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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 8:56pm On Oct 16, 2017
Good sex can make a man apologies for things he did not do..he will be like" eiish!! oh baby, this is sweet,baby am sorry for poverty in Zimbabwe".. grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 8:57pm On Oct 16, 2017
Connection Apply Everywhere Nowadays! Even to get a plate of Rice in a wedding needs connection grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 9:02pm On Oct 16, 2017
That awkward moment when the person who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing under the cow grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 9:05pm On Oct 16, 2017
"I Love You And I'll Never leave You" This Words Broke Many Virginities grin grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 9:07pm On Oct 16, 2017
Having sex with a Girl who doesn't Scream is like watching a Soccer Match without commentators!! grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 9:08pm On Oct 16, 2017
They Say When Your Palm Is Itching,You Gonna Get Money . If your Foot is Itching you gonna get new Shoes . If your Lips are itching,you gonna get kissed . If your Ear is Itching,There is a Gossip . If your Private Part is itching, Please!Please don't fool yourself....Go and Bath
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 9:15pm On Oct 16, 2017
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom. The other guys start talking about how successful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a car dealership and just gave his best friend a ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airline and just gave his best friend a private jet.
Guy 3: Well, my son is more success than that, he owns a architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle.
Guy 4 walks out the bathroom and walks over the other three guys.
Guy 4: Hey guys what are you talking about?
Guy 1: Oh we are talking about how successful our sons are.
Guy 4: Well, my son is a gay stripper.
Guy 2: You must be disappointed with what he's done with his life.
Guy 4: Actually he's doing well for himself, he just got Ferrari, a jet and a castle from his three boyfriends... grin

Like if you understand the post
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 9:16pm On Oct 16, 2017
A dad buys a lie detector Robot that slaps you If you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The Robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The Robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kind of movies! The Robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The Robot slaps the mom.. grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 9:18pm On Oct 16, 2017
Women are also promoting racism, just imagine.
When washing black panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... done.
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When washing white panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku ..... chuku .... chuku .....then done. grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:39pm On Oct 16, 2017
Krystaal:
A dad buys a lie detector Robot that slaps you If you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The Robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The Robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kind of movies! The Robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The Robot slaps the mom.. grin
cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:40pm On Oct 16, 2017
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 9:41pm On Oct 16, 2017
vivie01:
angry angry huh
Lol Hi Vivie01
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:42pm On Oct 16, 2017
Krystaal:
Connection Apply Everywhere Nowadays!
Even to get a plate of Rice in a wedding needs connection grin
grin grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:44pm On Oct 16, 2017
Krystaal:
Lol Hi Vivie01
Hi oga Krystaal, you are doing a nice job here cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 9:47pm On Oct 16, 2017
vivie01:
Hi oga Krystaal, you are doing a nice job here cheesy cheesy grin
Lol it's all to make you Laugh...Thank you
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 12:36am On Oct 17, 2017
Hey Guys...trying to build up something nice... Appreciate a brother's effort... Please follow me on IG @_Krystal_official_ and I'll follow back Thank you
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 10:32pm On Oct 17, 2017
I was in a taxi today and a police officer stopped the driver but failed to get anything wrong to get the normal bribe
Then he asked, "Have you registered your Sim Card?" grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 10:33pm On Oct 17, 2017
Krystaal:
I was in a taxi today and a police officer stopped the driver but failed to get anything wrong to get the normal bribe
Then he asked, "Have you registered your Sim Card?" grin
grin grin grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 10:34pm On Oct 17, 2017
When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because
*you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.* grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 10:35pm On Oct 17, 2017
Krystaal:
When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because
*you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.* grin
iro o shocked...... I cant be a wife beater o. its all for fun though.
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 10:35pm On Oct 17, 2017
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo. grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 10:37pm On Oct 17, 2017
I've decided to leave the past behind me,so if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved..That's the last thing I remember before I got admitted in a hospital
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 10:38pm On Oct 17, 2017
Android phones can be so annoying. Just received a notification that my Bible App needs update, for what excatly? Has Adam eaten another apple grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 11:21pm On Oct 17, 2017
Krystaal:
Android phones can be so annoying. Just received a notification that my Bible App needs update, for what excatly? Has Adam eaten another apple grin
not at all. grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by albacete(m): 9:24am On Oct 18, 2017
Krystaal:
Android phones can be so annoying. Just received a notification that my Bible App needs update, for what excatly? Has Adam eaten another apple grin
Chai!
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 11:41am On Oct 18, 2017
Krystaal:
I've decided to leave the past behind me,so if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved..That's the last thing I remember before I got admitted in a hospital
Na lie! You go pay! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 11:45am On Oct 18, 2017
Krystaal:
When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because
*you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.* grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy, e no kuku better make he run for his life? undecided
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(op): 2:30pm On Oct 18, 2017
vivie01:
Na lie! You go pay! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Haha grin grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Mclntrye(m): 2:30pm On Oct 18, 2017
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by bamdly(m): 7:15pm On Oct 18, 2017
Krystaal:
"I Love You And I'll Never leave You" This Words Broke Many Virginities grin grin
Hmmmmm there is God OO
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by bamdly(m): 7:17pm On Oct 18, 2017
Krystaal:
Women are also promoting racism, just imagine.
When washing black panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... done.
.
When washing white panties : Chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku .... chuku ..... chuku .... chuku .....then done. grin
Oga U Legit
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by bamdly(m): 7:23pm On Oct 18, 2017
Already Following u hope u post something Nice
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