Only1mi:


Be talking your own.

DeeTus:
Hey "koboless" is not a good word. "Penniless" is a perfect word. Try to learn standard English, not Nigerian English.

menxer:

I disagree, there are certain things about our culture we talk in the Nigerian context that the English don't or won't have a word for, in such situations, should we use an English word or phrase that doesn't convey the sense of what is intended or shouldn't we create a word or phrase that serves the purpose?

After all, it is all about an acceptable way of communicating.

We don't use penny in Nigeria, anymore, so why should it reflect in my communications with a fellow Nigerian?
Koboless is very apt.

chatinent:
Translation: This soup is ingredient-stuffed sticky.

DeeTus:
Just say you are broke. Period!

Do you still use "Kobo" in Nigeria now? Obviously not!

chatinent:


3. Five men on suite are here.
Say: Five men in suite are here.
Reason: The preposition shows they are in (wearing it) the suit, not on(maybe, standing on a piece of cloth) it.

menxer:

It is like you are not a Nigerian.

I just confirmed from CBN website, The lowest unit of currency in Nigeria still remains the Kobo not the Penny.

Eke40seven:

I don't think that is correct. The difference is just the possessive now, 'me' and the definite article 'the'.

DeeTus:
LOL! The big question here is, have you personally used kobo to purchase any item in Nigeria lately?

pak:
An expression cannot be 'poisonous'. Take the log off your eyes

Walexey:
Oga koboless is a Nigerian thingy... It has nothing to do with grammatical error.

chatinent:
Translation: This soup is ingredient-stuffed sticky.

Bentheta:
on the contrary koboless and bankruptcy can't be compared. cos you can have lots of money and still be declared bankrupt. That's so if your income CAN'T payoff your debt. so money can be coming in on regular basis but can't pay your "gbese" while koboless is a slang in Nigeria we when one has no money at that instant without reference to his/her gbese

menxer:

Is this thread discussing the purchasing power of any currency?
If yes, do you use penny to purchase any item in Nigeria?

holywahala19:
can I fuk someone with all these 'grammars'?

DeeTus:
Penny is hard currency. If you have a lot of it can be changed to naira and is valuable.

Just illustrated an example here. But unfortunately, you couldn't understand that.

Your English is totally awful!

MisterLomantic:
There's a difference between "suit" and "suite"

menxer:

That makes the Kobo a soft currency and valueless that can't be converted to other currencies if you have a lot of it?

Your English is excellent.

chatinent:
*Some poisonous expressions used by Nigerians; corrections, tips and reasons - by Richie.*
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Copyright: No part of this should be transmitted to an unknown source without prior consent and allowance by the author.
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1. I am koboless.
Say: I am bankrupt.
Reason: There exist nothing like koboless in English dict-clopedia and is malapropism.
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2. I am more better than you.
Say: I am much better/ better than you.
Reason: 'More' and 'better' are comparative. Both can not be used at the same time. You can likewise use 'better than or much better than.'
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3. Five men on suite are here.
Say: Five men in suite are here.
Reason: The preposition shows they are in (wearing it) the suit, not on(maybe, standing on a piece of cloth) it.
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4. Nepa has brought their light. It is low current.
Say: Nepa has restored power supply. It is low voltage.

Reason: Voltage is the electrical force measured in volts. You say high/low voltage not current.
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5. I will take roasted chicken.
Say: I will have roast chicken.
Reason: 'Roast' is the adjective. 'Roasted' is a verb, an action word (past tense).
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You may apply this grammar to; 'unripe pawpaw' not 'unriped pawpaw' etc.
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6. Wow! You mean you came all the way from the bus-stop down here with leg!
Say: Wow! You mean you came all the way from the bus-stop down here on foot.
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7. You must refund back my money!
Say: You must refund my money.
Reason: To refund already means to give back, adding 'back' again is wrong except you are trying to say 'you must give me back back my money. Apply this grammar corrections to 'return back' , 'rewind back' , 'repeat again' etc. They all don't need the 'back' when they already mean it.
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8. This soup is not pepperish; I'm going to buy grinded pepper.
Say: This soup is not peppery; I'm going to buy ground pepper.

Reason: 'Ground' is both past and past participle of 'grind.' There is nothing like 'grinded.' Haba!
Secondly, it is 'peppery' not 'pepperish,' nothing like 'pepperish.'
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9. I heard it from the radio.
Say: I heard it on/on the radio.
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10. I have a running nose.
Say: I have a runny nose.
Reason: 'Runny' is an adjective which means producing a lot of liquid from your nose or eyes.
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11. Bring me another money.
Say: Get me some or more money.
Reason: 'Money' is an uncountable now and cannot be preceded by 'another' directly.
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12. Horn before overtaking.
Say: Hoot or blow/sound your horn before overtaking.
Reason: 'Horn' is a noun not a verb.
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13. I don't have a book talkless of a pen.
Say: I don't have a book let alone a pen.
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14. I want to buy sack bag.
Say: I want to buy sack.
Reason: 'Sack bag' is tautology.
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15. The team comprises of eleven players.
Say: The team comprises eleven players.
Tips: When you use the word 'comprises' , do not put 'of' in front.
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16. We discussed about football last night.
Say: We discussed football last night.
Tips: Do not put any preposition in front of 'discuss.'
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17. She studied hard and she did not pass.
Say: She studied hard however she did not pass.
Reason: 'And' is used when both simple sentences are in equal status. That is to say, the two items or statement to be joined must be either 'positive positive' or 'negative negative.' Meanwhile. 'however' is used when one is positive and the other negative.
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18. Bring my traveling bag.
Say: Bring my travel bag.
Reason: 'Travelling bag' is wrong grammar.
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19. You are suffering from lack of no respect.
Say: You are suffering from lack of respect.
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Reason: 'Lack' already meant 'no respect.'
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20. I and my sister travelled.
Say: My sister and I travelled.
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Reason: When a subject is joined with the personal pronouns 'I,' it is incorrect to place the personal pronoun first.

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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=Post&CODE=08&f=33&t=93&p=117&st=