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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by chosengocap: 5:31pm On Oct 31, 2017
RoyalBlak007:

♤ Don't turn that jacuzzi

♤ to a public swimming pool grin grin
Bad guy!

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by naija2(f): 5:32pm On Oct 31, 2017
She is totally right. As a girl and the way the society view us, we should limit our body count. You should not allow every Tom, dick and Harry that says he wants to date u sleep with u. Some are just looking for who to sleep with for a limited time. Your Body count should not even get close to a double digit. Don’t attack her cause she says the truth.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 5:32pm On Oct 31, 2017
congorasta:



what actually makes a woman's vagina more wider than the other
Sometimes its just the natural size, same way you guys naturally have small and big joysticks. Childbirth and age. Those are all the factors, but penetration is not one of it.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by abdoolorunwa(m): 5:32pm On Oct 31, 2017
Makapedia:
@VIVIANGIST

“Limit the dick intakes. Pity your future husband. Don’t turn that small town to an express road” - Nigerian Lady



Via : http://www.viviangist.ng/limit-the-dick-intakes-pity-your-future-husband-dont-turn-that-small-town-to-an-express-road-nigerian-lady/

Cc; lalasticlala
Suffice it to say we should all follow islam teaching u a beautiful way of life.it says marriage b4 sex.the world would have been a beautiful place.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by crisisexpert321(m): 5:32pm On Oct 31, 2017
It's not about pussy its the walls of the virgina that get weaken due to frequency in the act. Absorbing different sizes huge or big, if your husband has average size you tend not to get satisfaction. Even though the pussy is elastic, you will understand this theory when you sleep with a 20yrs old girl and a mother of 2kids 35yrs old.

Slay queens should take it easy

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by congorasta: 5:33pm On Oct 31, 2017
QueenSekxy:
promo.!! .you ain't different but just wanna be known..oluku


e pain u well well

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Theboss100(m): 5:34pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
then why do some men complain that there gf, fiance and wife vaginal is too wide for there penis to reside? Answer. So I disagree with that cuz the muscle could get weak and therefore slack. Get that into ur skull. That's why we advice to stay away from fornication

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Truflexunits(m): 5:34pm On Oct 31, 2017
Holosho trying to form saint..
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by BluntBoy(m): 5:34pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
So now it's different sizes of dicks? So if that ONE dick I'm taking up is huge and we have sex 100 times, that one doesn't matter abi? But as long as its multiple dicks, my vagina must expand. Please you're not making sense. You're a female and you don't know anything about your body. You're allowing the sensless opinions to delude your mind. Grab a book luv.

The ignorance is baffling. They don't understand that the musculature of the vagina is elastic on purpose. It is like the jaw of a snake that can expand and swallow up an antelope and then return back to its normal size.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by perdollar(m): 5:35pm On Oct 31, 2017
Modelqwen:
shocked





my friend keep kwayet dia.
Everyone is striving to b relevant but ur own
no follow.


U aren't innocent of the act & it's one of
things u detest the most....
This babe is confused.
d message get effect on ds one. e b like say she dey talk directly to u ba?

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by mr1759: 5:35pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
So now it's different sizes of dicks? So if that ONE dick I'm taking up is huge and we have sex 100 times, that one doesn't matter abi? But as long as its multiple dicks, my vagina must expand. Please you're not making sense. You're a female and you don't know anything about your body. You're allowing the sensless opinions to delude your mind. Grab a book luv.

have heard of the word adaptation, is one of the characteristics of human being. when you accept multiple intake your body is band to be confuse as such, can not be use to one size as such it will be refere to as lose

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 5:35pm On Oct 31, 2017
KinzyeWriter:
Carry your dick head and ignorance out of here joor..

You're just wrong on your point and you should admit that cool
Nigerians and ignorance lool, sometimes i just don't want to be aassociated. But I don't have time to argue. Facts are never popular. But the truth is the truth, nothing to admit. I really cant lool

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by congorasta: 5:36pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Sometimes its just the natural size, same way you guys naturally have small and big joysticks. Childbirth and age. Those are all the factors, but penetration is not one of it.


OK. thank u
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:36pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.


But I do agree with everything else she said.


You are so wrong and perhaps naive. Don't you know that muscles do build up and get large. Please check the transformation of body builders. Even muscle can start reacting to one week intensified sex. Once he don wide, even alum can't do the magic.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 5:37pm On Oct 31, 2017
mr1759:


have heard of the word adaptation, is one of the characteristics of human being. when you accept multiple intake your body is band to be confuse as such can not be use to size as such call lose
Where did you get your facts from? Is this scientifically proven? Show me your facts or remain quiet. Capish?

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 5:37pm On Oct 31, 2017
perdollar:
d message get effect on ds one. e b like say she dey talk directly to u ba?

Hahahaha. grin grin The thing pain am die

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tunnamaniah(m): 5:37pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
Ehmmm, Na lie, even physics taught us about elastic limit, pussy dey wide madam, don’t tell me one retraction story, pussy dey wide, any experience fuckboy will tell you this, madam, some girls private part is damn wide ma’am,why you think say pussy tightening cream dey?

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Pidginwhisper: 5:38pm On Oct 31, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
taking in different sizes of dicks would expand your vagina.
You are the one that needs to expand your knowledge.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Josephamstrong1(m): 5:38pm On Oct 31, 2017
Come wait o!
How you wan know, feel and smell your man before marriage?
Truth is no lady should be judged with her past. That's life for us. Without past there can't be any future. We live to make mistakes and learn from. Guess you've learnt yours.
Diamonds ain't seen anyhow. Rose can't just be plucked easily.
A lady or man need pass series of experiences before hitting the dream partner.
Do not know why all these losers always turn to counsellors, probably to console themselves of their ugly past.
I just learnt how you've been used roughly by that one guy before dumping your sorry ass... you just realised your mistakes. I can bet my bollocks that you've at lest slept with 10 different guys before realising it's all vanity... lol.
Happy you realised earlier.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Pidginwhisper: 5:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by mustafa006: 5:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
better goan expand ur knowledge abt vigina

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Marcofranz(m): 5:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
What does this ugly motherfucker knows? All this bullshit still doesn't change the fact that Lizzy must Bleep tonight . She can shove her sermon up her ass.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by mrdickhead: 5:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
bengasyll:

Then they start complaining of hubby with unsatisfying small dick
don't mind them jare.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 5:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Sometimes its just the natural size, same way you guys naturally have small and big joysticks. Childbirth and age. Those are all the factors, but penetration is not one of it.
Hav u seen an ass hole or p. that can swallow rugby ball before, if yes explain y it is that wide

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 5:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
Tell them my dear! God must surely bless you. I have come across one that I would have regret if I buy without testing.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Wangxiao(m): 5:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
I'm not saying you wrong oo but why d place come dey over expand at time?

Some girls own nah car park!!

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 5:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
BluntBoy:


The ignorance is baffling. They don't understand that the musculature of the vagina is elastic on purpose. It is like the jaw of a snake that can expand and swallow up an antelope and then return back to its normal size.
Thank you. Nigerians spend millions of naira to go to school, yet 90% are still uneducated. This is simple common sense, but it's like i'm chatting shiit. Lool can't help but laugh.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 5:41pm On Oct 31, 2017
Them don use this girl toto play tinko-tinko,me when dey beg my girl say I just Wan visit her and no want sex and na she dey always initiate the move,girls go dey always dey paint guys as players and badoos but na the other way around,na person when never date before go think say girls na saint,you never see when girl dey jack your boxers say you must fvck her or its over.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by lilmax(m): 5:42pm On Oct 31, 2017
Modelqwen:
shocked





my friend keep kwayet dia.
Everyone is striving to b relevant but ur own
no follow.


U aren't innocent of the act & it's one of
things u detest the most....
This babe is confused.
she's not confused, she's not hypocritical like you that's all

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by KinzyeWriter(m): 5:42pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Nigerians and ignorance lool, sometimes i just don't want to be aassociated. But I don't have time to argue. Facts are never popular. But the truth is the truth, nothing to admit. I really cant lool

Well, I actually thought you will get angry over that but your response was cool

P can expand by the amount of dick consume #fact

however, it has the quality to come back to normal after sex.

but what we are saying here is the rate of which an 100th hand f**ked pussy will expand at the first Penetration will be critical to a well maintained and fairly used p...

Shey you get?

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 5:42pm On Oct 31, 2017
All I can remember is " Don't turn that small town to express " This girl wicked I swear

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