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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by makydebbie(f): 6:57am On Jan 27, 2018
Dimples129:


Baby girl! Thank you grin

I needed confirmation, I got op confused with one nairaland barber, who was seeking attention. But I was confused... I knew op was a dude grin grin

I know the barber you're talking about. grin
This one is different, he was male before ooo, now he's female and he can't even act the role well, so obvious. Most of the oldies here know the guy. grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by kingston247: 6:59am On Jan 27, 2018
Ashawo work na ashawo work no matter how u try to change or paint am ,my sister sorry u be olosho...

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Blonchilli(m): 7:17am On Jan 27, 2018
This one have finally confirmed her status to the world. I'm not against professional prostitute ( stay in a brothel and get paid) what I do not support is trying to defend your promiscuous self like it should be the norm for all girls. And no the only reason sex is painful to you is because you've f***ed your cunt too much for t-fare fee that it's worn out. Imagine what happens when you continuously stick iron rod forcefully into a bolt hole, it gets broken. And imagine this one is looking for a rich husband and is also a feminist here grin grin grin I have seen it all on nairaland.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by VajanahDischaj(f): 7:18am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
as old asu are, u go jam yahoo boys soon
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by lexy2014: 7:21am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
don't mind all these people calling u prostitute. They don't no that u are a virgin. Sex is difficult, very difficult especially 4d men u are doing it with. So who is going 2 pay them, after all, una bang each other?. Its either u can excellent scientist or u were a man 2 have figured that men enjoy sex 90% of d time.As 4 guys treating their ladies with respect, that won't b a problem(prostitute de give advise). D question is whose lady are u?cos u seem d type that goes 4d highest bidder. As a woman, u always have a say and its not in bed. U have ur say on ur feet with superior argument not prostitution. If u have needs, make urself available 4 paid employment or learn a skill. Lagos state govt is presently training people for free. Also try& get POS. It will help d ministry.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by litaninja(m): 7:23am On Jan 27, 2018
How to identify a How....read below.

Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by darlingnuel(m): 7:25am On Jan 27, 2018
I guess this is just for entertainment and reading pleasure. Girls don't try this at home. Joke section should be the appropriate place for this.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by goldman777: 7:31am On Jan 27, 2018
themonk:

Some people believe the earth is flat. That doesn't make the earth flat.

Same way some people believe they are not prostitutes despites pointing out they have all the characteristics of one. It doesnt make them not prostitutes

Thank you my brother enlightened this shit holler Nigerian babes that collecting money for sex is simply prostitution and they should stop living in the euphoria of self deciet grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 7:32am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.






Nne your life your business grin

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Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by arrestdarrester: 7:39am On Jan 27, 2018
You are single and fvcking men about for money and you say you are not an Olosho or Prostitute? Just in case you no go better school, make I ask which Street did you grow up? Sesame street?
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nathanieloo7(m): 8:01am On Jan 27, 2018
Even even when you marry?
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 8:03am On Jan 27, 2018
dingbang:
So this is what your mother taught you ? You should be ashamed of yourself
y do you have to insult her parents? if you have a problem with her deal with her and not her parents, it's possible she's well trained and decided to be weird. And you Op stop bringing insults to your parents, you can be a better person in life without been a sex machine
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 8:03am On Jan 27, 2018
Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks. [/quote]

LEAVE ALL THIS ENGLISH OOO, COME AROUND LETS FUKK,
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by adanny01(m): 8:04am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.

Check the bolded.

Scientifically, it is proven the other way round. For reasons best known to you, it gives you pain.

Its either you are terrible in bed or nature has been unfair to you by having a dry pussi or lastly, u probably had been genitally mutilated.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 8:04am On Jan 27, 2018
Safiaa:
Please fuuckk and collect your pay. It is your life nothing do you grin
amarachi
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by DaddyKross: 8:08am On Jan 27, 2018
Talius:


You don reach here? �



Odogwu Nwanne cheesy
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by DaddyKross: 8:09am On Jan 27, 2018
Sparkle777:


Haba, Bobrisky cannot speak or write fluent English. Am sure a woman wrote it. Tbh, I don't support sex outside marriage but since ppl have bastardized it and men easily forget abt ladies they ve slept with then its not unfair if she collects money. Be it the taking out or outright purchase of her needs. Point is,she has to exact something to make her feel "not used".


In other news, you can do the same or you do it already ?
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by bonifieldstun(m): 8:10am On Jan 27, 2018
Tohzara:
You're saying absolute nonsense. Not every girl is a prostitute.

What has money got to do with "the whole concept of sex", whatever the fück that means?
mind your business broke ass dude, y'all be looking for free Bleep upandan, do you even think y a girl cry while having sex for the first time no!! because a guy way dey f**k for the first time the thing dey sweet am die while for lady the thing dey pain am some even bleed for 2 days, so for ladies sex no easy so I salute dem and give dem money, so go and jump from ikoyi bridge if I f*ck ur girl and give her 50k for just one night stand
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Daeylar(f): 8:18am On Jan 27, 2018
makydebbie:
Nairalanders are very predictable. grin

Very tiring,
Anyways, whether man or woman grin let 'her' keep posting what she wants grin grin
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by DEGODSON1(m): 8:27am On Jan 27, 2018
there are no 2 ways to call an OLOSHO...my sister OLOSHO IS OLOSHO
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by dingbang(m): 8:30am On Jan 27, 2018
bamidelee:

y do you have to insult her parents? if you have a problem with her deal with her and not her parents, it's possible she's well trained and decided to be weird. And you Op stop bringing insults to your parents, you can be a better person in life without been a sex machine
so this is what your mum taught you

That's a question.. Not an insult to her parents. Be sensible
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Toks2008(m): 8:33am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.

To be honest. ..you made some sense but on the moral ground it is not right.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 8:40am On Jan 27, 2018
dingbang:
so this is what your mum taught you
That's a question.. Not an insult to her parents. Be sensible
am old enough to be your father
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by JuanDeDios: 8:41am On Jan 27, 2018
themonk:

Your heading says:
7 reasons i will always collect money after sex

Then you go ahead to say

I am not an olosho or prostitute.

You will need a book bigger than the bible to explain how these two contradictory sentences should appear in a paragraph
Same thing I noticed. I mean, it's her right to collect money for what she likes but I'm not sure why she felt she needed to add that line. It's like a bread seller going to the market and screaming she's not a trader. Who ask you? Just sell the darn bread and skip the labels.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by dingbang(m): 8:50am On Jan 27, 2018
bamidelee:

am old enough to be your father
then you should be able to correct her for thinking like that instead of commenting like one who is not. Dammnit
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by makydebbie(f): 8:51am On Jan 27, 2018
Daeylar:


Very tiring,
Anyways, whether man or woman grin let 'her' keep posting what she wants grin grin
Daeylar, I weak oh!

Let's imagine the op is female, what rights do these ones have to condemn and shame? See how all of a sudden, everyone is righteous. Even those that patronize prostitutes. Let the person live his life na. At least, his opinion wasn't forced on anyone if only everyone could mind their business..

Goodmoney dear. kiss
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by speedy01(m): 8:58am On Jan 27, 2018
unofficial olosho
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Tozara(m): 9:04am On Jan 27, 2018
makydebbie:
Dae.ylar, I weak oh!

Let's imagine the op is female, what rights do these ones have to condemn and shame? See how all of a sudden, everyone is righteous. Even those that patronize prostitutes. Let the person live his life na. At least, his opinion wasn't forced on anyone if only everyone could mind their business..

Goodmoney dear. kiss
The thing is, she has the right to do whatever she wants with her pussy. Afterall, she doesn't force her Johns to patronize her.

But she's a clown for describing herself as a PROSTITUTE, and then, in the same breath, saying she's NOT a prostitute. What kind of fückery is that? She should be proud of it. It's none of my business that she sells pussy. That's her life.

Oh, wait, you guys said it's a "HE".

Either way, a prostitute is a prostitute. The person described in the OP is a prostitute, and I don't think there's anything wrong in pointing that out.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Tallesty1(m): 9:07am On Jan 27, 2018
makydebbie:
Daeylar, I weak oh!

Let's imagine the op is female, what rights do these ones have to condemn and shame? See how all of a sudden, everyone is righteous. Even those that patronize prostitutes. Let the person live his life na. At least, his opinion wasn't forced on anyone if only everyone could mind their business..

Goodmoney dear. kiss
Life on earth will be impossible if everyone should mind their business.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Tozara(m): 9:12am On Jan 27, 2018
Tallesty1:
Life on earth will be impossible if everyone should mind their business.
This is absolutely true. Because we AFFECT one another, since we share the same world.

The thing is, if what the person is doing won't affect us or society in general, then we shouldn't care what they do with their lives.

No rule in nature says we should mind our business, though. It's human invention, like every idea that exists within the confines of our skulls.
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Nobody: 9:15am On Jan 27, 2018
Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by FRANKOSKI(m): 9:18am On Jan 27, 2018
DAUGHTER OF HER MOTHER! grin

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