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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by LesbianBoy(m): 11:07pm On Oct 07, 2017
Every time broke guy, broke guy you guys sef should do and be rich angry

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Nobody: 11:08pm On Oct 07, 2017
theapeman:
except for my mother which is exceptional any other women (naija women especially) are nothing but just a vessel of shiiit.

Besides, you don't have to be an homosexual to know this things.


if you are in a field of business the one thing you should be aware of are women (naija women) for there are the dream killers of business.

Well, I don't know your experience so I wouldn't judge you but can you not generalize?
There are some good ladies out there...At least a few undecided
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Nobody: 11:09pm On Oct 07, 2017
ScotFree:


This your ideology....where is it from? Do you pick 'flashy' from the gutters? How can broke guys afford flashy?

They probably buy too much of fake stuffs to look real and original, while actually looking fake.
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Nobody: 11:10pm On Oct 07, 2017
Tonymegabush1:
Na so I meet one 2day.
Bought a plate of fried rice not Bootle water this gal chop d rice finish plus meat on top begin tell me say the rice dey do am like say e don sawa I look am I no talk she drink water Join cum dey tell me say d water get teaste cry
And she wan make I borrow am Moni I fit give am thus wen she reaches house she go Tell me say na counterfeit I give em

Lolzzzz...What specie is she pleaz?
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Adaumunocha(f): 11:13pm On Oct 07, 2017
internationalman:

Not all girls a guy can control himself over.
Example like u.
Ryt

Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by internationalman(m): 11:14pm On Oct 07, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Ryt
Says d girl who can't date a broke guy..
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Nobody: 11:14pm On Oct 07, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Ryt

I love that dp grin

You're a fanny girl wink
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by theapeman: 11:15pm On Oct 07, 2017
emusmithy:


Well, I don't know your experience so I wouldn't judge you but can you not generalize?
There are some good ladies out there...At least a few undecided
well! I'm not generalizing in the sense that there is no good ladies out there (even all over the world) "cos no one is good except God"

what you see as good are just sheep in a wolf cloth.

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Adaumunocha(f): 11:16pm On Oct 07, 2017
internationalman:

Says d girl who can't date a broke guy..
Monitoring spirits

Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Tonymegabush1(m): 11:18pm On Oct 07, 2017
emusmithy:


Lolzzzz...What specie is she pleaz?


Guy the babe problem no b 4 here oo

As in I weak
I can't frnd any gal dat can't appreciate tins. I vex leave am there begin go my way

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by ChyOmaa(f): 11:18pm On Oct 07, 2017
Very funny angry


Whether broke or not, a guy will come across just a few of these types of ladies.


No guy is broke biko, they're just temporarily unable to disperse cash grin grin grin

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by internationalman(m): 11:20pm On Oct 07, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Monitoring spirits
U re funny.. part of d reason I keep mentioning u is bcoz of ur funny memes. There's a reason I really need a lot of them this night.
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Adaumunocha(f): 11:22pm On Oct 07, 2017
internationalman:

U re funny.. part of d reason I keep mentioning u is bcoz of ur funny memes. There's a reason I really need a lot of them this night.
Pleasure

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Slayer2: 11:24pm On Oct 07, 2017
IAMSASHY:
undecided broke guys ar always flashy, from dia dressing, u cn easily identify dem.

See ya mouth like broke guys are always flashy, with ya head like baseball. Broke ass ugly girl undecided


undecided

Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Nobody: 11:24pm On Oct 07, 2017
emusmithy:


Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy

Being broke is an usual phenomenon for the average Nigerian young man. It's almost like a necessary pathway to greatness.

The only issue is different ladies treat you differently when you're broke.

There are several categories of ladies you are likely to encounter when you're broke.



1. Miss "Unconditional Love" Lady

This particular type of ladies are as rare as diamond. In fact some guys believe they're like dinosaurs; they've gone on extinct. This kinda lady is loyal to the core. "Patience" is her middle name.
She can go through with him from being a "broke corper" to the point of getting a good job, without knowing if his parents has got some wealth. This Love, I heard is declared MIA in Nigeria due to the recession. May she be found again.


2. Verbally Abusive Ones

This is especially if the guy did all to 'impress' her. Eventually, she found out his name was "Stark Broke". Her heart is dashed. She resorts to abusive words, in person and online. I blame the guy though. But the girl in POINT 1 wouldn't do that. She would see the motive behind his action. Maybe he loved her too much and overestimated the cost of reaching her. That's love too, you know.


3. "In And Out" Kinda Girls

(Watching His Prosperity Level Through A Microscope)


Go, she won't go. Stay, she won't stay. When she manages to depart for months, she's all busy checking up on his progress.
Her love isn't dependable. She's of no good, at the long run. She will leave you if you face a financial challenge in the future.
She'll call and after some minutes, "Are you still working in that place?" One leg in, One leg out.
The very moment you breakthrough, they'll be all over you. Monitoring Spirits grin


4. Just-Friends Kinda Ladies

She's just there for you. She doesn't look at your predicament and sometimes even shares her cash with you. Probably has a serious relationship going for her, but you're damn closer to her than her fiancé. She tells you everything. You sometimes feel like asking her out, but no guts. Too close. It'll be odd. Above all, you're not sure of what will be her reply.


5. Business-Like Ladies


It's a business world bro. My people say; "if a dog is looking at you with tongue out; it's either there's bone with or around you."- If a business-like kinda girl looks faithful and loyal around you, look well. Maybe she's calculated you're the first son to inherit your dad's property or you've got one wealthy uncle. Lol!
She might even buy you things sef. Don't be fooled. Those are baits. You'll pay double cheesy cheesy



6. "Highest Bidder Kinda Ladies"


When these ladies were girls, they thought they could be that faithful girlfriend but as they evolved, richer guys revolved, they began to dissolve. They returned to the old ways of their predecessors. It's alarming.
Even though she truly loves you, without money, you've got no chance. That's one reason you've got to make the money.

7. "Sucking Blood" Kinda Girls

This set of girls got no chill. They don't leave him. By looking at him, you can tell he barely eats well and you're asking him to borrow you #10,000 that you'll pay back next week. Who told you you'll pay back at all? Must you be lied to? This type wants to suck him dry. Every kobo, they want to take away from him.



Goodnight famz!
I hope you don't mind... I published this on my blog... and yes I gave you credit for it

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by internationalman(m): 11:25pm On Oct 07, 2017
Adaumunocha:
Pleasure
ugh this is funny u just messed d whole mood up again
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by motun2017(f): 11:27pm On Oct 07, 2017
Rokia2:
1. Miss "Unconditional Love" Lady

This particular type of ladies are as rare as diamond. In fact some guys believe they're like dinosaurs; they've gone on extinct. This kinda lady is loyal to the core. "Patience" is her middle name.
She can go through with him from being a "broke corper" to the point of getting a good job, without knowing if his parents has got some wealth. This Love, I heard is declared MIA in Nigeria due to the recession. May she be found again.


I used to be this but now I know better. grin
hehe my 200l lover then. not knowing he was fooling me. i even gave him out of d 3k per week mum manage to gv me. mheeen i was so stupid.

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Slayer2: 11:30pm On Oct 07, 2017
LesbianBoy:
Every time broke guy, broke guy you guys sef should do and be rich angry

grin lolzz

Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by creamylicious(f): 11:31pm On Oct 07, 2017
The ones who desperately want to get married
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by iammolise(m): 11:33pm On Oct 07, 2017
i have a lot of no.3 n 4 kinda ladies... They're just there... But i don't cut connection with them... like keeping them there so when i arrive they'll all watch in 3D
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Nobody: 11:38pm On Oct 07, 2017
motun2017:
hehe my 200l lover then. not knowing he was fooling me. i even gave him out of d 3k per week mum manage to gv me. mheeen i was so stupid.

Lol some of these guys be taking good girls for granted.
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by CHAIRMANMAO(m): 11:57pm On Oct 07, 2017
Rokia2:

Lol some of these guys be taking good girls for granted.
Oh well, i dont take good girls for granted, i might not show it that much that i deeply cherish them, but down in my heart, i know i have found a potential WIFE
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by nuland(m): 12:12am On Oct 08, 2017
IAMSASHY:
undecided broke guys ar always flashy, from dia dressing, u cn easily identify dem.

Nwosisi, since that's your assertion I go dey dress shabily to win your heart.
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by OluwaWonder: 12:41am On Oct 08, 2017
[quote author=emusmithy post=61146490]

Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy

Being broke is an usual phenomenon for the average Nigerian young man. It's almost like a necessary pathway to greatness.

The only issue is different ladies treat you differently when you're broke.

There are several categories of ladies you are likely to encounter when you're broke.



1. Miss "Unconditional Love" Lady

This particular type of ladies are as rare as diamond. In fact some guys believe they're like dinosaurs; they've gone on extinct. This kinda lady is loyal to the core. "Patience" is her middle name.
She can go through with him from being a "broke corper" to the point of getting a good job, without knowing if his parents has got some wealth. This Love, I heard is declared MIA in Nigeria due to the recession. May she be found again.
That's hw some ladies miss it,dey only care about present,dey never try even to think about future,only the wise ones think or care about the future
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by KingRabota: 12:54am On Oct 08, 2017
God sent me no 1. To reorder and repackage my life,i was so ecstatic I even married her!
Two weeks ago God took her away from me, now I'm in misery

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by morganwizzy55(m): 1:03am On Oct 08, 2017
no 7 weak me gan. been a victim of that but trust me. i will reply u that i.dont borow woman money. if she ask why .i will tell her dat its mission imposible to pay back

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by 1metre: 1:48am On Oct 08, 2017
Who is a broke guy op? Because according 'by' me a broke person is one living without an aota or medicum of wisdom.
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by ImaIma1(f): 1:49am On Oct 08, 2017
Nairaland favourite topic...broke guys. How to live a broke life... Will you date a broke guy...Types of ladies around broke guys. Broke broke broke!!!

It just seems like some guys are happy being broke and are not aspiring to make money but to learn how to live a broke life.

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Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by deafeyez: 1:56am On Oct 08, 2017
kozmicity:


This is Naija bro...those idealogies don't work here

They do pal, I have a friend who earns 17k as salary but guess what, he talks with women and they melt. Though success not too high, he has kpash a lot of gals.
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Nobody: 2:03am On Oct 08, 2017
Alright May I never be broke.
Re: Seven Kinds Of Ladies Around A Broke Guy by Nobody: 2:04am On Oct 08, 2017
ImaIma1:
Nairaland favourite topic...broke guys. How to live a broke life... Will you date a broke guy...Types of ladies around broke guys. Broke broke broke!!!

It just seems like some guys are happy being broke and are not aspiring to make money but to learn how to live a broke life.

And aren't U guys sleeping.

It's early AM for Christ sake.

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