency technically remains constant.

Practice makes perfect, if you can't write clean and readable code for your personal project then how can you possible do that easily on a client's big project and deliver. I can't hire a developer that writes dirty code for a living.... and thanks for sharing with the world the kind of developer you are..Bravo!
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Nobody: 9:26am On Jun 12, 2017
chalantmike:
I code "my passion ,my career path" , lol quite been an oxymoron, show me one coder/ programmer that doesn't make mistakes, especially the silly ones, nigga quit kidding yhurself, that is what makes a programmer, finding out what works and what doesn't work.

not remotely lazy.
am sure yhur dull brain haven't heard of the saying

" build first, optimize later"
if yhur looking for perfectionism in the sphere of programming, yhur a kickass slowpoke, cause even google can boast of that.

a good programmer knows not to spend his/her time optimizing a code that is not already working, finished work.

quit been a fuckaholic,raging on teenage hormones or yhu indeed new to programming ,cause I don't know any programmer that doesn't know that the neatness of the code layout is the least thing that matters or getting the job done comes first, optimization comes last".

You're taking this personal Lol, and it seems my talk must have stung you..sorry!

I never spoke of optimizing code, Mr Programmer, I spoke of writing unclean and uncommented code.. those are two different things and you got all wrong!

And again, It seems you are also lazy at reading so open your eyes well next time and don't quote me wrongly, I said 'silly mistakes', not just any mistake...I make mistakes but not silly ones.
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Nobody: 9:47am On Jun 12, 2017
DanielTheGeek:

Why didn't you implement the chain rule right from start, it doesn't cost a pint of blood you know.... it's a great design principle to make your code neat even though efficiency technically remains constant.

Practice makes perfect, if you can't write clean and readable code for your personal project then how can you possible do that easily on a client's big project and deliver. I can't hire a developer that writes dirty code for a living.... and thanks for sharing with the world the kind of developer you are..Bravo!
I was a newbie then, my brain sees and processed everything based on how I learnt it.

with time every developer eventually sees everything as a pieces of the larger whole.

a newbie brain sees programming in the realm of 1+1= 2, which is always true as a newbie will eventually discover.

can't imagining not using chaining method, I naturally don't have the patience for long stories.
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Nobody: 9:54am On Jun 12, 2017
if yhur looking code neatness your better off learning any functional programming language, it syntax on its own is pure neatness and summery.

am more of an efficiency programmer, than a neat one, I go for code cleanup after finishing the job.

team playing has a totally different ethics than solo ninja programming.
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Nobody: 10:58am On Jun 12, 2017
chalantmike:
if yhur looking code neatness your better off learning any functional programming language, it syntax on its own is pure neatness and summery.

am more of an efficiency programmer, than a neat one, I go for code cleanup after finishing the job.

team playing has a totally different ethics than solo ninja programming.

I understand you, but even a solo ninja developer will probably have many things to think of right? over time when you to work on an old project and you come across: $this->foo->bar() ;
It will be a little difficult to immediately grasp what that line of code does and the expected data type to be returned.

You mentioned it already: "Patience", it's a virtue also in programming and a developer who lacks patience will make silly mistakes.

I can bet you've never written unit tests in PHP...why? because you're inpatient, lazy and one of those script kiddies that gave people wrong impressions about PHP.

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Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Craigston: 6:48pm On Jun 14, 2017
chalantmike:
if yhur looking code neatness your better off learning any functional programming language, it syntax on its own is pure neatness and summery.

am more of an efficiency programmer, than a neat one, I go for code cleanup after finishing the job.

team playing has a totally different ethics than solo ninja programming.
@ the bold text.
Please, can I know what you mean by symmetry as regards syntax? It is likely the first time I am seeing that expression in the context of programming language syntax.
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jun 14, 2017
Craigston:

@ the bold text.
Please, can I know what you mean by symmetry as regards syntax? It is likely the first time I am seeing that expression in the context of programming language syntax.
sorry meant summary not symmetry.

what I mean by that is most functional programming are short and brief, breaking every thing into brief functions that can easily be reused.

that's the main characters of functional programming that makes it neat.
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Nobody: 9:34pm On Jun 14, 2017
chalantmike:
sorry meant summary not symmetry.

what I mean by that is most functional programming are short and brief, breaking every thing into brief functions that can easily be reused.

that's the main characters of functional programming that makes it neat.

I can argue that a professionally written OOP code will be neater than the functional side written by the same professional.
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jun 14, 2017
DanielTheGeek:


I can argue that a professionally written OOP code will be neater than the functional side written by the same professional.

yhu do know that pop languages are now using functional programming methods , some of its methodology cause not all van be applied, to make a cleaner smooth, reusable running of code.

OOP languages are stealing from functional programming even ran into one article on Android functional programming, also have applied into OOP languages especially c.

Buh the tool been used is not what matters, its the user, so yea yhu can argue that, OOP can be made to neater than functional, Buh functional by its very nature is neat.
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Mrbabra: 1:12am On Jul 15, 2017
Mark Zuckerberg facebook (founder) make speech concerning programming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTMubSRm5MY
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Olyboy16(m): 11:29am On Jul 15, 2017
chalantmike:


yhu do know that pop languages are now using functional programming methods , some of its methodology cause not all van be applied, to make a cleaner smooth, reusable running of code.

OOP languages are stealing from functional programming even ran into one article on Android functional programming, also have applied into OOP languages especially c.

Buh the tool been used is not what matters, its the user, so yea yhu can argue that
as much as i would love to keep mute and enjoy the thread, i couldnt help bt notice you being strangled by those bullies! a word of advice, never take things too personal on nairaland (social media)!

BTW, from your posts, it seems you have some "optimizing" to do on your design patterns, code quality and ability to learn before condemning facts.
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once again, i'm only helping your career, no pun intended. You never know when your (potential billion dollar) boss might be watching and recruiting talents!

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Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jul 15, 2017
Olyboy16:

as much as i would love to keep mute and enjoy the thread, i couldnt help bt notice you being strangled by those bullies! a word of advice, never take things too personal on nairaland (social media)!

BTW, from your posts, it seems you have some "optimizing" to do on your design patterns, code quality and ability to learn before condemning facts.
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once again, i'm only helping your career, no pun intended. You never know when your (potential billion dollar) boss might be watching and recruiting talents!
thanks, Dnt mean to halt the thread duo.
Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by manremy: 11:41pm On Sep 09, 2017
kentho:
Finally... Na belle we dey find.... Most Companies out der don't care if you have read clean code, design patterns, etc and implement their designs, procedures and suggestions in your app. They mostly ask for a portfolio of projects you've been involved in. At the end of the day. U writing an app from scratch in the old notepad editor doesn't even matter to them. I guess those abilities only count to renowned and seasoned software bodies like silicon Valley, Google, etc.... Nd maybe in programming competitions... Little wonder u'll come across seasoned developers who have built major apps but yet can't write the fizz buzz program or even sum up the elements of an array.... But finally... Na belle we dey find....
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