makky555:



Lol... I was asked to bring the eyelash of cricket with two newly laid egg of a lion and the paws of a tilapia fish

Wow! U are so lucky dear.
I was told to look for a mad snake and 2 blind elephants.

Jekonmor:


Wow! U are so lucky dear.
I was told to look for a mad snake and 2 blind elephants.

That can be arranged ... Just drug the snake and shoot the eyes of the elephants

Problem solved

Thank me later

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njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

Of course why not. Why spoil a perfectly good business!

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Please,ibadan people... Its not jibiti, its GTBank.

I just hope army pikin no dey here o... Make i jejeli go sidon my own o

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njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

Nice one bro.
I do hope you've taken it to the professional level?
If not, give us a call and we will promote you

+ You stand a chance to go on a tour with us in 2018

makky555:


No...
I went to okija shine to confirm

what did my boo boo go and do at okija

makky555:



Lol... I was asked to bring the eyelash of cricket with two newly laid egg of a lion and the paws of a tilapia fish

lmao chai

iamsirmichael1:

Merry Christmas Dear
Okay, will do just that

Stegomiah, it's just likes right?? Answer quick please

iamsirmichael1:
Stegomiah, it's just likes right?? Answer quick please

Yes
Sorry, who banned you?

Stegomiah:



Yes
Sorry, who banned you?

Phew! That was close. Thanks.

No one.

You should endeavour to like it too. The photo I mean

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Very funny

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