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We all need it, cant live without it
Gotham city, oh yeah!

Oh yeah, I agree shervy but e still early sha, I'll conclude after the next fixture

vee good evening

Evening is over......that Gotham city mentioned by v.v made me remember batman.

Batman? Not familiar with this; Uyiii, Shervy and everyone, happy Sunday, I turned your discussion to song since I don't know what your football match was all about or centered on.

on Saturday evening Manchester united defeated,oh sowie beat,teached,or rather massacred Arsenal in the home by 3 goals to 1..The man of the match was David De Gea.That all.
For Those going to work tomao is Monday.Fortune should smile on us the unemploy so that Monday it will be damn Monday come too soon.
Anyway Glory Glory Man utd..Ohps I rep REAL MADRID..

Real madrid is one hell of a team... I stopped being a fan after their loss to tottenham

Tottenham was just lucky to play Real Madrid in their worst form that explain why we loose to Tottenham.. Anyway come rain come shine Real Madrid till eternity..Since 2000 and still counting. Hala Madrid Down Tottenham

Tottenham is the new arsenal and arsenal is the new Tottenham. . Such a team.

Team Chelsea. Good to be back after Mtn glo and air tel exhausted my data because of (please don't visit this site) xvideos.com

Xvideo.com , guy... u suppose don pass this level, I swear.....u may be joking, anyway.

Anyway shervy you know say no be by age o. People wey old pass me dey watch am besides I never even reach 25 years. Everybody get one form of addiction though I no dey Vaseline crew DAT one na waste of hand energy

Energy is truly wasted when one indulge in those acts. If it's an addiction, u need to stop it, it's detrimental to ur health and don't bring age into this,pls. I'm also in my mid 20s and I've left that indecent practise a long time ago. Pls, stop it....I beg u.

U are what you make yourself to be.

Be happy, be smart, smile always, live a worthy life, enjoy ur stay on earth cos life is nothing but like a light that flickers and once we're gone, we're gone.....enjoy it while it last.

Last-ing happiness comes only from God

God knows I been no want talk anything this night but I no fit hide am.
You fit say I dey talk anyhow but me I no get secret and I no dey hide anything because I no like pretend.

OK first thing first: I finally get to go out with the girl that nearly caused my death in front of Firstbank. I think say I sabi talk but this girl talk for 30 mins she no let me talk. If I talk one she go interrupt.

Meanwhile the date been dey boring o. For like 15 mins nobody gree talk anything until one aproko wey dey sit down for my back come my table tab us say we dey go out on a date and we dey shame say if na za oza room we go dey play love. Na so we burst out laf the long hour talk come start.

My bro uyiii I know say na only you go understand. People like vive01 shervydman and lorbar shaybaby go say I Jones.

After we don order food she no finish her own. As we wan go na so I tell the guy make him package everything put for bag make I carry go house. Na so everybody dey look me. My guy wey work there come call me go one corner say I wan fall my hands for where this fine ge dey. I bone am.

To my surprise this girl no vex o. She later tell me say she like my style say how she wish say she get that kind courage.

I plainly tell her say I think say she go vex no pick interest for where I dey.

Anyway finally finally it went well, but my fear na after I hit I done run.

Run faster than a Pegasus. We thank God for today.

today (to dey) hold something wey your heart is willing to let out nor good na, e get mental effect wey many people nor know, that's why when you let out that thing wey heavy for your heart, you go dey very relieved.
Trust I understand you bro mrwondah and for the rice package, na your money abeg, nor go look uche face o. no time

ok Lorbar I miss you o, small sha
ba where you dey since naa

Naa? Hmmmm, this MrWondah is now becoming something else ooo, packaged and took left-over food home? Not even the one he ate remain but that of a lady? Think we needed a deliverance pastor in the house asap

Asap no dey work magic. E dey do me like make i tell the girl say i be playboy o. Make i no go hurt her innocent heart. Vevee if na you after the guy don pack food like that you go gree go on second date with the same guy?

Guy wey fall my hand in that public place? Mba! Even if to say you dey too broke, at least you go pretend and command small respect/self esteem there now

Now the truth be say I no broke o. I no dey like brag sha. I no know wetin enter my head I say make I just do am see her reaction whether she get similar crazy ideas like mine.

I come discover say she craze pass me. In fact we don dey talk since and I wan introduce her to nland make she come receive small bashing.

Meanwhile our next date dey crazier than my own sef imagine a swimming date.

date of her entering nairaland, make I know abeg, she need chop bettr bashing wey go make her dey finish her food say no to wastage

which kind yeye 2naira respek be da one? Vee
Which respect is greater than converting the plate of rice you bought with your hard earned naira as a take home package, the guy respect the work of hin hands and get value for the money, nor be to dey form hushpuppi for one slay queen wey on a normal basis go chop the pack for inside her dirty house.

mrwondah you did very well, may woe betide her if she dares lose respect for you
people dey find food naim person dey slay on top, is she alright??

Alright, it's alright..... I just spot a new viewer on the thread.....her name; cyntigirl . Let's see if she'll be brave enough to post.

Post wey Uyiii dropped now sounds somehow ooo, packing left over home on first date? Haba!!! No be by force to go eatery now??
This swimming date self, MrWondah, hope say you sabi swim sha, make we no come hear story wey touch ooo, abeg make you sleep and dream b4 you go the swimming pool, make craze no enter the girl go drown somebody .......anyway, not bad to try out unusual things on a date

Date need not be conventional. Vivie01 I be confirm rivers boy. I for say I get marine spirit but e go mean another thing.

Uyiii I know say na only you go understand.

Understand that a guy who packs remnant of food home on a date falls under any of this category. Lol.

The guy was probably broke before and now that he has small cash, he cannot afford to waste anything,
The guy doesn't want a second date with the lady, so he wanted to give her a first bad impression,
The guy is just weird.


So MrWondah which category do you fall in?

You can pack your own leftover, but why pack that of the lady too. I am not understanding .


Uyiii, so you missed me and you dinnor ask of me

Me asking about you nor relevant again abeg, I am acually worse than mrwondah, you can tag it whatever.
if na me I for pack the food, water and table join, naa I detest wastage na

get the gist, if the girl should appreciate and eat the food considerably, then to hell with her remnant, nor be say she go just collect one or two spoons then she expects me to applaud her

I first weird sha, I'll tell it to her face that I don't welcome wastage, make she go do am for her papa house

p.s: I fit give my dog the food sha or bettr still warm it and give myself a treat

Treat her like a lady. Lorbar I think I fall for the category of weird unconventional crazy experimental dude.
Broke? I don't think I am. I am not wealthy neither my family but we are comfortable. I started fending for myself financially at a tender age. Plus my freelance works being broke is not an issue

On never wanting a second date I'm not sure if I wanted it or not.

But weird 100% crazy

crazyyyyy, I love being CRAZY
it yields long life

Lorbar love every I said up there na joke o
I am serious sha

una sleep well jare

Jare plus jara equals jareal when you expand by collecting like sounding stress you have Ja Real in other words Ja(h) (is) Real.
Why all of una dey form busy this morning? Yesterday I saw holuu peep and disappeared same with shervydman and lorbar this morning